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Baby Shoes

Alex and Hum are two accomplished, funny, beautiful, and humble professional women, who now spend too much time trapped under babies, scrolling on their phones.What horrors and delights has the algorithm served them while their children sleep? Whose influence are they under this week and what products are they shilling? And what has the internet done to their gorgeous, gorgeous brains?Join these tired (but hot) mums as they dissect the insane products that have popped up on their feeds that week, and dive into this strange online world where tech, branding, psychology and motherhood collide.

  1. 25

    Plug Your Baby In To The Earth

    On the season finale of Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum have saved one the dumbest products for last. How much would you pay for silver sheets to 'ground' your baby? Plus, we're furious at the idea of a 'mummy pooch' (and the fact we're meant to feel bad about it). Thank you for joining us for season 2! This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  2. 24

    A Tote Bag To Put Your Baby In??

    Today on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex can't decide whether wine glasses for your baby are a bad things or a...neutral thing. Plus, capitalism has invented a new way for you to carry your baby for some reason and it's giving Hum the heebie jeebies. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  3. 23

    $30k To Name Your Baby 'Beach Ripley'

    How much would you pay someone to pick a name for your baby? Probably nothing because you're a normal person? Some people are paying $30,000 for a baby name expert to do the honours and the names are insane. Plus, we're mad at a very complicated morning routine, and Hum gets another giant goose. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  4. 22

    We Need To Make Some Retractions

    Here on Baby Shoes, it pains us to say, sometimes something we thought was really, really stupid maybe wasn't such a bad idea. Today, Hum has a retraction, but then also gets madder than she's ever been later in the show. Plus, does your baby need a $120 wooden toy? Maybe! This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  5. 21

    Prenatal Vitamins To Make A Baby Genius

    Baby Shoes is back! And we're ready to discuss our bonkers algorithm. This episode, Alex and Hum break down the vitamin that claims it'll make your kid a genius, are mad about a dad making a cake (kind of?) and give an update on the latest Frida Baby controversy. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  6. 20

    The $60 Scrunchie That Will Make You Hot

    How much would you pay for a knitted scrunchie? $10? $20? $60?? What if it promised to make you hot, even while breastfeeding? Plus, Alex has had an offline experience that has made her mad, when her downstairs neighbours complained about her kids. Baby Shoes will be taking a break over the holidays and will be back in the new year! This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  7. 19

    A Ring Made Of Your Baby’s Teeth

    How much would you need to be paid to cheat on your partner? It's a question Hum and Alex spend an inordinate amount of time discussing this episode, and come up with wildly different answers. Plus, we discuss the trend of getting your kid's baby teeth turned into jewellery, and get mad over a parenting influencer stealing her's kid's fun. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  8. 18

    Where Is Your Umbilical Cord Stump? with Bec Melrose

    Today on Baby Shoes we're joined by comedian, writer and pillow enthusiast/hater, Bec Melrose! She shares with us her birth story (there's a twist), why she bought one of the products we have literally made fun of, and whether she kept the umbilical cord. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  9. 17

    The Mechanical Monster That Pats Your Baby with Becky Lucas

    This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum joined by the hilarious Becky Lucas! She joins us to chat about worms, going insane after having a kid, and how being a mum is the best thing in the world. Plus, we decide whether we need a mechanical arm that pats your baby to sleep, and get very mad at an influencer telling us we need to be more hot. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  10. 16

    Tactical Dad Gear with James Colley

    This week on Baby Shoes, we are thrilled to be joined by our first ever guest, writer and comedian James Colley!  James joins us to share his hatred of performative dads, why anyone would possibly need 'tactical baby gear' and we go deep on the Snoo. Snoo Lady, this one's for you. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  11. 15

    We Can Tell If You Didn't Get Enough Tummy Time

    This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum discuss a Shark Tank invention that actually looks genius? Plus a toy that seriously gives Hum the creeps. And, we're mad at a man for giving us an infuriating suggestion on how to manage our busy lives. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  12. 14

    "Those Are Mother's Crocs"

    Baby Shoes is back for season 2! This week, Alex and Hum discuss the latest innovations in baby shoes, and how babies can be such a pain when it comes to wanting mummy's toys. They also get mad about breast milk ice cream which is, confusingly, not what you might think it is. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.  Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  13. 13

    Baby Shoes Is Back...Tomorrow!

