Ah My Guys

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate the finale of Ah My Guys with yet another of Don's product pitches, Jerry's recent New Orleans vacation antics, the world's oldest operating bar, Don's dumpling party ordeal, the sad debut of the long awaited corned beef reuben, the problematic idea of a pitcher of Guinness, and The Guys reminisce on the past year of Ah My Guys all while tying up loose ends, enjoying past bits, and the telling of the final poop stories.Thank you to everyone that listened on to our absolute shit storm of a podcast! All of the shares, comments, and patronage have been so greatly appreciated. We have been so grateful for each and every one of you, and we are so happy that you were all able to join us and partake in this celebration of The Guys just being guys with each other. We truly do hope you all enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed making these for you all! What an absolute ride it has been. Although we are sad to have to end this, we are so delighted that we were able to show you all the antics that make up our friendship, and in the end, isn't this what being one of The Guys really is about? We love each and every one of you and we wish you all the best in life!!!- The Guys(P.S. if someone could help us locate Ronny in South America and convince Jamon to stop sounding that would be great.)Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone plummet directly into chaos. The Guys kick things off discussing the absolute grossness of cold eggs, followed by yet another spiral into corned beef confusion — a mystery that refuses to die. They then expose Tone’s secret, lifelong bat obsession, while Jerry learns two shocking facts in real time: Star Wars incest exists, and so does North Korea.The trio dives into unexpected Oscar trivia, reflects on Don and Tone’s shared inability to finish literally any movie in one sitting, and indulge in some light Jared Leto slander. Things get worse as Don fumbles the plot of Sophie’s Choice, leading to a breakdown of every “The ____” Jackie Chan movie and Jackie’s uniquely chaotic fighting style.The Guys then investigate the last product still keeping the VHS market alive, debate the sexual identities of various foods, and unveil a new peanut butter sandwich innovation. They also continue to completely glaze over Chili’s, confront the horrific reality of Minnesota sushi, critique pizza styles, discover the worst possible way to bum a cigarette, and wrap things up with the reveal of Tone’s big purchase.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this milestone 50th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate the halfway-to-100 mark with pure, unfiltered chaos. They kick things off by debating the scientific possibility of a fartless poop, followed immediately by Don forgetting the show format yet again.From there, The Guys stumble into a brand-new Mandela Effect involving the Nestea Snowman — and spiral into the terrifying conclusion that it may be part of a government psyop. Naturally, this leads into dissecting the absurd legacy of the most sued mascot of all time: The Philly Phanatic.The chaos escalates as The Guys attempt to figure out how to spend a billion dollars in 24 hours, relive the unholy debauchery of Jerry’s birthday celebration, and examine Don’s inability to wake up to an alarm. Things wrap up with Don recounting his real-life struggles after streaming spooky games, cementing Episode 50 as a true fever dream of celebration and suffering.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

The editing gremlins are once again destroying Don, so enjoy The Guys' Ultimate Toy list from the June Patreon release!Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

Don is once again behind on the edits so enjoy The Best Things in the World as determined by your heroes, Don, Jerry, and Tone from our May 2025 Patreon drop!Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

Join Don, Jerry, and Tone as they determine what is the worst thing in the world bracket style in a throwback from the March Patreon drop!Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about the unbridled freedom of modern movie theaters and their chaotic experience with Spider-Man 2. The Guys relive fast-food drive-thru nightmares, deliver the final verdict on the best way to have potatoes, and debate whether drinking pickle juice qualifies as maniacal behavior.Dark once again terrorizes The Guys with unholy material, Jerry gains a newfound respect for birds, and Tone prays for the pediatric paradoxical effect of diphenhydramine to finally kick in. Things get hairy (literally) as they discuss nairing Don’s bald head and the high-speed, low-drag aspirations of getting a Brazilian wax.Tensions rise when Jerry and Tone betray Don with a secret Chili’s trip, leading to Don’s realization of how Jerry mentally breaks him. The Guys wrap it all up with Tone’s self-Pavloving, Gui’s beer-snatching crimes, Jerry’s legendary 5-minute chug, and a final question too cursed to repeat.