A Void in Reality

Our Dutiful Employees have begun the race. Robert is at the helm, Meredith's got Repairs and Clint and Crablad argue over the Poon Room while Wick texts Gabby.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes : LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinGalleons of Thunderosa by Benjamin GrayRoleplay RetconEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Competition is steep as our dutiful employees get ready to join the race, but first our dedicated players have a pod to design, and boy do they make some INTERESTING choices.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinGalleons of Thunderosa by Benjamin GrayEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

With one day left before the Funeral, our dutiful employees leave their troubles and Beam behind to get ready for the Big Pod Race!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes : LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Calvin McCathy has once again been abandoned by his parents, this time at a Celebrity Gala. Unfortunately for him, a group of dubious individuals are looking to collect. Collect him that is.Game: https://madpierrot.itch.io/heistSpecial Guests: Ben and Jensie of Roleplay RetconMusic taken from: Louie Zong - "Big Stepper"Crablad's Theme: Local DeluxeEpisode Card: SKETCHFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for the remaining two episodes of this mini series!

Another lonely night, and another call from dimpleton… Clint’s plans are revealed in the most thrilling sequel of the summer!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinTrumpet playing: Slavik BurdaEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Our dutiful employees finally join up at Clint’s meeting and settle down for their second night in Crabadice City.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinTrumpet playing: Slavik BurdaEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

What’s wrong with a little back alley dealing? Playing for keeps becomes really risky for our dutiful employees when what’s being wagered are body parts and Life Force./// WARNING ///Grossness: 0:51 till the endA Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinTrumpet Playing: Slavik BurdaEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Time ticks quickly while our dutiful employees strategize a rescue mission into the Back Alley. Elsewhere, Wick and Gabby plan a romantic getaway together.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinTrumpet playing: Slavik BurdaEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Beam’s gotten wrapped up with some shady business. It is time for our dutiful employees to step up, drive up, and throw hands.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Wick’s missing, but who cares? Our dutiful employees bus to the beach for sign-ups to the Big Pod Race, meanwhile Clint is held up by his concern for Beam.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinTrumpet playing:Slavik BurdaEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

With everyone sleeping, Clint went a-creeping, slenderly plotting, and inwardly screaming. What is the meaning of all of this scheming while our dutiful employees lay tucked in bed, dreaming?A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinBottom Line Piano instrumental: Roman N (Starkmanmusic)Bottom Line vocal performance: ghosti & SketchBottom Line choir: Simon, Kevin, Sketch, Benjamin Gray, Jensiedactyl and Alex Blasias (of roleplay retcon) https://linktr.ee/roleplayretconEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

It’s time for gambling and conmen as our dutiful employees sit down for a game of Liars Dice!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinTrumpet playing:Slavik BurdaEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Here for their friend’s funeral, will temptations prove too strong for our dutiful employees in this home of crabs, Craps, and carnal desires?A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes : LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinTrumpet playing:Slavik BurdaEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

The train stops to barter with a caravan in the middle of nowhere and Clint invites everyone to take part! It doesn’t take long, however, for our dutiful employees to uncover a dark secret behind the storefront.Arc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeBottom Line: Roman N (Starkmanmusic)Additional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Train to Crabadice City Lyrics:Down by the beach, I watched you in the pod raceWhen you smiled, I just wanted to sayWill you still be my friend, by the time we reach the next stopCause this track keeps going, and I don’t wanna get offIn the Summer, on the train to Crabadice cityIn the summer, we’re gonna gamble and have funThere’s a pool here, and a bunch of sentient crustaceansWish I could stay there, and get in all kinds of crazy situations In crabadiceI'm the train to Crabadice cityIn crabadiceOn the train to Crabadice...City900 years, in service of circle (across the land)I got news for you my friend, it ain’t a miracle (it was the hand)We Employers have brought this gift, from us to you. (from us to you)Provided you pay, every single chip that you’re dueIn the Summer, on the train to crabadice cityDoing business, making a buck and making a changeThey’re all helpless , But I’ll show them in the right direction This is my true test without a leader it’s just natural selectionOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI’m On my way to Crabadice city

In wanting more control of his seed-gun pellets, Robert seeks assistance from an unlikely source.Arc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!---Train to Crabadice City Lyrics:Down by the beach, I watched you in the pod raceWhen you smiled, I just wanted to sayWill you still be my friend, by the time we reach the next stopCause this track keeps going, and I don’t wanna get offIn the Summer, on the train to Crabadice cityIn the summer, we’re gonna gamble and have funThere’s a pool here, and a bunch of sentient crustaceansWish I could stay there, and get in all kinds of crazy situations In crabadiceI'm the train to Crabadice cityIn crabadiceOn the train to Crabadice...CityWhen I found the map, I felt closer to youAm I following in your guidance, or am I just a foolWon the race, but feel lost on this great big circleAnd this orange and lizard aren’t being very helpfulIn the summerOn the train to crabadice cityHey Atlas What is the deal with all these holes?Are they special? Is there a message you’re trying to sendYou put your trust in me, And I would do anything for my best friendOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI’m On my way to Crabadice city

