BEER & BIKINI

Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co.—a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at the store… only to realize right before recording that this badass brew is straight outta Vegas. 🍺💌 So they hit Sin City for a wild ride packed with craft beer, cheeky moments, and just the right amount of naughty fun. From the electric chaos of the Fremont Street Experience—with its mind-blowing 49 million LED lights—to late-night adventures that didn’t disappoint, this trip was anything but tame. J. was more than ready to let loose… and found her favorite stop at Coyote Ugly Saloon—think hot bartenders, loud music, and just enough sass to make you wonder… did the bartender really tell J. "F*ck You" in the most playful way possible? 😉 Speaking of F-you… they stumbled upon cans of this beautiful craft beer at a restaurant—Revision Brewing Company and their bold “Vegas As F*ck IPA”—and it was love at first sip. 🍺🔥 If you’re into craft beer with attitude (and a name that says exactly what you’re thinking 😏), this one’s a must. And don’t worry… this is just Part 1.  Next episdoe they will spill the tea (and cocktails 🍸) on their stay at Resorts World Las Vegas—was it luxe, wild, worth it? You’ll get all the deets. Vegas Round 2 is coming soon—and you know it’s only going to get crazier. 😈  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental from Dogfish Head Brewery. Was it a happy accident—or a full-blown betrayal in a can? 😳 🤡 J. confesses her very strong (and slightly concerning) hatred of clowns… and let’s just say the conversation spirals into some unexpected territory .🌶️ Speaking of unexpected… fetishes come up and suddenly we’re asking: hot tamales… WHERE exactly?! 😏🔥 💬 J. brings the drama with some “Am I The A$$hole?” stories from the internet …and let’s just say… they do NOT hold back on their opinions 😂🍹 Bold takes, bad decisions, and zero filter—just how you like it. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

A. is back at it… and this time, he’s unlocked a whole new level of chaos with Grok 🤖 What started as “just messing around” quickly turns into J. being transformed into some very questionable (and wildly hilarious) photos that definitely push the line between funny and oh my… did you really just do that?! 😂But before the AI mischief even begins… we’ve got the abacus boob shirt 🔢👀 Yep, she shows up wearing it, and A. absolutely cannot handle himself. The beads, the curiosity, the temptation—if you don’t know what we’re talking about, go ahead and Google what an Abacus is… we’ll wait 😏Then we take things to a newer brewery 🍻, where expectations were high for a bold 12% ABV Quad IPA… and wow, what a letdown 😬 Strong? Yes. Good? Not even close. But hey—at least the buzz showed up to save the day 🍺✨To top it all off, J. shares a DM from a listener couple gearing up for their first time at Desire Resorts 👀✈️—after binge-listening to all the Desire episodes and even grabbing J’s new book, "Desire Diaries", on Amazon 📖💋That message sparks the ultimate unfiltered Q&A—and J. has been saving your questions… now she dives in, spills the details, and answers what everyone really wants to know 😏💬So crack open a good craft beer 🍻 (something better than that Quad IPA), get comfy 🛋️, and come laugh, blush, and maybe learn a thing or two 😉 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Have you ever wondered just how naughty Grok AI can get with your photos? 😏 Well… J. is about to find out.In this episode, A spills his secrets on how he’s been playing around with her photos using the latest Grok magic… and let’s just say… things escalate quickly. Is this the Grok + Hustler edition we didn’t know we needed? Buckle up. 🚗💨Meanwhile, we’re keeping things juicy with a boozy showdown: St. Arnold’s Brewing Tropical Boom 🍍 (Triple IPA) vs. Citrus Boom 🍊 — Can J. actually tell the difference… or is it all just craft beer day-drinking at this point?And speaking of… we’re diving into: ☀️ Our favorite places to get perfectly inappropriate levels of day drunk 📅 What’s coming up next on our very important drinking calendar 😂 And the usual unfiltered chaos you’ve come to expect And don’t forget to check out our Beer & Bikini YouTube channel,  where we share some of our favorite places to travel. Don't forget to like and subscribe!Come for the draft beer… stay for the bad decisions. 💋  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’ Swede Dreams—a lingonberry sour that’s tart, juicy, and a little bit dangerous… kinda like that one ex you swore you were done with.And then—out of nowhere—we go full Dateline.Did you know how roadrunners (yes, real ones, not the cartoon) take out their prey?! J. witnessed it live outside her window and is still recovering. Equal parts horrifying and hilarious… you’ve been warned. 😳😂Positions 69 & 71... yea don’t ask questions—just listen… or better yet, grab another craft beer and enjoy the ride. 😏We’re also sending love to our UK listeners—our fastest-growing crew—and let’s just say… trying to learn your slang sent J. into full giggle mode. If you’ve ever gone arse over tit on vacation or called something a load of tosh after a few cocktails… you belong here. 🍻And don’t forget—check out our YouTube channel, Beer and Bikini™, and follow our travels as we crack open craft beer (s), rock hot bikinis, and take you along to some of our favorite places. 🌴🍺👙It’s flirty, it’s fizzy, it’s a little unhinged—and exactly what you need.Hit play… if you can handle it. 🍹🔥 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

 🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉 We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are—Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏 The beer we are celebrating with is Sea Legs Double IPA from Bold Republic Brewing — and WOW… she’s strong, smooth, and dangerously good 🔥We took a road trip to the brewery earlier and fell in love with the whole vibe—killer atmosphere, and a food menu we’re 100% going back for. ✨ We reminisce about how this whole podcast started  and J. is still trying to wrap her head around the fact that people are listening… all over the world!!   💋 Big love to the U.K. for holding down the #1 spot for international listeners last month—y'all rock! 🔥 And in true Beer & Bikini fashion… we talk craft beer, bikinis, boobs, and just the right amount of debauchery to keep things spicy 💋 Cheers to 100 episodes… and whatever chaos comes next.  #BeerAndBikini #Episode100 #CraftBeer #DoubleIPA #BoldRepublic #TexasBreweries #PodcastLife #GirlsWhoDrinkBeer  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂Well… it kind of is.In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults only in Cancun, Mexico.  Rooftop pool twelve floors up, the views were incredible, the beers were ice cold, and J. may or may not have caused a few double-takes while rocking her thong bikini by the pool. 😏But the real highlight? Encountering what can only be described as a very snooty “twaffle.” (Yes… you’ll definitely want to hear this story.)Be sure to watch our full review video on YOUTUBE where you can see the rooftop pool, the resort vibe, and all of J’s bikinis in action. 😏👙 Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without cracking open a great beer. A pops open “The Garys Black Cat” West Coast IPA from Jester King Brewery 🍺 while they relive rooftop laughs, vacation surprises, and that unforgettable Cancun poolside moment.Grab a cold one and join A. & J. for a fun, slightly naughty, totally unfiltered vacation recap. 🍻🌴😎 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic Desire Riviera Maya Resort —  the clothing-optional resort in Mexico — and the stories just keep getting better. In this episode, we continue our naughty little adventure and share the good, the bad, and the slightly indecent moments from our trip… including our thoughts on the new Eden addition to the resort.We also talk about some of the interesting couples we met, the hilarious moments that had us laughing all night, the “boob-greed” glares, and let’s just say… he may or may not have gotten a little extra attention in the jacuzzi. 😉Let’s just put it this way…  we’re already thinking about a return trip.So grab a drink, settle in, and come along for Part 2 of our Desire Riviera Maya Resort.🔥🔥 And don’t forget to grab J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" — the real-life story of their very FIRST trip to Desire Pearl Resort in Mexico.CLICK HERE to get your copy on Amazon in Kindle or Paperback — and see how it all began. 🔥✨Did she really go topless? Were there those “OMG… did that just happen?!” moments?Was it as wild, freeing, and unforgettable as it sounds?You’ll have to read to find out. 😉 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

