A Little R and R

Rachel and Rebecca already ate lunch today but still want to hang out with you during their break. No commitment, all you've gotta do is name the price you'd pimp yourself out for...Plus, it's invention day as R&R try to give Elon Musk his next $50 million idea, a woman at a party who had to blurt the most personal thing out loud to EVERYBODY, more dating stories, and a patient who responded arousingly to getting a catheter.

Rachel and Rebecca return from life happening to be able to enjoy their lunch breaks again. Today's lunch break comes with a side of unfortunate cosmetology school student mishaps, getting caught undressing, craving the best lunch burger, and benefits to making your own soap.

R&R finally decide to take another lunch break, covering the hardest hitting topics known to all mankind - adrenaline addiction, dressing up at the Renaissance fair, a groundbreaking new product called "Don't be a Bitch" soap, and the worst restaurants and hotels they've ever been to.

Today's lunch break immediately goes off the rails as R & R ponder how animals from their dreams would be in a relationship. Plus, for the first time there is ABSOLUTELY no news on the dating front so we are on a journey to figure out how to change that... Also, we find out how Tom Cruise keeps making friends (despite the whole Scientology thing), the true difference between love and lust, and pessimistically determine that everything in life is a trade.

R&R is back from vacation and is already planning a drinking show. What does that say about how their vacation went?? Of course, they have to discuss the quality of men in Italy along with their coffee, traffic, "detailed" Italian statues, and restrooms. Those are less important than the men though.

The Seinfeld of podcasts continues, starting with some weird moments caused by accidental eye twitches, some "Am I the Asshole" situations, making eye contact with people in places you don't expect, and what you'd do if you didn't have to work. Finally, R&R's lunch break show is interrupted by a surprise awkward ending...

On today's lunch break, R&R lament future evolutionary trends involving the human thumb, who has the best toes (and who can do the most interesting stunts with them), whether or not it's okay to kill spiders, and how much money you'd take to lose a limb. Plus, a return to what is turning into a show classic - another restroom conundrum. And it may involve poop once again.

We have an update on Rebecca's gentleman situation from last week and whether or not this is a viable love triangle. Or love line. Some kind of shape (of love). Plus, on today's lunch break: why a knob is the least attractive name for a knob (trust me it'll make sense), the truest biblical rendition of Adam & Eve told in history, leaving a certain kind of "toys" out for the in-laws to see, old people without filters, and dreams that turn into reality a little too hard.

Rebecca pursues a gentleman, resulting in a lunch break discussion of their worst dates. Will the new one follow the pattern or will it all work out? Plus, some tips and tricks on how to get out of getting a speeding ticket (if you're hot), missing curfew by locking yourself IN a vehicle, and what authors who write romance novels are getting wrong about their characters.

New Years Resolutions are in and the first thing R&R decide is to get through an episode without talking about poop. But when Waffle House gets involved that resolution is immediately put to the test... Plus, spend the rest of your lunch break hearing stories about "Colorado" gummies, what the term "going out" even means, chivalry in 2024, and people that take traveling too seriously.

It only took 3 episodes for a cat fight to break out, but the first long awaited and heavily marketed (not really) cat fight of the show's cycle commences over each other's pet peeves - for each other and... for everyone else. Also, R&R decide who on their Christmas list they like and hate buying presents for. Is the whole scheme just a sham? Potentially. Finally, the eternal debate on whether the men's restroom or the women's restroom is truly the cleaner restroom. More importantly, why? And how does every lunch break discussion turn into bathroom talk? The answer may surprise you.

There's a particular trend for Hollywood stars with enough money and not perky enough to make it through the movie - what could that be?? Plus, R&R put together an exotic animal roster to either be friends, make coffee, or fight to the death. Maybe all of the above. Which roster are you taking? Finally, it was only a matter of time before the topic of sex dolls came up. Sure it was inevitable, but how much do they cost?

Just wait until you find out what brown tags in cars means. It's way worse than you think. Plus, R&R are hotly contested on whether or not you should warn people about their public clothing faux paus and how badly you should hold your "restroom trip" (mild understatement) while in the car. What would it take for you to warn somebody they're wearing their clothes wrong? Would you even do so at all?? Let us know what you think.