Anon and I

Hello all,Much as I have enjoyed doing this podcast, my Real Job is now busy enough that I won’t be able to consistently produce good quality episodes.Given the choice between accepting a degradation in quality and stopping, I choose the latter. If I am able to restart this project at some point in the future, you’ll be able to find it here.Until then, I will still be occasionally writing at anglology.substack.comGoodbye for now! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode twenty-four of Anon and I, we are joined by an anonymous Member of Parliament, who reveals how the House of Commons really works. Listen for:* The Posting to Policy Pipeline* Which Anons are MPs reading?* How groupchats shape politics* Is parliamentary debate completely pointless?* And much more no MP would ever say under their own nameFind it wherever you get your podcasts by searching for “Anon and I”* Spotify* Apple Podcasts* And all the rest This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode twenty-three I am joined by fellow right-thinking political moderate Haryan Gláeddyv. Haryan provides a spotters guide to the British internet right: the splits; the personalities; the grifts; the YouTube channels. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode twenty-two I am joined by Steppe Shaman, who leads us on a journey from the Manchurian grasslands to the high Himalayas. Listen to learn about:* Who REALLY runs China? * Reading Bronze Age Mindset at a Chinese university;* The Anglo-Han world uprising against Normano-Manchu tyranny;* A beginner’s guide to animal sacrifice; * How to tell if you are in a clan; * Using Buddhist magic to kill your enemies; * Your future: Sikkim or Nepal? * The Persian conflict you should ACTUALLY be paying attention to.Find it on all podcasting platforms hereEpisode image by Gunther Hagleitner, CC BY 2.0 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode twenty-one I am joined by replyguy extraordinaire Dogbox to unpick the knottiest (or alternatively, most tiresome) issue in Britsh foreign policy: The Chagos Archipelago. We explain why:* The Chagossians do not exist.* There are no British islands in the Indian Ocean.* Labour does not have a plan. * China does not matter. * Mauritius is not a real country. Read Dogbox’s article for Pimlico Journal here.Read my article for The Critic here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode twenty of “Anon and I”, we are joined by Outcome Code 18, a police detective working in London. We discuss:* How is speech policed in Britain?* The elite culture of policing* Provincial wokeness* The government’s policing white paper* Why the Home Office can’t fix it* Two tier policing* …and how to consult the stakehodersYou can listen in here, or find it on your preferred podcast app here, or just search “Anon and I”. Episode image source here This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode nineteen of “Anon and I”, I am joined by peepeepoopoo, who expands on themes discussed in an essay on his substack, “The 24 Hour Life”.We discuss:* America’s gambling addiction* How he got rich trading* Why you won’t get rich trading* How to spend a life of leisure* Why billionaires won’t stop posting* The group chats which control your Twitter feedYou can listen in Substack, or find it on your preferred podcast app here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode seventeen of “Anon and I”, I am joined by Xianyang City Bureaucrat to discuss the Chinese classics; why China doesn’t really care about foreign policy; managing popular anger in the West and East; what is lost when you lose the rites; the second endorsement of Discourses on Salt and Iron; the truth about millet. Find it on your preferred podcast app here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode sixteen of “Anon and I”, I am joined by CT for a free ranging discussion of British politics in 2025.Find it on your preferred podcast app here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In this episode fifteen, I am joined by an anonymous medievalist to discuss the origin of English national identity. Find it on your preferred app hereThis show has been going for three months now, and I am very gratified to report that the Spotify Wrapped for creators puts me in the top 7% of new podcasts by popularity. The guest’s book reccommendation was England Under The Norman And Angevin Kings by Robert Bartlett. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode fourteen, I am joined by a former police officer who posts on Twitter as Sherlock Comms. We discuss the institutional incompetence of the Metropolitan Police; child abuse investigations; the perverse incentives of policing; the laws that stop the police just solving crime; and the man who spent thirty years a prisoner in his home. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode thirteen, I am joined by Anglo-Japanese commentator Eggroll Shogun.Listen to learn:* How has the LDP kept its grip on Japanese politics?* Why are the Japanese opposition parties so weird?* What is a Burakumin? Do the Koreans secretly control Japan?* What does the world owe Taiwan?* What lessons does Asian history have for Europe and America? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode twelve, I am joined by “anonymous propagandist of the internet Right”, Brewgaloo. We discuss:* Has “Anglofuturism” run its course?* Short video: the most important media format today* Aesthetics’ role in politics* Brewgaloo: Crypto-Tory? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode eleven, I am joined by Wylfċen, who posts about Old English and the Anglo-Saxon world. We discuss:* The surprising cuteness of the Anglo-Saxons* How to learn Old English* Why 2025 Twitter resembles John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)* What would the Anglo-Saxons think of Elon Musk?* How the ancient history of England shapes the country todayFind his substack here, and his recommended reading here This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode ten (!), I am joined by Marlowe, Britain’s best anonymous demographer. We break down the economy’s mesh of hidden subsidies which keep failing cities afloat. Marlowe declares war on the city of Middlesborough. We discuss whether Reform are now unstoppable. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode of nine, I am joined by Joseph, who posted on twitter as MingAutocrat until he got himself hacked.We talk American politics, and Joseph draws out the parallels and differences of Trump and Roosevelt and Nixon and Vance; the myth of FDR; media and historical imagination; the prospects for the American left This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode eight of “Anon and I”, I am joined by Theodoric to discuss the Netherlands, in which he explains his theory that Holland is Europe’s most futuristic country: any trend that emerges there will appear in your country a decade later.Listen to learn: why some Dutchmen refuse to speak Dutch; about microfactionalism in Dutch politics; who is the black Eva Vlaardingerbroek; why every Dutch politician is secretly planning to escape; why the system cannot reform itself; how to pray in Gothic. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode seven, I am joined by CJ, one of the most enlightening commentators on the realities facing British local government. Listen to learn how to get a council house; why trying to create Affordable housing makes housing unaffordable; How claimants are shopping between local authorities; Why politicians can’t grasp second-order effects; And why your council is doomed.CJ’s article on the funding of social housing can be found here This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode six, I am joined by “Jew and a Half Men” on the day of a terror attack that left three dead at a synagogue in Manchester. In the first half of the podcast, my guest tries to describe what life is like in Israel beyond the frame of the Arab-Israeli conflict, and he does his best to explain domestic politics and the iron grip of Netenyahu. In the second half, we talk about the life of Jews in Britain, and how Jewish self-perception has changed since 2023. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