We finally did it… we made our way back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the iconic, clothing-optional, adults-only playground in the heart of Mexico’s Riviera Maya.And let’s just say… things are not exactly the same. This is only Part #1  because, honestly… there was no way we could fit all the sexy fun into one episode.So grab a drink, loosen up, and come back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort with us. 🔥🔥 And don’t forget to grab J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" — the real-life story of their very FIRST trip to Desire Rivera Maya Pearl in Mexico.CLICK HERE to get your copy on Amazon in Kindle or Paperback — and see how it all began. 🔥✨Did she really go topless? Were there those “OMG… did that just happen?!” moments?Was it as wild, freeing, and unforgettable as it sounds?You’ll have to read to find out. 😉 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines.Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume.  Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low.Cue dramatic violin music.Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely guarantee A. has a headache tomorrow.But don’t worry — A. & J. are not part of that 54%. No Dry January. No “sober curious.” Just beer, beverages, and bad decisions… daily.Then J. shares a few of her favorite Instagram pages: 🍺 @the_real.beer.snob — elite-level chugging with friends 🔥 @murphys_bbq_ — BBQ that looks so good it should be illegal ✈️ @intoxicated_traveler — posts that keep J.  laughing out loudAnd the grand finale?A’.s favorite AI voice page that drops wildly inappropriate phrases like “twat waffle.” It’s immature.  It’s unfiltered. It’s probably sponsored by Advil. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically… rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate debate about just how dangerous those things really are - Dateline, if you’re listening: stiletto murders ;-)~ They’re sipping 512 Brewing’s Seventeen Double IPA from Austin in celebration of the brewery’s 17-year anniversary. J. also shouts out a few of her favorite Instagram accounts—the clever, ridiculous ones that make her laugh way too hard.  J. shares some of the fun Instagram pages they follow, like @beers_and_kayak, @pierced_mug, and @rhompingrhino—they keep her laughing and entertained!Things take a weird turn when A. shares a hilarious story about meeting Mr. Rogers—first as a little kid, then again later in life. J. admits she always thought the whole cardigan thing was… odd. The men in her family wore work boots on the farm, not sweaters. And wait—did you know there’s a rumor that Mr. Rogers was a military sniper? Hmm… rumor or truth? It’s chaotic. It’s spicy. It makes zero sense—and that’s exactly the point. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation?We’re not saying.You’ll just have to listen. This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power outages to wildlife behaving badly and somehow landing on Teletubbies… yet here we are. It’s unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and proof that when everything freezes over, common sense goes right out the window. Grab a drink, brace yourself, and press play.Some stories are better heard than explained. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood. In this episode, they crack open “Peace Be the Journey,” a hazy IPA brewed with coconut and lactose from Martin House Brewing —with a playful nod to the Cool Runnings movie. They also dive into some of their favorite Instagram beer accounts—everything from porch bombs and surprise drops to dancing with beers and full-on reviews on the water. Big shoutouts to @beer_jimmy, @thenieghborh00db33rclub, and @whitey_the_beer_gnome for keeping beer content fun, creative, and way better than the forecast. And yes… you’ll finally hear about the infamous pizza challenge A pulls on J. Let’s just say pizza + boobs = unexpectedly hilarious. Which leads to the very serious question no one asked but everyone needs answered: Should they start a Boobs & Beer page? 🍕🍺😏 Press play. You’ve been warned.   ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

 This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize. They’re answering all the questions you’ve been getting about their travels—from cruising around on the island of Ambergris Caye on golf carts (because that’s just how you do it) to hanging out at overwater bars where you float in the sea and pull a rope so they’ll lower buckets of beer straight to you. Yes, that’s real life. Yes, it’s perfect. Somewhere between the beer and the memories, the conversation takes a sharp—and hilarious—turn into AI. Slightly obsessed with creating AI photos of J. (including the one used to promote this very episode on Instagram), and J. may or may not have been mildly traumatized by how realistic—and ridiculous—they are. Also discussed is whether flashing someone on a podcast is technically a distraction or just part of the brand. Grab a drink and come hang out—this one’s fun, unfiltered, and very on brand. 🍻  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

 Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂 What An F-in Year!A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny bikinis to cold beers and great breweries... reliving all 365 days—laughs, lessons, and a little bit of trouble included. 😉 Grab a drink and come relive it with us. 🍻✨  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES"  📖✨ — the real, unfiltered story of their first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico 🇲🇽 where clothing is optional 👙🚫 and curiosity is strongly encouraged 😏 If you’ve ever wondered what really happens on a first visit… yeah, they’re talking about that 👀.👉📚 Grab your copy: www.MyDesireDiaries.com Things escalate quickly when they crack open a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA, and J immediately starts drooling over it like it’s her first love. She swears it’s just as magical as the very first time… possibly more so. 🍺 Meanwhile, that sky-high ABV sneaks up on A, who gets a little goofy 🤪, a little bold 😎, and just curious enough 🤔 to ask the real holiday question no one else is brave enough to say out loud:  🎄❓ What the hell happened to mistletoe? J, never missing a beat, announces she can absolutely make something that looks like mistletoe 🌿—and she knows exactly where it should be hung 😈 (Hint: it’s not the doorway.) 😉Expect laughs, festive chaos, strong beer decisions, and Christmas cheer with a very adult twist. Pour something stiff, loosen up, and enjoy this boozy, flirty, totally inappropriate holiday episode 🎄🍻😈  www.MyDesireDiaries.com , Desire Riviera Maya, Desire Pearl, Desire Resorts ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night? Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏In this episode, we spill all the tea (and maybe a few cocktails) from our stay at RIU Latino Costa Mujeres, Mexico. Think multiple bikini changes, tipsy laps down the water slides, and the infamous RIU Pink Pool Party—because subtlety was never the goal. 😂Add in some Tupps Brewery Ugly Sweater Ale, holiday heat, and a whole lot of Mexico-inspired banter, and things get warm real fast. Grab a drink, hit play, and come hang with us while we relive one of the most fun, affordable adults-only trips we’ve taken.And if this episode has you curious for more… J. has officially released her book Desire Diaries — the true story of their very first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico, where clothing is optional and curiosity is mandatory. 😈🌴 Grab your copy at MyDesireDiaries.com on Amazon (Kindle + paperback). And yes… she wrote it under the pen name Morgan Lind — because great stories deserve privacy 😉. Desire Riviera Maya, Desire Pearl ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots.J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in).  nd let’s not forget the chaos at Coyote Ugly—yep, it’s exactly like the movie… loud & wild! J. had too much fun, she needs a nap today, A. says he needs a BJ 🤣 And then there’s the beer of the day—Belching Beaver Deftones Imperial Phantom Bride—SO good that J claimed it made her nipply. Repeatedly. Possibly on-air. (You’re welcome.)If you love chaotic energy, tequila decisions, accidental flashing hazards, international pubs, and a girl who cannot behave when drinking… this episode is yours.🎧 Listen in and laugh your ass off—no judgment if your nips get involved too. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂)We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺—Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU Pool Party at RIU Caribe in Cancun. 🎉🔥It’s a full 3-hour party from 1–4 PM, and J. absolutely shook her thang—hips don’t lie, just like the Shakira song. 💃🔥 Foam, drinks, pink theme, wild crowd… pure chaos in the best way.Want to know how to get into the craziest pool party in Cancun? 🎧 Listen to find out! ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos. But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey. We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories that still make us laugh (or cringe), and of course… J’s new book! Her spicy, hilarious, “OMG did that just happen?!” travel memoir:DESIRE DIARIES, click to buy on Amazon—Kindle + paperback, written under pen name Morgan Lind.It’s the true story of their first trip to Desire Pearl… and if you’re prudish, seriously, do NOT read it. 😂 So grab a drink, breathe through the family madness, and join us for a Thanksgiving episode full of chaos, comedy, and cheers. Happy Thanksgiving—and good luck surviving your relatives! 🥂🦃  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world!  Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us. We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways. **HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!**J.  did something massive: she wrote, published, and officially released her brand-new Kindle book about—yep—Desire Riviera Maya & Pearl resorts in Mexico!>>> Find it on Kindle, Title: DESIRE DIARIES    Pen Name: Morgan Lind (aka fake name)This is the, mostly, real story of our first (of many) trips to Desire Resorts—Dripping with all the wild, unfiltered moments we couldn’t say out loud on the podcast, this book dives into clothing-optional surprises, spicy encounters, unexpected hilarity, and the kind of vacation stories that follow you home forever.Honest, messy, sexy, and absolutely unforgettable. Not for the faint of heart… or the prude. **HER FIRST TATTOO**Yep… for this huge milestone, J. went all in and got her very first tattoo.  