    The (slightly longer than intended) wait is over...Baby Shoes season 2 is back tomorrow! Back sure you're following us to get new episodes as soon as they drop. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  14. 12

    Big Kiwi Is Buying Our Listeners

    It's the season finale of Baby Shoes! And this week, we are handing it over to you, the listeners, and breaking down all the insane products you've sent us. From a sh*tting turtle to more corn play, you have delivered the goods. And don't worry, we'll be back with season 2 in a few weeks! Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  15. 11

    The Toilet That Fits In Your Bag

    This week on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex discuss a portable potty that means your child can poop anywhere, and all you have to do is literally haul around a toilet everywhere you go. Plus, we are mad at a baby spa...or are we? Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  16. 10

    The Back To Work Episode

    This week on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex have a frank conversation about the highs and lows of returning to work, from breastfeeding in the office to solo wee's. Plus, we are mad at an influencer who is trying to tell us that bad thoughts might be making our kids sick. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  17. 9

    Do Not Asphyxiate The Goose

    This week on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex have come across the most disturbing toy they've ever seen, and are bewildered by some foam mats. Plus, is toothpaste evil now?? Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  18. 8

    The $650 Baby Carrier That Has Us Fuming

    Would you spend $12,000 on a baby carrier? What about a much more reasonable $650? All the celebrities are doing it and Hum is convinced. Plus, we're mad at hypocritical lunchbox influencers. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  19. 7

    So We're Just Strapping Vomit Buckets To Our Kids Now

    On today's episode of Baby Shoes, Alex is torn on a product called the 'Chundee' and can you guess what it is? While Hum is confident that 45 different teethers is important for a baby to have. Plus, they're mad at 'gentle parenting'....for dogs. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  20. 6

    Could This Magnesium Oil Really Change Our Life?

    On today's episode of Baby Shoes, Hum definitely doesn't want to buy some baby knee pads to further wrap your child in cotton wool, but Alex is tempted by some magnesium oil that promises to fix almost every single one of her problems. Plus, we are very mad at someone of TikTok and their reasoning for dressing 'old money'. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  21. 5

    We Need To Talk About Cereal Baths Immediately

    Welcome back to Baby Shoes, the podcast about all the crazy shit the internet tells mums to buy for their precious babies, hosted by Alex Lee and Humyara Mahbub. On today's episode, Alex and Hum want to buy a kid's towel that promises to change their life, and a $100 silk pillow case for a baby. Plus, we delve into the distressing world a cereal baths. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  22. 4

    The Siren Song of the Stapelstein

    Welcome back to Baby Shoes, the podcast about all the crazy shit the internet tells mums to buy for their precious babies, hosted by Alex Lee and Humyara Mahbub. On today's episode, Alex and Hum discuss colourful German domes of plastic that cost more than our rent (but we still kinda want??) and an alternative way to get your kid to brush their teeth. Plus, a play centre in China that straddles the line between fun and industrial productivity. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  23. 3

    Would You Treat Your Baby Like A Hamster?

    This is Baby Shoes, the podcast about all the crazy shit the internet tells mums to buy for their precious babies, hosted by Alex Lee and Humyara Mahbub. On today's episode, Hum is freaked out by a camera that literally follows your baby around, and Alex wants to buy a very stupid piece of luggage for her kids. Plus, we can't decide whether setting up your kid's cot like they're a hamster is insane or genius. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  24. 2

    Why Does My Baby Have More Expensive Shoes Than Me

    Welcome to Baby Shoes! The podcast about all the crazy shit the internet tells mums to buy for their precious babies, hosted by Alex Lee and Humyara Mahbub. On episode one, Alex and Hum dissect a product called Windi The Gasspasser, which is a cult product which is shocking to say the least. Plus, Hum's baby needs shoes and wants to know, why is buying the right shoes such a hard decision to make?? Also, we're mad at an influencer who thinks it's a good idea to let your baby jump off buildings and touch snakes. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Theme song by Tom Cardy Partnership Enquiries: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Alex and Hum are two accomplished, funny, beautiful, and humble professional women, who now spend too much time trapped under babies, scrolling on their phones.What horrors and delights has the algorithm served them while their children sleep? Whose influence are they under this week and what products are they shilling? And what has the internet done to their gorgeous, gorgeous brains?Join these tired (but hot) mums as they dissect the insane products that have popped up on their feeds that week, and dive into this strange online world where tech, branding, psychology and motherhood collide.

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Alex Lee and Humyara Mahbub

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Alex and Hum are two accomplished, funny, beautiful, and humble professional women, who now spend too much time trapped under babies, scrolling on their phones.What horrors and delights has the algorithm served them while their children sleep? Whose influence are they under this week and what...

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