Bed Moms Podcast

Two exhausted moms attempt to give life advice while openly admitting they're also winging everything. This week: surviving back-to-work anxiety, navigating crunchy vs. silky mom friendships, and why Sarah sang for 6 straight hours after Ophelia's heart surgery. Plus, why everything really is just a phase - even when it doesn't feel like it.No expertise here, just solidarity, dark humor, and the gentle reminder that you're already doing better than you think. Come for the questionable advice, stay for the judgment-free chaos.

Rachann shares the wildest 23andMe story you've ever heard - complete with mysterious Facebook messages, family secrets, and ugly crying on NYC streets. Then we pivot to "Would You Rather: Daddy Edition" ranking everyone from Pedro Pascal to Bravo House Husbands. The emotional whiplash is real and we're not okay.

This week, the Bed Moms discuss two of their favorite topics - crazy ladies and true crime! Join them as they dive a little deeper into the stories behind some of the most notorious female killers.

This week, the Bed Moms discuss Mother’s Day and the very different emotions it brings up for both of them. They also play “Would You Rather” with celebrity moms!

This week the Bed Moms discuss Sarah’s recent trip to visit Rachann in NYC. They also talk about Gabor Maté (again, because they simply can’t get enough), Katy Perry’s hilariously bad new tour, and the enigma that is old men.

In this special edition episode, Bed Moms is transformed into a game show parody of "The Newlywed Game" with their husbands Dantley and Alex as contestants. With host "Jack Mehoff" guiding them, the couples test how well they really know each other throughout this Christmas-themed episode (recorded in April, of course).

This week the Bed Moms recap their friends’ beautiful wedding in Marfa! They also discuss women in space, Rachel Zegler, people who look like they should have tails, and Sarah’s grotesque feet.

This week the gals discuss how simultaneously raising children while reconnecting with their inner child shapes parenting approaches and much more. They also dive into the latest with Chappell Moan.

This week we continue our beautiful conversation with Rob Gorski, as he shares even more words of wisdom with us from the vantage point of having adult children living with autism.

This week we welcome Rob Gorski, host of The Autism Dad and solo father to three sons on the autism spectrum. We discuss the challenges and triumphs of parenting children with disabilities, emphasizing the importance of self-care, emotional honesty, and community support. Rob shares his journey from personal grief to becoming an advocate for other parents, highlighting the need to normalize feelings of frustration and exhaustion. Ultimately, the conversation serves as a reminder that despite the challenges, there is hope and a path forward.

This week, we dive into the fantasy we've ALL had: what if life came with an override button?

Rachann and Sarah recap Ophelia's whimsical and enchanted 5th birthday party, their favorite Real Housewives seasons, their overall unwellness, and have an important conversation about melanoma.

This week we lie down Meredith Jacqueline as she opens up about navigating the complex intersections of sex work and parenting. Join us for an honest conversation about raising children with radical honesty in today's interconnected world.

This week the Bed Moms give their candid thoughts on neurotypical vs. neurodivergent parenting challenges, discuss their darkest fears, and how grateful they are that their children will never be serial killers.

Join the Bed Moms this week as they host their own sick little version of the Academy Awards!

This week Rachann’s partner Alex joins and shares his journey as both a bonus dad to a teen with ASD and bio dad to a wild toddler, offering a refreshing perspective on modern fatherhood, neurodivergent parenting, and the beautiful chaos of blended family life.

Sarah and Rachann dive into their therapy journeys, share their desert island books, and break down the deliciously vengeful story behind Stevie Nicks' "Silver Springs."

This week, Sarah and Rachann sync up their periods...and their mutual disdain for everyone and everything.

This week, Sarah and Rachann talk with Sarah’s best friend, and one of Ophelia’s greatest advocates, Adi. Please enjoy her in all of her hilarious glory.

In this week's episode, we welcome Grace, Sarah's baby sister and Rachann's beloved nanny.

Back from their holiday hiatus Sarah and Rachann return with their family updates and celebrity opinions absolutely no one asked for.

This week Sarah and Rachann have the pleasure of talking with Cailin -- Kris' wife, Sawyer's stepmom, Rachann's life partner, and a fellow Bonnie Grape.

This week Sarah and Rachann climb into bed with Rachann's ex-husband, Kris, a.k.a. The Funniest Man Alive!

This week, in Part Two of their Q&A, Sarah and Rachann finish answering the rest of listener questions.

This week Sarah and Rachann answer all of YOUR burning questions. Please enjoy!

This week Sarah and Rachann have a sit-down with a king among men and Sarah's better half, dantley. (a.k.a. "lowercase d")

This week Sarah and Rachann talk about their first crushes, first loves, and first times. Let’s just say it gets a little spooky. 👻

This week Sarah and Rachann have their first official guest! She’s our biggest fan/bed bug and the Mother of Sarah. Please welcome…Joy!

This week Sarah and Rachann discuss a very inconvenient miscarriage and the highlight of their 2023: Bravocon.

This week Sarah and Rachann touch on the peaches and pits of their pregnancies. They also read Blake Lively for filth and host their first (and most anticlimactic) book club.

This week Rachann and Sarah talk about Rachann's oldest son, Sawyer, and her experience with motherhood. We discuss her fighting for his Autism diagnosis thirteen years ago, and where he's at today.

This week Sarah and Rachann talk about eating their words after clowning on Drake, the Olympic Games, J. Lo's recent unraveling, and they discuss a newly discovered "Bed Moms Curse".

This week Sarah and Rachann finally address the "clit-hanger" from Episode One. We also talk about Rachann's secret admirer, and we dive a little deeper into our kids' diagnoses.

This week Sarah and Rachann dive into their love stories with their respective partners and give a glimpse into what these poor men put up with.

Here we are, guys! Crawl on in to bed with us and get to know us a little better.

Join Sarah & Rachann as they discuss raising their children from the horizontal position. They'll cover parenting children with special needs, relationships, trauma, Bravo TV, and their vow to keep each other from disappearing, all with their disturbing sense of humor.