Alpha Men Podcast

skip the first 10 minutes for count down clock Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutes for the count down clock Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

sKIP THE FIRST 10 MINUTES DUE TO THE COUNT DOWN CLOCK Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

SKIP THE FIRST 10 MINUTES FOR THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutes for count down clock Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutes for count down clock Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutes for count down clock Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutes for countdown clockTonight’s show kicks off with the annual American tradition of Daylight Saving Time ruining everyone’s sleep schedule. The guys talk about how “spring forward” really just means dragging yourself through Monday like a zombie while everyone pretends the extra sunlight is worth it. That leads into some classic married-guy reality, including International Women’s Day, where Jon tries to earn husband points with flowers and a card… only to be reminded that apparently appreciation is supposed to happen every day, not just the official holiday.From there the conversation jumps into the week’s chaos—from rising gas prices and tension with Iran to the usual news madness that somehow always hits your wallet first. The show also dives into sports and headlines, including Ryan Blaney finally grabbing a NASCAR win, the bizarre Joe Gibbs Racing spy drama, and a full rundown of the week in basketball, hockey, and football. In between sports takes, the guys hand out their legendary Red Foreman Awards, roasting some of the dumbest criminals alive—people who managed to turn simple life decisions into felony charges.Of course it wouldn’t be the Alpha Men Podcast without the ridiculous segments. “Man Court” puts a grocery-list dispute on trial like it’s a federal case, “Who’s the Biggest Wuss” exposes the hosts’ most embarrassing middle-aged injuries, and the “Married Man Survival Guide” teaches critical tactics like hiding emergency snacks and negotiating extra bathroom time. The show wraps with Unfiltered & Underqualified, where serious space science somehow turns into a conversation about NASA probing Uranus—proving that even when the topic is astronomy, the jokes will always be about being 12 years old.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 min for clockThe podcast opens with the hosts introducing the show and discussing the major news story of the week: U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iran in an operation referred to as “Operation Epic Fury.” The bombing reportedly killed Iran’s leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, along with his wife and dozens of high-ranking officials. Iran retaliated with missile and drone strikes targeting Israel and U.S. forces across the Middle East, resulting in American casualties. The hosts question whether the situation technically counts as a war, explaining that only Congress can formally declare war, though modern conflicts often occur without an official declaration.The show then shifts into a comedic “Mansplaining the News” segment where the hosts joke about political events, celebrities, and current headlines. Topics include the length of President Trump’s State of the Union speech, rumors and scandals involving public figures, and other satirical takes on news and entertainment. The humor is intentionally crude and exaggerated, setting the tone for the rest of the show’s commentary-style format.Another major discussion focuses on Iran from a historical and political perspective in a segment called “Founding Fathers Wouldn’t Approve.” The hosts argue that the American founders would oppose Iran’s actions such as threats in the Strait of Hormuz, support for militant groups, nuclear development, and violent crackdowns on protests within the country. They frame the issue through quotes and ideas from early American leaders, suggesting that the founders valued free trade, liberty, and resistance to tyranny.The remainder of the podcast features various entertainment segments including “Man Court,” where the hosts judge a listener’s marital dispute, comedic awards mocking strange criminal stories, sports commentary, and humorous discussions about everyday married life. These segments mix satire, relationship advice, and commentary on sports and culture, ending with an opinionated political rant about government spending and energy policies. Overall, the episode blends news commentary, humor, and personal anecdotes in a talk-show style format.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutes of show and i forgot to upload last weeks show so you get two weeks in two days lolSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip the first 10 minutesSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutes of show due to 10 minute countdown clock This week on Mansplaining the News, we sprinted through a buffet of headlines that felt like they were written by a drunk guy hitting “random” on reality. Trump picked Kevin Warsh for the Fed, American Airlines is flying to Venezuela again, and the IRS—after massive cuts—basically said, “Congrats America, your taxes are now being handled by Chad from orientation.” Add in “Epstein files” chaos, a Clinton reunion tour, and enough scandal energy to power a small city.Then things got beautifully unhinged: honey got recalled because it had Cialis in it—so congrats, Winnie the Pooh, you finally had to put on pants. We’ve got dating surveys (Colorado Springs catching strays), a one-armed golfer draining a hole-in-one (somebody give the man a hand), and Dave & Buster’s putting diamond rings in the crane game… because nothing says “forever” like winning your fiancé’s engagement ring next to a sticky skee-ball machine.And in showbiz news, it’s a fever dream with a soundtrack: Ozzy’s “lost tape” was found (the tape’s fine—Ozzy’s still Ozzy), Kim Kardashian is dating Lewis Hamilton (that joke writes itself), and Yoko Ono is already haunting the upcoming Beatles movies from a distance. Meanwhile, snack prices are dropping like a mercy from heaven, Sydney Sweeney is staying “non-political,” and Alice Cooper is out here planning a tour stunt that sounds like it comes with a co-pay. Basically: the world is on fire, but at least Doritos are cheaper.