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1-900 Soccer Bros
by Sister Sharron, Jared Sagal, Marc Sagal
1-900 Soccer Bros is the totally free and sometimes NSFW hotline for eavesdropping on two brothers, Jared and Marc Sagal, and their semi-anonymous “sister” who are knee deep in the Youth Sports Industrial Complex. In this show, they’ll discuss the agony, ecstasy and alarming mediocrity of club soccer in America. If you've ever questioned the pay-to-play system, sideline parent drama, or just want to know you’re not alone in the soccer grind, this is the show for you. This show is known for terrible sound, meandering monologues and questionable advice from the absurd to the profound. Want more? Want us to stop? Join us @soccerrazzi on YouTube.
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Surviving Pay To Play
1-900 Soccer Bros: The Pay-to-Play Conspiracy Welcome to 1-900 Soccer Bros, the podcast that exposes the madness of the youth industrial sports complex with a comedic and brutally honest lens. In this episode, we take a mind-bending time warp back to a dreary night in Manchester, where two cunning UK soccer coaches sit in a dimly lit pub, pints in hand, scheming up the greatest hustle in sports history—pay-to-play soccer in America. Through hilarious reenactments, we relive the moment they crafted their master plan to drain the wallets of naive American soccer parents, convincing them that the only path to greatness is through endless club fees, "elite" training packages, and overpriced European tours. We break down the absurdity of the system, expose how the dream is sold, and remind everyone that talent isn't bought—it’s built. Strap in for satire, soccer history, and some hard-hitting truths. 1-900 Soccer Bros is here to entertain, enlighten, and maybe—just maybe—start a revolution.
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Playing Time
What do you do when you’re paying for club soccer and your kid doesn’t play in games? Join the Soccer Bros as they dive deep into this uncomfortable and all-too-familiar topic. From conspiracy theories to awkward silences and unspoken rage, Marc, Jared and special guest "Coach Carmichael" expose the hilarity and horror of these sideline negotiations between parents and coaches. Eventually, they land a few helpful ways to approach playing time concerns without tanking your kid’s chances—or your dignity.
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The Car Ride Home
What do you say when your kid is the man of the match? Or played his worst game ever? Buckle up as the Soccer Bros take you on the most dreaded journey in youth sports: the car ride home. This episode explores every cringe-worthy scenario — from excessively harsh critique to overly enthusiastic celebrations — and the psychological toll these common parent reactions take on kids. If you can make it to the end, you’ll find do’s and don’ts that might make your journey a space for connection and growth rather than isolation and despair. Remember, less is more and silence is king! Tell us what you think in the comments on our YouTube. XOXO, Soccer Bros
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
1-900 Soccer Bros is the totally free and sometimes NSFW hotline for eavesdropping on two brothers, Jared and Marc Sagal, and their semi-anonymous “sister” who are knee deep in the Youth Sports Industrial Complex. In this show, they’ll discuss the agony, ecstasy and alarming mediocrity of club soccer in America. If you've ever questioned the pay-to-play system, sideline parent drama, or just want to know you’re not alone in the soccer grind, this is the show for you. This show is known for terrible sound, meandering monologues and questionable advice from the absurd to the profound. Want more? Want us to stop? Join us @soccerrazzi on YouTube.
HOSTED BY
Sister Sharron, Jared Sagal, Marc Sagal
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1-900 Soccer Bros is the totally free and sometimes NSFW hotline for eavesdropping on two brothers, Jared and Marc Sagal, and their semi-anonymous “sister” who are knee deep in the Youth Sports Industrial Complex. In this show, they’ll discuss the agony, ecstasy and alarming mediocrity of club...
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1-900 Soccer Bros is created and hosted by Sister Sharron, Jared Sagal, Marc Sagal.
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