CHRISTMAS MOVIE MARATHON w/the Arson Club

It's the last full episode of the season and we're getting down on the Tim Allen 90s Christmas Classic, THE SANTA CLAUSE.Matt's millennial heart is full of nostalgic love for this one, but does it stand the test of time?Paul's Gen X mind doesn't know if it has ever actually seen this one, and a first time viewing is about to get the old 1-2.Let's shake our snowglobes, slobber on our Oscar Mayer weenie whistles, and have Judy's hot cocoa in at the North Pole with Bernard, it's time for The Arson Club to spark up on The Santa Clause. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We still have many classics we haven't watched for this show so we decided our last two episode would be some vintage Christmas goodness. And of course we're starting with the Charlie Browniest of them all, A Charlie Brown Christmas. A cartoon short that's big on classic style and timeless messaging, all with just a dash of breakdancing beagles. Join The Arson Club as they Hark the Herald and go Peanuts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold, and we are giving the icon the back to back Christmas treatment. After the explosive car crash of the Batman Returns episode we return for something a little more....um, simple? Let's dive into the grounded rich person problems of Oh. What. Fun. now streaming on Amazon Prime. Is a great cast and a little holiday spirit enough to overcome that attempt at a Texan accent? Let's find out together in what sure to be another on the pile of forgotten holiday attempts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just finished another rewatch of New Girl, and we're talking Christmas eps real quick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, I keep seeing people call Batman Returns a Christmas movie, so the experts are on the case.Is Tim Burton's Batman masturbatory emo fantasy really a Christmas movie? Or does it just happen at Christmas?Let go to Gotham and solve this thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode the Arson fellas are joined by one of Kansas City's top critics and an old standup buddy of the boys. Patrick Moore is on the show, and we made sure we only picked the very best of Christmas for him to review with us.A VERY JONAS CHRISTMAS MOVIE.It is, no doubt very Jonas, but is it very Christmas? Let's go scene by scene and determine which Jonas is the best Jonas.Also, shoutout to one of the best scenes in a movie that it was way too good for. Look up Home Alone the musical if you don't watch this movie. Join Matt Keck, Paul Shields, and special guest Patrick Moore as they rate the Jonas bois on the 12 Days of Christmas scale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The time is finally here, we've taken Elf off the shelf and gone deep on one of Will Ferrell's most iconic roles.Let's talk fun production facts, manic pixie dream girls, and how the hell James Caan's character ever got promoted to the job he has.Join Matt Keck and Paul Shields as they ask the tough questions like WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Taking a quick dip in some classic Adult Swim with a special guest appearance by Glen Danzig. What’s more Christmas than a talking milkshake and bleeding walls? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Arson Club gets jolly as all hell as The Iliffs join ya boys Matt Keck and Paul Shields for the brand new Netflix Christmas Rom-Com "A Merry Little Exmas" now streaming.How angry did this movie make Del? Listen and find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Office is probably my most rewatched sitcom (is my millennial showing) so it naturally became the first show of the season I'd recently seen every Christmas episode of.There are so many great Christmas moments, so I break down each season, and give them a rating, along with my recs and which ones to watch this season. Season 2, Episode 10: "Christmas Party"White elephant with an ipod video. Super nostalgic - 9/12Season 3, Episodes 10 and 11: "A Benihana Christmas"Two part, merger season, best season, best Christmas episode - 12/12Season 5, Episode 11: "Moroccan Christmas"Angela’s affair, and Meredith to rehab. Worst one. - 3/12Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"Phyllis is Santa. Fairly forgettable, just like most of season 6. -  4/12Season 7, Episodes 11 and 12: "Classy Christmas"Michael’s last Christmas, it’s all about bringing Holly back. - 6/12Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"Andy grants everyone’s wish. Erin gets drunk. Mid, but ok. - 5/12Season 9, Episode 9: "Dwight Christmas"Belschnickel is here! The most underrated Chri Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trying out something new this season. As I stumble across the holiday specials of the shows I watch (mostly cartoons and sitcoms) I'm going to give little mini reviews of them because I know I'm not the only one who loves a good holiday special of my favorite shows.The first one happened by accident during my Saturday morning cartoons I clicked on What If and my next episode was our guy Happy Hogan looking like Wreck-It Ralph, turning himself into a hulking California Raisin and saving Christmas Die Hard style. If you're looking for some MCU fun this Christmas, you have options, but this one is some quick, easy, fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Arson Club (Matt Keck and Paul Shields) are back for season 3 of the CHRISTMAS MOVIE MARATHON! Like true capitalists, this season is starting earlier than ever, and since we're all up on Halloween's junk, we decided to start with our first Christmas Horror Movie crossover.Ho ho hoing our way into 2017's Krampus (now streaming on Peacock) starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner and more. Rating every film we watch on a 12 Days of Christmas scale, how do the boys think Santa's evil twin stacks up against the holiday classics. Let's get the first episode in before Mariah Carey wakes up.Tis the season Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Putting the pop girlies on notice, that the boys are diving head first into the standom and watching Sabrina Carpenter's Nonsense Christmas Special on Netflix. Not a traditional Christmas movie, but an embrace of the classic holiday variety show.How do we think a little nonsense stacks up for the holiday?Please please please give us a listen and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bust out the bouncing Bumble, we're taking our misfit asses to that Toy Island to see what King Moonshine is hiding under that damn cape.Let's get clayed up and caked up as everyone from his parents to Santa Claus bully and gaslight our main man. Little did they know he was going to become friends with a lumberjack bear and his little twink dentist boyfriend, and they were going to become a supergroup with superior pig imitation powers.None of that make sense? Then pop an edi and dive back into the magically drug induced world of Rankin and Bass. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know the OG Frosty Cartoon was a Rankin and Bass special? I didn't realize since I mostly think of them with claymation.Either way since the boys went in on Hot Frosty it only felt right to put a little love on the name of the OG.We get down on the classic Frosty the Snowman cartoon, and it is even shorter than this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Right after spending the weekend at The Kauffman watching the Nutcracker, the boys decide to try out this new Ben Stiller Christmas vehicle, Nutcrackers. Big time real estate guy comes home to orphaned nephews, and you probably already know how the rest of it goes.Join along with a couple of elves with bad attitudes as we watch Christmas movies so you don't have to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Arnold Holiday classic makes the slate for season two. Let's follow the boys as they track down Turbo Man and reminisce about the glory days of Sinbad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you wanna bang a snowman? Well good news ya kinky freak, it's Christmas time and thanks to Netflix, this year is jam packed with horny holiday cheer. A hot snowman coming to life to bang an entire small town? Sign me up!The Arson Club is back in the Christmas saddle taking on Hot Frosty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Muppets rule. The Muppets doing a Christmas Movie? Sign us up.See how a first or maaaaybe second time perspective lines up with someone who grew up loving cheeses for us meeces.Don't skip our final episode of the season!See you next year, and HAPPY F***ING Holidays! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We decided we needed to watch one of the new ones that came out this year, and Melissa McCarthy is a safe bet....right?Wait, is this even a Christmas movie?Find out how this ranks on the 12 Days of Christmas scale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for another classic, and this time we are going animated. Dr. Seuss, Chuck Jones, and Boris Karloff join forces for the classic 1960s cartoon romp How the Grinch Stole Christmas.You know the show, you know the song, but where does it rank on the 12 Days of Christmas scale? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We made a little trilogy out of these, and we are following Die Hard and Love, Actually with the Netflix Original Christmas Movie, LOVE HARD.Starring Jimmy O. Yang and Nina Dobrev, the boys dive into one of their favorite christmas movies yet.Yippee Ki Yay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This one is bound to cause some controversy.Jump in to another Christmas movie that people love to fight about, Love, Actually.But is anyone in this thing even actually in love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John Mcclane is just trying to get back together with his family, have a few laughs, well we've got the laughs ready.Join the boys as we base jump off Nakatomi Plaza with Hans Gruber and our guest, comedian Dennis Chanay. Where is this action classic going to land on the 12 Days of Christmas scale? Listen up, and find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the North Pole with a suggestion from a listener. Kayla has asked us to watch Holiday in Handcuffs, and DID WE EVER.Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez, you can stream this lump of coal on Hulu today or just laugh along as the boys rate it on the 12 Days of Christmas scale.Happy Holidays in Handcuffs to all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We jumped on the fun little Marvel Special The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special for a quick Christmas romp.Will it fall as flat as the old Star Wars Christmas Special, or will it be a nice charming surprise like Marvel can often be?Check it out at Matt Keck and Paul Shields come to town. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's episode 3, which means Matt and Paul are diving in to a Christmas movie they've never seen.This time they chose Christmas with The Campbells. A fun satire that's putting its target on Hallmark and straight to Streaming cheesy Christmas schlock.What's this new movie manage to score on the 12 Days of Christmas scale?Tune in, and find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After diving into a true classic, we put our holiday spirit to the test with one of the worst Christmas movies ever created, Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.Listen to us suffer through as we try to understand why this movie exists.Let us know what your favorite Christmas movie is, and we'll queue it up for a future episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of year, to dust of the Christmas Movies and try to captures that old holiday feeling.We're kicking of the marathon with the Chevy Chase classic, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.Listen along as we talk this holiday classic! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.