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In this episode of the 586 Podcast: * Kepler runs away for like 15 hours - what a jerk! (we found him, he was hanging out with Howard) * A Green Day concert in San Francisco * Estate Sale finds (100th birthday party and old lady vacays) * A bit about aliens Follow us places!

Hey gang. How's it going? In this episode of the 586 Podcast, host Mason Guidry talks to co-host Haley Guidry about things. I bet you'll never guess what based on the title of this episode! • Mason has officially held hands with Morrissey. • Mason and Haley hiked Half Dome in Yosemite National Park. Jesus, that was really hard. Especially when you have to carry your partners bag up sub dome. Oops. • What's next? Only one way to find out. Follow The 586 Podcast on Instagram: www.instagram.com/the586podcast and TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@586podcast.

In this episode of The 586 Podcast, the we take you on a "unique journey" as we record while driving the dogs to the vet. We talk about (I'm letting ChatGPT write this so give me a break): Mount Baldy Hike: They share their experiences hiking Mount Baldy multiple times, each with varying levels of difficulty and weather conditions. The hosts humorously mention their self-proclaimed "Triple Crown" achievement and recount an encounter with a wild deer on the trail. Pet Care and Vet Visits: As they drive to the vet, the hosts talk about the importance of regular checkups for pets and how people often take better care of their animals than themselves. This leads to a lighthearted discussion about prioritizing pet health. Concerts and Photo Pass Adventures: The hosts reminisce about recent concerts in Nashville, including performances by AFI, Ben Nichols, and other bands. They describe the thrill of obtaining a photo pass, being up close to the action, and the unique experience of seeing AFI play during the daytime. Visits to Nashville and Huntsville: The hosts recount their trips to Nashville and Huntsville, including attending comedy shows and the challenges of road trips, such as disappointing fast food experiences. They also mention meeting up with a friend named Nolan and their unfortunate meal at Sonic. Rewatching Desperate Housewives: They question why they decided to rewatch the show, commenting on the over-the-top, soap opera-like writing and unrealistic plot twists. The hosts enjoy poking holes in the plot as they revisit the series. Upcoming Travel Plans: The hosts discuss their future travel plans, including hiking in Colorado and attending a Green Day concert in Nashville. Chick-fil-A Drive-Thru Moment: In a vlog-style segment, the hosts humorously navigate the Chick-fil-A drive-thru, keeping their mics on and joking about how the employees might think they are secret shoppers. This adds a fun and spontaneous element to the episode. (this is so cringy, thanks GPT) Pet Hike Experience: The hosts share how one of their dogs, Kepler, handled a recent hike, praising his endurance despite being an indoor dog. They recount how he got spooked by noises and shadows as night fell, mistaking them for monsters. Random Observations and Humor: The episode is peppered with random observations and jokes, from spotting Crocs hanging out of a Jeep to discussing the existence of a Trump Superstore. The hosts keep the tone light and playful throughout. (LOL aren't we cool) Social Media Suspension Joke: Toward the end of the episode, the hosts joke about being temporarily suspended from social platforms for "bot-like activity," despite not being very active. They humorously speculate that their rapid influx of views must have raised suspicions. Follow The 586 Podcast on Instagram: www.instagram.com/the586podcastand TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@586podcast.

Hey, we’re back! In this episode, we talk about: Shaking up some protein shakes Discovering the world of movie sound effects Hiking on Mount Baldy on purpose Getting back to basics LA experiences Plus, how we ended up accidentally hiking a brutal trail (hiking Mount Baldy on accident) Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/the586podcastand TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

