All Your Favorite Bands SUCK!

We’re back, baby! Episode #55! After a hiatus that somehow racked up hundreds of thousands of downloads every month for a full year with zero new episodes (proof that the show refuses to die), ALL YOUR FAVORITE BANDS SUCK! is officially resurrected now on a more manageable monthly schedule so we can keep the fire burning without burnout. And what better way to kick things off than with one of my absolute favorite new artists: grandson (stylized lowercase, all impact). Jordan Benjamin (grandson) fuses blistering hard rock guitars, trap-influenced beats, EDM production, rap-rock energy, and politically charged lyrics that hit like a sledgehammer. From his breakthrough anthems like “Blood // Water” to his latest work on albums like I Love You, I’m Trying (2023) and the explosive 2025 release Inertia, which critics call thirty minutes of pure fury, revolution, and unapologetic rag,e this guy is redefining alternative music with messages on addiction, systemic issues, and resistance that actually matter. Toronto-raised, LA-based, and genre-bending as hell, grandson isn’t just making tracks; he’s starting movements. In this comeback episode, we break down why he’s the best new artist out there, period, favorite songs, evolution, live energy, and why he stands head and shoulders above the rest. If you’re ready for music that punches back, this is your episode. Welcome back to the show that tells it like it is let’s go!

ALL Your Favorite Bands SUCK! - CHRISTMAS MESSAGE! :)

Discover your NEW favorite band…the BLINK-182! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the very earnest & charming, blink-182. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured Music: Daisy Cutter - “Loved Once”

Discover your NEW favorite band…AUDIOSLAVE! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the quite epic, Audioslave. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured Music: BAPTIZED BY FIRE - “The Phoenix”

Discover your NEW favorite band…THE LIVING END! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the viciously consistent Living End. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured Music: BAPTIZED BY FIRE - “HELTER SKELTER ROMANCE”

Discover your NEW favorite band…POWERMAN 5000 on the 50TH EPISODE of ALL YOUR FAVORITE BANDS SUCK! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the hysterical, Powerman 5000, while celebrating nearly a YEAR of GUSHING about all his favorite music! Find out why we believe Powerman 5000 deserves a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: THE SLIP - “Hide Smart”

Discover your NEW favorite artist…Xzibit! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the distinct & consistent, XZIBIT. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze - “K.O.”

Discover your NEW favorite band…the ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the incredibly consistent, All-American Rejects. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze - “LOVED ONCE”

Discover your NEW favorite band… "fun.". Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the NEARLY immaculate, FUN! Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze - “Carry Me Home”

Discover your NEW favorite artist…RANDY NEWMAN! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the prolific & clever, Randy Newman. Find out why we believe he deserves a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze - “Bartender”

Discover your NEW favorite band…the SHERMAN BROTHERS! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the prolific, Sherman Brothers. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze & Freddy Scott - “BOO! (Scary Godmother KS Theme)”

Discover your NEW favorite band…New Found Glory! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of NEW FOUND GLORY. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze - “Loved Once”

Discover your NEW favorite band…MAXIMUM THE HORMONE! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the hysterical, Maximum the Hormone. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: JESSE BLAZE - “B.A.N.D.O.L.I.E.R.”

Discover your NEW favorite band…JIMMIE'S CHICKEN SHACK & your new favorite song writer, JIMI HAHA! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the hysterical, introspective & eclectic as hell song writing of Jimi Haha, starting with his dynamic "muttrock" band Jimmie's Chicken Shack. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection as we dig even deeper into the writing of Jimi Haha covering his side project "Jarflys" & solo project, "Mend the Hollow" and prove definitively that the man simply NEVER disappoints. We've only been a fan for 3 weeks, but they've been the best 3 weeks of our lives! Featured music: Jesse Blaze - “B.A.N.D.O.L.I.E.R.S.”

