Daily Pain With Jane Puncast

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

My friends business burned down last night. Now his business is toast. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

People who take care of chickens are chicken tenders. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at. Hi guys! Sorry there’s no special guest today, I couldn’t find any takers. If anyone would like their pun to be featured on DPWJ, just send it in with a voice message! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper is jammin’ again.  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Do memory foam mattresses wish they could forget?  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

A man has been stealing wheels of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other needs oinkment.  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What’s the difference between a duck? One foot’s both the same Joke read by Grandpa Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public? A private tooter! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathmachicken! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What time do ducks wake up? The quack of dawn! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What rock group has four men and doesn’t sing? Mount Rushmore! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are week days. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

If a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure? Hi guys! Glad to see you after so long! I hope you like the new cover art, Alice from Box of Books Podcast made it for me! If you like it, don't be afraid to send me or her a voice message telling us what you think! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t been recording any episodes lately. I’ve been really caught up on schoolwork and haven’t been able to record at all. But get ready for season 3, which is starting TOMORROW. I hope to see you there!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Joke read by Samuel, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

You know what’s nuts? Almonds Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Cheerful cowboys make jolly ranchers Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Do guns have a troubleshooting section? Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Never trust a train. They have loco motives Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why does the norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can scandinavian Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Knock knock. Who’s there? Britney spears. Britney spears who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Oops, I did it again!   Joke read by Jane Hillman and Alice from Box Of Books Podcast, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call a belt with a clock on it? A waist/waste of time. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Well to be frank, I’d have to change my name. Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but can’t tuna fish.  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home. Joke read by Eliza White, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman  Including voice message from BOB (Box Of Books Podcast). Feel free to send in voice messages! We will gladly add them into our episodes if you choose. If you don't want us to put it in an episode, just add that on to the end of your voice message.

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!  Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What did the rug say to the floor? I’ve got you covered Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly Hey listeners! Just want to let you know that this is the last episode of season one of DPWJ. Season two will begin on September first with 25 more daily episodes. Thanks for sticking with us! Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What can you catch but never throw? A cold Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm? Looks like reindeer Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman