Cats in the Cradle

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about Jonathan's adventures at prom. They tell some funny stories and adventures that include:- Yoga and what that was like- Yoga instructor giving some blunt and explicit advice about how to live your life- Brunch and some amazing waffles- Pedicures and aren't they wonderful?- Suiting up and how JJ looked good- Turning a scary moment into the most romantic moments of a girls life- Paint your date and how that turned outGive it a listen. Thanks in advance.

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode you frankly might not be that impressed! All episodes can't be hilarious which was proven to be true this go around! But don't you fret there are moments that will still make you laugh and smile as you listen to the duo discuss the following:- Josh was on the news live!- Jonathan made the club volleyball team- Josh deleted Life360 because he doesn't want to know!- Some back in the day talk discussing phone lines, call waiting, collect calls and phone cards!- Jonathan and the eloquent texts- AI & ALS - does it transmit all your thoughts? - Stains are funnier on a fat guy!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast They're at it again with their unique humor. Enjoy the following topics:- Stinky kids in class aren't what we thought it was going to be!- Kids these days couldn't deal with what Gen X had to deal with- Am I the only one yelling at AI too much?- Why is JJ dreaming that he's in trouble?- Teenagers fold their socks funny- A new word we've discovered and we love it!- How is Margaret & Peggy the same name?

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this hilarious episode the dynamic duo discuss the following:- Is Woodie from Toy Story a good guy? - The movie Hail Mary was a fun watch!- Community Cup Recap- Among the most prestigous of award ceremonies was in Las Vegas this past week! - Fartgate - what is going on in Canada? - Nate Bargatze is one of the funniest people in the world!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is worth listening to! You'll enjoy the laughs as you listen to the boys discuss the following:- Jonathan doesn't give up getting a tan despite the incessant sunburning!- Jonathan doesn't let age slow him down - asking a senior to prom! - Shout out to a number of people including one that can't afford a t-shirt! - Hotel sign encourages people to watch children burn their hands- Odd state laws and one that isn't as odd is they tried to make it sound- Why did Josh pee in the corner of his room?

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about the following:Karaoke and how to prepare for the future embarrassing momentJonathan punches one of our sponsors multiple times!Closed captions can't always help with a thick accentSuccess is spelled stupid!What are your secret superpowers?Superman's ice breath defies logic and physicsFrench Kissing is WarmSelf driving cars and the future of driving60mph vs 60mphEaster Meat Hunt vs. Easter Egg HuntJonathan as a line judgeHumanitarian Moment andHE IS RISEN!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about:- Escape rooms and how we aren't that smart- How to score a free pizza - Mexico has overtaken the USA in a significant category- What do we think about men that wear jewelry- Some old school cuss words- How to overcome allergies- Downtown Las Vegas is crazy!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this hilarious episode the dynamic duo discusses the following:- Movie drama in the house- Grand Canyon Trip Recap - All the good seats are taken- I can appreciate beauty- How do waterfalls work?- Not everyone should have a podcast- Be Kind Rewind- Blockbuster on a Friday night - How much does a loaf of bread cost?- What is a rerun?- Buy stock in adult diapers- Why do we celebrate St. Patrick's Day?

On this award nominated episode they discuss the following:Jonny comes through in the clutch at the volleyball tournament. Portable squatty potties are an absolute must have!What does the saying "The Proof is in the Pudding" mean and who is eating pudding these days?Mandatory Family fun is getting kicked up a notch this weekendI wish I had a relationship with my son like the father son combo on this podcast!A listing of my top 5 favorite childrenThanks for listening!

#Catsinthecradlepodcast In this gem of an episode Jonathan in on point with his hilariousness as he brings wonderful topics to the table. The dynamic duo discuss the following:You don't really know someone until you see their playlistsWhat's up with women's purses?What's up with women having tons of water bottles?Who decided that swear words were offensive?Jonathan has some crazy things going on at schoolAI is violating their own rules and it's going to kill us all!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this wonderful episode you get to hear the boys talk about the following:- Birthday celebration- Jonny truly is the king of the bowling alley!- What is up with Zit patches? Why do girls primarily wear them and what are they trying to accomplish with that?- Movie speeches (especially war movies) to a large crowd with no microphones- Sharknado may be the greatest movie of all time!- Poor Brandon is finding out that white collar jobs have inherent dangers! - Quote of the week was "Who isn't pale in this family!"

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - This episode starts off with some chatter about an older movie "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and is followed up with a lot of talk about the Winter Olympics. Which event do you love the most? There is some excitment about someon's birthday and we love that guy! There is also a moment of reminiscion about a birthday last year that required Jonathan to clean up someone's bodiliy fluid mess! This week's good moment of the week is worth the listen!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this episode the dynamic duo discuss the following:- Highlights of the Super Bowl- Funny things that happened during the past week- Irreconcilable differences- While trying to get to those differences there are a number of meanderings of other stories from days long gone and days not too long. - Getting kicked in the face- Getting your head banged at the pump track

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this belly buster of an episode we talk about the following:- Jonathan goes on another snowboarding trip- Why you should or shouldn't take business calls while snowboarding (especially when you're learning)- What happens when you snowboard on a mountain with minimum snow and maximum ice!- Not all containers are made the same when inserted into backpacks!- Jonny may be a race car driver afterall?- How mnay treats do you need for a movie?- My first jiu jitsu class may end my marriage! - Stop biting nipples!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this episode which is posted a few days late (sorry about that) they discuss the following items:- Josh discusses how he loves sports too much- JJ retells some snowboarding trip adventures. - Josh retells a story of when he crashed bad while snowboarding- Mandatory Family fun #2 and what happens when a mandatory participant doesn't show up?- Lord of the Rings Trilogy & 25th anniversary- Ralph will be ugly like his dad and- The Queen of England allegedly wants to make it publicly decent to pass gas in public!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this amazing episode you'll enjoy some laughs with us as we discuss:- How to be the #1 fan- Was Jenny on Forest Gump a good person?- Would you ever be an adult diaper model? And if so - what would you need to make?- Are you prepared for 8/12/2026 @ 7:33am PST?- Mandatory Family Fun and our Bob Ross painting activity- The lovely Doc R Haldeman joins the podcast and drops some important knowledge about some herbs that can help you out- Jonny shares a funny story about roll call at school.

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this hilarious episode you'll hear the dynamic duo discuss the following topics with much laughter:- When should you put away your Christmas lights?- What happens when you find a very old bag of Halloween candy in the garage and put your bowling clothes in it?- What's up with teenage boys and their many scents?- Hear about how I finished 3rd in my CrossFit competition until I didn't! - Mr. Scarlett gets a formal greeting- Jonathan's grandma might be a terrorist! Thanks for listening!

#CatsintheCradlePodcastIn this episode you will hear the dynamic duo discuss the following: - The glorious moment of eating a Philly Cheesesteak and how Cheese Whiz made it better! - New Year's Celebrations- Pie in the face- Aubrey joins us for a saucey story- Doc R helping us stay heathy and get back into the game!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this episode Josh & Jonny keep you laughing as they discussing the following: - Christmas and how it went- Josh opens a gift on the podcast and it's a huge hit!- Row Row Row your boat during dinner time with baby Eliza- How love multiplies in life- The movie Chariots of Fire isn't that good- Why do some guys shave their legs? Are there that many competitive swimmers?- "How many times do I have to tell you?"

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this award nominated podcast you'll get to laugh with the boys as they discuss the following:- The Nutcracker ballet and what Jonathan really thinks about male ballerinas. - Crying during movies - Why do people do reaction videos?- Training a dolphin to be a spy- Feel good moment of the week- More quick hitting special guests- More Christmas traditions from days gone by- Why is it called a Laundry List?

#CatsintheCradle PodcastIn this episode you'll get to laugh along with Josh & Jonathan as they discuss the following:Jonathan just woke up from a nap at 8pmThe lyrics to the song "All I want for Christmas" What we really want for ChristmasDoes Christmas stink without toys?Christmas traditions that we love to doAd campaign ideas for WeinerschnitzelWhat if mom was a massage therapist instead of an acupuncturist?Jonathan goes down a deep well of various throw-up storiesSidewalk etiquette around blind people. Special Guest!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is a good one. Maybe one of the top podcasts of the year! You'll enjoy the laughs with us as we discuss the following:- Jonathan doing acrobatics in class- Someone took a bite out of a piece of bread... who did it? Why did they do it? - I'm still Mr. Haldeman to my son-in-law- Massive shout out to Tate!- Revisiting the word "fine" and how it usually doesn't mean what we think it means. - Had a flat tire in the Tesla and it made me rething lots of things- What is your favorite non-Jesus Christmas song?- AND last but not least - a wonderful cameo by Addison who shares a few funny Eliza stories!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this Thanksgiving edition of the podcast we talk about some of the fun and funny things that took place over Thanksgiving weekend. We include ways to make hosting thanksgiving much beter and less stressful. We recount the annual flag football game. A new activity was added to the list of things we like to do which includes BOLWING! We end by giving you some great ideas of things to do an your next (and potentially last) dinner party that are sure to add some spice and make you and your guest laugh! Thanks for listneing and Merry Christmas!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode they catch you up on what has been going on in their lives including:- Jonathan has gone on a lot of trips of late and enjoying life along the way!- Jonathan made the team for a new sport you'll never guess what it is. - Jonathan steals a golden hug from grandpa!- Josh tells a story about when he basically had no clothes!- This podcast doesn't review movies but some movies have been reviewed- Good moment of the week- The podcast ends with some great advice about sending blessings into the world! Thanks for listening.