Discover your NEW favorite band…EVERCLEAR! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the hysterical, Everclear. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze (Feat. Baptized By Fire") - “A Girl Named Storey”

Discover your NEW favorite band…the BLOODHOUND GANG! Join host, musician & former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of the hysterical, Bloodhound Gang. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: THE SLIP - “DON’T HATE”

Discover your NEW favorite band... Avenged Sevenfold! Join host, musician & former MTV/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Avenged Sevenfold. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured Music: BLAZED - “CASTLE”

Discover your NEW favorite band... Anti-Flag! Join host, musician and former MTV 2/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Anti-Flag. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Baptized Bu Fire - “Merry Christmas Anyway!”

Discover your NEW favorite band... Megadeth! Join musician, host and former MTV & AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Megadeth. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze (Feat. Baptized By Fire) “GET OVER IT”

Discover your NEW favorite band... Alice In Chains! Join host, musicians and former MTV/AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Alice In Chains. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: BLAZED - “CASTLE” (Released on "Jesse Blaze - Baptized By Fire (13th Anniversary)"

Discover your NEW favorite band... KIX! Join musician and former MTV & AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of KIX. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured Music: Baptized By Fire - “BRING IT”

Discover your NEW favorite musicians... Trey Parker & Matt Stone! Join host, musician & former MTV/AOL VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Trey Parker & Matt Stone. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured Music: D.I.L.F. USA - “BIG TITTIES” (Jingle Version)

Discover your NEW favorite band... Sum 41! Join host, musician, and former MTV & AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Sum 41. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze (Feat. Baptized By Fire) - “GET OVER IT”

Discover your NEW favorite band... Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats! Join host and former MTV & AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: Jesse Blaze - “Bartender”

Discover your NEW favorite band... Beastie Boys! Join former MTV & AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, & musical legacy of "The Beastie Boys". Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured Music: D.I.L.F. USA - “WE WANT SOME PUSSY”/"T.N.T." (2 LIVE CREW & AC/DC MASH-UP)

Discover your NEW favorite band... DMX! Join host and former MTV & AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey covering the songs, albums, and musical legacy of DMX. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: D.I.L.F. USA - “We Want Some Pussy" (2 Live Crew Cover Mash-Up w/ AC/DC's T.N.T.)

Discover your NEW favorite band... Nine Inch Nails! Join host and former MTV & AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider, as he takes you on an in-depth journey through the songs, albums, and musical legacy of Nine Inch Nails. Find out why we believe they deserve a top spot in your music collection! Featured music: THE SLIP - “HIDE SMART” “Hide Smart” by The Slip

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “GREEN DAY"! Join host & former AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Green Day" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: Jesse Blaze Snider - “LOVED ONCE”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “Stone Temple Pilots" or "STP" for short! Join host Jesse Blaze Snider, former DJ for the World Famous WLIR, on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Stone Temple Pilots" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore!  Featured music: Jesse Blaze & the B.A.N.D.O.L.I.E.R.S. - “The B.A.N.D.O.L.I.E.R.S.”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “AKON"! Join host & former MTV2 Rock VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Akon" and why we think YOU should add him to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: THE SLIP - “HIDE SMART”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “Flight of the Conchords"! Join host & former AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Flight of the Conchords" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured Music: ODIN & the GODS of ROK - “Fight to the Death"

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “Rise Against"! Join host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Rise Against" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore!Featured music: BAPTIZED BY FIRE - “JUGGERNAUT”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “Good Charlotte"! Join host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Good Charlotte" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: BAPTIZED BY FIRE - “The Dream (Kris' Song)”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “LITTLE RICHARD"! Join host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep, emotional & introspective dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Little Richard" and why we think HE is the ONLY HEAD you need on your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: JESSE BLAZE - “Promised Land”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “KID ROCK". Not to be confused with his more recent doppelgänger Kid "Country", the opening salvo of Kid Rock's career was mind-blowingly awesome! Join host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "KID ROCK" and why we think YOU should add him to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured Music: JESSE BLAZE - “K.O.”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “The Detroit Cobras"! Join host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "The Detroit Cobras" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore!  Featured music: THE SLIP - “Hide Smart” 