And not just any tattoo… a full-on tramp stamp — and she LOVES it. So much that she’s already planning tattoo #2. (Send help… or tequila. Either works. ) THANK YOU for being part of our community, for celebrating with us, and for making this wild ride possible. We never dreamed we’d end up with so many listeners worldwide — an incredible, loyal base that shows up for us episode after episode. We are truly grateful for every single download, every laugh, and every time you join us for this crazy, wonderful life ride.Here’s to MANY more years, beers, bikinis, and stories we probably shouldn’t tell. Cheers!!  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories.Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy.BUT… The real entertainment? The guests. Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s just say full-on c*nts 🫠. ✔️ Yes. REAL LIFE. ❌ No. We were not prepared.Between dodging flying breast milk 🍼, sipping cold beers & champagne 🍻🥂, this trip did not disappoint.💦 Expect:👙 Tiny bikinis & zero regrets🍺 Cold IPAs & hotter pool parties🤦‍♀️ Dumb guests with even dumber decisions😏 A very naughty gift A bought for the next vacation (you’re gonna want one)🤭 Us—laughing, slightly judging, definitely oversharing as we sip on an IPA from Save the World Brewery in Marble Falls, TX🎧 So pop a top, pull up a chair, and join us for the chaos. Because what happens in Cancun… goes straight into our podcast. 🎙🔥 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a Krabash Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA, while J rocks her favorite French maid outfit. 🧹 They dive into why Halloween is the perfect excuse for ladies to dress a little slutty (and own it!), chat about “sexy horror” flicks, and J. spills about her own real-life ghostly encounter—one that couldn’t keep its hands to itself. 👻 Spoiler: it wasn’t her hot man A.Join us for flirty scares, boozy laughs, and a whole lot of Halloween mischief. 🕸️✨ ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you!We shared a cold Meanwood Brewery Double IPA from Austin, chat about J’s teeny-tiny sporty top (thank you very much), dive into the joys of sex (yep, the book 👀), and A. is on a mission to get J. into those “nipply shirts” he packed for vaca… will she wear them?And who knows… maybe you’ll catch a few cheeky IG pics from us too. 😉 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉.So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️, and join us for a flirty, fun, and oh-so-educational episode you won’t forget. 🎧✨ ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like—cue gag noises—so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Netflix special yet?), and with a Mexico vacation just around the corner, the burning question is: how many bikinis is she really packing? 👙☀️ Grab a cold one and join the laughs in this episode! 🍻🔥  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored.The mics are hot, the outfit is sexy, and they crack open a cold Festbier from Spindletap Brewery 🍻 (spoiler: J. is not a fan—wheat beer is straight-up ew, gross).It’s also J.’s 2-year boobiversary 🎉—she’s sharing tips on how guys need to support their girls if they want a boob job, and why she’s celebrating the milestone in style.And of course, the big debate: What should J. dress up as for Halloween? A. is pushing for a shiny  sexy Fembot, while J. is leaning to Daisy Duke.  What’s your Halloween outfit suggestion for her? 💋  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight-up drooling, wishing they could snag it for themselves. 🔥The drinks kept flowing—beer, whiskey, and Jäger on repeat—until they hit Billy Bob’s, the world’s largest honky tonk. Between country jams, rowdy dance floors, and J getting her country on, the night was pure Texas chaos: wild, naughty, and unforgettable. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Haze—because if you’ve had it, you already know it’s basically liquid happiness—we get a little loose, a little loud, and a lot hilarious.🍬 A. throws down the gummy worm whipped cream challenge (yes, it’s as messy and inappropriate as it sounds) and somehow it peaks at… a nipple. Don’t ask, just listen. Meanwhile, J, is basically dying with laughter.Want to know more about us, our weird quirks, and our personal likes (that probably say too much about us)? Tune in. It’s fun, it’s unfiltered, and it’s definitely us. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini, J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini—complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House Brewing’s The Serac Stout and spill the hops on our recent trip to their Fort Worth taproom. Let’s just say: she’s already planning the return.We stayed at the Hilton Southlake just outside of Dallas/Fort Worth, where J. stunned in her little green bikini top and served full-on RBF energy poolside. But the real fun started when he dared her to wear a skirt in Fort Worth… with “the butterfly.” 🦋 What is it? Why was it a dare? Let’s just say... you’ll have to listen to find out.Tune in for daring fashion, bold brews, and the kind of mischief that can only happen when you're a little buzzed and a lot unfiltered. Fort Worth, we’re not done with you yet. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

