PODCAST · comedy
Can We Add Arnie?
by Noise Pilot
How much better would a movie be with Arnie? Allan Aldworth and Corey Sutton take different movies over multiple genres and shoehorn Arnold Schwarzenegger into them however they can.
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The Devil Wears Prada | Get Me Arnold, on the Phone!
Arnie is known for his muscles, but is tragically overlooked for his fashion. Time to flip the industry on its head with the man who's ALWAYS dressed for success!
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Tombstone | I'm Your HucklebArnie
What if Arnold Schwarzenegger kicked open the saloon doors and absolutely derailed the Wild West? We're dropping Arnie into the dusty world of Tombstone, and the OK Corral is never gonna be the same!
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The Godfather | An Arnie You Can't Refuse
The Godfather is cinematic royalty, and nothing is more Italian-American than Austrian born Arnold Schwarzenegger who sadly has been overlooked for roles in mob movies... Until now!
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Spiderman | I'm Somewhat of an Arnie Myself
After a brief stint in prison, Allan and Corey are back and doing what they do best: adding Arnie to movies. Enjoy as we see how Arnie takes Spiderman to a level it never could have reached otherwise
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Twilight | Hold On Tight, Arnie-Monkey
Where the hell have you been, Loca! We know that quote wasn't in the first movie, but neither was Arnie, we're all about taking necessary creative liberty on this show!
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Sherlock Holmes | Arniementary, Dear Schwarzenegger
Very few mysteries are solved in this episode, but we do manage to put our main man in all the best scenarios this great movie has to throw at him!
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Catch Me If You Can | Did You Pass The BARnie?
Allan and Corey slip into the jet-setting world of Catch Me If You Can. Counterfeits, cat-and-mouse chases, and cons collide as they ask the question: can Spielberg’s tale of deception and pursuit survive when Arnold Schwarzenegger muscles his way into the game? Or will the greatest forgery of all be pretending he doesn’t stand out?
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Spy Kids | Hasta La Vista, Thumb Thumbs
Arnie is no stranger to working with children, so it only makes sense that we cast him in Spy Kids and see how this Austrian super spy would handle giant thumbs and... Whatever the hell those other things are.
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50 Shades of Arnie
He's been a spy, a war hero, pregnant and a killer robot, but what about Arnie the sex symbol? Let's find out together what happens when Arnie swaps the pump action shotgun for some pump action...
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Mission Impossible | Should You Choose To Arncept It
Did you ever think they cast Ethan Hunt in this movie franchise wrong? Maybe another famous action hero would do it better? We didn't think so either, but we're not called "Can We Add Tom Cruise", that impression would get old and tired... nothing like our Arnold Shwarzenegger!
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The Sixth Sense | Arnie Sees Dead People
The Sixth Sense has arguably the greatest twist in cinematic history and yet we're still left unsatisfied as we can't see Arnie anywhere in this movie... Until now
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Empire Strikes Back | Luke, I Am Your Farnie
It's a little late, but we're back with our SECOND May the Fourth special in our brand new studio, filled with just as many Arnold impressions, plus some oversized cutouts!
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Shallow Hal | Size Doesn't Matter to Arnie
This questionable Jack Black comedy about seeing people for who they truly are would never get made today, unless it starred one man, Arnold Schwarzenegger! Behold the inner beauty of Mr Universe!
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Men in Black | Agent A for Arnie
Aliens. Neuralyzers. Talking pugs. The Men in Black have seen it all—except Arnold Schwarzenegger. That changes today. Join Allan and Corey as they imagine what happens when Arnie trades the Terminator shades for MIB-issued ones
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The Passion of the Christ | Easter Special
Welcome to the CWAA Easter special! The greatest story ever told is missing one thing: Arnold Schwarzenegger! So grab some eggs, slap on this episode and enjoy the Easter story with an Austrian twist.
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Chicken Little | We Don't Like Chicken Little
We don't even have a description that can summarise our feelings to this movie... We did indeed add Arnie, though. That's something!
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Jumanji | Welcome to Arnie's Jungle
We've all been to a board game night where it goes wrong. Rules are too complicated, you get into a fight, people leave in tears and you then run out of dip. What happens when Arnie is added to the mix? Jumanji... that's what happens!
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Superbad | Arnie is the One True McLovin'
We can all agree that our teenage years were difficult to navigate. Imagine how much easier it would have been if Arnie was there to walk us through puberty? Now he can! as Allan and Corey add him to Superbad.
