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“It was the 70’s!” The story of how Candy Montgomery killed Betty Gore as told by Jessica Biel… In hulu’s five part telling of the completely true and horrific axe murder of Betty Gore, we watch as a bored housewife starts an affair with a friend’s husband and then eventually (in self defense according to her) kills that friend. We discuss the case and the hulu series about that case. Starring Melanie Lynskey as Betty Gore, Pablo Schreiber as Allan Gore, Timothy Simons as Pat Montgomery, and Jessica Biel as Candy Montgomery… with appearances  by the real life husbands of our leading ladies Justin Timberlake and Jason Ritter. Candy got away with it! Do you think it was self defense or something more sinister? Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“That was painful.” This movie had a lot of stuff going on. Bullying. Mass shooting. Planning a mass shooting. Human shields. Trauma. Cheating. Judgy cunts. Weddings. So this is your trigger warning… be aware. Robert Pattinson and Zendaya star in this movie about a couple who shares the worst thing they’ve ever done with each other before taking the plunge into wedded bliss. All kinds of bad… or as the title says… DRAMA.Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“He looks like he skinned Edward Cullen and made a pair of pants.” We went to the movie theater and saw the live viewing of BTS from their world tour in Japan! They are finally back! New album! New tour! New looks! New moves! New show! It was AWESOME!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I wanna watch it again!” This sequel picks up right where the first one left off and we are here for it! This is one of the best sequels that we’ve seen in a very long time. Games! Lots of exploding people! Satanic Cults! Guns! Swords! A clingy ex-girlfriend of the dead husband that just won’t let go! What more could you want?! Oh! I know! Sarah Michelle Gellar! Samara Weaving as the bride! Elijah Wood as the lawyer! Kathryn Newton as the sister! And an even more intense game of HIDE & SEEK! Fun! Fun! Fun!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I’m in it!” A multi part conversation about Hammer’s journey into the vast world of “One Piece” and all that that entails. This is not a discussion about the live action Netflix series. (That will come later.) This is part one of the conversation about the anime.Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I’ll will my chapstick to people.” Yo! This one is a random one. We realized we didn’t have an episode recorded for this week. Yeah. We know. Way to procrastinate. So this is one of those episodes that was recorded two hours ago instead of one that was recorded two years ago. Lucky you! We start off by taking a “One Piece” quiz… then what true crime case I’m obsessed with right now… then we talk books… then that turns into what we collect… and what I’ll eventually will to people when I leave this earth… CHAPSTICK! Chapstick, slippers, glasses, yarn and Funko POP figures… I’m such an old lady!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweird or email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Punch that kid in the face!” We went and saw another surprise mystery movie! We couldn’t have been happier if we tried! “They Will Kill You” is a good bloody (mean that literally) time! This movie stars Zazie Beetz, Heather Graham, Patricia Arquette, and Draco Malfoy himself… TOM FELTON! The movie hasn’t come out yet… so this is your warning if you don’t want any spoilers!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Boom. Boom.” We went and saw the 35th anniversary showing of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Secret of The Ooze and it was a grand ol’ time! Ernie Reyes Jr. and (April with a different face) Paige Turco star in this 1991 classic. And did I forget to mention Vanilla Ice?! VANILLA ICE! Grab some pizza and let’s go!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“What is it… Judge Dredd?!” In our season 6 premiere we’re talking about the movie “Mercy.” We were pleasantly surprised by how much we enjoyed this movie. Chris Pratt, Rebecca Ferguson, and Kenneth Choi (Whom I immediately recognized from “Sons of Anarchy”) star in this movie about an AI justice system in Los Angeles. Yikes! Not gonna lie… feels a little weird… was Skynet involved in the creation of the Mercy Program? Where’s John Connor at?! It’s just a theory. Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Just f**king say it!” We went and saw “Scream 7” two days in a row! Were all our hopes and dreams for this movie fulfilled? No… they were not… but we were not completely mad about it. We got our Stu fix! We got our Chad and Mindy fix! We got our Sidney and Gale fix! And we got our stab stab stab stab fix! So here we are with our season 5 finale! The Scream franchise… our comfort food happy place! Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“We’re writing Scream fanfic now?!” Scream 7 is just days away and we can’t wait! Sidney Prescott is back! But you know who else might be back?! Stu Macher! Question is… how is he back? Flashback? Dream sequence? Flesh and blood Ghostface? We just don’t know! Can’t wait to find out! Here are our hopes and dreams predictions for Scream 7!