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes for show clock Welcome back, you sick twisted freaks — TJ Michaels and Jon Stacy kick the doors in from the Granite Capital of the World like two dads who just discovered they pulled a hamstring opening the door. They “announce” a brand-new sponsor (Sydney Sweeney’s lingerie line) strictly for educational purposes… then immediately admit it’s not a sponsor at all — it’s just an excuse to put Sydney on the screen and pretend it’s business. From there, they remind everyone the show is live, demand the holy trinity (Like, Bell, Subscribe), and officially light the Season 5 fuse with the energy of a man shotgunning a beer in the driveway because the kids are finally asleep.Then it’s Mansplaining the News, where the world is falling apart, but at least it’s funny on paper: life expectancy is up (meaning five extra years of “I’m almost home”), homicides are down (until you run out of true-crime podcasts), and Gen Z is diagnosing their sex health with AI like it’s WebMD’s horny cousin: ChatSTD. Showbiz gets dragged too — Thomas the Tank Engine is apparently getting a “bold new look” (translation: vape pen), Martha Stewart’s aging secret includes prison time, and Budweiser’s Super Bowl ad sounds like America-themed propaganda written by a bald eagle with a mullet. Meanwhile, Gen Z Liam gets put on the witness stand for an “Alpha mental health” interrogation where TJ and Jon basically argue that therapy is for the weak… while also proving, in real time, exactly why therapy exists.And when the chaos peaks, Man Court returns with Chad from Nebraska — a 38-year-old who tried to move a couch and is now legally considered “Grandpa-adjacent.” His spine sounds like Doritos in a trash compactor, sneezes trigger involuntary yoga, and the court rules he’s GUILTY of aging like every other man alive. Sentence: recliner probation, a lifetime ibuprofen subscription, and a restraining order against sectional furniture. The episode rolls into Armchair Legends sports nonsense, Red Foreman Awards handing out steel-toed justice to absolute dumbasses, Married Man Survival Guide rules (never ask “what’s wrong,” never win an argument), and an “Unfiltered and Underqualified” rant that basically says: the internet will never be satisfied, and neither will your wife when you say “I’m just gonna sit down for a second.” Season 5 is underway — so crack a cold one, stretch first, and for the love of God… don’t touch the couch.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes due to the 10 min count down clock (intro) They called it the “Storm of the Century,” and TJ and Jon kick things off by breaking down the chaos of Snowpocalypse season—plus the internet doing what it does best when a meteorologist asks for “measurements.” From storm survival jokes to full-blown comment-section madness, it’s a ridiculous start to an even more ridiculous episode. Then the boys jump into Mansplaining the News, meet Gen Z Liam for some brutally honest generational advice, and dive into Founding Fathers Wouldn’t Approve with Gavin Newsom and Davos drama. Man Court is back with a remote-control marriage violation, Armchair Legends covers the latest sports chaos, Married Men Survival Guide brings the hard-earned wisdom, and the Red Foreman Awards hand out boots-to-the-ass for the dumbest people alive. Live, loud, and wildly unfiltered—welcome to Episode 2. Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 5 minutes as its the count down clock! WELCOME BACK FOR SEASON 5Season 5 kicks the door off its hinges as the Alpha Men Podcast returns from a long, chaotic break that proves one simple truth: life doesn’t care about your content schedule. TJ Michaels and Jon Stacy are back, louder and more unfiltered than ever, opening the season with story time, bad decisions, and the kind of adversity that only makes the jokes sharper. From the jump, it’s clear the Alpha Men didn’t come back calmer—they came back with receipts.This episode is absolutely stacked. Man Court is back in session with a marriage-ending key fob disaster that puts the Freak Jury to work. We mansplain the news like only idiots with microphones can, tear into politics, media, and pop culture, and revive the Red Foreman Awards with steel-toed justice for some of the dumbest humans to walk upright this week. Add in Armchair Legends debating NFL playoff chaos, questionable catch rulings, coaching shakeups, MLB megadeals, NASCAR changes, and a full-speed rant through the circus of Minneapolis politics—and yeah, this one hits everything.We round it out with the Married Men Survival Guide, essential battlefield tactics for staying alive in matrimony, and finish with Unfiltered & Underqualified, where we discover the horrifying new term “choppelganger” and roast ourselves accordingly. If you’re offended easily, confused often, or just missed hearing grown men argue confidently about things they absolutely shouldn’t—welcome home. Season 5 starts now. Like it, share it, argue about it, and come back next Tuesday at 8. The Alpha Men are just getting warmed up.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes.We will be back in the fall with Season 5Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutes for count down clockSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutesSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutesSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutes of introSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip the first 10 minutes of intro  Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes. Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutesSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutes Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutesSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutesSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip first 10 minutes Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