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “The Transplants"! That's right, for those in the know, host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider is on a truly deep dive into the songs, albums & bandS PLURAL of the great TIM ARMSTRONG, spoken about at length last week on our "Rancid" installment. "The Transplants" are just ONE of Tim's incredible "side-projects" that ain't side-projects because of how damn GOOD THEY ARE! We think Jesse has at LEAST one more Tim Armstrong episode in him, but for now, this is on "The Transplants" and why we think YOU should also add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: JESSE BLAZE - “Get Smart”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “RANCID"! Join host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "RANCID" and why we think YOU should add them & singer/co-writer TIM ARMSTRONG to your musical Mount Rushmore! We'll do an episode JUST on TIM soon! Featured music: BAPTIZED BY FIRE - “FUCK YOU!”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS...a person, Howard Ashman! Join host, Jesse Blaze Snider, host of the "Coolest Geek Alive" Podcast will take you on a deep dive into the songs, albums & lyricist that is Howard Ashman and why if you don't think "LITTLE SHOP", "LITTLE MERMAID, BEATY & THE BEAST" & "ALADDIN" only don't qualify him for you musical mount Rushmore, we wanna hear who does! Write to Jesse at [email protected]! Featured music: “Boo! (Scary God Mother Theme)" for Jill Thompson, written & performed by Jesse Blaze Snider, produced & arranged by Freddy Scott.

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “TENACIOUS D"! Join host & former MTV VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Tenacious D" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Fronted by Jack Black & his brother in comedy METAL Kyle Gass, we think you will lose your shit for "THE D"! Featured Music: ODIN & the GODS of ROK - “FIGHT TO THE DEATH”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “DEE FUCKING SNIDER" & "TWISTED FUCKING SISTER"! Join host & SON OF DEE SNIDER, Jesse Blaze SNIDER on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "DEE SNIDER", "TWISTED SISTER", "WIDOWMAKER", "DESPERADO", "VAN HELSING'S CURSE" and EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN! And learn why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured Music: BAPTIZED BY FIRE - “JUGGERNAUT"

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “Rob Zombie"! Join host & former MTV2 VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Rob Zombie" & a shallow dive into his former band, White Zombie, and why we think YOU should add ROB ZOMBIE to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: THE SLIP - “HIDE SMART”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “311"! TWO DAYS LATE but NOT a DOLLAR SHORT join host /musician, Jesse Blaze Snider singer of D.I.L.F. USA on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "311" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured credits music: JESSE BLAZE - “Get Smart”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “The Lonely Island"! Join host & voice of "FOOD PARADISE", Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "The Lonely Island" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured Music: JESSE BLAZE - “Bartender”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “COLLECTIVE SOUL"! Join host & former AOL Music Host, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Collective Soul" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: THE SLIP - “Got Ur #”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “B.o.B."! Join host & former Long Island DJ, Jesse Blaze Snider (The Bone, WLIR) on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "B.o.B." and why we think YOU should add him & all his awesome featured artist like Eminem, Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, Nikki Minaj & others to your musical Mount Rushmore as having feated with the GREATNESS that is B.o.B! Featured music: black light district - “Bizarro”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “My Chemical Romance"! Join host & former "Rock the Cradle" Fan-Favorite Runner-Up, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "My Chemical Romance" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured music: black light district - “SYMPTOMS”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “Nickelback"! Join host & former DJ for the World Famous WLIR, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Nickelback" and why we think that they have been UNFAIRLY SLANDERED and that YOU should most definitely go against the grain of society and proudly add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured Music: JESSE BLAZE - “Help Is Coming”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... "Weird" Al Yankovic! Join host & former AOL MUSIC Top 11 Countdown Co-Host, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Weird" Al Yankovic and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured Music: ODIN & the GODS of ROK - “Fight to the Death”

Your NEW Favorite Band IS... “Mötorhead"! Join host & former AOL Music VJ, Jesse Blaze Snider on a deep dive into the songs, albums & band that is "Mötorhead" and why we think YOU should add them to your musical Mount Rushmore! Featured Music: BAPTIZED BY FIRE - “LIVE FAST”