Hey, we are in Los Angeles. What's up? We talk about: • Hiking with rattlesnakes and snow • Accidentally hiking the most dangerous trail in LA • Corey Feldman and the Comedy Chateau • Drunk guy at the Comedy Store • more more more! Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/the586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, Mason and Haley catch up on things since taking off for *RV Life* We talk about: • Visiting Roswell, New Mexico and Sedona • Mason's family being in the HR Mafia • O'Siders only brah - free surfboard • Mason makes his editing life difficult by naming different green screen things behind us • Las Vegas visitation to a real trailer park • more more more! Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/the586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, Mason and Haley take a hike in the woods. We talk about: • Going up a really steep hill • Mason talking too much with his hands (his Italian is showing) • Walking through the mud • We can't remember what we talked about, so we are just filling in these bullet points • Something funny and/or interesting happened • OMG you don't want to miss this part it's probably hilarious and more! Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/the586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, Mason and Haley do a podcast while it is snowing outside. We talk about: • Spending the holidays in New Orleans and gifting Crocs • Hating high school and teachers dating students • School punishments and wtf is paddling about • Tekashi 69 - where's he at? • 0% air quality in the RV • Mason insisting Haley watch Kat Williams on Shannon Sharp's podcast and more! Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/the586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, Haley drags Mason out of bed to do a podcast (but he is extra comfy). We talk about: • The lines at Graceland • Toilet nightmare • A thumb war breaks out • Who knows more about nursing homes • Mason hiding while Haley gets angry during renovation projects • Agree or Disagree segment • Down with UPS and more! Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/the586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, Mason and Haley are now homeless (RV life): We dive into: • Public bathrooms and showers • Friends (RIP Matty) • RV mishaps so far • Recent concerts and the smoke machine setting off the fire alarm • Mason's ETSU comedy show • New York RV Park • General catching up on things and fighting (put 'em up) and more! Follow us TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, Mason and Haley take about the summer so far, comedy shows, and an *announcement*. We dive into: • Mason's show at the House of Comedy at the Mall of America • Mall walking at the Mall of America • The Menzingers show in Knoxville • Mason's upcoming shows, including one at ETSU on 9-9 • RV-ing (announcement) • Taking photos of Prague on Black and White film • Haley being sick for a month • Jersey City RV park • Upcoming trips to Graceland, NYC, Florida and more! Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, Mason and Haley are joined by their first in person guest, comedian Keith Marcell! Things we talk about: • Signs of diabetes • Keith tells Mason that he needs a bar where they know his name • Haley growing up in a small town in the south • Eating at McDonald's in Europe • The Sims and making babies sleep outside (Keith suggests a CPS Expansion pack) • Concert Mishaps • Goodwill Outlets and Athens' version of it • Haley pulls Keith a tarot card • Illicit substances chat and more! Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast Follow Keith on Instagram www.instagram.com/bigblackcomedian

During this episode, Mason and Haley talk about events in New Orleans, verbally duke it out about being boring, and talk about shows. • Living a day without water in the building • The great debate over body decomposition rates • Devil Horse’s crickets at a cemetery in New Orleans and how dumb they are • Mason’s Mimi wanting to feed alligators chocolate mints • Mason doing comedy in New Orleans • Seeing The Cure at the Smoothie King Center in NOLA • Mason and Haley duke it out (verbally) • Mason takes Haley’s pen away because she isn’t drawing anything useful • Haley’s first photopass for an arena for BUSH and Breaking Benjamin • Haley assumes BUSH is from the Australian Bush and more! *Mason would now like to be referred to as Hillary Rodham Clinton Join us on Instagram www.instagram.com/586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, we talk about lots of things. Stick around til the end for a “fashion show” Those things include:  • RIP Jerry Springer (aka Judge Jerry) • Dead Celebrities and Harambe  • We dive too deep into Jerry Springer episode • How wild they are in Naked and Afraid • Mason finding his inner child on the slide in Ft Kid • How scary it is killing crabs • Mason’s wig during a comedy show • Haley wrecking directly into Mason on skis • Mason’s bike wreck and Crocs flying • AI super weirdly bad Fashion Show with Canva  and more! Join us on Instagram www.instagram.com/586podcast  and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

During this episode, we welcome our first guest (she still doesn't know she was on the podcast), Haley's Mom. We also talk about:  • The Daddy vs Daddy dilema • Dual Survival and Cody being dramatic • Haley's Mom says Pedro Pascal is "okay" • Mason being stereotyped as a drug dealer in the produce section at Walmart • Fireworks for fish • Mason's Mom getting married in Vegas • Getting locked inside of an aquarium in a Vegas casino • High school fights and Haley being accused of stealing • Mason accidentally doing comedy in High school and more! Join us on Instagram www.instagram.com/586podcast and TikTok www.tiktok.com/@586podcast