skip first 10 minutes for count down clockSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Pack The Pantry is a cherished community event that has been a staple in Central Vermont for 23 years, collecting non-perishable food donations to benefit the Central Vermont Salvation Army Food Shelf. With the ongoing struggles many are facing, the event serves as a beacon of hope, ensuring that those in need have access to essential food items. As we enter this season, the generosity of local residents, businesses, and organizations will provide crucial support to families experiencing food insecurity. The donated items, such as canned goods, pasta, rice, and cereal, directly help stock the shelves of the Salvation Army Food Shelf, making a tangible difference in the lives of many.This year, TJ, Jon, Randy, Ashley, Britney, and many other dedicated volunteers are on the front lines, eagerly awaiting your donations. They understand the challenges that many are facing and hope that, together, we can lighten the load for those struggling to survive. Every donation, no matter how big or small, counts and brings us one step closer to helping those who are in urgent need. Pack The Pantry 2024 is not just an event; it’s a call to action, reminding us that by coming together, we can create a stronger, more compassionate community. Your support is more important than ever, and we hope you can join in making this year’s event a success.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes for intro. great showSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 min. In Episode 11 of Season 3 of the Alpha Men Podcast, TJ and Jon bring their usual sharp humor to the latest headlines, putting their own unique spin on current events. As they dive into the Darwin Awards, it’s hard not to lose hope in humanity with some of the mind-boggling stories they uncover. This week’s “Man Court” poses a particularly tricky dilemma, and they’re asking listeners to weigh in with their opinions, adding an interactive twist to the episode. They also discuss their upcoming charity event, Pack The Pantry, which runs from November 21st to 23rd at Price Chopper in Barre, Vermont, aiming to make a difference for families in need.The Red Forman Awards don’t disappoint, spotlighting the latest dumbasses who give TJ and Jon plenty to laugh about—and maybe even a little extra sauce to enjoy the stories! Jon is on fire during this week’s “Fact or Crap” segment, keeping everyone on their toes with his impressive run. In sports, things get wild as they cover all the latest action, and with NFL picks heating up, the competition between the guys is fierce. From laughs and debates to community impact, this episode has a little of everything that keeps listeners coming back each week.For more information about Pack The Pantry visit us on Face book or email [email protected] the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes as its the count down clockSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes as its the count down clock.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

SKIP FIRST 10 MINUTES ITS JUST THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK INTROIn Episode 8 of Season 3 of the Alpha Men Podcast, TJ and Jon tap into a selection of good beers and give their take on what’s trending on tap. They dive into breaking news stories with a twist, turning headlines into a mix of humor and insight that only they can deliver. The Red Forman Dumbass Awards take center stage as the guys showcase some of the dumbest criminals of the week, making you wonder how these people managed to get themselves into such ridiculous situations. The “Fake or Real News” segment brings an amusing and bizarre dog story that has everyone guessing. In sports, they cover legends like Pete Rose, the ups and downs of the White Sox, and the latest in college football, all while paying special attention to player number 11, making it a sports-filled segment you won’t want to miss.As for football, the Pigskin Picks get heated as the guys gear up for Week 5. TJ, still riding high from last week’s 11-5 win, refuses to let Jon hear the end of it. This week’s hero is someone TJ and Jon would gladly share a drink with any day, embodying the kind of spirit that resonates with their listeners. As the episode wraps up, their closing remarks take a funny, yet thought-provoking turn, leaving everyone second-guessing their next meal. With beer, sports, and laughs, this episode keeps the Alpha Men Podcast at its entertaining best.WE ARE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WILL RETURN THE FOLLOWING WEEKSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