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about the nuances of getting your nipples pierced, mermaid preferences, and goldfish with hoomalongas. The Guys share their thoughts on unfortunate SoundCloud rappers, deliver short reviews of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and Spinal Tap, and recall the most famous moment in The Simpsons.Tone finally watches Star Wars — prompting a wave of The Guys’ hottest takes yet — while Jerry presents his solution to racism. The conversation spirals into the artistry of Purple Magic by The Wizards, favorite Workaholics moments, and a dive into celebrity accidents and wild stunts. Things wrap up with daring foods Tone hates and crimes straight out of Deland, Florida.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this wild 47th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into a mix of bodily mishaps and pop culture rabbit holes. Jerry kicks things off with his questionable shart-not-shart incident, before The Guys launch into a deep (and somehow serious) discussion on the evolution of the Resident Evil games and movies.Don and Jerry then unite for a joint public apology, while Tone doubles down with another controversial food opinion. Don, meanwhile, suffers unspeakable torment devouring the infamous hot dickle, sparking debates about the mystery brand of his hotdogs and the ironic legacy of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.From there, it only gets weirder: a revisit into the Jew’s harp, the menacing aura of wild turkeys, bizarre animal plural forms, and Don’s unforgettable first fishing trip. The Guys also unravel the mystery outro of Episode 45, endure Jerry’s endless barrage of jingles, and close things out with the absurd chaos of playing Rule34dle.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone venture into some truly unholy territory. They kick things off with an ode to the wonders of Chili’s, before confronting a chilling vision of what AI thinks the average Ah My Guys bit sounds like.From there, the descent is swift: waffle stomping logistics, Don’s degenerating search history, and poorly explained films that The Guys desperately attempt to decipher. Jerry introduces his new tire shop friend, Don wrestles with potential hair obligations, and somehow a bologna yarmulke enters the conversation.The Guys push their luck with cancel bait, puzzle over the irony of paying for counterfeit money, and debate the nutting of chocolate. Jerry’s rambunctious energy fuels meta-commentary, while the trio investigates the optimal PB&J ratio, the mechanics of an upper decker, and some truly abhorrent idioms. They close things out with the horrid urban legend that is the Jolly Rancher story — and instantly regret it.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

Hi guys, unfortunately due to some unforeseen production issues, The Guys were not able to get episode 46 out to y'all on time, but we didn't want to leave you guys with out any Guy content, so please enjoy our March Patreon release of the Ultmate Guys List!Join Don, Jerry, and Tone in a fierce debate over who they think are the top 5 guys of all time, and you better believe them since they're the ultimate authority and all things guys!Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into a minefield of chaos. Ronnie delivers a public apology, Jerry dissects his dad’s midlife crisis at the ripe age of 60, and The Guys debunk the myth of cow tipping. Things spiral when they touch on the renormalization of a taboo term that might just get them canceled, as well as the bizarre public perception of Don’s race.The discussion revisits Episode 44’s threads — including the popularity of different Chinese dialects, the meaning of Tien’s third eye, and international views on the Pledge of Allegiance — before pivoting to Jerry’s dream Bobby Hill tattoo and brainstorming potential Ah My Guys ink for themselves.From regrets about their early episodes and an eerie coincidence about Fall Guys, to the horrific concept of a gauged nipple, no stone is left unturned. They also air a collective unpopular opinion on the Lord of the Rings movies, gripe about unnecessarily long films, revisit Tone’s vinegar sauce saga, and laugh about Jerry’s high school hatred for making graphs.