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Attractioneers

Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take you on a tour through the buckwild world of themed entertainment.

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    Ep. 13 - Sega & Sanrio

    Chelsea and Sean talk about their experience at House Sonic and House Hello Kitty, AKA Sega Joypolis and Sanrio Puroland. ----------Follow us on Bluesky: @[email protected]@Attractioneers.bsky.socialCover art by Aprilyn Cunanan: @sheeprilyn.bsky.socialThemes by Jacob Strick:@jacobstrick.bsky.social

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    Ep. 12 - Tokyo DisneySea

    Sean and Chelsea definitely JUST got back from Japan and rushed to the podcasting machine to tell you all about their time at Tokyo DisneySea

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    Ep. 11 - LA Haunts 2024

    Chelsea and Sean return from a long slumber for a belated Halloween even discussion. Thrills, Chills and a third scary thing await in this dive into 2024's LA haunts. ---------- Follow us on Bluesky: @Attractioneers.bsky.social Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan: @sheeprilyn.bsky.social Themes by Jacob Strick: @jacobstrick.bsky.social

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    Ep. 10 - Popcorn at Disney

    Wet Willy and the Corn Queen talk about popcorn farts, souvenir buckets and whatever the hell hot dog popcorn is. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 9 - Universal Studio Tour/Tram 60th Anniversary

    Sean and Chelsea discuss getting pissed on by Universal rides, the mid nature of the Studio Tour and how much Sean hates Fast and the Furious. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 8 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (with Kevin Kalbfeld)

    Theme park designer Kevin Kalbfeld (@Kevinkalbfelddesigns) joins to talk about why The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is so dang good. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Themes and audio engineering by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 7 - Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (with Jane Mahoney)

    Local Peter Pan freak Jane Mahoney (@ItsJaneMahoney) goes to toad hell with Chelsea and Sean. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 6 - Pirates of the Caribbean (with Kris Dobbins)

    Kris Dobbins (@C_Dobbins) joins the Attractioneers to talk Berms, Bromine and Pirates of the Caribbean. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 5 - Omega Mart

    Chelsea and Sean discuss all the fine products you can find at your local Omega Mart. Nothing weird here! Everything is f̵̘̮̜̩̟̫̋́̒́i̴̛̯̓́͘͝n̸̜̣͕̣͖̮̎̅e̶̢͉̭̪͆̎̃͆͂̓! Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 4 - Super Nintendo World

    Sean and Chelsea discuss Super Nintendo World in Hollywood. Also, Chelsea coins the phrase "Skin Characters." Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 3 - Jungle Cruise

    Chelsea and Sean drink the Jungle Cruise water and ask the important questions, like "how does Jungle Cruise smell?" Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 2 - Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge

    Chelsea and Sean talk about Disneyland's greatest attraction, the Obelisk of Galaxy's Edge. Also the rest of Galaxy's Edge, but that's not as important as the Obelisk. (EDITOR'S NOTE: There were still some audio issues, specifically echo in the back half, apologies!) Socialize with these Bantha farmers: Follow Sean: @Sean8UrSon (bluesky) Follow Chelsea: @ChelcCruzy (Twitter) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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    Ep. 1 - Haunted Mansion

    In the premiere episode of Attractioneers, Chelsea and Sean talk about their favorite attraction, Disneyland's Haunted Mansion. Listen for creaking crypt doors, quaking tombstones and materializing haunts that are... happy?! (EDITOR'S NOTE: Audio may sound a bit off, we attempted to make it sound as good as possible, but we were still figuring out our recording setup, apologies!) Socialize with these grim grinning ghosts: Follow Sean: @Sean8UrSon Follow Chelsea: @ChelcCruzy Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take you on a tour through the buckwild world of themed entertainment.

HOSTED BY

Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Attractioneers have?

Attractioneers currently has 13 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Attractioneers about?

Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take you on a tour through the buckwild world of themed entertainment.

How often does Attractioneers release new episodes?

Attractioneers has 13 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Attractioneers?

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Who hosts Attractioneers?

Attractioneers is created and hosted by Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison.
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