In Episode 7 of Season 3 of the Alpha Men Podcast, TJ and Jon kick things off by breaking down the Bristol race, celebrating the fact that, for once, the tires held up without popping. As always, the Darwin Awards segment brings plenty of laughs, showcasing some incredibly unlucky (and not-so-bright) people, while leading to a deeper discussion on how the world might just end because of the same lack of common sense. The guys also mix things up by trying out two new beers they hadn’t tasted before, adding some fun, candid commentary on their brews of choice.This week’s “Man Court” gets particularly wild, with TJ and Jon tackling another set of ridiculous disputes and delivering their no-nonsense verdicts. And as autumn rolls in, the guys don’t hold back their opinions on apple picking, hilariously explaining why they think the popular activity is totally overrated. On the sports front, they dive into their NFL Week 4 picks and give a special shout-out to Sellers, the owner of Ohana Sports Cards, who claimed victory in this week’s Pigskin Picks. With plenty of humor, opinions, and sports talk, Episode 7 delivers another round of unfiltered fun.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

In Episode 6 of Season 3 of the Alpha Men Podcast, TJ and Jon dive straight into their NFL Week 3 picks, offering up their insights and predictions for the upcoming matchups. The football banter sets the stage, but things quickly take a hilarious turn when the guys discuss Queenstown’s poop program at work, blending humor with the quirks of everyday life. The conversation heats up as they step into "Man Court," where TJ and Jon debate manly disputes and settle arguments with their usual blend of wit and sarcasm.In this episode, TJ’s knowledge is put to the test as Jon challenges him with trivia about the invention and history of the radio. Can TJ rise to the occasion, or will Jon have the upper hand? On a more personal note, TJ shares the bittersweet moment of sending off his middle daughter to get married, adding a touch of sentiment to the usual lighthearted tone. From football picks to family milestones, Episode 6 delivers a perfect mix of sports, laughter, and heartfelt moments that listeners won’t want to miss.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

(SKIP THE FIRST 10 minutes, im out of town for racing and don't have my software to cut) In Season 3, Episode 5 of the Alpha Men Podcast, the hosts dive into a lively discussion about the often misconstrued concept of mansplaining in the news, revealing how the trend of “beers on tap” has taken a surprisingly less masculine turn. The Red Forman Dumbass Awards are dished out with gusto, spotlighting some of the most absurd criminal antics of the week. The episode also features Baby Huey getting stumped in the “Fact or Crap” segment, adding a fun twist to the show’s game segment. The Racing Rundown delivers a detailed recap of the latest thrilling race at Atlanta, while the sports segment heats up with hot topics and a review of the previous week’s football picks.The podcast takes listeners through Week 2 of their football predictions, analyzing which picks panned out and who emerged victorious in the latest round of predictions. With a mix of humor, insight, and sports analysis, Episode 5 delivers engaging content for fans looking to stay informed and entertained.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

In Episode 4 of Season 3 of the Alpha Men Podcast, TJ and Jon are all in as football season kicks off, bringing weekly picks to the table with predictions that are sure to stir up some friendly competition. With the NASCAR playoff bracket now set, the guys break down who to watch and what surprises might be in store as the race for the championship heats up. As always, the world’s supply of ridiculousness doesn’t disappoint, with new stories of stupidity that seem like signs of the coming apocalypse. The laughs keep coming as they dissect the absurdities of it all.This episode also introduces a fun new segment where TJ and Jon put Baby Huey to the test in a brand-new game. Will he rise to the occasion, or will the pressure get the best of him? With a mix of sports, humor, and the usual offbeat takes on life, this episode delivers the kind of content that makes the Alpha Men Podcast a must-listen. Buckle up for a wild ride as the guys navigate the return of football, the high stakes of NASCAR, and the never-ending saga of humanity’s quirkiest moments.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

In Season 3, Episode 3 of the "Alpha Men Podcast," TJ and Jon dive into a range of engaging and entertaining topics. The episode kicks off with a humorous take on the latest news stories, including a segment on "mansplaining" news where the hosts share their perspectives on current events with their signature wit and irreverence. Sports fans are in for a treat as they discuss the thrilling victory of Harrison Burton, who secured the 100th win for Wood Brothers Racing in NASCAR—a milestone that sparks a lively conversation about racing, strategy, and what this achievement means for the team. We have intern #11 on the show and his football picks and his thoughts on Jerry Jones. This episode also introduces a fun new segment called "Fact or Crap," where TJ and Jon challenge each other with outrageous statements, leaving listeners guessing whether they are true or false. The banter and competitive spirit between the hosts make for a hilarious and unpredictable game. Additionally, they dive into their favorite topic of bizarre criminal stories, highlighting some of the latest "dumbass criminals" who have made headlines for their unbelievable antics. As always, TJ and Jon's chemistry, humor, and unique takes on these topics make for a must-listen episode that keeps their audience entertained from start to finish.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