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In Episode 44 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral into yet another buffet of nonsense. The conversation kicks off with the proper way (and amount) to eat hot dogs, followed by the shocking revelation that Tone actually does like vinegar-based sauces. From there, Tone recounts his trip to Anime NYC, which somehow segues into the logistics of Dragon Ball’s Tien and his mysterious third eye.Don reveals the enigma of his secret hair, Jerry shares a dream involving an unfortunate tattoo, and The Guys reminisce about the glory days of Malcolm in the Middle. The discussion takes a darker turn with the cult-like tradition of reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, before wandering into the nuances of Chinese dialects and the absurdity of superstitions surrounding numbers.Tone revisits his experiences with quinceañeras, the crew provides a follow-up on the bizarre link between hangovers and arousal, and they rediscover the sheer stupidity of the show Manswers. Things wrap up with a game of guessing the meaning of foreign slang and an unfortunate, unfiltered exploration into adult toys.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into chaos both old and new. The Guys kick things off with a deep cut on the history of castratos, before quickly realizing the real lies with real eyes. Tone clears up his definite participation in Episode 1, while Don stumbles through an unbased vehicular manslaughter claim — and issues his long-awaited corrections.From there, Don finally opens his eyes, leading to a strange detour into parents’ keepsakes of body parts. The gang then waxes poetic on the art of Wing Chun as seen in Ip Man and Kung Fu Panda, and unleash a blind ranking of infamous Ah My Guys moments, including the fiery return of the Trident Gum wallet debacle.Other spirals include their hesitancy to release The Diarrhea Man Can, the bizarre saga of contraband hippos with human rights, the nuances of crossbreeding plants and animals, and The Guys’ favorite kinds of dogs. Don and Jerry also revisit their starring roles in a 4th grade musical, dredge up tales of problematic teachers, and close on the ultimate philosophical question: does Guyana really exist?Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In Episode 42 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone hit a strange new stride of chaos. Jerry unveils his collection of weird instruments, sparking a deep dive into the possible etymology of the word “yo.”Don and Jerry proudly debut their new chart-topping(?) single: “The Diarrhea Man Can.” From there, The Guys attempt an official blind ranking of the best and worst things in the world, which somehow dovetails into the bizarre history of Corn Flakes and Don’s equally bizarre run-in with peculiar cakes.Movie talk returns as they dissect Sinners, War of the Worlds, and the Cloverfield franchise, while Tone recounts his adventures at the Supernova Convention. Jerry misses yet another porta-potty opportunity, and things wrap up with a spirited debate about the true purpose of Philadelphia Cream Cheese.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this monumentally unnecessary 41st episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone descend into yet another spiral of questionable decisions and even worse conversations. Don kicks things off with his second public apology in as many months, before the crew dives deep into the unglamorous world of porta-potty logistics and the pseudo-science of poop durations — leading, of course, to the revolutionary economic theory of trickle-down pooponomics.The Guys then settle the age-old debate of pinch-and-roll vs stretch-and-scratch, only to discover the horrors of Googling a “sexy spoon.” Things briefly turn wholesome as they try Korean pears and discuss the nuances of Japanese fruit culture, but the moment is quickly ruined by Jerry’s inability to eat ice cream like a functioning adult.From there, they dissect a controversial jeans commercial, heap praise on King of the Hill season 14, and list their favorite Jim Carrey movies — before spiraling once again into Tone’s ironically chaotic weekend, the revelation that a friend has never eaten a sandwich, Don’s regrets from a Hungarian spa party, and the deeply concerning fact that Don keeps smelling toast.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this landmark 40th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral harder than ever. Don kicks things off with a tragic gym pants accident, followed by a formal public apology for the wave of misinformation he unleashed back in Episode 38.The Guys then debate the proper way to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion — a debate somehow made worse by the involvement of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad. From there, it’s a freefall into the porcelain madness of Dutch toilet design, and the long-awaited, always-classy return of poop stories.Tone unleashes an accidental victory screech, Jerry begins to truly feel the heat of their shared existential crisis, and the gang pays respects(?) to the passing of Hulk Hogan — or do they? They close things out with reactions to the surprise return of South Park Season 27, and a passionate takedown of the utter stupidity of constellations.