🎉Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you are. But seriously… THANK YOU to all of our world-wide listeners for being part of this deliciously inappropriate ride. 💋To celebrate our diamond-sparkly, beer-soaked 75th episode, we’re cracking open some Cellarman's Revenge IPA from Martin House Brewing.Expect: 🍺 Cold beers 👙 Tiny bikinis 🍈 Big… opinions 🔥 Unfiltered, naughty talk 😈 And the usual dose of WTFNo topic is off-limits—because if you’ve made it this far with us, you already know the deal.Come celebrate with us, drink with us, laugh with us… maybe even blush a little. Cheers to 75 f@#ing episodes* of Beers, Bikinis, Big Boobs & Debauchery.Hit play, and let’s get scandalous. 💦 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

🔥 Our most-listened-to episodes? Yep, all about Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya—and trust us, people are very curious. 😏Lately, our DMs have been poppin’ with questions from new IG followers—most of whom have never been to a clothing-optional resort (yet 👀) and aren’t in the lifestyle like us… but are absolutely looking to turn up the heat in their relationship or marriage. 🔥So in this episode, we’re baring it all (literally and figuratively)—spilling the sexy, cheeky, must-know details. No filter, no shame, and definitely no shirt. (Topless is the vibe. 😉)Because life is short, babe. Live it bold, love hard, and maybe… do something a little wild with your special someone. 💋 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Grab a cold one—specifically a Bill Pickett Porter from Texas Beer Company—and pull up a chair, y’all. This week we’re drenched in Texas pride (and actual rain) 🌧️, thanks to every dang 4th of July party getting canceled. But who needs fireworks 🎆 when you’ve got dark roast porter 🍻, porch vibes 🪑, and a deep love of ‘Merica ❤️🤍💙 morphing right into our undying obsession with Texas 🤠.Then Al drops a very unexpected Texas fact:: 👀 The first fake boobs? Invented right down the road in Houston. 💥 Yep—silicone and sass, born and bred in the Lone Star State. 💅🇨🇱Come for the beer, stay for the boob chat!  It’s Texas talk, canceled plans, and unexpected body part trivia—all in one episode.#LetsGetTexas #BillPickettPorter #TexasTrivia #PodcastFun #SiliconeAndSass ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

We packed our bags for a getaway to the adult wonderland known as The Villages, Florida — aka Disney World for grownups.🏊‍♂️ 100+ pools 🍸 Bars & restaurants   🎶 Live music 365 days a year 🏌️‍♂️ 50+ golf courses 🛺 Golf carts that outnumber carsIn this episode, we spill the crack open a Cigar City Brewing Florida Man Double IPA, and chat about our boozy adventures, J.’s sudden golf obsession (midlife crisis alert? 😏), and a very sexy golf shirt idea 👕🔥.✅ Fun? Always. ❌ Regret? Never.🎧 Hit play and relive our trip to the world’s largest 55+ (community! 🎉🌴 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

This one’s got a tangy twist! Thanks to a daring Instagram suggestion, A & J crack open some pickle beer  🥒🍻 —live on the mic.  the cracked open a cold "Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer" from Martin House Brewing Company in Fort Worth, TXand J. was convinced she’d hate it… but surprise: she LOVED it. He took one sip and said, “Absolutely not.”Now J. is already planning full-on pairings— 🍔 burgers, 🍟 fries, 🌭 hot dog, maybe even a red beer remix. She’s all in. 🔥 She even showed up in a fire outfit just for the taste test—crop top, high hopes, fish nets, and one crunchy-ass pickle (yes, she ate it on mic—wink).Somehow, the conversation takes a wild turn into fruit and veggie substitutes instead of… well, let’s just say it’s not about salads. 🤭  (you’ll just have to listen), followed by their favorite unhinged drunken stories—from the internet and their own chaotic past.It’s salty. It’s spicy. It’s slightly off the rails—in the best way.   ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Light-hearted and proud—because there’s no better time than Memorial Day weekend to raise a glass in support of our amazing U.S. military💪.We’re sipping on Drekker Brewing Company’s 3 Greg Tomlette IPA 🍺 (seriously, what a name!) and laughing about the Memorial Day barbecue we somehow got invited to. It was one of those gatherings full of people we didn’t really know… and didn’t really want to know. Between the catty side-eyes 🙄 and the obvious (jealous) tit-stares 👀 from the women, let’s just say it definitely wasn’t our crowd.Meanwhile, a classic Texas thunderstorm ⛈️ rolled in right as we hit record 🎙️. You can even hear the boom-booms 💥 in the background—honestly, that was the vibe we needed. 🌩️Cheers to good beer 🍻, real support for our troops 🇺🇸, and dodging awkward barbecues like seasoned pros ✌️🔥. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

