PODCAST · comedy
Andy From 5 to 7
by Andy Champagne
welcome to the void. are you ready?
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Native American Pale Ale
What do we brush our teeth before the dentist? WHY!!!! I talk about this and other topics as well as take questions from the 5 to 7'ers!!! TUUUNE IN
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Affidavit Ortiz
I start this episode off by taking questions from the millions (and millions) of listeners. After that, I get into some different topics like why I'll never become a serial killer, why raising the retirement age doesn't bother me, and why I don't trust people that listen to Jack Johnson...aaaaaaaaaaaaâaaaaaand more!shirts still available @ 5to7.com !!!! Don't forget to rate the show!!!
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The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla
On this episode i discuss why the Bachelorette should still air this season, why I wouldn't want to meet Chapelle Roan as my make-a-wish if I was a kid with cancer, and why you should ask what your country can do for you, not what you can do for your country...AAAAAAAANDDDDDD MOOREEEEEEEE
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George Strait of Hormuz
on this sodey i talk about a lot of things, why sober people who go to bars scare me, why Catholicism is way better than other religions and why people who pay for assisted suicide are stupid... AND MOOOOORRRREEEThanks to everyone who rates the show and listens!
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Tax Return of the Jedi
I talk about why marriage counseling is a scam, why I never want to be waterboarded and I discuss in depth about which political party has crazier sex. WARNING: This podcast is extremely intellectual and may not be suitable for everyone. shirts still availy on the website 5to7.com
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Hole Foods
On this episode I talk why Whole Foods sucks, Kash Patel in the USA locker room, Kim Jung Un getting reelected, why people need to stop throwing zyns in urinals, and much more!!!!shirts are still available @ 5to7.com !!!!
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Please, Call Me Al. Mr Qaeda Was My Father
on this episode i take questions for the majority of the show, I got a good chunk and some were good so thank you. I talk about why murderers should always be given the possibility of parole, the Epstein files, I rate the top 5 Jeff's of all time (i could only think of 2) and MUCH more!!!enjoy this episode and remember T shirts are always available on my site 5to7.comthanks for listening and have a terrific weekend!
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Mary Baker Eddy Guerrero
Why are haircuts so expensive? What happens if I drink the blue liquid at barbershops? Is there more to life than this? I discuss these hard-hitting questions on todays episodes and MORE!
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Along Came Polyamorous
I am extremely under the weather this week but i battled through it for the love of the game. I take riveting questions from the listeners, where we discuss everything from Venezuela to Bonnie Blue. Tune into this episode and be enlightened.Shirts are still available at from5to7.com!!!!
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Mike The Situationship
It took me a bit to get back in the swing of things. I ease into this episode a bit more than usual, but I discuss some extremely important topics like Venezuela and what toilet seats are my favorite. AND much more!!! Tune in to find out!Glad to be back after a bit of a holiday break. Thank you for listening!
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Microsoft Incel
yahoo! welcome back to another episode. I take the listeners' questions and we get into the deep and daunting chasms of the human psyche. I pitch my idea for a new coffee chain, and discuss the concerning amount of money the united states citizens pay for Onlyfans and much more! tune ininsta: andychampstwitter: champagneanyone
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Keep Your Friends Close and Your Roommates Back in Boulder
i take questions from the lovely listeners to start- then i talk the difference between men and women when it comes to mounting TVs- why are bars the only industry that has rooftops?- who my first jail phone call would be toand lots more!!!! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT SHIRTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE AT FROM5TO7.COM!!!!
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I'll Try Anything In A Small Town Once
- What is the point of medication commercials?- How to make prisons more fun for prisoners- Anger management classes- What mob bosses say when they make their beds- Hitler's micro penisAND MUCH MORE!!!SHIRTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE @ from5to7.com !!!!
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Panic! At The Discourse
I discuss why younger people are becoming more religious, why teachers need to stop filming tiktok content, and what halloween costumes people will dress as this year that will get them fired from their jobs. This episode gets a bit Kevin Duranty at times. ENJOY AND T SHIRTS STILL AVAILABLE AT FROM5TO7.COM
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7 Deadly Zyns
i talk about the 7 deadly sins, halloween and christmas lights, how hard it was to research things back in the day, and why there aren't any overweight super heroes. I also take some questions from a couple 5 to 7'ners. ENJOYSHIRTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE AT FROM5TO7.COM
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DaBaby's Shoes For Sale, Never Worn
On this sode i talk about the Progressive commercials where people become their parents, why I hate people that climb Everest, and why I know for a fact that circumcisions don't cause autism. TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!!!
