Definitely Not!

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss gooning vs. fapping, but naturally it spirals into:- the pass out game- 80's and 90's movies- our time in Tha Sip- that one submersible- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Timothee Chalamet, but naturally it spirals into:- a ballet/opera debate- Brittany's hilarious TikTok finds- weird slang- the downfall of Shia LaBeouf- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

Producer Brittany lets G have it for showing up to his own show 45 minutes late.

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💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discussBrittany's crochet penis, but naturally it spirals into:- old ladies & celebrities- 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple- YA literature- Gonzo's Harry Potter Trauma- The Patriot Games- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧[email protected]

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss the Netflix/Warner Bros merger, but naturally it spirals into:dicks for rentliving in Chicagoscamsthe roomster appwhat would you dothe Amish communitytaking the Greyhound at age 15and the AI hit single "We Are Charlie Kirk" Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.Episode description 💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail as always - sorry Tony! Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss life kickin' everyone in the balls, but naturally it spirals into:- the concept of marriage- Gonzo's dad's mid-life crisis- family emergencies- the worst NFL season of all times- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss anything but politics, but naturally it spirals into:- politics- the NFL- kids making up shit for the sake of making up shit Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss more NFL bullshit, but naturally it spirals into:bullying GonzoNFL predictionsand "Shreking"Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss NFL predictions, but naturally it spirals into:- Tush pushes- Jeepers Creepers- The Bad Bunny Halftime Show - and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Anthony Rizzo’s retirement, but naturally it spirals into:NFL Week 1Male cheerleadersNFL Week 2Josh AllenNFL Week 3 predictionsHamilton theater screenings Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss smutty books but naturally it spirals into:- Joe from "You"- bailing out to stalk someone- whether women are more empathetic than men- NFL Week 1 predictions- Josh Allen at the end of "Sinners"- Gonzo's complete hatred for Ben Johnson- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss women who dip, but naturally it spirals into:- everyone becoming a cop- hanging out at the grocery store- bro nurses and doctors- European pickpockets vs. American tourists- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Gonzo’s brush with mortality, but naturally it spirals into:- Chad’s on the local fire department - the T app - Game of Thrones - Gonzo’s expectations for his funeral Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss taking kids to the doctor, but naturally it spirals into:- Gonzo's arthritic butthole- Taking more than the prescribed dose of narcotics- multiple politic events of the past weeks - and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss 28 Years Later, but naturally it spirals into:- The miracle of the placenta- pro-life propaganda - saving AMC- 1950's men having EVERYTHING- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss bullying gym bros, but naturally it spirals into:reversing a vasectomyOklahoma threesTravis Hunter bang bros subscriptions and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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In which Bory and Gonzo talk Dale Earnhardt, the Wisconsin cheeseburger and more. Don't forget to subscribe or follow the show on Spotify/Apple Podcasts!#comedypodcast #podcast #comedy #podcastersofinstagram #podcasting #podcasts #podcastlife #newpodcast #applepodcasts #spotifypodcast #comedymemes #funnypodcast #funny #comedyvideos #comedyshow #comedycentral #podcastshow #comedylife #podcaster #podcastsofinstagram #comedyclub #podcasters #moviepodcast #spotify #applepodcast #comedyposts #comedyskit #comedygold #comedynight #comedyvideo #studio1405productions

In which Bory and Gonzo take you down the rabbit hole of the end of the American Empire. #notapoliticalpodcast Follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode. Don’t forget to leave us a comment to join the conversation.#comedypodcast #podcast #comedy #podcastersofinstagram #podcasting #podcasts #podcastlife #newpodcast #applepodcasts #spotifypodcast #comedymemes #funnypodcast #funny #comedyvideos #comedyshow #comedycentral #podcastshow #comedylife #podcaster #podcastsofinstagram #comedyclub #podcasters #moviepodcast #spotify #applepodcast #comedyposts #comedyskit #comedygold #comedynight #studio1405productions 

In which Bory and Gonzo talk the Diddy trial, Brett Favre, the Dallas Cowboys, white boys with mullets, Kato and more. Follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode. Don’t forget to leave us a comment to join the conversation.#comedypodcast #podcast #comedy #podcastersofinstagram #podcasting #podcasts #podcastlife #newpodcast #applepodcasts #spotifypodcast #comedymemes #funnypodcast #funny #comedyvideos #comedyshow #comedycentral #podcastshow #comedylife #podcaster #podcastsofinstagram #comedyclub #podcasters #moviepodcast #spotify #applepodcast #comedyposts #comedyskit #comedygold #comedynight #studio1405productions 

In which Bory and Gonzo talk retirement ceremonies, day drinking, men’s mental health, Seinfeld and more!Follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode. Don’t forget to leave us a comment to join the conversation.#comedypodcast #podcast #comedy #podcastersofinstagram #podcasting #podcasts #podcastlife #newpodcast #applepodcasts #spotifypodcast #comedymemes #funnypodcast #funny #comedyvideos #comedyshow #comedycentral #podcastshow #comedylife #podcaster #podcastsofinstagram #comedyclub #podcasters #moviepodcast #spotify #applepodcast #comedyposts #comedyskit #comedygold #comedynight #comedyvideo#studio1405productions 

In which Bory and Gonzo talk womansplaining, the NFL Draft, Edward Fortyhands, and more. Featuring special guest, Em! Follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode. Don’t forget to leave us a comment to join the conversation.#comedypodcast #podcast #comedy #podcastersofinstagram #podcasting #podcasts #podcastlife #newpodcast #applepodcasts #spotifypodcast #comedymemes #funnypodcast #funny #comedyvideos #comedyshow #comedycentral #podcastshow #comedylife #podcaster #podcastsofinstagram #comedyclub #podcasters #moviepodcast #spotify #applepodcast #comedyposts #comedyskit #comedygold #comedynight #comedyvideo#studio1405productions 

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