J. is a Texas girl, but if she could escape to one place —it’d be this sun-drenched, non-stop party paradise 🏝️👙. She’s ready to pack all her bikinis and live her best poolside life year-round 🍹🌴 A. is just along for the ride, sipping endless Radlers 🍺 and—let’s be honest—enjoying the view 👀😏 (yes, he’s a boob guy and he’s not hiding it 🫦). ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Why is it so hard to just be normal these days? In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of obnoxious neighbors—from driveway dominators to the ones who just might have hidden cameras (seriously, what is wrong with people?). Is it narcissism? A lack of basic manners? Or are we all just one loud leaf blower away from snapping? 😤Come laugh, vent, and maybe feel a little less alone—I mean, we love Beer, Bikini, and BBQ... who wouldn’t want to be our neighbor? ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

You may have noticed things got quiet around here… In this episode, we pull back the curtain on what really happened to J. We’re talking about why the mic went silent—and what’s next. Spoiler: It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a comeback you won’t want to miss. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Let Me See Your Pickles Bounce! Don’t sleep in the cheese! And if you're rocking slippers after 10pm… better watch out—you might just end up in cuffs. Is this the aftermath of a wild drunken night, or are these actual state laws? Spoiler alert: they're real (unfortunately), even the no donkeys in the bathtub!Join us as we dive into the bizarre and hilarious world of weird state laws that’ll make you say, “WTF… seriously?” J. can’t stop giggling (blame the apple cinnamon whiskey), and she just can't quit giggling at every eyebrow-raising facts.Come for the chaos, stay for the kink—uh, we mean facts. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Things heat up right away as A. can’t help but gush (and maybe drool a little) over J.’s nipply, peach-poppin’ shirt—perfectly matched with the dreamy can art on a cold, crisp Hop Sprocket Hazy IPA from Real Ale Brewing. It’s a whole vibe, and we are here for it.The duo spills the spicy details of their return to Hilton Playa Del Carmen Adults Only All-Inclusive - think: top-shelf cocktails in a bali bed cabana, sexy tips to elevate your beachside lounging, a wild silent disco under the stars, and all the things that make HPDC a return trip. Oh, and about that mystery man creeping on the beach snapping pics of J... yeah, we’ve got stories.Come for the laughs, stay for the sass. 🍹🌴📸 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

🍻 As they crack open a cold one with A. & J. as they recap their unforgettable week-long vacation, starting with a tall boy of Kilt Switch Scottish Ale from 903 Brewers. After a whirlwind trip, J. is rehydrating with a little Liquid IV (and maybe a splash of vodka—😉).🏖️ Their adventure kicked off at the stunning JOIA Paraíso by Iberostar adults-only all-inclusive resort, where they scored an unbelievable upgrade from a base garden view room to one of the top-tier oceanfront walkout butler suites—totally free! 💸 It was a genius move by the resort because they were instantly smitten with this sexy paradise.🔁 Tune in to hear why they’re already planning their return, plus a bonus story about the infamous chaise lounge in their suite (😉😉). You don’t want to miss this one! ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

It finally arrived—the custom boudoir photo book, and let’s just say... his work productivity just took a serious hit. 😏 Should he casually flip through it during work Zooms? Probably not. Will he? TBD. 🤣Meanwhile, we crack open a Real Ale Brewing Co. Blanco, TX Black Quad Ale and get deep into our preferred perfect brewing conditions—no kids, good vibes, and zero responsibility. We also dive into the Bearded Monk bottle shop in Denton, their legendary social media game, and of course, our personal shotgun beer funny stories (spoiler: injuries were involved 🍺💥).Grab a drink, flip through your favorite distraction, and let’s talk beer, boudoir, and bad decisions. 🍑🍻 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

