Be Gay Solve Crimes

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're leapfrogging right into Inspector Gadget 2! The one with the Girl Inspector Gadget, who looks remarkably like a friend of ours. Join us on the goopiest episode yet as we introduce you all to our new beloved cyborg co-host Robo-Nova, wade into a whole new world of viscous hot pink gunge to pick apart exactly in what ways a movie can be racist towards a car, and Mia interrogates Lucy about a mystery piercing... If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, drop what you're doing right now and head on over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot and Nancy Drew! Join us there next time as we take on Nick Valentine from Fallout 4! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and their local librarian Lucy.

On this extra special Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're investigating the beloved all-american classic Nancy Drew, joined by our own beloved american class act and dear dear friend Victoria Scott, host of the podcast Tran Girlismo! Specifically, we're covering the 2007 eponymous film that literally none of us remembers existing. Join us as we give ourselves Precocious Darling Dysphoria, take turns dunking on a leather-jacketed 12-year-old boy who is somehow already locked on the path to getting Me Tooed, and Nova and Lucy get into an escalating arms race that threatens their very sanity. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  You can also follow Be Gay Solve Crimes on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the BGSC team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. Next week, Mia will be back with us for Inspector Gadget 2! 

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, things are finally getting Swedish round here as we dig out the files on Stieg Larsson's posthumous novel Men Who Hate Women, and its two separate film adaptations; The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. But which one are we watching, I hear you ask?  Yes. Could we have planned this better? Yes. Join us for a Scandinavian smorgasbord where Lucy gets pretty convinced that the layout of chess pieces is key to unlocking the mystery, Nova takes us on a much needed detour to a tranquil oasis spa retreat, and Mia keeps everyone afloat by revealing her unfiltered Swedish accent in all its glory. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, drop what you're doing right now and head on over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot.  Next time, we'll be watching Nancy Drew (2007) with our first special guest Victoria Scott, automotive journalist, photographer extraordinaire, and host of the wonderful podcast Tran Girlismo!  The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and their local librarian Lucy.    

On this Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we blow the lid on a 30 year old case by analysing the classic Simpsons two parter 'Who Shot Mr Burns?' "But wait, I thought it was the baby?" Oh ho, my friend, I'm afraid you could not be wrongerer. Join us for an unexpected jazz extravaganza as we tap-dance over the minefield of Nova's competing podcast contractual obligations, wax nostalgic over the queen of our hearts Waylon Smithers, and Lucy goes a bit Pepe Silvia digging into the dark Lynchian underbelly of Springfield's suburbia to determine once and for all just how guilty Maggie Simpson is. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far. You can also follow Be Gay Solve Crimes on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the BGSC team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy.

Bonjour, détectives! This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we bring in Commissaire Jules Maigret for some much needed gender questioning. Specifically, the Georges Simenon novella Maigret and the Dead Girl, for which the best on-screen adaptation unfortunately stars the most Brought-In-For-Questioning actor we've yet encountered. Oui, nous regrettons tout. We've watched it so you don't have to. Join us as investigate the Saddest Detective In The World. A man with the lungs of a twelve year old. A man who isn't sure what a pipe is, let alone how to get rid of his own. A man who, if the subtitles that we very legally downloaded are to be believed, sure knows how to choke every last drop of gravy out of the head of his duck (???) For more Be Gay Solve Crimes, check out our patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode every fortnight, including our past bonus episodes on Disco Elysium, Silence of the Lambs, and LA Noire! Next week, we're cracking open an old case with the girls to ask whether they really got the right culprit in the classic two-part Simpsons episode Who Shot Mr Burns. Follow us on Bluesky and Twitter. The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy.   

What? You thought Be Gay Solve Crimes were gonna take our sweet time getting round to this? You think we'd tease you like that? We've never been more serious about anything in our goddamn lives. That's right. You've waited long enough. It's time for L.A. Noire. It's like regular noir, but it has an e on the end because it's for girls. If you want access to the full episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for £5 a month you'll get access to all our bonus episodes, past and future (including Disco Elysium and Silence of the Lambs).

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we turn our interrogation lamp directly in the face of Miss Jane Marple. Specifically the achingly gay 2005 ITV adaptation of A Murder Is Announced. Join us as we give ourselves crippling 1940s Woman Dysphoria, watch the butchest of butch lesbians Spank The Hogs, and learn just how incestuous UK casting decisions can get. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes more frequently, subscribe to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you'll gain access to all of our future bonus episodes, as well as our two current bonus episodes on Disco Elysium and Silence of the Lambs. Be Gay Solve Crimes is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian, Lucy.  Follow us on Bluesky and Twitter.  

On this week's Bonus Episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we take a leaf out of the late great Hannibal Lecter's book and, tongues firmly in our cheeks, attempt to pin down that most curious of transphobic shapeshifters, Silence of the Lambs (1991). Available in full right now on our Patreon!  Join us next week as we turn our magnifying glasses on Miss Marple in the 2005 ITV adaptation of A Murder Is Announced where we give ourselves crippling 1940s Woman Dysphoria, watch the butchest of butch lesbians spank The Hogs, and learn just how incestuous UK casting decisions can get.

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, our investigation brings us to Hercule Poirot in Death On The Nile (1978). Join us as we hunt down a League of Library Assassins, enlist Butch Maggie Smith to help us finally make the switch to injections, and watch Angela Lansbury down a crocodilian cocktail* to appease Sobek, God of Semen. *A croc-tail, if you will.** **We won't. For more Be Gay Solve Crimes, check out our Patreon where for as little £5 a month you'll get access to our fortnightly bonus episodes, including last week's episode on Disco Elysium.  Follow us on Bluesky and Twitter for more announcements. Be Gay Solve Crimes is made up of November Kelly (Twitter/Bluesky), Mia Mulder (Youtube/Twitter/Bluesky), and your local librarian Lucy (Twitter/Bluesky). Our logo was created by our beloved Gwen (Twitter/Bluesky), our music was written by Lucy, and our day was made by you.

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes we turn our magnifying glasses on Disco Elysium, setting out to prove once and for all that underneath all his baggage, Harrier du Bois may in fact have been Harrier du Girls all this time.  If you want to hear the full version of this bonus episode, you can find it and all our future bonus episodes on our patreon for as little as £5 a month!

Welcome to our new transfeminine detective podcast! Every episode, Mia Mulder (@Potatopolitics), November Kelly (@postoctobrist), and Lucy From Scotland (@absobloodylucy) interrogate a different piece of detective fiction in hopes of answering the greatest mystery of all: is being a detective a kind of trans? For our first episode, we are proud to present a truly inexplicable 1940s Sherlock Holmes adaptation: The Woman in Green. Featuring hypnotism, cannabis, and laws against fat people. Elementary, my dear listener. If you like this episode, we will be releasing bonus episodes on our Patreon, starting very soon with perhaps the most transgender detective fiction of all: Disco Elysium.