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Fast and Furious | Arnie is for the Family
Look at the cast of the Fast and Furious franchise and tell us Arnie doesn't belong there with a straight face. He was made for this series! unfortunately "GoVeRnInG CaLiFoRnIa" got in the way. Less politics, more fast driving, Arnie... c'mon!
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Cars | CARnold Schwarzenegger
In 2006, Pixar finally answered the question nobody was asking, "What if cars could talk?". The only problem was they forgot to cast the most high-octane actor in existence: Arnold Schwarzenegger. Never fear, Allan and Corey are here right this wrong!
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Transformers | Arniebots Assemble!
Hitting cinemas in 2007, Transformers is the perfect angsty teen highschool movie. It's got everything including Michael Bay, Linkin Park, sick cars and Megan Fox's...belly? No wonder Corey loved it so much!
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Toy Story | Live At Perth Fringe!
Join us for our live show from the Perth Fringe Festival where Allan and Corey add Arnie to Pixar's Toy Story, a film that was seriously lacking in some Austrian flair!
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The Wizard of Oz | Live at Perth Fringe!
Welcome to our live show of Can We Add Arnie! In this episode we add the legend that is Arnie to The Wizard of Oz. Laugh along with the crowd and enjoy the suggestions the audience wrote down for us!
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Scream | Please Don't Kill Me Arnie, I Wanna Be In the Sequel
Scream was the original horror movie parody, poking fun at all the typical slasher tropes while still scaring audiences. But what would have happened if Arnie was cast as the Ghostface Killer?
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Indiana Jones | Raiders of the Lost Arnie
When one thinks about adventure movies, you can't look past the hero that is Indiana Jones. Chiseled good looks, humourous, a womaniser... Wait... This role was made for Arnie!
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The Lion King | Can You Feel the Arnie Tonight?
Lions are at the top of the animal kingdom. Arnie is the pinnacle of the human race, so it only makes sense that he rightfully takes his place as the star of Disney's The Lion King!
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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of Arnie
Arnie has done action, comedy, and even Christmas movies, but he's been out of the Fantasy game for a while now (See 'Conan The Barbarian). We know for a fact that if Peter Jackson cast Arnie in The Fellowship of the Ring, it would have become an all-time classic that should hang in the Louvre.
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Unforgiven | YeeHaw Arnie
Clint Eastwood is famous for acting as the ultimate badass in western movies. It's just a shame that he never shared the screen with the true ultimate badass, Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's time to rewrite history.
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Die Hard | Arnie Ki-Yay Mother F**ker!
Like it or not, Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and for a very special prezzie this year, we've added Arnie, just to spoil Hans Grubers' night. Merry Christmas everyone!
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Love, Actually | Arnie Is All Around Us
This cult favourite is a Christmas must-watch when December comes around, and if anyone knows a thing or two about Christmas movies, it's Arnie! So, relax by the Christmas tree, have some pud and enjoy our Christmas Special.
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No Country for Old Men | What's the Most Arnie Ever Lost in a Coin Toss?
This 1980s western thriller follows the story of a man on the run from an unstoppable, badass killing machine... Oh c'mon, it's begging for Arnie in that role! It's basically the Terminator with 10 gallon hats and a few Mexicans. Enough talk, shove Arnie in there already!
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Snakes on a Plane | Motherf**king Arnie on a Motherf**king Plane
There are good movies, there are bad movies, and then there is Snakes on a Plane. Despite its clear lack of a coherent plot and good acting, there is one redeemable quality: Samuel L. Jackson. Having him share the screen with Arnold Schwarzenegger is a dream come true.
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Music & Lyrics | Pop! Goes My Arnie!
The one word that people don't often associate with Arnie is 'Range'. But musically, we believe there is untapped potential in our 80s hero. That's why we've added him to this mid-noughties romcom alongside Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore.
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Ghostbusters | Don't Cross the Schwarzeneggers
It's incredibly hard to separate the eighties from the Ghostbusters gang, but it's even harder to seperate Allan and Corey from their insatiable desire to try and improve this movie by adding the great Arnold Shwarzenegger to the cast!
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Saw | Play A Game If You Want To Live
The horror movie industry was never the same when Saw entered pop culture. This splatter-fest of violent traps orchestrated by the Jigsaw killer is missing one piece though: Arnie!