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I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller, I Wish I Was A Baller
SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE AT from5to7.com get them before they're gone!on this episode i talk about how balding isnt a big deal, why 2 step verification is actually 4 steps, samsung galaxy rings and why the term "flop" should only be used for bad adult film moviesinsta: andychampstwitter: champagneanyone
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Toronto Raptures
Is Tylenol the reason I love WWE? Did the rapture already happen and this is hell? I answer the tough questions on this episode.I also take questions from the 5 to 7'ers. Enjoy!!!insta: champagneanyonetwitter: andychamps
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I Want An Open Casket Wedding
Bowling is the perfect date, why girls dont gamble as much as men, are they called squatters because they're living in such tight spaces that they need to squat the whole time? i discuss on this episode. (sorry if i talk really fast at times, i cant help it)
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Preparation HHH
The world is falling apart like a delicious Entenmann's coffee cake, are we heading towards a Roman Empire style collapse? Can you rage bait fish? Why are people so obsessed with efficiency? I also discuss why most people who visit Ground Zero are stupid as shit. tune in!!!!twitter: champagneanyoneinsta: andychamps
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Semi-Trucked Kinda Life
i talk about about why eating bagels is stressful, why they should teach TV channel changing in bartending school, and why assisted suicide is too expensive, and MUCH MORE!!!! #BoycottRedZonetwitter: champagneanyoneinsta: andychamps
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Adjacent Derulo
i talk about a lot of important stuff. t swift, people who get talked off of ledges, chevy claiming to be the heartbeat of america, and much MUCH MORE!!insta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone
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The Hamburger Helper Glove Put It's Fingers In My Mouth While I Was Sleeping
on this episode i sit down with Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud and we talk about Saudi Arabia's future and the progressiveness of new laws and how it's influenced rapid growth in the region. i also rant about how much i hate touch screens, and why it's better to have a republican fanbase as a musician. thanks for listening as always!!!!
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Grove Street, Home
i take questions on this episode and talk about the most pressing topics you can ever imagine. tune in to find out. happy friday
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I Got Waitlisted At Clown College
How do biker gangs operate? What is the best superhero power to have? Was Like Mike (2002) based on true events? I unpack all these mysteries on this weeks sodey . Enjoyinsta: andychampstwitter: champagneanyone
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Headlines Don't Sell Papes, Newsies Sell Papes
this episode i basically answer your questions the whole time, i jumped around a bit and may have a missed a few but will try to answer the ones i missed next week. i hope you enjoy insta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone
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All This Coldplay Music Is Making Me Horny
I talk about epstein again, why you should never trust a politician and i spend a lot of time talking about the couple that was grinding at the coldplay concert. i hope you enjoy and life brings you wonderful thingsinsta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone
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*Owen Wilson Voice From Zoolander* Where'd All The Epstein Files Go?
Seriously where are those Eppy files? I need to know. anyways i talk about Epstein, Love Island, the most thankless jobs, should I become the first screamo podcaster? lets discuss...insta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone
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My Proctologist Won't Stop Snapchatting Me
I honestly don't remember what I even talked about this episode. i took a lot of questions and rambled for an hour. I hope you enjoy. thanks for listening insta- @andychampstwitter- @champagneanyone
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Your Honor Have You Seen My Vape?
Hey everyone welcome back!!! I discuss my thoughts on the Karen Read trial as well as the Iran Israeli conflict, two things I'm not educated on at all. I talk about wanting to go to prison to focus on myself and get better, the good and bad parts of being charged with murder and I take some questions from the lovely 5-7ers. and much more. enjoi insta- @andychampstwitter- @champagneanyone
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Death ACAB For Cutie
WW3, ICE Raids, Bonnie Blue whacking 2,000 guys in 1 day. Lots of pressing issues addressed on this episode. Tune in to hear some of the most intellectually stimulating content the world has ever heardInsta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone
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@grok am I gay?
Why is it so hard to get together as adults? Should gay pride month be a different month? Will Trump and Elon get back together? On todays episode I discuss all this plus a lot more. So tune in, cutie.insta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone
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Bags by Clairo
I talk about Islam, why you should never be friendly with your neighbors, and the obvious reason I was "randomly" selected for additional search at the airport... AND MUCH MORE!!!! Enjoy this late Friday episodeinsta- @andychampstwitter - @champagneanyone
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Aura Farming At The Airport
this one got off to a belligerent start, lot of different topics were discussed. I talk applying for jobs, getting jealous when my waitress waits on another table and edging your payments with Klarna. and a lot of other stuff.please rate and review my show on whatever app you use!!!insta - @andychampstwitter - @champagneanyone
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Errand Carter
I talk about the new pope and why he was the right pick, what did osama bin laden's hair look like? why do restaurants ask if you've been there before? Will the no smoking sign on planes ever turn off? I ask the hard hitting questions on today's sodeyyyyyyinsta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone
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Landscape Escape
on this sodey i talk about escape rooms and why they are offensive, a reality show for porn stars, white people weddings, and some other stuff i forget. thanks to everyone who listens. i hope you all get into heaveninsta: andychampstwitter: champagneanyone
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Andrew Tate McRae
lil monday epi ferda? on this episode i talk about 100 men vs 1 gorilla, crime docs are making me insentive, and how i came face to face with a pitbull last weekend and much more. enjoy!(still having some audio trouble, i think my mic just sucks)insta- @andychampstwitter- @champagneanyone
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Jesus vs Judas, Hell in a Cell
its the biggest weekend of the year coming up its wrestlemania baby!!!! we talk what alcoholism really is, why honeymoons are a bad idea and the biggest problem facing women's sports, and more.insta- @andychampstwitter- @champagneanyone
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Pinch the P Hole
on this episode we talk tariffs, having to pee at concerts, getting your palms read and why crack addicts make the best employees. enjoy(the audio is a little messed at some points but overall its fine)insta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneyone
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American Idle
hey everyone welcome back. today i talk tariffs, toilet paper and axe throwing. and some other things. enjoytwitter: champagneanyoneinstagram: andychamps
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Toni Storm
welcome back for episode 2! twitter- @champagneanyoneinstagram -@andychamps
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We Bought A Zoo
first epi of the new show. a bit rusty but im doing my best. ill improve audio as i get used to the new set up. i missed you all
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