#CatsintheCradlePodcast You'll enjoy the banter as Josh & Jonathan discuss the following topics:- A recent Disneyland trip- Obnoxiously loud laughter in a restaurant- War Stories from my Uncle- Stories from grandpa Steve- Have you noticed people's faces in Disneyland? - Be a man and stand up for a woman!!!

#CatsintheCradle - In this episode they discuss the following:- Jonathan breaks his phone- Why do we have a home phone?- When should you stop trick or treating?- Trick or treating stories are shared- Shrimp with no shell (who wants the shell?)- Cancel culture- No good deed goes unpunished and why our dryer sounds like a WWII Tank!- No phones allowed in school rant!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode they continue to talk about random things such as:- Halloween costumes- Buzz haircut- Covid Flashbacks- Boxing kangaroos- What's up with small cans of soda?- Funeral of Paul- Why don't we talk nice about people while they're still alive?- Some old memories are shared

#CatsintheCradlePodcastIn this episode we discuss the following:- Whether we should or shouldn't eat gas station sushi and what could go wrong if you do. - The proper grooming of mustaches and how that should be handled. - Would you rather be who you are now or be the richest person ever but live 200 years ago? - We end on a sad note talking about our good friend Paul Whiting and how we love and miss him.

#CatsintheCradlePodcastAnother funny episode where they make you laugh by discussing:- Eating chilly peppers at In n Out Burger- The saying of "Hey it's me" and why that seems to be a voicemail staple in movies and tv shows- Why are there instructions on how to leave a voicemail?- Street Name Quiz- Good story of the week- Helicopter crash in CA- Are you hero material?- Have we become desensitized as a society?

In this funny episode Josh & Jonathan discuss the following:- Why I'm not in the NBA- Church basketball and how crazy those leagues can be- The phrase "I don't bite" and this segment is quite funny- JJ was cute as a kid and some funny stories about him- Potty training with its ups and downs- Barf prayer story- "Hey man" - what do you do when you don't know someone's name?Thanks for listening!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this funny episode you'll enjoy laughter as you hear the following stories:- Jonathan and his crazy dreams- Story time with Grandpa Mike about food- Mustache challenge time- Worth your weight in salt - what it means and how much JJ is worth!- A story about a dog that doesn't go how you'd think it would go- What is the best scent?- Feel good story of the week - When we are prone to tears

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the funny family combo discusses the following:- Elevator Music would make this podcast better- Jonathan asked his older brother's girlfriend on a date- The saying "Carpe Diem" and who likes it, who doesn't...- Is dancing fun and why would a town ban it- Is watching baseball fun? - The TV Show "The Jetsons" and some shady business going on there- Feel Good Story of the week- Nut Free Zone- Formalizing text messages!Thanks for listening! #CNCP

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the following items are discussed:- Could you land an airplane?- New segment is introduced with a positive story- The adventures that can occur when you bring a little kid into the bathroom- Adventures with cheese- What is a furry?- A bucket list item is introduced for Aubrey!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the dynamic duo discuss:- Showing up 2 hours early to a party- New sponsorship opportunity- Joined by a special guest (David Haldeman) and they relive some of the times when he was forgotten, his physical achievements and funny stories about pranksAs always we appreciate you joining us and laughing alongside with us!!!

#CatsintheCradle Podcast - In this award nominated podcast they discuss the following hilariousness:- Alternatives to the typical bad words- Bidets & Squatty Potty- Road Trip Stinky - Was that really the meanest thing ever or was it the murder?- Kids born in the year 2000 have it easy- Are buffets ever a good idea and are they ever good?

#CatsintheCradlePodcastIn this episode they discuss the following:- A set of English moments spread throughout the podcast that will help you question why you chose English as your primary language- A TV idea from the 60's is put to the test- Things that were a big deal as a kid and are they still a big deal now?- The good ol days were discussed and how we need to appreciate them because they are most likely happening to you right now!!!- What would life be like for Jonathan if I had to mirror him at school for disciplinary reasons. Thanks for listneing and laughing with us!!!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the dynamic duo discuss a myriad of topics including:- Whether cookies should have nuts or not- A furry that lived amongst wolves and how that went- Risks and whether they are worth taking or not- An English moment with the word "sugar"- a number of other things that will have you laughing and wanting to go back to listen for much much more! Thanks for listening!