In Episode 2 of Season 3 of the Alpha Men Podcast, TJ and Jon dive headfirst into a packed agenda, starting with their unique take on "Mansplaining the News." They dissect the latest headlines with their usual blend of humor and insight, making sure nothing is left unexplained—or over-explained. The Darwin Award winner of the week makes an appearance, as the guys highlight yet another unfortunate individual proving just how dangerous stupidity can be. On a more serious note, they explore some of the more unsettling ways the world might end, thanks to the questionable actions of certain people.Shifting gears, NASCAR news takes center stage with Tyler Reddick’s victory at Michigan and the anticipation building for the upcoming race at Daytona. TJ also gets put to the test on his knowledge of the U.S. Constitution and government, providing both educational and entertaining moments. As always, the episode rounds out with a look at the latest in sports and the crowning of the week's hero, giving listeners a blend of laughs, lessons, and a little bit of everything in between.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Season 3 of the Alpha Men Podcast kicks off tonight, and TJ and Jon are ready to bring the heat with their signature mix of humor and sharp commentary. This season opener dives straight into the latest current events, where the guys break down the big headlines and offer their unfiltered takes. From the international stage of the Olympics to the high-octane action of NASCAR at Richmond, no topic is too big or too fast for these two. Their love for sports is front and center, with deep dives into the most recent games, races, and everything in between.But it wouldn’t be the Alpha Men Podcast without some laughs at the expense of the world's most ridiculous criminals. TJ and Jon bring their wit and sarcasm as they share the most absurd and downright dumb criminal stories making headlines. Whether you’re here for the sports, the news, or just some good old-fashioned banter, tonight’s episode of the Alpha Men Podcast is set to be a perfect blend of information and entertainment. Don’t miss out—tune in every Tuesday night at 8pmOhana Sports CardsDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

(Skip the first 10 minutes) TJ Finally eats spam! This is the end of season 2. We are taking July off and we will be back for season 3. Thanks for all the listeners and hope you enjoy our hard work. We are looking for sponsors for Season 3 if your interested Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes for show open. than sit back, relax and enjoy the show!Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Skip the first 10 minutes Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

SKIP THE FIRST 11 minutes. forgot to delete the intro countdown clock. But we welcome intern number 11 to the show and his love life and sports knowledge are a hot topic. Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

Tune in to the uproarious chaos that is the Alpha Men Podcast, where no topic is off-limits and laughter reigns supreme. In their latest escapade, the hosts tackled everything from the intricacies of sports to the latest headlines, seamlessly segueing into existential musings about the impending end of the world. But fear not, dear listeners, for amidst the impending doom, there was also time to dissect the perplexing allure of Twisted Tea mishaps. Who knew a simple beverage could spark such comedic gold? And let's not forget about TJ's misadventures on the road, a saga of questionable navigation skills and roadside hijinks that had us in stitches.Join the merry band of misfits at the Alpha Men Podcast for a rollercoaster ride through the absurdities of modern life. With each episode, they serve up a hearty dose of humor, reminding us all not to take ourselves too seriously in a world that often feels like it's teetering on the brink of chaos. So grab your favorite beverage, whether it's a Twisted Tea or a good old-fashioned brew, and prepare to laugh until your sides ache as the Alpha Men dissect the world, one twisted tale at a time.Support the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm 

"Get ready for a wild ride with the Alpha Men Podcast! In this episode, we delve into jaw-dropping tales, including the unbelievable story of a man who got hit by a car while riding his mower drunk – a true cautionary tale that's both shocking and strangely hilarious.But that's not all – buckle up for a discussion on the punch heard around NASCAR, where we break down the most memorable moments from the race track. And speaking of memorable, does TJ really know the band KISS? Find out as we dive into his surprising rock 'n' roll knowledge.And finally, the age-old debate: Is Betty White better than sliced bread? Join us as we weigh in on this important question and so much more. Tune in for laughs, insights, and plenty of unexpected twists on the Alpha Men Podcast!"and much moreSupport the show Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm