A Day in the Life of an Ass

In this Half-Ass Episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we let AI King Henry VIII take over the mic — and the royal nonsense begins.From Julius Caesar to Barack Obama, His Majesty ranks, roasts, and ruthlessly decides who deserves the crown and who gets the axe.Along the way, he reveals some very questionable opinions, plays a royal round of “Smash, Marry, Behead”, and proves that an AI king might still be a bigger pain in the ass than a real one.👑 Half the effort, all the ego🔪 Historical hot takes🍑 Artificial Royal AsseryHit play and prepare to kneel… or get canceled by the crown.

In this episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we expose the darker side of true crime content creation.We kick things off with our signature Culo Diaries segment, where our friend Sarah shares the cringiest worst date ever—you’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll maybe delete your dating apps.Then we dig into the origins of true crime propaganda (hint: it started in Germany), and break down how creators like Kendall Rae and Crime Junkie became household names by monetizing murder. From lazy research to exploiting victims’ stories, we’re calling out the true crime industry’s most controversial practices—with jokes, of course.If you love true crime but hate the bullshit, this episode’s for you.leave a review and check us out on Tiktok @dayinthelifeofanassInstagram: @dayinthelifeofanass [email protected]

In this special Half Ass Edition, we’re diving headfirst into the messy world of romantic tunes that don’t hit quite right. From the classic "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to Taylor Swift’s emotional rollercoasters, we’re unpacking the toxic tropes and problematic undertones lurking in some of the most beloved love songs. Tune in for a mix of sharp insights, laughs, and maybe even a cringe or two as we dissect how “romantic” can sometimes go oh-so-wrong.Spoiler: You’ll never listen to some of these hits the same way again.#EpidemicSoundlabs #taylorswift #bennymadrones #thepolice #jamesblunt #rickspringfield #meatloafEditing by - Andrea BrownMusic by - EpidemicSoundlabs Lily Ruiz and Andrea Browncheck us out on tiktok @DayIntheLifeofanAss email : [email protected]

Hello, Assholians! This week Lily and Andrea introduce their new segment: " Dick Moves". This week's " dick" we introduced Gary! Why did Gary insist on buying women drinks at the bar, why do we feel obligated to spend time with Gary for that cheap drink? And whyyyyyy does he keep hanging around? Also, who is the biggest generational asshole? Is it the Boomers, the whiny Millenials or was it always GEN ZZZZZZZZZZZZ? Join us for another week of having some laughs, being crass and always an ASS on our show! Wikipedia Google ( we Googled alot) Music: EpidemicSoundlab

Welcome to our first Half-assed episode of a Day in the Life of Ass, the first in a series of mini episodes breaking down the pretty lies and toxic tropes fed to us by the media. This week Lily and Andrea banter over Magical Makeovers in Hollywood. What's really going on under all that makeup? Let's connect! Tiktok- DayandthelifeofanAss [email protected] Sources: She's all That Miss Congenality Grease Mean Girls Barbie Easy A Music: EpidemicSoundLab

Lily and Andrea's first episode, finally! Welcome to A Day in the life of an Ass ! On this episode we discuss " what makes an A**hole", Raygun break dance debacle that ruined the Olympics, did you know gonorrhea is actually French? and how long is too long waiting on a your first date? Join us as we share our sordid personal tales of assholery and you be the judge on who is the biggest A**hole....Lily or Andrea?

Teaser outtake and blooper for the new upcoming podcast A Day In the life an Ass.Music provided by EPIDEMIC SOUND LAB : pär / "Cartoon Madness" / courtesy of Epidemic Sound