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We pickup right at the fallout of Drew getting her rocks off next to a dying woman, and continue to watch her dom this entire family, right down to the dog. The House of my dreams⁠⁠A beautiful Poison Ivy edit someone made to my favourite Cocteau Twins song⁠⁠Shop Bravo for Bedtime⁠⁠Bravo for Bedtime Insta

To celebrate finishing recapping my first season of The Real Housewives of Orange County last week, I'm switching it up tonight and melting us into a movie that is for sure centered in the ven diagram of people who like Housewives, listening to me, and soothing media. Soothing crazy bitches! But SCBs aren't this film's only link to the Bravo world—the ivy tendrils creep out Vicky's kitchen right through the Tuscan rooster's talons, across space and time, down to 1992, Los Feliz California. Drew Barrymore and Tom Skerritt perform a masterful re-enactment of Jax cheating on Brittany next to a half asleep dying woman and Sarah Gilbert dazzles us, leaving World Music vibes smeared across everything she touches, like a coffeehouse sugar plum fairy.The House of my dreams<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jv0zRf6V4s&list=RD-jv0zRf6V4s&start_radio=1">A beautiful Poison Ivy edit someone made to my favourite Cocteau Twins song</a>Shop Bravo for BedtimeBravo for Bedtime Insta

The season finale snuck right up on us! I know it was a seven episode season but I still feel a sense of accomplishment, much like Shane and Michael Jr. heading off to college after scraping by with the bare minimum. Or Jo and Slade twice rekindling their sad hopeless relationship. Let's celebrate by sailing down a stream of molten lava???Another article about Kimberly Bryant's husband punching a woman in the face<a href="https://bravo-for-bedtime.myshopify.com">Shop Bravo for Bedtime</a>Bravo For Bedtime Insta

Tonight we bliss out in an Ewok treehouse and things get real deep, as 90's perfumes leave me questioning the texture of reality and Vicki's high school reunion sends us barreling through the bottomless depths of her unconscious and spits us right out into the collective, where we ultimately dream peacefully with our sweet soft chosen Ewok family. Oh, and I click click clack in real time and unearth some scalding Kimberly tea<a href="https://bravo-for-bedtime.myshopify.com">Shop Bravo for Bedtime</a>Bravo for Bedtime Insta

With our longest episode to date, tonight will be an insomniac's delight! Apparently we've got TWO Babbling Brooks in the house because I just couldn't stfu. Pier 1 Imports agreed to install a full bedroom set right here by the creek, so be prepared to be regaled with tales of old dogs and new tricks. We'll float through a pooch tour of Coto De Caza and then wind around through each family's Father's Day mischief... the Keoughs were left out, probably due to unfathomable darkness.<a href="https://bravo-for-bedtime.myshopify.com">Shop Bravo for Bedtime</a>Bravo for Bedtime Insta

It's MILVES! This episode is all about sexy saucy age gaps—from Vicky rubbing her creamed up bod against Michael Jr.'s buddies, to seven year olds shooting silly string up a 13 year old girl's skirt. And the cherry on top is... I'll be telling you this ancient spooky Milvish tale by the campfire, so pull up your sleeping bag and let's get soothed. Be my 26th follower<a href="https://bravo-for-bedtime.myshopify.com">Shop Bravo for Bedtime</a>

Jeez, it's raining cats & dogs... come take shelter with me and slurp up some delectable wood soup. The ladies are all out of town, we've got the whole of Coto to ourselves, let's spread out! The Keoughs travel across Arizona looking at colleges for their fail-son. Vicki and Lauri are off to New Orleans for an insurance conference where Vicki asserts her dominance by putting Lauri in a shittier hotel. Kimber takes her big bouncing titties on a Palm Springs vacation with her gaggle of horned up gal pals. <a href="https://bravo-for-bedtime.myshopify.com">Shop Bravo for Bedtime</a>Bravo for Bedtime Insta

Come doze with me, as we sleepwalk down memory lane through Coto de Caza. This week, you can pass out in the back seat of Laurie's car, waiting on her to finish up her visit with her late son Josh at the juvenile detention centre, take a nap on Vicki's big sticky brown leather couch while she whips us up some Oscar Mayer Weiners in her Tuscan kitchen, or bliss out by the Keough family pool as you attempt to tune out out the sibling rivalry in the background. <a href="https://bravo-for-bedtime.myshopify.com">Shop Bravo for Bedtime</a>Bravo for Bedtime Insta