Bitch please I’m 50

I’m back and I will tell you where I’ve been.

I can’t be the only person standing here wondering what is going on

How do we all get off this circus that is going on and why is dating so hard

Ladies we need to keep being strong and folks we need to get this world off of the crazy track

What happened this week it’s beyond

Jason Aldean has managed to give the racist an anthem

Are we living in 1963 or 2023 because it’s getting harder to tell

I’m questioning how we have destroyed what our forefathers fought for and built

Who was the gatekeeper who didn’t tell us that after you turn 50 your check engine light comes on

How has the audacity gotten to this?

The pilot episode a little getting to know me