PODCAST · comedy
Athletic Aesthetics
by Athletic Aesthetics
A sports (ish) podcast where we rate your favorite Major League hotties on the way they look, not on the way they play.
-
19
Episode 15 // New Jersey Devils: Housewives & Hughes Brothers
Hi, friends! We made it to episode F I F T E E N! The penultimate episode of season one. This week we're in New Jersey (please go back and re-read that with the appropriate accent, okay?) and ONCE AGAIN we couldn't help ourselves, we had a little Bravo TV x NHL crossover! (Call us, Andy Cohen, okay?) Thanks for listening all season! We love you guys! See you soon for our season one finale! Find us on Instagram: @athletic_aestheticspodcast
-
18
Episode 14 // Dallas Stars: This ain't Texas...or is it?
SADDLE COWBOYS AND GIRLS, WE'RE HEADED TO DALLAS FOR EPISODE 14! Turns out some of these Stars did bring the heat! This week's episode sounds like we recorded it in a tin can (we didn't), is speedy quick (we were hungry), and is one of our last episodes of Season 1. This has been such a fun and chaotic 4.5 months for us, and we appreciate you all listening so endlessly. So on that note...let's get it going in Texas this week with the Dallas Stars! FIND US ON INSTAGRAM: @athletic_aestheticspodcast
-
17
Episode 13 // Boston Bruins: Forget wicked smaht...these boys are wicked haht!
We're shipping up to Boston this week to check out some east coast hotties! Turns out the Bruins are celebrating their centennial season by keeping it 100...in the looks department! Lucky number 13? Check! Hot fisherman vibes? Check! Exceptionally attractive goalie tandem? Double check! Happy (Athletic Aesthetics) Sway Day to all who celebrate! Come find us on Instagram: @athletic_aestheticspodcast
-
16
Episode 12 // San Jose Sharks: The (Bebe) Shark Tank
WE'RE BACKKKKKK AND IN SAN JOSE THIS WEEK! Listen, San Jose was cute. It was fun. It was easy peasy lemon squeezy. Who said swimming with Sharks was scary, anyway?! Jump into the shark tank with us and let's talk hotties! Find us on Instagram: @athletic_aestheticspodcast
-
15
Episode 11 // New York Rangers: It's Britney...oops, we mean Madison Square Garden, bitch
Episode eleven time and we are headed to the city of dreams to talk the New York Rangers! We will certainly be dreaming of some of these hotties! It's the Rangers...Madison Square Garden...the city that never sleeps! Where you can grab a New York slice at Michael Scott's favorite pizza joint...the famous Sbarro's! So anyways, on that note...we give you some NYC hotties! Find us on instagram: @athleticaestheticspod And as always, thank you for listening! Love ya! Mean it!
-
14
Episode 10 // Philadelphia Flyers: Broad Street Hotties or Broad Street Notties?
Another week, another episode! This might be episode ten but there were no tens in sight in Philly...we struggled our way through this team. THEY'RE NO SIDNEY CROSBY, OKAY?! Anyways...new drinking game if you're down? Take a shot every time Emma mentions Sidney Crosby...starting from this description! Good luck with that...and see you next week in New York! Love you! Mean it! Find us on Instagram: @athletic_aestheticspodcast And on TikTok: @athletic_aestheticspod
-
13
Episode 9 // Vegas Golden Knights: If we get on our knees, will you knight us?
Hi, friends! We're in Sin City for episode N I N E checking out the Vegas Golden Knights! Will the 2022-2023 Stanley Cup Champ also be a Manley Cup contender?! Come hang with us and find out! The hockey hotties are HOTTIE-ING lately, that's for sure! Find us on Instagram: @athletic_aestheticspodcast And headed soon to TikTok! @athletic_aestheticspod
-
12
Episode 8 // Calgary Flames: We're flame-girling for the Flames
We're back after a little break for episode E I G H T where we head to Calgary to check out the man meat in Cowtown... Turns out these Flames are ON FIRE...and we loved it! Come hang with us on Instagram @athletic_aestheticspodcast and let us know which Flames you're flame-girling over this week!
-
11
Episode Schedule Update!
Hi friends! We are dropping by quickly to say that we are taking a bye week this week thanks to a DETROIT LIONS PLAYOFF WIN! We'll see you next week with a couple episodes to catch up! LET'S GO LIONS!
-
10
Episode 7 // Pittsburgh Penguins: Christmas is OVER...it’s Cros(by)-mas, babes!
Hi, friends! It's episode seven time and this week we headed to the BURGH to check out some certified hockey hotties™! SIDNEY CROSBY. KRIS LETANG. ERIK KARLSSON. What else could you ask for?! (Turns out, Lee has thoughts on the else you could, in fact, be asking for...) Anyways- MERRY CROS(BY)-MAS TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! Come listen and do an obligatory drool over Sid, the hockey dude who started this whole hottie obsession in 2005 from a poster on Emma's bedroom wall. Weird? No? Cool, thanks! Catch us on Instagram @athletic_aestheticspodcast P.S. HI COURTNEY, WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU!
-
9
Episode 6 // Nashville Predators: Get your hockey-tonk on!