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate a major milestone: Jerry finally graduates to a real Guy’s wallet. From there, the crew launches into a chaotic tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and then spirals into irrational fears of rabies — because apparently that’s a thing now.The Guys throw down in a game of celebrity guess-who, revisiting old beef in the process: the infamous “yolk” pronunciation debate, now reignited thanks to Formula 1 driver Carlos Sainz. Jerry continues to expose the ongoing absurdities of his bizarre living situation, as if it couldn’t get any worse.And finally — because no episode is complete without gastrointestinal introspection — they attempt to unravel the haunting mystery of corn-related excrement.You can watch the Carlos Sainz yolk video here!Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab their way through another unfiltered hour of chaos. It starts with a deep dive into classic Jerryisms and Jerry’s increasingly improper use of furniture, before shifting to the fulfillment of Jamon’s true destiny: attending a Creed concert. From there, things devolve quickly into the logistics and ethics of the ultimate porta-potty prank.The Guys then take a hard look at their listener metrics and the surprising popularity of the show in both problematic and communist countries, leading to some geopolitical confusion. Jerry brings in a batch of obscure commercial finds, while the crew somehow ends up arguing about the nuances of white porcelain.Tone accidentally walks into a moment of racism, Jerry learns about synthol injections, and the trio unpacks the shady tendencies of soda companies. Don takes a verbal nosedive as usual, and they collectively mourn the lack of actual learning on so-called educational channels.Next, the Guys tread into the messy discourse around the glorification of morbid obesity, before trying (and failing) to understand the rising obsession with Love Island. And finally, they reach a philosophical crisis over the true dangers of slides, and share their most irrational yet relatable theme park anxieties.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone mumble their way through a maze of topics including: their collective confusion about female behavior, Ozzy Osbourne’s farewell event, and the creeping existential dread that comes with aging. The Guys reminisce on how media has changed, Don’s complete lack of a Blockbuster childhood, Papa Don’s piracy era, and a game-changing Redbox life hack. They plot a Guys’ road trip to the last Blockbuster, uncover Don’s hyperfixation with Ben 10, mourn the disappointing end of Teen Titans and the death of Flash games, and praise Samurai Jack’s perfect sendoff. Also on deck: weird Adult Swim gems, a full year of podcasting, a chaotic Boston accent moment, Tone’s questionable idea for “Jerry Duty,” ways to earn Joker scars, deep-cut etymology, the challenge of making a PG-13 movie, Tone’s gripe with the Squid Game dub, and their latest travel wins (and fails).Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone quarrel about air conditioning tendencies, Jerry's epiphany on his bird feud, Tone's Neon Genesis Evangelion update, being mandated for Jerry Duty, the origin of the word bender, how problematic Back to the Future is, a taste test of a selection of olives and alternative olives, Jerry's proposal for a pet rock replacement, the nuances of Korean pears, Tone hitting a reverse bow, the fight to determine the ultimate Tone, the existence of a Frosted Flakes song, Don's rampant issues with numbers, unusual product placement at gas station pump screens, Don's missed opportunity to answer an age old question, the deep dark secrets surrounding Jeep ducking, and how The Guys are creating a movement to improve the English language.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab in an incoherent accent about English slang, unnecessary math equations, Tone and Jerry's comedy show shenanigans, the prominence of gender bender movies in the 2000's, a follow up on the fictional country of Libya, Pile Terry, Jerry training Ronnie how to beer, Don's party tricks for geriatric crowds, the irony of an open bar, a suspected JMO, lovely descriptions of gorilla themed beers, a debate for the ages and the livers, short term memory loss while recording, origins of spanking the monkey, Tone's grandma's husband, Don's culture dribbling with speck, the art of bowing, Don's anger towards bao buns, Jerry ignorantly jumping in on conversations, health concerns on eating Play-Doh pizza, Don's short obsession with olives, Jerry's inherited food habits, plastic cheese enjoyment, the origin of nacho cheese, the many attempts of nature to evolve a sea bug, The Guys realizing how hungry they are, the absurd sequel of Wizard of Oz, playing Bloody Diddy, how frail masculinities cannot withstand a no gag girl, Jerry's sunburn putting Don's sunburn to shame, the cause to Tone's cousin's British phase, and the continuation of good vibes with where The Guys now sit.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chatter about fun facts about rats, The Guys' new seating arrangements, Jerry's favorite words, how Jerry inspired body shots, the sound of intuitive coincidences, the emo Tobey Maguire dance, Tone and Jerry's confusion on certain appearances, getting wrecked at softball games, Don's sister's rock story, the introduction of Don rule 34, business pitches from the community, a deep dive into gonorrhea, the absurdity of the summer blockbuster: Iron Eagle, Don's lack of geographical knowledge, a continuation of The Guys' pronunciation era, how dehydration affects male reproduction, Don's reasoning for watching Love on the Spectrum, Tone's confusion between a hernia and blue balls, an adult film prescription, Hank Hill aka the guy from Fortnite, the Michael Jordan mustache cosmetic, why the video aspect has not come out yet, Jerry's insane counting skills, and the shortest war in history.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone mutter about their most revealing outfits, when to call a doctor during a guy related medical incident, the problems with becoming a werewolf, unfortunately funny names, a fun animal fact from the AMG community, the curse of King of the Hill, Don's problems with first names as middle names, Jerry's big word illiteracy, the Ah My Guys Memorial Tree, Tone's past smuggling issues and subsequent poorly thought out solution, the Guys' worst movie castings, the highs and lows of Indian food, Jerry's plan to buy boomerangs, methods to clean ears, original uses of various products, Jerry flexing his 1950's childhood with Circus Peanuts, having oysters in a library, the absurdities of school lunches, the Ah My Guys-mobile, how Jerry nearly burnt down his ex's house, and finding out if The Guys have autism by how they sleep.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss passionately about the biggest problem with having tattoos, Don's dangerous driving, Jerry's consumption of endangered animals, a childhood friend's childhood weapon, Don's research on companies' unexpected first product, a Cracker Barrel misconception, potential issues of the Nintendo Switch 2, Tone's hatred for the current state of Pokemon TCG Pocket, the yo-yo market crash, Jerry and Tone's unspeakable weekends, strip club experiences, going to the mechanic for breast implants, where The Guys will have the video aspect of the podcast, Jerry's choice of area to eat, Don's newest Twitch chat command, rewatching The Osbournes, finding out if The Guys are psychopaths, enjoyments of watching Love on the Spectrum, The Grand Tour's newest hosts, Jerry's latest bout of self-embarassment, uterine hair balls, and newfound hatred for Denny's.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chortle while talking about Don trying to find evidence of Jerry enjoying birds, eggshells leading to eviction, summertime backpack broccoli, a celebrity follow up on the yolk controversy, Tone missing out but in a way still being able to join in on the most recent Reel Guy Time watchalong, perfect roles for actors, the joys of watching Mickey 17, producing a musical for The Thing, a Mandela effect developing in real time, Tone's impromptu Florida vacation and the love of his life, Jerry's missed pizza opportunities because of covid, Jerry's fancy way to talk about adult films, how a dismal amount of sleep affects the episode, drinking a double from a body shot, a man that lusts for Wonder Bread, and Don finally learns what salad tossing is.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about disgusting nose and mouth messes, birds attempting to invade Jerry's apartment, a lack of fat birds, a lot of bird talk, like too much bird talk, the availability of different kinds of eggs, the contradictory existence of L's in various words, inappropriate ways to do air quotes, another excursion into pocket snacks, Jerry's favorite Futurama joke, depressing statistics of how Americans think, Don's recent bathroom mat inquiries, Jerry's squatter problems, The Guys' withering bodies, Tone's manic methods of home protection, and medieval means of torture.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about weird high school trends, the legend of the real-life Crocodile Dundee, Jerry's neighbor's new and potentially problematic hobby, highly accessible cattle prod investments, a brand new way to utilize electric stimulation, the year of the piss making an early entrance, the problems with communal showers, the top earning movies of all time, sponsoring a figure 8 racing team, reckless driving stories, Don's disdain for fender benders, Tone's follow up on butthole stamps, Jerry's new targets for a pen pal, Don's problem with Alvin and the Chipmunks, and a game about doing nothing.