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Shrek | Arnie Has Layers
The world was not ready when Shrek hit the big screen. Who was this green Scottish Ogre? And why did they want his swamp? We eventually found out and fell in love with the character and his Donkey, but is there room for Arnie?
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The Shining | Here's Arnie!
The author of The Shining, Stephen King, claimed the movie sucked despite being directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson. We can't help but think King would have loved the film if it starred one of the shiniest body builders to ever be covered in baby oil, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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Gladiator | Are You Not Arnie-tained?
How can you make a movie about muscly, sweaty men fighting to death and not cast Arnold Schwarzenegger? Shame on you Ridley Scott! Don't worry, we've kicked Russell Crowe to the curb and put Arnie where he belongs: the Colosseum!
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Joker | Why So Arnieous?
One of the most iconic cinematic characters has a list of stars to tackle the role: Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix. Now it's time to add Arnie to that exclusive list!
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Honey I Shrunk The Kids | The Future Is Arnie!
Rick Moranis is one of those Hollywood icons that we haven't seen in movies for years... Do you know who else we haven't seen on the big screen for a while?Once again, Allan and Corey effortlessly shoehorn Arnold Schwarzenegger into one of their favourite childhood movies!
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Mrs. Doubtfire | Help Is On The Way, Baby!
Robin Williams was the King of comedy back in the 90's. But with films like 'Kindergarten Cop', you could argue that was the Queen of Comedy? In this episode, we imagine a world where these two teamed up to get some more laughs out of what is already one of the best comedies of our time!
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Saving Private Ryan | Get to the Beach!
Steven Spielberg’s WWII epic is revered for its raw intensity, gripping action, and emotional depth. But there's one glaring omission: Where is Arnold Schwarzenegger? We’re here to right this wrong, placing Arnie on the front lines of Normandy to see how this classic changes when the world’s toughest soldier takes command.
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Castaway | We Live And Die By Arnie
Tom Hanks is a 90s acting icon who could do no wrong. The only misstep in his incredible filmography is never working alongside Arnie. At long last, we have fixed this as the two juggernauts meet for the first time in Castaway
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Alien | In Space, No One Can Hear Arnie Scream
Ridley Scott's name will forever be defined by Alien. The facehugger, the chest bursting scene, and the overly sexual Xenomorph itself. The only question mark surrounding Scott's legacy is, why hasn't he worked with Schwarzenegger? Time to fix that!
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory | The SnozzArnies taste like SnozzArnies?
Oompa loompa doompa do dee, what happens to this film when we add Arnie? The movie gets better, that's just a straight fact. No, we refuse to change the film back. Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot
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Casino | The House Always Arnies
Martin Scorsese is one of the world's greatest filmmakers, and yet despite his talent, he has failed in one key area: casting Arnold Schwarzenegger. We won't hold it against him, but we have intervened by adding Arnie to a Scorsese 90s classic, Casino. Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot
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Wolf Creek | That's for Messing with me F**kng Arnie!
This Australian thriller is every tourist's worst nightmare. Stuck in the outback, no reception, and being stalked by a bloody thirsty Aussie larrikin. There's only one thing that can stop Mick Taylor: Arnold Schwarzenegger! Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot
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Werewolves Of London | Happy 30th Arnieversary!
30 episodes baby!!! Arnie has done it all in his cinematic career, except for a good old fashion monster movie with zombies, vampires and/or werewolves... Until now. Beware the "Full Moon Arnie". Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot
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Silence Of The Lambs | Farnie Beans & A Nice Chianti
In a world where Arnie has played a teacher, a commander, a killer robot and a pregnant man, it's a shame he has never been cast as a cannibalistic murderer, until now... Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot
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Groundhog Day | Punxsutarnie Phil
This gem of a romcom about a weatherman's day repeating itself when he wakes up has a 100% chance of getting better with Arnie. This gem of a romcom about a weatherman's day repeating itself when he wakes up has a 100% chance of getting better with Arnie. This gem... Be a part of the conversation and join our Facebook Group or sling some cash to the cause at Patreon Have all your other Can We Add Arnie? needs fulfilled HERE! This Podcast is produced by Noise Pilot
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How much better would a movie be with Arnie? Allan Aldworth and Corey Sutton take different movies over multiple genres and shoehorn Arnold Schwarzenegger into them however they can.
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