Are You Into Bus Stuff?

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Are You Into Bus Stuff?

The ONLY comedy podcast about traffic deaths --- Hosted by Ben Carneiro and Lucas Reilly of roadway.report

  1. 46

    SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY (OR ELSE)

    We add another 40,000 deaths to the roadway.report. That's over eight columbines per day in 2024.

  2. 45

    Han Chinese Supremacy Ft. Pondless

    Pour one out for local fourth grader, Patrick Case. --- We goon it up with a special guest: Pondless! --- He is Playing Wonderville in Brooklyn on May 2nd. --- Opening Song: "Thank You Robert Moses" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHcGAwEY8tI --- Closing Song: "lacmta" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOi9RwhDFmI--- Homey's website: https://www.itspondless.com/ --- Lucas wanted me to link this Alva Gotby book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/211960934-feeling-at-home. --- NEW MICHIGAN MAP: https://roadway.report/michigan Don't goon alone. There's help out there for you!

  3. 44

    Basketball is a Women's Sport

    New Crash Map: https://roadway.report/north-carolina --- We are not a think-tank. We are just two cool guys, severely addicted to gooning.

  4. 43

    GOONMAXXING

    We discuss the state of the podcast and potential issues with our brand alignment.

  5. 42

    GDOT did 9/11

    Georgia and Ohio deny our public information requests. We cancel Cesar Chavez. We take back the streets in the dead of night.

  6. 41

    A Midsummer Night's Goon

    DON'T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST !!! THEY ARE TRUTH-BOMBING OUR GOON-CAVE !!!

  7. 40

    GOONPOCALYPSE NOW

    Lucas leads a vocal warmup. We talk about kinetic energy, plus some recent high profile traffic deaths. KE Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xasDujRNQz7i9SPggqpBzWxI-_fshKqVO8SxeAlWlNk/edit?usp=sharing

  8. 39

    Fatty Murders Child

    We talk language in media when someone crushes a child with their car.

  9. 38

    LEGALIZE IT

    Just a morally reprehensible episode all around

  10. 37

    Don't Yeetcar My Streetcar Ft. TransitingLA

    We touch on site updates to https://transit.observer and the FTA deleting 25 years of transit data from the National Transit Database --- We have our first guest: John Perry of Transiting Los Angeles (insta, YT @transitingLA) --- We talk to John about Los Angeles and its BONES, its former streetcar networks, histories of urban development, as well of the social and institutional forces which led to the "Bussy-fication" of the city of angels --- Support the homie: https://transitinglosangeles.com/ https://www.patreon.com/cw/transitinglosangeles https://www.youtube.com/@TransitingLA --- There's a song about gooning if you make it to the end.

  11. 36

    MLK DAY EMERGENCY GOON SESH

    We talk about structural racism for 75 minutes. --- Traffic deaths on streets named MLK: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1i1NLhxySSQ22bd-GBJOquQ95WvliPUAJEorE87I-Jto/edit?usp=sharing --- Mapping Inequality redlining: https://dsl.richmond.edu/panorama/redlining --- Driving Jim Crow: https://www.technologystories.org/driving-jim-crow/ --- https://www.ce.washington.edu/files/pdfs/about/Highway-to-inequity.pdf

  12. 35

    Zaddy Zohran "Benghazi" Mamdani

    New Illinois crash map! https://roadway.report/illinois --- Two, count'em TWO bus crashes!!! --- Ben gets us banned from denver --- Data on SCOOTER PERSECUTION by THE FACISTS here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CAdDWpUpRAVfZE-03rph4kGMgdKTx3FwznrmKgY1Gxw/edit?usp=sharing --- This is our first partially MUSICAL episode - and I suspect it won't be our last

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    Gooner on a Scooter

    LET MY PEOPLE GO THE GLOBALISTS WILL FALL THE FASCISTS WILL FALL THE GOONERS WILL BE FREE AND WE WILL SCOOT ON THEIR GRAVES

  15. 32

    Gluten-Free Gumbo

    Use PROMO CODE GOONERWARS for 15% off our dickpills New Florida Injury Map: https://roadway.report/florida

  16. 31

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A JOB! YOU CAN JUST GOON!