In this award nominated podcast you'll enjoy a number of laughs as Josh & Jonny talk about:- More pickup lines- How Jonathan was able to discover an amazing way to show massive improvement in his test scores - Doc R Haldeman joins to talk about some recent miracles she's been able to perform- A good discussion is had regarding the risks of sports and if the risk of injury is worth the reward of playing- A number of other laughs are sure to bust your belly. Thanks for listening!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this award nominated podcast you'll get to laugh as they discuss:- Football season and how it's going so far- The movie The Naked Gun- Women's shoe sizes and why they're different- Cabin Trip / Fishing- Funny Jonny late at night- Unique pickup lines- Closing the freezer should be easy! - Jonathan nicknames

In this award nominated podcast you'll laugh as the following topics are discussed:- Josh gets philosophical regarding stress, how to handle it and how to choose to be happy- Freezer Steve in introduced- Jonathan went to volleyball camp and rekindled a relationship with his buddy "8th Day Paul"- Student Driver Stickers are discussed and how ridiculous they are- Would you rather eat poop or eat throw up? (The hard hitting topics that people really want to discuss!)

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the dynamic duo will keep you laughing as they discuss the following:- Welcome Home Aubrey and good luck navigating the airport- Life is so hard for us since we've become these amazing podcasters- Superman's superpowers are a bit ridiculous and we discuss what we don't understand about them. - Are firefighterrs reall saving cats? Because that's ridiculous if they are!- Babies are spoiled wrotten and get way too much attention.

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this gutbuster of an episode you will laugh at the following:- The podcasts influence on the TSA- How you have to go to podcastawards.com to vote for this podcast to win- Who sells more hot dogs? - A new medication Jordiance and it's wonderful side effects- Is the moon landing real?- Hamburgers - The World's Tallest Thermometer and why you have to vacation at Baker, CA!

#CatsinthecradlePodcast Thanks for listening. On this episode you'll get to hear us create sone good laughter about the following topics:- we don't appreciate theater arts- Romeo & Juliet were destined for failure if they didn't kill themselves- Dressing up for Olive Garden- Why all you can eat is guaranteed to come with bad service - We're not really sponsored by Cinemark (sad)- 4th of July is awesome- Eating competitions and how we could hang- Imagine if a cat really did have 9 lives- Why we say "Brandon, Hit IT!"

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - This episode covers a myriad of topics that will make you laugh and think throughout. We start off by quizzing JJ on when his family members' birthdays are. It oves on to a movie review that quickly morphs into phobias and dreams associated with those phobias. The smurfs are discussed and those are some odd ducks. Josh almost goes on a rant after he orders $1200 in pizza and gets 10 points for that purchase. And there is a solid discussion about waterparks and how they're kind of gross. Thanks for listening.

#Catsinthecradlepodcast In this episode the comedy duo disucsses the new baby born in the family, Jonathan chokes out his older brother twice, Clark Kent needs a better disguise, and another TSA discussion!

#CatsintheCradlePodcast We talk about the new baby's name and what it may be. We also talk alot about how we named Ralph and why. Jonathan went on a youth camp trip and had a blast as he made great friendships. You are guaranteed to laugh and enjoy this so give it a listen.

In this hilarious episode they discuss a number of hard hitting topics such as - If Covid can't travel 6 feet, how come a fart can. How long should it take your daughter to respond to a hilarious text? The best pizza song ever!!! Revenge for someone eating your lunch at work. Public Display of Affection which oddly included high 5's! And of course - it's ok to be fat in Spanish. It'll make sense when you listen to it. Thanks for listening. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for laughing!

In this episode Josh goes on a wild rant against the TSA and spouts of some uncontrolled thoughts that leave his wife shaking her head in disgust. They recap their recent vacation and talk a lot about a wild river trip they went on. Some misleading headlines are discussed. Can you be tough while eating an ice cream cone? Why do so many people in Portland wear masks?

#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this award nominated podcast they keep you laughing by discussing a heartbreaking first world problem that happened to them this week. They also discuss graduation ceremonies and why parents have a hard time behaving themselves during those events. Some memory lane stories are shared about graduation ceremonies as well. Thanks for listening and laughing with us!

In this laugh filled episode they discuss the hoax of stainless steel, funny comments regarding girl math, a throwback to JJ & EDC. An important discussion about when to use LOL vs. HaHa vs. Hahaha & laughy face emoji. There needs to be some rules set! There is a lot more good stuff in here and if you know anyone in Thailand ask them about it because we're huge there!