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“But he’s just… there.” We had some random discussions while sitting around for Christmas Eve dinner. And by the end of it… Vee let us know just how she feels about Ron Weasley. Don’t worry! It’s not all bad! lolFind us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Then she pulled out a “Buffy” move!” We went and saw “Send Help” and we loved it! Rachel McAdams did an outstanding job! What would you do if you were in a plane crash and washed up on an island? With your asshole boss? Well… Linda Liddle didn’t fuck around! Her asshole boss fucked around… and he definitely found out! Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“You die. I die.” Here we go! Part 2 of our “Stranger Things” finale viewing on New Year’s Eve! Seriously! Could not have picked a better way to bring in the new year! Our favorite place… the movie theater! Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“They’re all gonna die.” How’d we spend our New Year’s Eve? Well, at the movie theater of course! We went and saw a midnight showing of the “Stranger Things” series finale on the BIG screen! Before we went to the showing, we sat down and recorded a little something about what led up to the finale and what our predictions and hopes were for how it all plays out. After we saw it, we sat down again and had a follow up conversation. That would be part 2 and it will be coming soon!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Santiago” So we went and saw “Anaconda” and “The Housemaid” as a double feature. We already put out our episode for “The Housemaid” portion of the double feature. “Teeth Are A Privilege: The Housemaid Revisited” last episode. Now it’s time for “Anaconda” and we loved it! We think you’ll love it too! We also talked about other random stuff… but then when don’t we? We think you’ll like that too! p.s. a couple of us were getting over a cold so please excuse the occasional coughing. Thanks!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Yes. Yes. The plot. The plot.” We went and saw “The Housemaid” again! And this time we took Hammer and Gibbler with us to get their take on it. It was just as good a time as the first go around if not better. Now you get four opinions instead of two! Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Is that a live pineapple?” Since three out of four us were sick on Christmas Eve… Vee decided she wanted to make us all a very healthy chicken soup for the holiday dinner. It was great! We had soup, did gifts and talked shit… You know how it is with us! Hope you all had a wonderful holiday season! Enjoy the episode!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“The batshit doesn’t fall far from the batshit tree.” As promised in the last episode… we went and saw “The Housemaid” and had quite a lot to say. Just based on the trailer we felt it was a bit Colleen Hoover’s “Verity” coded… but soooo much better! Starring Amanda Seyfried, Sydney Sweeney, Brandon Sklenar and Michele Morrone this movie was well worth going to see. Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Don’t be a dick.” We never noticed but we’ve (Ernie & Vee) just realized that we have yet to have an episode with just us before. Fifty plus episodes in and finally a one on one conversation! The podcast is called “Bring Your Own Weird with Ernie & Vee” after all. We talk about a lot of stuff in this one while we kill time waiting for our movie to start at our local movie theater. We went and saw “The Housemaid” which we’ll be talking about in the next episode. But in this episode we go from our problems with getting our website up and going, the other ways you can reach us, our joy of painting, who would we Marry, Fuck, Boyfriend Marvel edition, politics, reading, reading smut books, and the cuntiness of Jk Rowling. Enjoy!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Lightning really does strike twice.” We went to yet another surprise mystery movie at our local theater and it was “Song Sung Blue” starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson. A real life love story about Thunder and Lightning a Neil Diamond experience. It comes out in theaters on December 25th. It’s a true story so like another mystery movie we went and saw (episode 48) it’s not really a spoiler alert type situation but kinda is… so proceed as you need to for listening to this episode!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I’m so glad we saw that!” Our season 5 premiere is the delightful movie “Bugonia” starring Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons. Is she or isn’t she an alien? Is he or isn’t he batshit fucking crazy? This keeps you guessing all throughout the whole thing… even when his detached head flies out of the closet and headbutts her in the face… and even then you still kinda don’t know. Oh, what a delightfully weird little movie this was! We loved it so much and we think you will too!