In the wake of 69’s passing, our dutiful employees embark on a train to the funeral. And Meredith decides it’s a good time to get to know her coworkers.Arc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeBottom Line: Roman N (Starkmanmusic)Train to Crabadice City: Sketch & KevinAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: Simon---Train to Crabadice City Lyrics:Down by the beach, I watched you in the pod raceWhen you smiled, I just wanted to sayWill you still be my friend by the time we reach the next stop?Cause this track keeps going, and I don’t wanna get offIn the summer, on the train to Crabadice cityIn the summer, we’re gonna gamble and have funThere’s a pool here, and a bunch of sentient crustaceansWish I could stay there, and get in all kinds of crazy situationsIn CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityIn CrabadiceOn the train to Crabadice...CityI told myself I’d stay inside, readin' my books (readin' my books)But curiosity got the cat, and I had to take a look (take a look)A little bird should have told me that he was a terrorist (a terrorist)Making new friends just rose to the top of my bucket listIn the summerOn the train to Crabadice cityWhat the fuck man?He should have told me there was a bombDrinkin' ChocitLivin’ life and kickin' it in the sunHelping coworkers, with breaking a habit and fixin' a gunOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI'm on the train to Crabadice cityOn my way to CrabadiceI’m on my way to Crabadice city---Follow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

In this bonus episode, Cassie runs a game of Definitely Wizards (by Elliot HT), in which a rapping vampire, a bunch of crows in a trenchcoat, a stinky forest man, and a nepotism baby wizard need to pass an exam. Game: https://elliothtart.itch.io/definitely-wizardsA Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHAdditional music: Louie Zong - "Mineral Hall" Beatboxing: SKETCHEpisode card: KevinFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for the remaining two episodes of this mini series:

Our dutiful employees take a short rest before their long journey to Crabadice city. Bonds strengthen for Robert, Wick, Beam and Clint while Meredith's little shop is visited by a true historian.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Wick deals with his feelings for the first time as our dutiful employees attempt to take down Marcus the Mushroom Monk and stop the Everwarm Tree from destroying the entirety of Lucent City. Meanwhile Crablad Nos482 is nowhere to be found…beep…beep…beep.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Do you see where Marcus went? Can you help our dutiful Employees spot the mushroom? Is he in Diegos backpack? We can’t find him anywhere!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes : LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Iteration 69 went to a cool farm upstate to be with all the other crabs, so now our dutiful employees need to deal with the replacement, even though it’s not the same.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Marcus has erupted like a volcano and it’s time for our dutiful employees to take an introspective nap.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes : LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

The dance enchants the rave as a fire rages. Will chaos reign? Will it rain? Will our dutiful employees’ efforts end in pain?A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

The race to the stage has begun as our dutiful employees try to locate Meredith and discover how LIFEFØRCE is controlling the crowd. But who's that hovering above the band? NO, it can't be!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!---Chapter:00:00 - Intro01:22 - Cast Intros03:35 - "Tax Day Mash, the musical" feat. Sketch Prod. by Kevin and Simon (Recap)05:48 - Racing Back to the Rave09:30 - Getting Crowded21:50 - Love's Labour's Tossed23:13 - Ramsey, the Brother26:02 - Under the Stage31:35 - Marcus Mind Control39:00 - Enkindle45:56 - Kevin's Great Idea for a Long-Con Joke did NOT get into the Edit46:09 - Sketch in Sound Board Mode46:46 - To Be Continued

Wick dreams of racing while Gabby wants romance, Clint just wants your money, now time for our dutiful employees to DANCE DANCE DANCE!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Our dutiful employees arrive at the Tax day Rave ready to attend their duties. With Robert at the gate, Crablad on security, Meredith on tech duty and Clint manning the stage what can go wrong? Wait, where’s Wick? He’s supposed to watch out for suspicious activity!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: SketchCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeFire bars: SketchAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!Lyrics:Here comes the ticket master, you can’t get past here without a ticket, and IDRobs here, he’s running the show,Little tin can with a long way to goFell off the wall so long ago, before he was saved by the savior and left his humble abode.Now he’s working for the man, sweating for the devil. Ten toes down but he thinks himself a rebelYou’re just like them, you’re not like him, think you’re helping out but you’re just another limb.On the corporate body, sorry, it’s time for the party Life force here to make the crowd get rowdyIt’s been 900 years time to get it started revolutions here can you say it loudly?For the ticket master, you can’t get past here without a ticket, and IDA little Edonite, walking a long took a dive how’d it go so wrong Robert's body into pieces five ground tomatoes his life ceases 7 days without a friend when suddenly around the bend, the vagabond king Astride a biggun spots the robot in the thicket.Here comes to ticket master, you can’t get past here without a ticket, and ID