A. & J. kick things off with Destihl Brewery’s Steal Your Haze IPA, complete with pirate vibes that spark a wild debate—did pirates really get their fair share of T&A while pillaging and forging? J. even volunteers to be A.’s dirty wench to find out. 😏Speaking of pirates, they dive back into their Belize obsession after a listener thinks it’s out of reach for them. Spoiler alert: It’s more affordable than you think, and the adventure is so worth it! From golf cart cruising around their favorite island, Ambergris Caye, to hitting overwater bars perfect for hot bikini shots, they spill why this is a must-visit destination year after year. 🌊🍹You know what to do.. crack open a cold one, hit play and set sail with us! ⛵🔥 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Join us as we sip a Mystic Mutant IPA 🍺 from Oskar Blues Brewery and compare two irresistible travel vibes: Hawaii’s laid-back charm 🌺 versus Mexico’s sizzling sexiness 🇲🇽. In this episode, he scores a giant digital frame so he can binge on rotating boudoir snaps of her 📸—prompting her hilarious reaction, “Holy shit, is that really my ass?!” 😂 And with a cool breeze blowing through the boobies 🍃, on a chilly Texas day, she turns up the heat in a wild, boobie-baring sweater 🔥. Tune in for beer, banter, and bold adventures!  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Finally! The BIG reveal and they get to see all of her boudoir photos, and let’s just say, choosing which ones to order wasn’t easy—kind of like walking into a brewery and wanting to try every beer! 🍺✨ We kicked back with a Catacomb Master IPA from Hubbard’s Cave Brewing while diving into all the details—J’s excitement, her nerves before the big reveal, and the entire boudoir experience. 🍺📸His biggest takeaway for the guys? If your lady wants to do a boudoir shoot… let her. Trust us, you’ll be the one reaping the rewards. 😉🔥Grab a beer, hit play, and remember for even more behind-the-scenes fun, make sure you’re subscribed to our Patreon page www.patereon.com/beerandbikini🎙️🔥  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

She spills the details and spares no secrets! This episode turns up the heat as J. reveals the sultry, unfiltered story of her ultimate fantasy come to life—a steamy, leather-clad boudoir photo shoot featuring whips, bondage, and pure seduction. But what really goes down in a boudoir session? From the anticipation and nerves to the moment the photographer sprays your boobies down with water while you’re wearing little to nothing, J. shares every sizzling detail.  Join A. & J. as they sip on a Sodbusted Simcoezilla IPA from Gigantic Brewing Company and share the details! Buckle up—it’s about to get spicy! 🔥📸🍻  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

A. surprises J. with a gift she’s always dreamed of—no, not the centerfold spread (yet) 😉—but a sultry boudoir photoshoot that's every bit as naughty 🔥📸. Join the duo as J. gushes over leather, straps, and an overdue trip to the naughty store to prep for her steamy session💋. From glam squads to sexy sets, the anticipation is sizzling🔥.With beer in hand  and a buzz in the air, they spill some naughty secrets 🤫 about a potential Patreon account featuring peeks 👀 of J’s boudoir photos and even more uncensored, unfiltered podcast content 🎙️.⚠️ Warning: May inspire lingerie shopping sprees and naughty dreams.  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Buckle Up Buttercup—it’s a sexy Q & A kinda podcast day! 🍺 As they sip on a refreshing Cigar City Brewing Jai Alai IPA, they dive into the burning sexy questions sent in by loyal podcast listeners and Instagram followers. 💌J. asks the saucy, naughty questions, and A. doesn’t hold back, offering honest (and hilariously candid) answers from a man’s perspective. Expect things to get spicy, steamy, and oh-so-entertaining. You won’t want to miss this episode! ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Grab a beer (or three), because things are about to get fun 🔥 In this wild wrap-up episode, A. &J.  are spilling all the tea (aka beers and vodka) as they celebrate an epic 1st season and toast to Season 2!From a boozy beach trip to  Belize to late-night shenanigans in Mexico, they’re reminiscing on the adventures that made this season unforgettable, 😈🍹 , and drop hints about the next wild destinations they’ve got in their sights.So, buckle up (or maybe unbuckle a little 😉) — it's been one hell of a ride, and it's about to get even sexier, funnier, and more outrageous in Season 2! 💃🍾 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