Daddy Comes First

Eamon loves politics but the boomers can't handle the truth. The little monster waits patiently inside him like Denzel. Life is terrible and bearable at the same time.

They try to got the Orange man. The neighbours are cagey with hammers. Eamon sings a lot.

Eamon dislikes Air BnB spies now. Become one with nature, Eamon can show you how. Even light bestiality is bad!

Dublin immigrant food scene is shit. The baby child has to get dangerous. You cannot swallow with the big lips they say.

Mothers are the Navy seals of women. Men who wrap their feet in belts are not up for the job. Do you remember dub? Voting is a scam.

Eamon is dealing with a lot of bad breath lately. Others. Technology will not save us. We have failed to listen to the guidance of our artists. Sex dolls and poo poo ghosts.

The drama of Eamon's bike. It was stolen 3 times but now it is his again. Eamon speaks about having your preferred murder method ready to go. Women have it all because men gave it to them.

Eamon does not like dance music. He likes how country women dress. You should always scare people when you have a chance.

Eamon is getting fit..er. He has a deep voice. ANDDDDD. The first segment of HISTORY MOMENTS!! The Irish civil war was a light but deep war. There were C**ts on all sides. Learn more.

Eamon is learning history. The crackhead from apartment 9 has been evicted and Eamon shares some fond memories. America is the PoPo of the world. Indentured labourers are wild and selective breeding is real.

The kids are sticking it in but not moving it. Eamon ponders circumcised penises and thinks life could be better.

Eamon talks about kids today. His youth in a homophobic technicolour island scape. Eamon fights young Eamon and wins!

Eamon talks about the price of things. His mom spanked him much less than other moms and more than some moms. A shocking revelation from his friend scares him.

Why are children so sick all the time? Are we tougher that we used to be? Your mother is worried about you!

The neighbours are busy sucking turds. Eamon discusses the advanced heart of the human man and explain why women just don't understand.

Eamon is sad. The seagulls are loud AF. Trinidad is where Elton John's wardrobe goes to die. Scuba week on Jeffery Epstein's Island.

Eamon hopes you got some rest. Are you walking back into work with your head high? We all need to find our doors. Should Eamon put his feet on the line? Eamon's parents are embarrassed.

The riots were crazy. Eamon knows how to fix the divide. Julie mangos are the best and worth risking your life for

Eamon remembers an explosive Christmas morning in Church. Relationships are hard but physical abuse is not the always the answer. Who abused who? Ceviche is a raw fish dish.

Eamon thinks everyone else is the problem. Some blows have been blown. Terrorism can be done with dignity and The Lord of the Rings has a lot to answer for.....

Eamon tosses convictions, bikini waxing for men by men and a rude fella bitch who had it comin'

Eamon discusses the overrated truth around following your passions. The joys and wonders of working for corporations like writing passive aggressive emails and screwing people at the company off-site.