Happy 2024 - we're ringing in the new year with the hockey hotties from Smashville! Come hang with us as we rate the Nashville Predators this week...and Lee breaks out in the occasional song and dance! (He had to, really...it IS Music City after all!) Some of our favorites this week were Roman Josi, Ryan O'Reilly, and Filip Forsberg; who are yours?! (And if you know you know...there was even a Thor Bradley/TikTok lumberjack mention!) Come find us on Instagram over @athletic_aestheticspodcast Byeeeeee!
-
8
BONUS: The Manley Cup Playoffs
Surpriseeeeee! It's us! Have you heard us mention the Manley Cup once or twice (or ten...) times so far?! Not to be confused with the Stanley Cup (because that's for people who rate on the way they PLAY!), the Manley Cup is getting awarded to the hottest team in the National Hottie League! We want to catch up with you quickly and talk about how we're dividing up the league, a fun little interactive thing we have planned, and just say hi, of course! See y'all next week when we head to Smashville...but for now, start dreaming up YOUR National Hottie League fantasy all star team! Love you! Mean it! -AA (find us on IG @athletic_aestheticspodcast)
-
7
Happy Holidays from Athletic Aesthetics!
WE LOVE YOU GUYS! We're quiet this week while we celebrate the holidays and get ready for 2024, but we couldn't skip dropping by to say hi! When we get back in January, get ready to talk: Nashville Predators (Smashville, anyone?) Pittsburgh Penguins (CROSBY, THE OG MILLENIAL HOCKEY HOTTIE) Calgary Flames (Hi, Huby!) Philadelphia Flyers (Gritty city, baby) Las Vegas Golden Knights (Stanley Cup...headed for a Manly Cup?!) HAPPY HOLIDAYS to you and your family, we are so thankful for you! See you next week, friends! Find us on instagram @athletic_aestheticspodcast
-
6
Episode 5 // Colorado Avalanche: Rocky Mountain Hotties
The mountains are calling, and we must go! We are headed to Denver for episode F I V E this week, to check out (literally) the Colorado Avalanche! The altitude had us feeling a LITTLE light-headed...or maybe that was just the scenic hockey dude views? Anyways...thank you so much for listening! We love you guys! We're obsessed with you guys! Come find us on Instagram @athletic_aestheticspodcast and hang out!
-
5
Episode 4 // Montreal Canadiens: More to offer than bomb ass steak seasoning?!
Week F O U R, fellow hottie enthusiasts! We're headed to Montreal, home of some bomb a** steak seasoning AND some hockey hotties! (Well, a few hotties anyways...) Thanks for listening, we are obsessed with you guys! Find us on Instagram at: @athletic_aestheticspodcast
-
4
Episode 3 // Arizona Coyotes: Desert Tempe-tation
Are we finally getting the hang of this?! It feels like we MIGHT be! Come hang out with us for episode three while we decide what's hotter in Arizona- the weather...or the hockey players?! Thanks for listening! You can find us on Instagram at: @athletic_aestheticspodcast
-
3
Episode 2 // Toronto Maple Leafs: H.O.T in the T.O.
It's week T W O over here at Athletic Aesthetics: The National Hottie League edition and we're headed to Toronto to check out (literally) the Maple Leafs! Turns out Toronto didn't QUITE deliver the hotties we were hoping for, but we did get a chance to talk a little: Drake//Views (From the 6) Alanis Morissette Emma not knowing the correct Tie/Max Domi relationship (LOL) And whether bare ankles are the new rolled up sleeve forearm?! LOTS of hot takes this week, multiple nine ratings, and even a TEN! Let us know which ratings you agree (or disagree) most with! We can't say it enough: thank you SO much for listening to our little hobby. It has been so much fun finally releasing episodes and hearing your thoughts. You guys are cool as shit! Come find us on Instagram to see the players we're talking about in this episode, some extra pictures we thought needed to be seen, and to send us your thoughts at: @athletic_aestheticspodcast See ya next week when we talk ARIZONA COYOTES!
-
2
Episodes 2-5 Teams!
Surprise! We're announcing the teams we're rating for episodes 2-5! 11/29 - Toronto Maple Leafs 12/6 - Arizona Coyotes 12/13 - Montreal Canadiens 12/20 - Colorado Avalanche
-
1
Episode 1 // Detroit Red Wings: Get in loser, we're going to Hockeytown!
It's. Time. Welcome to our silly little passion project, Athletic Aesthetics THE PODCAST. We're rating all your favorite athletes on the way they look, not the way they play! This week for our very first episode, we are talking all things major league hockey hottie in our hometown of Detroit...a little place we like to call HOCKEYTOWN. We can't believe we actually pulled off a first episode...it's been eight months in the making! Thanks for listening...and come find us on Instagram! @athletic_aestheticspodcast
We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.
No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.
No topics indexed yet for this podcast.
Loading reviews...
ABOUT THIS SHOW
A sports (ish) podcast where we rate your favorite Major League hotties on the way they look, not on the way they play.
HOSTED BY
Athletic Aesthetics
CATEGORIES
Loading similar podcasts...