Ghosti and SKETCH play a new game from the creative mind of Benjamin Gray and end up trapped on an island in space with a lot of personal issues to resolve... YARGH!It Takes This Long is a creation of Benjamin Gray of Role Play RetconGame: https://benjamingray.itch.io/it-takes-this-longMusic credit: Phat Phrog - "The Adventure Game Music Collection" and "Sailing Ship in a Storm Ambience"Dark Fantasy Studio - "Blood Brothers"A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHEpisode card: SimonBopl BattleFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Rand Cardinal is of no assistance as the train hurdles toward the end of the road. Our dutiful employees look for the emergency break while Wick seeks help from above.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHArc theme: SKETCHPlayer Character themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: SKETCH & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Cairo is not who he claims, in fact he seems to be wearing some kind of animatronic costume, our dutiful employers take pursuit to apprehend the detective and find out who the true culprit is!A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHArc theme: SKETCHCharacter themes : LocalDeluxeAdditional music: SKETCH & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Is Cairo the pyro? or perhaps Officer Bud is a dud? What happened to the conductor? Will our dutiful employees ever get off this train!?A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHArc theme: SKETCHCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: SKETCH & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Crablad surveys the train for explosives as our dutiful employees attempt to stop passengers from escaping while Robert makes a strange friend in an unexpected placeA Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHArc theme: SKETCHCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: SKETCH & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

Our dutiful employees board the train and head to the Tax day rave festival, surely nothing can go wrong.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHArc theme: SKETCHCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: SKETCH & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

It’s tax day! Clint's favorite day of all, unfortunately he is burdened by his least favorite thing, visitors.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SKETCHArc theme: SKETCHCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: SKETCH & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

The journey into the depths of Agatha has come to an end and our dutiful employees return to their homes to find strange visitors.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpodJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!

The battle with Pa Pa continues and our dutiful employees discover it may be time to find a different solution to the conflict.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!https://www.patreon.com/AvoidPodFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!

The battle with Pa Pa continues and our dutiful employees discover it may be time to find a different solution to the conflict.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!https://www.patreon.com/AvoidPodFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!Try Trivia Throne!https://sillythings.itch.io/trivia-throne

The crew sends out a message on the intercom requesting Lucius meet them in Atlas’s room but when they arrive our dutiful employees are met with something much more unexpected.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!https://www.patreon.com/AvoidPodFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!Try Trivia Throne!https://sillythings.itch.io/trivia-throne

Our dutiful employees make some morally questionable choices and discover their Employer handler Dimpleton may have done the same in the past.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord!https://www.patreon.com/AvoidPodFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!Try Trivia Throne!https://sillythings.itch.io/trivia-throne

There’s something weird about Wick as our dutiful employees discover a small trash man and the wonders of modern technology.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!Join our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord! ---Chapters:00:00:00 - Intro00:01:16 - Uh Oh, We've Split the Party!00:05:00 - A Beam in the Darkness00:15:21 - Grammold Moshpit00:25:09 - A Strange Reunion00:41:11 - Control Panel Puzzle00:58:19 - Remnants of Legends

From one missing boy to two, our dutiful employees find themselves in quite a bind when a member of their team goes missing.Check out roleplay retcon here: roleplayretcon.comA Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!Join our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord! ---Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 01:13 - A Question for Wick 01:45 - Recap 02:20 - Missing 04:35 - Wick19:30 - Intermission with Sketch and Ghosti28:14 - TopCat Tinkering42:40 - Bug Hug54:07 - Literacy Advocate Wick

Closing themselves off from the elevator shaft in effort to escape the Grammolds our dutiful employees start making their way towards floor 16, the last known location of the missing boy, Lucius.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonJoin our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord! https://www.patreon.com/AvoidPodFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!---Chapters:0:00:00 - Intro0:01:31 - A Question for Clint0:03:46 - Where Were We?0:04:00 - Where Are We? ("Where is my Mine" by the Pickaxies plays on the gramophone)0:18:54 - Cart Puzzle, Part Kerfuffle0:25:06 - Cart Puzzle Progress0:38:20 - The Campsite0:49:26 - Marks of History0:54:36 - Map and Tie Materialized1:00:31 - Marks on a Map

Our dutiful employees begin their first mission together, descending into the great chasm of Agatha to retrieve a missing child of great importance.A Void in Reality theme: Kevin and SketchArc theme: LocalDeluxeCharacter themes: LocalDeluxeTurnstile hop: Louie ZongBodega on the corner: Louie ZongPuzzle Jazz: Louie ZongAdditional music: Sketch & KevinEpisode card: SimonFollow us on all socials @avoidpod!Join our Patreon for exclusive content and access to our discord! ---Chapters:0:00:00-Intro0:00:50-The World We Built0:02:55-Who's Playing Whom? Also, Lore and Game Type!0:08:02-Enter Lucent City0:15:28-Debriefing at Hole Lotta Food0:42:43-Steve's Fine Hole0:59:45-Meredith Knows a Guy1:06:31-Holes in the Dining Hall1:30:00-Descent of Fear

A simple interview...Clint's theme: LocalDeluxe