All the Young Dudes - Audiobook

In which Remus realizes that he's supposed to like girls

feat. Remus not knowing he's gay (again)

:)

Author Notes: Words, words, words!

I'm back :P (I moved and started college and have a relationship so I've been super busy sorry guys!!!!!!) Btw: if I ever decide to quit (which I won't), I'll let you guys know so you can stop asking if I'll ever be back when there's a large gap between episodes.Author notes: The prank progresses, the first gathering of the slug club, and a confrontation.

The marauders come up with a plan to get back at the SlytherinsThe song at the beginning is 'Prettiest Star' from David Bowie's 'Aladdin Sane' album. Lyrics:Cold fire, you've got everything but cold fireYou will be my rest and peace, childI moved up to take a placeNear youSo tired, it's the sky that makes you feel triedIt's a trick to make you see wideIt can all but break your heart.

First Hogsmede trip!!

Remus begins his career as a thirteen-year-old cigarette mogul.

Remus has a new favorite subject

Back at Hogwarts for third year! Lyrics at the beginning of the chapter are the opening lines of 'Width of a Circle' from David Bowie's 'Man Who Sold the World' album. Lyrics: In the corner of the morning in the pastI would sit and blame the master first and lastAll the roads were straight and narrowAnd the prayers were small and yellowAnd the rumour spread that I was aging fastThen I ran across a monster who was sleeping By a treeAnd I looked and frowned and the monster was me

Thug Life Remus :PPLEASE NOTE: "Fags" is UK slang for cigarettes. In this context, it is not being used as a slur. It is used to refer to cigarettes for the remainder of the fic, so be aware of that.More UK slang used in this chapter:Skinhead – British subculture made up of working class youths in and around London during the 1960s, ‘70s and 80s. They listened to ska and reggae and were into Jamaican rude boy culture. They were known for being violent and getting into fights. Later (in the late ‘70s and ‘80s) the movement became white nationalist and ‘skinhead’ became shorthand for racist.Bovver boots – heavy, black, steel toed boots worn by skinheads. Often doc martens or army surplus.Do over/doing over – Rob/burglarise.Offie – Off-Licence. British term for convenience store/tobacconist.

Second year wraps up

The last day of second year!This is soo long, I’m not gonna spend a half hour re-listening to it to make sure there are no mistakes, so if anything’s weird too bad 😭

Second year is beginning to wrap up

Author notes: CW for a homophobic slur/homophobic tone towards the end of the chapter.Song is Changes by David Bowie. Lyrics that play:Still don’t know what I was waiting for And my time was running wild A million dead end streets - and Every time I thought I’d got it made It seemed the taste was not so sweet So I turned myself to face me But I’ve never caught a glimpse Of how the others must see the faker I’m much too fast to take that test.

MsKingBean89’s (author) notes: If you fancy reading The Epic of Gilgamesh (AND YOU SHOULD, IT'S AWESOME), you can get an English translation at this link:http://king-of-heroes.co.uk/the-epic-of-gilgamesh/maureen-gallery-kovacs-translation/

Remus’ thirteenth birthday!

Meet the girls! (I love them)

Sirius gets into some mischief

Author notes: This chapter is kind of a downer - don't read it if you're already feeling a bit blue!

This one’s got ups and downs fsCW - some unpleasant family stuff in here that could be construed as child abuse (Sirius & Walpurga obvs)

“Fight! Fight! Fight!”

Lily and Remus being friends :)

I answer your questions! feat. my friend :D

Ya’ll better buckle up, there’s a twist comin’ Author notes: CW - homophobic language/attitudes Sirius turns 13 :)

Grumpy Sirius Author notes: In which Remus has to do a lot of emotional labour.

CW: mention of suicide The boys get curious 👀

Confrontation… Reminder to follow my instagram (@atyd_audiobook) for updates! If I ever disappear for some time, you’ll know why :)

TW - Remus has some quite dark, negative thoughts in this chapter that could be triggering. If you’re sensitive to suicidal ideation, I recommend skipping 8:27-9:05.

This chapter was the beginning of my love for David Bowie Songs and lyrics: Five Years “Pushing through the market square So many mothers sighing News had just come over We had five years left of crying…” Rock n Roll Suicide Suffragette City “This mellow thigh'd chick's just put my spine outta place...” Moonage Daydream Lady Stardust “his long black hair, his animal grace; the boy in the bright blue jeans…”

Back to school and brother betrayal 💔😔 Song is Metal Guru by T. Rex (lyrics) “Metal Guru, could it be? You’re gonna bring my baby to me She’ll be wild, y’know a rock n roll child…”

Letters and an illiterate Remus </3

First year ends with mischief and a bittersweet feeling Author notes: Homophobic slur towards the end of this chapter.

Your honor, in my clients’ defense, they’re Gay Warning: mention of child abuse

In which I embarrass myself by singing happy birthday The song that plays is Cosmic Dancer by T. Rex! Author notes: Happy birthday, Remus! Cake and cartography :P

The marauders are at it again I will be doing occasional Q&A’s as that’s what the majority voted for, so make sure to leave me some good questions :)

Did you hear me, kids?! I said don’t bully each other. If I sound nasally and gross in this episode that’s cause I was kinda sick lol Edit: My break is over! Author notes: In which Remus has a lot of very angsty feelings...

Don’t bully each other, kids. Author notes: Snape gets what's coming to him... Edit: Q&A poll is closed :) I won’t do them very frequently and they won’t postpone new chapters.

Prank planning, hehe This chapter was a nightmare to edit Author notes: Sirius gets an idea and Remus gets a gift.

Christmas!! My favorite chapter so far :) The song that plays near the end is Mambo Sun by T. Rex

Sirius’ 12th birthday and various shenanigans

Sirius helps Remus <3 Insta account: https://instagram.com/atyd_audiobook?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

Consisting of flying and trauma Author Notes: Mention of child abuse towards the end of this chapter.

Another full moon, and a particularly observant Sirius

Friendship is forged in itching powder

Let the pranking commence

Remus can’t read, oh dear Editing’s a bit weird on this one, apologies for that! Author note: Remus has a run in with Snape

Remus is a werewolf? I had no idea Author note: CW - homophobic slur towards the end of the chapter.

In which Remus thinks he is Not smart and is Not exactly friendly

Remus already in love with Sirius frfr Author note: Remus meets the Marauders.