Chicken Philosophy

In which BT refuses to stop trying to make “fetch” happen.

Chocolate Milk & Meditation

In which we finish D.P. Curtin's introduction.

in which Carl Jung's soul makes him promise to disregard his contempt for women

In which Ibn Arabi and The Surangama Sutra are both buzzkills.

In which BT makes peace with Carl Jung.

It's the one with all the Björk

In which we read about the seven and a half Thomas churches

In which Philemon starts wearing purple.

In which that's just your opinion, man

In which BT walks a fine line

In which Gwydion pretty much gets convinced that Thomas really did go to India.

in which Carl Jung takes the wrong Red Pill

Who knew Ibn al-ʿArabī, Lord Buddha, and Gerald Casale of DEVO had so much in common??

in which Hellmut is delightful, Carl isn’t, and Afroman WON!

In which the paranoid elephants sculpt mysteriously with the bed

Chapter Five: 55% wheat, 45% chaff, also introducing "Hooo-Heee" (but no blowfish)

Douglas Adams goes up against The Gospel of Thomas.

in which gooning is a happy medium

Sharia by numbers; reasoning by analogy

in which we vicariously experience Helmut’s filial pride.

In which, surprisingly, Chapter 4 of The Divine Pymander doesn’t suck.

Douglas Adams goes up against The Gospel of Thomas.

In which Ka's earthiness makes Carl's soul complain about Toni Wolff.

on Jihad and Sharia Law but, like, in a fun way...?

In which Edward debates with a Lake about the nature of Joy.

Tryin' to separate the wheat from the chaff, but all there is today is chaff.

In which, I don't know... the music is alright.

In which Carl breaks free of Ka's temple/tomb.

The highest, and thus most obscure, aspects of being pissed off at Jean-Michel Jarre.

In which The Hermit softens a bit on the idea of other people.

ΔΕΝ ΜΠΟΡΟΎΝ ΝΑ ΕΊΝΑΙ ΌΛΟΙ ΝΙΚΗΤΈΣ ("they can't all be winners")

In which BT makes the two into one (feat. 2 Marks)

In which Carl & his Soul get deep

Pride Without Object and The Theomorphic Man

in which the twist is Gwydion hymns Himself real nice

In which Edward begins reading The Gospel of Thomas

In which Carl Jung gets cancelled

In which Gwydion looks at it from 72 different angles...

In which Edward finishes Gwydion's divination

in which BT is pleasantly surprised

In which Gwydion finishes reading "The Secret Book of John" (with a little help from Editor-Edward)

In defense of hive-mind

In which BT closes the Christmas of '25 Fifteen and the year 2025... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

in which the clockwork Sage kicks Gwydion’s ego’s ass

in which Edward finally finishes reading the passionately obnoxious preface to this particular translation

It's the 2025 Chicken Philosophy Christmas Special! (trigger warning for sexual assault)

Seeing as this is episode 93, Gwydion dedicates it to a certain fellow Golden Dawn Adept...

In which we learn about "Insane Camille" and Bear... mess.

In which BT breaks his rose quartz wand (accidentally)