Bathroom Time Podcast

Talking about how Uber Eats tricked me, my recent trip to Dublin and how its just bars, as well as some of the amazing sights on the flight there and back

Talking about book clubs, stupid new tax ideas, and my suggestion for how to stop phone thefts in London...

Talking about how EVERYTHING has a Wrapped or Wrap-Up year-in-review thing, a story about Cash4Gold, and how heartbroken you'd be if a dog didn't choose you...

Talking about the lady taking over my chair at the theatre, the Christmas Spirit and an up-coming Christmas Fair, how K-Pop boy band idols all look like women, and how a group of men all practicing the same dance moves together in front of the mirror might be the least manly thing in the world.

Talking about Starmer covering for China, the awful Digital ID idea, L'Oreal's advert being NOTHING about shampoo, and fat people in America who need to be cut out of their houses.

Talking about the trip to Ibiza, the things still left to do, and how there is no way I'm helping on a plane that is going down.

Back after a hiatus! Talking about recent stress from work, an up-coming trip to Ibiza, some previous nights out, and the movie K-Shop (and how its definitely kinda true...)

Back after some dark times! Talking about the problems people are having with Ozempic (surprise, surprise), and how women will put literally ANYTHING on their face if they think it will make them look younger...

Talking about my last few weeks, strange gay books, people's smells, and celebrities falling from grace

Talking about the fire this morning, a work event where the girls couldn't join in properly, LinkedIn show-offs, and Lesbian dynamics.

Talking about a new listener from Azerbaijan, how I'm quiting McDonalds, an awful vegetarian BBQ, and what if your kid is a nerd....

Talking about my new headphones and strange 'science' about things in butts.....

Talking about getting flies in my eyes, the push for women's sports and them being supported by the men's leagues, shoes that smash toes together, and those awful 'experience days' as children...

Talking about the homeless guy, Prince Harry being awful as usual, the NHS offering Ozempic to lazy people, and strange decisions from Lidl and Sumsung...

Talking about Apple Watches being a waste of money, headscarves, and my idea about how the book Catch-22 is so boring that even trying to finish it is a catch-22....

Talking about TfL's stupidly expensive and unnecessary renaming of parts of the Overground line...

Talking about improvised toilets, the problem with JUICY pants, and how tattoos are a waste of money.

Talking about bathroom renovations, new rules in beauty contests, North Korean marathons, and strange antics in China

Talking about the weekend, not getting my pint, people who can't amuse themselves, and poetry people being awful

*Sorry, microphone didn't like my shouting* - Talking about work problems, an idea to remove GCSEs due to students' stress, and a guy who got $50 million in the worst way possible.

Talking about 'human incidents' on the train line, the Royal Family being a waste of money, Megan Markle being awful, and 3XL adverts....

Talking about SZA, her new song, and her stolen music video, as well as air ambulances and my new headphones.

Talking about awful coffee and people who pretend to like coffee, my recent Pringles addiction, disabled toilets, and women who want to be more than equal....

Talking about new listeners, an experience on the tube, and how men need a bit of happiness in their lives.

Talking about French things, recognising nationality, an how McDonalds is awful now.

Talking about alcohol-free alcohol, Ozempic showing that the fat acceptance movement was load of nonsense, my idea for a great TV show, and wigs..

Talking about strange behaviour in a Curry restaurant, 'Theydon Boyz', the Kersal Massive and the philosophical wisdom from Ginger Joe.

Talking about the real origin of the word 'pussy', musical movies and musical gangs, and how brave you have to be to use a Glory Hole...

Talking about people who take pictures of sports cars, the recent 'grooming gangs' issues in the UK, and the fires in LA.

Talking about the mental gymnastics some people will do when talking about obesity, how we are getting closer to sorting the house out, and how shoes today don't look good.

Talking about Dr Who being awful, how the UK cannot have vending machines, and the crime rate in Cleveland.

Talking about cutting down on alcohol, a tragic story about lads doing balloons while driving, and how humans are so fragile.

Talking about 'strong independent women' just being normal adults, people who put items back on the wrong shelves at the supermarket, and why black leather shoes and jeans is no-go territory.

Talking about people getting arrested just for Tweets, people who put up far too many Christmas lights, and how all the new Rainbow Flags looks ugly..

Talking about page 3 girls, stupid proposals, Biden pardoning Hunter despite the crimes, and me going too deep at the work Christmas Party.

Talking about people who spike drinks, how no one cares about men, the most ridiculous birthday, how women cannot use money sensibly, and the woman with no birth certificate.

Talking about poor WiFi, high-tops and shorts, and why humans take so long to develop compared to animals.

Happy Birthday, we are 1 year old! 🥳 Talking about pulling pints at home, a disaster with the drains, and how RomComs are just soft-core p*rn for women..

Talking about people going insane because Trump won, my new yard, 'post-nut clarity' is real, and wondering what people with BBLs will look like when they are older.

Talking about nearly being eaten by a bear, bad drivers, needing an app for Tokyo Disney, and the US Elections.

Talking about my recent trip to Japan, wearing a Kimono, bad traditions, Koolish ice-cream, and futuristic toilets.

Talking about a rave where people thought we were undercover cops, and how if you don't a little bit hate your friends sometimes you ain't sh*t.

Talking about cool toys as an adult, how kids destroy your house, seatbelts on buses, and some recent 'terrorism'...

Talking about LinkedIn making strange recommendations, how Kentish Town station is STILL not open, and my up-coming trip!

Talking about a wild story I heard about a Dominatrix and people who like getting kicked in the nuts...

50th episode! Thanks to all listeners :) Talking about how women can't wait until the end.

Talking about Central Cee being awful, how Grime music has changed for the worst, Papua New Guinea, and international languages.

Talking about a recent insight into the female mind, differences between men & women, and how 'reduced fat' food = 'reduced taste'...

Talking about being interrupted on the toilet, an adventure to explore the abandoned house next door, and why we love abandoned buildings & ruins so much

Talking about the end of the Paris Olympics, the next 'woke-lympics' in LA, awful BBC coverage, and the recent 'riots' in the UK..