    TAKE BACK THE STREETS BE FREE Happy first birthday to the podcast https://roadway.report/new-york - NY State Fatal (2001-2023) & Serious Injury (2010-2024) Crash Map https://roadway.report/pennsylvania - Pennsylvania (2001-2023) Fatal & Serious Injury (2005-2024) Crash Map

  17. 30

    Cream Boy's Revenge

    WARNING: This podcast is JAM-PACKED full of riffs. Not suitable for losers New Car Crash Maps roadway.report/texas roadway.report/california

  18. 29

    ALT-GOON PATRIOTS VS. EVIL RAT EMPIRE

    #goonerarmystrong New and improved roadway safety map for colorado: roadway.report/colorado

  19. 28

    Fifty Percent of Pedestrians are Homeless

    And that's why it's OK to hit them with your car --- Travis County traffic deaths during "Vision Zero": https://roadway.report/county_dashboard/48453

  20. 27

    The Bloomin Onion Incident

    We talk about how MADD is a front for BIG CAR --- Jerry Seinfeld and Alex Jones pop in for a visit --- Northernmost traffic death: https://roadway.report/accidents/2006020057/ --- Southernmost traffic death https://roadway.report/accidents/2012150066/ --- Thinktank pieces galore https://www.google.com/search?q=jonathan+morrison+nhtsa

  21. 26

    CIA // NSA // YOU WON'T MAKE MY CHILDREN GAY

    THEY ARE TRUTH BOMBING OUR GOON CAVE

  22. 25

    The 9/11 Christmas Special

    We pour one out for the 307 Nine-Elevens of Americans killed by cars since 9/11 Also the 680 nine-elevens of roadway deaths now available at roadway.report Additionally the nine-elevensworth of roadway deaths that continue to occur every month in the USA. This episode is low key horrible

  23. 24

    The Babe Ruth of Podcasting

    Take back the streets in the dead of night. Block the roads. Be free. Don't let the government tell you what to do!

  24. 23

    THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR TRUCKS

    Yes, WAITER? My GAY SON is running low on SWEET VERMOUTH.

  25. 22

    #GOONERARMYSTRONG

    Flavor-blasting the truth, straight into your dick

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    18 Cyclists (And Other High Scores)

    This week we talk juicy bussy and even juicier roadway deaths. Links from this week + crash ID's of respective leaderboards https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qEdC2jVQv6_SqpmVZ0Vo3QLQRdkCN0urdDS4HmH0bRY/edit?usp=sharing

  28. 19

    NO, YOU GET OUT OF THE ROAD!

    Oink for it, pigboy

  29. 18

    TOP SECRET TRUTHBOMB

    AN ARMY OF GOONERS WILL TAKE BACK THE STREETS

  30. 17

    Scooters Don't Kill People

    This one's a fuckin doozy Boo-Boo Jimmerson Obit: https://www.legacy.com/funeral-homes/obituaries/name/raymond-jimmerson-obituary?pid=190403935&v=batesville&view=guestbook&page=2 Brooklyn Problems: https://collive.com/the-day-my-son-was-struck-by-an-electric-scooter/

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    Alexander Jones-ilton

    We discuss streetcar networks in Austin, Denver. See the maps https://denverurbanism.com/2017/08/the-history-of-denvers-streetcars-and-their-routes.html https://preview.redd.it/spyfnqp1nl341.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e5e20cca283b4b74e79dcc9018b3ac1c4da7918e Ben gets all mad about public space. We also talk college sports as government policy at the end.

  33. 14

    Craw-DOs and Craw-DON'Ts

    some musings on transit while looking at the NTD data explorer - https://transit.observer

  34. 13

    HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR

    DO IT t-shirts roadwayreport.printify.me

  35. 12

    ROCK BOTTOM

    THE GOONER ARMY IS STRONG WE WILL RECOVER Links from this week's discussions Roadway Deaths Per Capita (USA 2001-2022) https://roadway.report/population Pedestrian / Bike Deaths Per Capita (USA 2001-2022) https://roadway.report/population_nonmotorist Reddit Crash Scraper https://roadway.report/reddit

  36. 11

    THE THING ABOUT JAZZ

    Is you've gotta have RHYTHM! Maps from today's episode https://censusmaps.org/testmap (Population Density 2023) https://censusmaps.org/median_income (Median Household Income 2023)

  37. 10

    Boomer Gooner

    Don't let CHINA hear this one!

  38. 9

    Legalize Drunk Scooting

    A GOON ARMY MANIFESTO --- THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SILENCE US

  39. 8

    Enter Jazzman

    This podcast may contain goofs, bits, riffs, jokes, and humorous moments

  40. 7

    ASSEMBLE THE GOON ARMY

    THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T STOP THE TRUTH

  41. 6

    Car Crash Christmas

    You're gonna need a license for that gumbo

  42. 5

    Keep Austin GOONING

    This week we touch on zoning, redlining, and white supremacy in public policy

  43. 4

    Electric Bussy

    Enter the goon cave with us

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The ONLY comedy podcast about traffic deaths --- Hosted by Ben Carneiro and Lucas Reilly of roadway.report

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