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone recover from a wild Cinco de Mayo while talking about conversational pet peeves, the worst way to order milk, Jerry's infatuation with cougars, rearranging nipples and belly buttons, Don's creative way to create his own font, Jerry's restaurant encounters, a follow up to Jerry's Roald Dahl letter, the anus that made Britain great, a horrid episode of The Rehearsal, odd and unique choices of food to order at a renaissance fair, how The Guys will dress up while LARPing, the logistics of cannibalism, the heights of short form horror films, the Crazy Steve conspiracy, Dan Schneider versus Quentin Tarantino, Jerry's accidental bout of mild racism, and the worst way to clean out your eyes.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about the issues with how tennis is scored, Rob Schneider movies without Adam Sandler, the logistics of having a bald head, how Bic became successful, the accolades of Snoop Dogg, white boy dreadlocks, an update on a Bryce Mitchell beatdown, the Ultimate Fighter show, Don lacking knowledge with celebrity deaths, more problematic tweets from Kanye, The Guys' best accents, Don's plan to gaslight his future children, how a book club took 28 years to complete a book, Don's new favorite piece of smut, the history of Girls Gone Wild, the downwards spiral of Spike TV, younger Jerry's pastime of watching The Girls Next Door, finding the green note, another one of Tone's nightmare movie theater stories, Gloppy: the new figurehead of the year of poop, another Formula 1 nipple fantasy update, and a vegemite retrospective.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone are finally reunited to talk about how Jerry elite appearances, Jerry's and Tone's vacations, the difference between nips, shooters, and airplane bottles, a very Jerry mishap, Don's airport back and forths, a delectable surprise from Papa Don, Jerry's false relationship with Roald Dahl, why The Guys don't believe in Santa, Tone's Secret Santa absurdity, Jerry forgetting past conversations, the fruitful investment of truffle pigs, ironic PSA's of the past, the most horrendous clip from the cult classic show, Drawn Together, and an eccentric way to survive a traumatic event.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone go on and on about questionable filters popular on Instagram, Don's algorithm problems, Jamon's unique choice in videos to share, Don's social media woes, finding Maxim magazines at a dentist office, Jerry's virtual war with a Portuguese family, Tone and Jerry's weekend casino trip, how to improve on Uber Eats, Don's infuriation and jubilation with the local car dealership, how some individuals refuse to grow up, gym etiquette pet peeves, gym wins and woes, how The Guys left their first jobs, Tone skirting janitorial duties, and Jerry pulling a dubious move for secret santa.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chat about poor A/C nomenclature, a problematic choice in musical number for the hit movie Osmosis Jones, a misconception on a pet rock product pitch, what a doctor actually is, another Jerry poop story, Don's experience with a confusing bathroom, Kevin James in Pokemon TCG Pocket, side tangents with various movies, Flat Stanley school projects, how the cool kids sign yearbooks, thoughts on having an inner monologue, the emotional highs and lows of Futurama, Steven Seagal bashing, Don failing to tell the difference between other asians, the best uses for a camelback, Jerry's awful beverage concoction, the 100 nugget challenge, Tone's lack of sauce, first McGriddle experiences, extra uses for honey, and Don's reasonable crashout for the Bionicle discontinuation.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone, go on and on and on about the key similarities between all butt rock bands, Jerry's introductions single-handedly creating the need for a video aspect to the podcast, Jerry's and his buddy's moist issues, Tone crushing it at the big gamba, tattoo mishaps, cheese related crimes, Don's pocket snack time, the community helping out with male whilk, a new dairy invention, the justified bullying of death metal Diddy, the greatest of Grinch parodies, a quarterly Jerry cut, different types of soups, the kind of people that remind teachers that homework wasn't handed in, shadows versus reflections, monkeys punching with their feet, Shego's way of life and skin tone, and the downfall of Snow White.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone dissociate while talking about what kids did for fun in the 60's, themed introductions, the cause of Don's bout of bubble gut, Don's weird product reviews, The Guys' hot rice opinions, the cost of Jerry to face his greatest fear, the legality and practicality of owning crows, the origins of goth girl crushes, Tone once again talking about a movie he's never watched, the very early peak and steep decline of M. Night Shyamalan, creating the Jerry soundboard, the absolute legend of a single man with double the manhood, Jerry's perception of Don's horizontal urethra, when polite mannerisms go too far, a therapy session for Don's pediatrician PTSD, and novels ways to slice pizza.