Episode five takes a new format: rather than interview an “anon”, I interview a man who usually writes under his own name, anonymously.In this conversation, an anonymous Hong Konger talks about about their city, their nation, and their search for identity. Listen to find out what makes Hong Kong distinctive; how nationalism awakens in the human heart; the difference between mainlanders and Hongkongers; about linguistic beautification; and how to insult a mainlander in CantoneseAlmost everyone I asked for feedback told me that there should be intro/outro music: so enjoy some public domain Tchaikovsky. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In the fourth episode of “Anon and I”, I speak to Iraqi Zoomer “Zoso”. We discuss youth culture in Iraq; the national economy; whether Iraqis are nostalgic for Saddam Hussein, and how they see themselves; gender politics, conspiracy theories and the bloody death of a psychiatrist; Kurdistan in the Western imagination and reality; the Iraqi space programme; America’s last advantage in geopolitics; whether anyone does anything other than watch TikTok; what it is like to be a schoolboy in Baghdad; Zoso’s dramatic involvement in anti-government protests; and how it feels to shoot and be shot at. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In episode three, I am joined by Arctotherium, who gives a dissident history of immigration to the United States. Listen to learn who Americans thought of as “American”; why Americans tolerate Trump’s cryptoscams; the potential and problems of Farage’s Reform Party.You can read more of Arctotherium’s work here This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

In the second episode of “Anon and I”, I am joined by Concrete Horizon to recap the entire history of the World Wide Web in under one hour. Listen to find out why forums died—what a WebRing is—how not to get doxxed—who is behind the worst website on the internet.To correct my guest on one small point, an archive of the BBS system does exist and can be found at www.textfiles.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com

This is episode one of a podcast series I hope to run under the provisional title “Anon and I”. I will be interviewing different anonymous posters, mostly from Twitter. Please excuse any production issues in these early episodes while I work out how to actually record and edit a podcast.Mr S.T.A.R. is an anonymous China scholar who can be found on Substack here, and on Twitter here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit anglology.substack.com