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I have her phone! Hee hee hee!” Our season 4 finale! We’re discussing Selena Winters’ book “Carnival Nightmare.” While on a road trip to go get our hair done we decided to talk about this book so that’s your heads up that there’s gonna be road noise. And yeah… we make an hour and a half long road trip every couple of months to get our hair done because our hair stylist is that fucking good! You’re AWESOME, Nicole! Moving on… “Carnival Nightmare” is a dark stalking romance written by Selena Winters and it’s a part of her Carnival series… obviously! It’s got lots of stalking, lots of sex, lots of murder and mayhem! Everything a good dark romance needs! Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Was it… Father?!” We saw “Predator: Badlands” and we loved it! Definitely one of our top favs in the franchise. Lots of “daddy issues” and it would appear possible “mommy issues” as well… I fucking hope so! That’s how they left it open for another movie and I hope they tap Sigourney Weaver to play Mother! Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“It’s Barbara.” We saw this in the theater twice! That’s how much we liked it. And just like the first one… the actress who played the sister should get all the awards! Her name is Madeleine McGraw and she kicked this movie’s ass! Ethan Hawke is back as “The Grabber” and Mason Thames is back as “Finn” battling it out once again. Find on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“We could all hear you.” SPOILERS! We went and saw another secret movie and it was “Eternity” starring Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller and Callum Turner. The movie comes out on November 26th so… SPOILERS! It was really good. We all enjoyed it! You’ll enjoy it too… starting on the 26th!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Am I watching “Star 80” or what?” So we went to another surprise movie at our local theater and it was the movie “Christy” starring Sydney Sweeney. No need for spoiler alerts with this one… I hope… It’s a biopic about professional boxer Christy Martin. Movie comes out on November 7th and if you know nothing about Christy Martin, her career, and her personal life then…. SPOILER ALERT!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Fester Fiesta!” We watched Netflix’s Wednesday Season 2… which should have been called “The Origins of Thing” because we got his back story and what a story it was! All the usual Wednesday mystery and mayhem are afoot in this second season! find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“We didn’t laugh once!” SPOILERS!!! We went to another secret movie at our local theater and the secret movie was “Shelby Oaks.” The movie comes out this Friday so if you were planning on seeing it then don’t listen to this episode until you do. We love horror movies and we know it’s gonna be great if it makes us laugh at inappropriate things and times… yeah. So… yeah. Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Dope is dope!” In the second half of our “Kpop Tabooboo” discussion we’re talking about dark romance books, taboo romance books, and shifter romance books. Then we loop back around to talking about “Kpop Demon Hunters” again which then leads us to talking about BTS! We talk about other stuff in between all of the above mentioned… random! find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdor email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Someone sold their soul to a crossroads demon… Where’s Crowley?” We’re talking about “Kpop Demon Hunters” and dark romance and all the “tabooboo” of it all. This will be a two part discussion. This week you get the first half where it’s all about the movie and next week’s episode will be about the dark romance…Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Did she just say, “Whatever” or “Fuck you” to me?” We talk about a lot of stuff in this one. We start off giving Gibbler and Vee shit for not hearing their incoming calls. We also talk about RuPaul’s Drag Race, and how facial expressions don’t always match your actual mood…. and lots of other random shit. Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“That’s a HIPPA violation…” SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! Our local movie theater has a Secret Movie Series that they do and we went to it. We got to see “Dead of Winter” starring Emma Thompson and Judy Greer a few days before it hits theaters on September 26th! So if you’re planning to see it and don’t want spoilers… then stop listening to this episode and revisit one of our other awesome episodes from a previous season until you’ve seen this movie! Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“You just have to watch it.” The Apothecary Diaries, One Piece, Oh My! Vee and Hammer start going off on one of their anime talking adventures again… Then we start talking SacAnime… Then we start talking about what it was like when we were kids… And I share about building a roller coaster out of plywood, nails, cinderblocks and a radio flyer… And building a fort out of old palm tree branches with the neighborhood kids… Those were the days! Oh, to be a kid again!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“His name is Josh.” Random. Random. Random. In this episode we talk everything from Christian Slater to TV shows to video games to flag football to bowling leagues. Like I said… Random. Random. Random.Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Sports and Self Esteem!” We finally got all together and watched it! A lot of stuff didn’t age well… but the dildo fight did! Still the best fight scene in movie history! Enjoy the season three finale!