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone gag while they talk about alternative male tucking, the illustrious and botanical taste of Jeppson's Malort (thanks Tyler!), fully falling down as an adult, potentially inaccurate sitcom trivia, a squirt of Don's dubious punishment concoction, unusual sights at metal shows, Don and Tone's vamping time, cockpits or cocks in the pit, Tone's weekend adventure, how drunk Jerry betrays sober Jerry, the origin of the "that's bananas," Jerry's love for songs that involve spelling, Jerry and Tone's at work betting, Costco food court chicken bake betrayal, Don's self-masochism, and the episode that just won't end.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone mumble about Jerry's word misconceptions, the backstory of Obey the Walrus, early YouTube viral videos, Jimmy Buffett tributes, immaculate barbecue vibes, the United States having a contingency plan for every scenario, cockroach milk, bird poop statistics, male whilk, the rabbit hole of alternative animal milks, the existence of thick water, Tone's toilet paper facts, how bidets are less hygienic, Don's hemorrhoid horrors, toilet tucking positions, The Guys' shower practices, locations of manly releases, and the legendary Eric Mays.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about Tone receiving insults at work, various holes of the human body, Don's gym parking lot observations, the horrors of past Four Lokos, Jerry spying on parked cars, how to make Malort worse with durian, medieval weapon nomenclature, Tone's refusal for pickles, Jerry's past flubs, the pronunciation of interesting, how most breakfast foods can be considered desserts, Don's inability to understand bread pudding, the return of pocket bacon, mashed potatoes versus mashed potatoes, revoking a revocation, outlandish ice cream flavors, The Guys' investment in Silly Bandz, alternative hobbies, and Tone's introduction to the grapefruit technique.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone go on and on about pigs lasting way too long, logistics of animal husbandry, Jerry's true hatred for everything avian for only one particular reason, Don's toilet paper deep dive, The Guys' heritage based inventions, radiation poisoning horror stories, Don's hatred for the March Patreon watch-along, Jerry's list of crazy coincidences, the hypocrisy of Jerry's house poncho, The Guys' evil Canadian doppelgängers, surprising historical facts, unfortunate names of people throughout history, and Emperor Palpatine's butt head.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

This week Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about push and wiping, Jerry's need for unruly hair clarification, unfortunately pink socks, unsightly parts of dogs, the official definition of gooning, the prevalence of sexy books, Jerry's environmentally conscious house rule, a disappointing reveal for a video on a couple of hungry gals, perilous speeds of a cruise ship, bad movie theater experiences, Bop It variations and world records, Jerry's desire for a toga party, more weird Jerry terminology, how Ru Paul wronged a young Don, the disappearance of yellow pages, manly testaments of strength, Don's what would you rather do's, unintentional body horror stories, an uplifting poop story, the frequency of bodily functions, and the most unhinged metal music video.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

This week Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about discoveries on two girls, one cup, Jerry's adventurous weekend, body instruments, competitive gooning, the Super Bowl half-time show, meeting comedy stars on the street, missed plugging opportunities, handing out mix tapes on the street, vulgar beefing, logistics of owning a wrist sundial, Pokemon compatibility, usefulness of protection in the shower, the irony of recent Kanye developments, egg hoarding, George Clooney's cheese guy, Jerry's innovative pocket bacon, being the life of the party with a Bop It, Don's struggle with being the producer, the epiphany of having a beer fueled episode, having a literal six-pack tattoo, the trade that rocked the world, off-season antics, and questioning the existence of the merkin.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone yap about wet dreams, other kinds of wet dreams, eccentric use cases for foreskin, human yeast baked goods, the legend of Bum Farto, heinous pickle related crimes, the pinnacle of human comfort, origins of the word cocktail, how to make horses more lively, medical sounding, the rational fear of having to partake in a police sketch description, upgrading from 3 mustaches to 5 mustaches, the Jordan style mustache, Bryce Mitchell hot takes, and the questionable cultural and fashion trends in south east Asia.