B + H : NEW YORK RAISED US

Send us Fan MailIt's always so random.  This episode B+H cover : Canal Street in summer weather, Mother's Day, The Knicks, Mahjong, Drinking in Public, All the things NYC doormen know, the pre school birthday party scene, B's Bad Mom behavior, socializing with adults when you're insane kids are there, unsolicited advice (ie 'no offense but'), CPG industry, Ozempic at the Met Gala, Love Languages, Dictator : transplants must ensure their kids are New York sports fans.

Send us Fan MailThe usual NY Bullsh*t topics : Canal Street African handbag mafia updates, extendable dog leashes in the city, teachers having affairs with high school students, mediocre private school kids vs mediocre public school kids, new New York City taxes, Door people, Spring Break recap : Disney World review, business ghosting, business flaking, business dating, ChatGPT, breathwork, balance, H's phone is unbalanced, WHY CANT UBERS AND TAXIS PULL OVER TO THE CURB TO LET PASSENGERS IN AND OUT?

Send us Fan MailB + H : you never know what you're going to get.  We cover : Vegas -- pool parties, spray tans, craps tables, luxury travel.  Spring in New York City -- pedestrian traffic, the ice cream man, shirtless runners, park bathers.  Clavicular.  Social Media cases. Threads. RIP MTV -- Britney Spears + Catholic School, TRL, Carson Daly.

Send us Fan MailB + H catch up on NYC half marathons, schlepping a toddler and a baby around Manhattan, very average Lunar New Year and St Patrick's Day parades, and rant about new world/internet slang from 'Boss Bitch' to 'Girl Dad' to 'Head of Biz Dev'. Oh and don't forget 'the Deck'!

Send us Fan MailB + H rants included (but not limited to) on this episode : snow, drinking Owney's on air, nanny nudes, 2026 goals, fundraising, AI destroying the world, New York City school anxieties starting at age 3.  Cheers!

Send us Fan MailThe more things change the more they stay the same - In the first episode of 2026 we get a plethora of random topics... B + H cover New York's most recent snow storm, the toxic 24 hour news cycle and the deterioration of humanity, hate on Miami, pontificate on private capital influx into consumer product goods, snow etiquette and more!  2026 Goal : get it together with this show.

Send us Fan MailB + H recap loosely recap 2025 amidst end of year holiday chaos and insanity.  End of Season 1.  We did it!

Send us Fan MailB + H talk Xmas parties and traditions, NYC holiday tipping culture, apartment noises, Diddy doc, and Betty Ford.

Send us Fan MailRants + Raves include (but not limited to) : silly dining experiences, bumper stickers and car decals, flags, 90s streetwear, cool counterculture kids (where are they?), and drug dealing exhibit tix at MoMA.

Send us Fan MailA ride as usual -- B+H cover everything from Thanksgiving to massages, NYC public school physical education of yesteryear (including swim gym! iykyk), stroller strategy on trains and unending NYC road work. Enjoy!

Send us Fan MailB + H typical banter from NYC street sweeper vs car life, new influencer (yuck!) grocery shops, safe spaces, billionaires, and of course - "allies".

Send us Fan MailB + H recap their eventful week - mayoral election, tipsy shopping, big night out for a 40th birthday, H's restaurant phobias and proper etiquette (including doubling up in bathroom stalls), eating at the bar, and a random rant about ozempic (cause why not?).

Send us Fan MailIn typical variety show fashion -- B + H talk kid chaos, stealing goods from 3rd birthday parties, voting in old school booths, and most importantly -- ABOLISHING THE INTERNET.

Send us Fan MailB + H discuss lines at restaurants, OWNEY'S RUM reclamation to the Drennan-Firtle beverage conglomerate, and purge arenas.

Send us Fan MailB + H recap some weekly events plus cover general New York City beef. B argues is keeps the city on top of the world.

Send us Fan MailB + H cover NYC Marathon + Halloween season, big biz, coveted city apartment amenities (including goals), and dog sh*t.

Send us Fan MailB + H reflect on social life, partying and bad behavior coming of age in 1990s New York City.  40s, 22s, cigarettes, dime bags, loft parties, parks, piers, beaches, free cribs. Not to be missed if you're 35-55 and want to feel some nostalgia for your youth.

Send us Fan Mailon this episode B + H question the people of Canal Street, the local 4am bars still standing, the grand theft auto on the Belt Parkway, Manhattan parking garages, and more!

Send us Fan Mailrants include : New York rappers and concerts, the members only nightclub bubble, bad marketing, old school New York bar flies, Levain Bakery.

Send us Fan Maila recap of our week : straight random takes on wellness culture, linkedin, self obsession, toddler birthday parties, new york football, etc.

Send us Fan MailB + H share their 9/11 stories on the 24th anniversary of the attacks.  Sprinkled in some levity too as we are resilient New Yorkers after all.  MAD LOVE.

Send us Fan MailB + H have no clue what they are doing in their unscripted, unedited first ever podcast episode. Check out who they are, what they think their doing with this podcast charade (spoiler : no clue), New York bullshit, rants about random topics from AIM to Zyn. Please stick with us, we'll figure it out.