This episode has it all - a Giveaway (enter through April 4!), a Viking named Harold (he was a jerk), and Robert Smith telling Ticketmaster how it is WHILE TYPING IN ALL CAPS (A HERO). We also talk about:  The AFI Sing the Sorrow Forum (a girl passed out, Mason mentions Daddy David, a man violently licks a vinyl while crowd surfing, etc) The Viking Museum in Sweden (they did NOT like Polish people) Mason calling Haley’s teeth illiterate and Haley taking matters into her own hands Comedy happenings (Mason’s show in Asheville) Extreme Sisters and how disturbing it is ROBERT SMITH TAKING ON TICKETMASTER A Cure fan sending us a record because he was happy And more!Check out our Instagram to enter our giveaway (through April 4) or just follow us anyway: www.instagram.com/586podcast 

The gang is in Prague! During this episode, Mason and Haley and in Europe and talk about all of the cool, weird, kinda scary, and funny things that have been happening! Parts 1 & 2 (aka, this one is long). Mason discusses train sushi How Mason handles the street scammers pretending to take donations  A Polish man tries to manipulate his way into the hotel room in Warsaw, then refuses to leave the hotel that he isn’t staying in The scary Russian Uber ride from hell that dropped the gang off by a warehouse (FreeNow) Going to concerts in foreign countries (Ville Valo from HIM) The insane amount of stairs in Europe A drunk Finnish couple who is fascinated with the United States buys Haley and Mason drinks and makes enemies with everyone else Haley accidentally pays Mason pack by injuring him in his sleep Visiting Prague Castle, Poland, and more We have Instagram now! www.instagram.com/586podcast

Welcome back! The gang is all here. In this episode, we talk about: Haley confusing Frasier and Becker for a very long time Mason talks about how he had to watch MASH to parent himself Mason gets a new Myspace regarding misogyny Polaroid tells you not to take selfies with their cameras Seeing Notre Dame before it burned Staying at an 8 floor walk up in Paris Haley further proves her lack of popular street terminology A quick Jordan Peterson impression Jack the Ripper vs Ben Franklin and more! Follow Mason on Instagram Follow Voyages of Mine on Instagram

LIVE (pre-recorded) from New York! In this episode, the gang stays in Brooklyn's tiniest hotel room (it could be). Many exciting things happen, including: - Mason getting new Crocs - Witnessing a crime at BestBuy in Times Square - Mason is mistaken for a Jewish man and is flattered - The insanity of NYC at Christmas - The horrible bathroom at Burlington Coat Factory = Sister Wives - Kody is blowing it .. and more! Follow Mason on Instagram and TikTok Follow Voyages of Mine on Instagram Voyages of Mine website Get the Calm app (you need it) 

This episode is off the chain. The streets have gifted Mason a chain, and his life will never be the same. That rhymed. This time the gang talks about: How the streets of Knoxville gifted Mason with a chain that's definitely not real gold Mason and Haley went to a concert and talk about the scary White Orc in the mosh pit Haley advocates for ASMR and Mason thinks otherwise Mason lets Haley pierce his ear  Punches are thrown while Mason practices self-defense in his sleep Mason went sewer diving for a stranger Follow Mason on Instagram and TikTok Follow Voyages of Mine Instagram Voyages of Mine website

How’s it feel to chew 5 Gum? Apparently not very good. In this episode, the gang talks about the creepy Pokemon music that got banned, Shaq protecting the world from asteroids, Waffle House fights, Mason’s “relationship” with a certain celebrity mom, Mason’s sunburned childhood in New Orleans, and more!

In this episode, Mason’s mic cable is too short for his liking, a train comes by to say hi, Haley talks about fun travel and photography things, Mason explains the concept of a “Glizzy” to Haley, Mason tries to say České Budějovice, and some guy hates tourists.

Welcome to our first episode, people we probably know! The gang (there’s two of us) talks about hanging out in San Francisco during a comedy festival, Haley using words that only Australians can say, the Queen, Mason not telling Haley about ghosts, where not to get a “massage” in Knoxville, staying the night in bad areas, and other enlightening topics.