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss how to improve the banana, the reality of the Spanish chocolate man, the existence of a lil tyrant, the butthole burglar, being a man and using their hands, Don's extra body parts, unspeakable jar shenanigans, unusual teacher actions, the irony of Jerry's lack of perfect attendance, The Guy's historical birthday facts, who should be playing at the Superbowl half-time show, problematic rapper tendencies, metagaming To Catch a Predator, unfortunate last names, once again more poop stories, cringey childhood stories, antiquated state laws, the famous heavy metal singer Deo, how Jerry gets mouth herpes, and a sneak peak of bonus Patreon content.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone, talk about tv star mannerisms, the problem with banana flavored products, a solution to Jerry's rampant head banging, Elon Musk's recent questionable actions, childhood phases, a historical monster's reason for destruction, Tone's movie game, Guy ASMR, the problem with Spiderman, how truly awful Jerry's diner is, hot dog straws, Costco pros and cons, weird alternative vodkas, origins of weird nicknames, unfortunate photoshopping, having superbad moments, being sent on a quest through a textbook, full moons, Jerry's snapchat shenanigans, and David Lynch's greatest piece of cinema.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and special guest Tone discuss how Jerry single handedly turned the Don community against Don, Don's new wallet, the moment Don learned that actions have consequences, jacked Spongebob fingers, culturally significant films, doomsday Oreo bunkers, attempting to decipher old notes, Jerry's recent diner experience, a past viral Denny's video, tips for not greening out, Jerry's time displaced mannerisms, Don's repressed memories of a Spanish chocolate man, basketball floor chocolate, Don's perfect attendance, Jerry doing mall rat things with his mall rat friends, wearing two colognes, Don calling out Jerry's brittle lower extremities, work place injuries, falling off couches with the force of 1000 suns, Tone settling accounts with Gui's claims, and hot mascot takes.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode Don, Jerry, and regular guest Gui talk about the first backflip in history, Don's latest existential crisis, Gui Pavloving the rest of The Guys, Gui's beef with Jerry, ups and downs of concert experiences, Jerry's drunk stories, Gui's fun history facts, having weak ankles, pickleball opinions, the societal change of having an extra bone, hermaphrodites in nature, old high school body horror stories, and Don's strong stream.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and special guest Gui, talk about terrible voice impressions, holiday stories, surprising Gui with a blast from the past, adults with braces, origins of the Crimson Chin, spelling bee stories, problematic elementary school faculty, an attempt at accents, Don's discovery of Monica Lewinsky, Gui's toilet tips, having long taints, the outrageous actions of a band teacher, Tone and Gui's belligerent night, bagel shop controversies, and the contradictions of the bat signal.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chat about Jerry's infectious noise making, Don's fantasy league fantasies, Quentin Tarantino's power moves, a return to DDD, foods locked into specific times of the day, what corning is, showering with eggs, the enigma of naming pickles, the most popular jingles, karaoke stories, finding a random can of anchovies, worst tasting beverages, whether sticks or rocks are better, inanimate pet ideas, and new years resolutions.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss Don's struggle to introduce the podcast, confusing toothpaste branding, Jerry's antiquated terms, windshield wiper anxiety, Spy Kids thumb monsters, Sylvester Stallone's best movies, wallet travesties, Don's old nickname, debating if this episode should be released in the first place, and catching predators, all while ignoring the inevitable hangover they will experience the next morning.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys

This episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about misplacing Ronnie, Don building the railroads, a new season of the podcast, Don's chaotic (and possibly rigged) game of telephone, Jerry making Tone's hands look big, being eight-legged freaks, the dichotomy of wind breakers, yo-yo stories, Jerry's introduction to fan service in anime, the contradictions of Japan, Tone's woeful work stories, Jerry's Scooby Doo hot takes, custom domain names, and a return to lawn dart facts.Send a textSupport the showSupport The Guys directly on Patreon! https://patreon.com/AhMyGuys Join the discussion over on our Discord server! https://discord.gg/ukbch4MD4D Check out our website! https://ahmyguys.buzzsprout.com Follow us on all our socials to keep up to date! https://linktr.ee/ahmyguys