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Was that a car crash?” We’re discussing which Disney Princess we identify with and we hear an actual car crash happen in the middle of the conversation. Yeah, we were parked having lunch and recording when it happened… then Vee and Hammer start talking about anime and I zone out while they do that. Good times!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I will never watch “Tusk” again!” We went and saw “Freakier Friday” and we wound up talking about it and Chad Michael Murray. Talking about CMM took us to discussing “One Tree Hill” and that went into “Grease 2” which then took us to Kevin Smith’s “Tusk.” Don’t ask how we got there but we got there. Oh! We also got to a comparison of Jamie Lee Curtis’ character in FF to Michael Rosenbaum’s character in “Sorority Boys.” Lots of stuff. Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“That’s fun for everyone!” Sex swing or mirror on the ceiling? Who can say? Either way it’s gotta be fun. When Amazon’s recommendation for “because you bought this, you may like this” gets out of hand. Mountain Dew is not for everyone or a mixer for every drink. Here’s another random conversation.Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Testicle Support!” We did a paint and sip to celebrate Hammer’s graduating welding school. We also have to make it a group effort just to open a bottle of wine. We talk about the Senior Living Mafia that has a presence at Gibbler’s senior living apartment complex. And did someone say testicle?Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I’d take out a small loan to get “Passions” on dvd!” A conversation was had so I could bitch about “Dallas” no longer being on Prime and now I gotta pay to get my JR fix! This led to us talking about ALL the soap operas. Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

Surprise! A quick little recording we got that led us to the “Pick Me Girls & Interrupting Cocks” conversation of the last episode. This time we’re joined by Hammer & Ashley. Enjoy!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Dude!” We’re talking about pick me girls, incels and other stuff all while being constantly interrupted by our rooster. Yep! We recorded a conversation we had while sitting in our backyard. The rooster/Cock was there to make sure we kept the volume down and kept the tomfoolery to a minimum.Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

Surprise! Here’s a little something for you… one of our first recordings ever! We were in the car on our way to dinner and decided to capture one of our unhinged conversations! Enjoy!Find us on instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I liked this one better than the first one…” We watched “The Accountant 2” and discussed why this one was liked more. Could it be because we got more Jon Bernthal? Or Jon Bernthal in his underwear trying to psych himself up to stand up to his dog breeder? Or could it be because his brother pointed out he is definitely a cat person and in the end the cat distribution system gave him his cat? Or could it be because we got Affleck and Bernthal being total badass brothers that saved the day? The correct answer is… YES! Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Is there some sort of newsletter that lists the latest hot spots to meet other assassins?” Since it’s been in the theaters for a few weeks and it’s now available on streaming… we figured it’d be safe to discuss “Ballerina” and all things John Wick. Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“And it’s not just ‘cause Renner’s in it… okay maybe it is.” We went and saw “28 Years Later” that just came out in theaters and decided we all prefer “28 Weeks Later”… so we gave it a rewatch to discuss. Going forward, know that there will be spoilers for “28 Years Later” so if you haven’t seen it… move along until you have. Join us as we discuss all the goodness that is Jeremy Renner, Rose Byrne, Robert Carlyle, Harold Perrineau, Idris Elba, Imogen Poots, rage monster zombies, and did I say Jeremy Renner? JEREMY RENNER!Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I’m waiting for them to start singing, “Let’s get together, yeah, yeah, yeah, we could have a lot of fun…” but there’s no parents for them to trap.” For the season three premiere, we’re talking about the movie “Sinners” and how awesome it is. We’re talking everything about it is awesome. The story, the actors, the soundtrack, all of it AWESOME!Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“Oh, speaking of God… every time I think of God… I think of Alanis Morissette.” For our season 2 finale, we went and saw Kevin Smith’s epic movie with a shit demon… DOGMA! The movie was in theaters again for the 25th anniversary! Now we’re talking about it… and other Kevin Smith related things. Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail

“I tried your street fruit…” We went out for sushi and hung out and talked about it. Ashley also had me try fruit he picked off a tree that was on a city street. Yeah. I think you can guess how that went. We also shared our stories of the first time we ever had sushi. Find us on Instagram @bringyourownweirdOr email us at [email protected] us Fan Mail