CINEMA CURSE

The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Hollywood – or, as I like to call it, Hollywoodland. Project Hail Mary, The Drama, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, Mother Mary aren’t even all of the films – or, as I like to call them, motion pictures – discussed by Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, and Daisygreen Stenhouse (plus Nyra York!) in this newest episode of Cinema Curse – or, as I like to call it, Cinema Curse.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00 - intro04:30 - Project Hail Mary13:52 - Lee Cronin’s The Mummy18:32 - Mother Mary27:04 - The Drama28:48 - The Drama SPOILERS47:23 - The Super Mario Galaxy Movie56:43 - AND MORE: Thrash, The Bride!, Scream 7, Hokum, Michael (kinda), Crime 101, and You, Me & Tuscany1:17:19 - Connor's Wicked Games1:45:54 - Scott's Comic Corner1:48:16 - Anything Else? + outro

When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say, "I should watch the fourth volume of James Bond Club, the series on Cinema Curse covering all of the 007 films. This one includes host Connor Lloyd Crews -- joined by Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, and Jason Steele -- discussing the way the 70s shifted the franchise and, specifically, Diamonds Are Forever and..." But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin' makes you give in and cry, say, "Live and Let Die."Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00 - intro02:43 - Diamonds Are Forever28:40 - Dad Thoughts29:11 - Live and Let Die55:49 - Bond Music Rankings1:00:38 - Bond Post Culture1:09:54 - Connor's Wicked Games1:32:14 - Scott's Comic Corner1:35:32 - Anything Else? + outro

It’s the biggest night of the year, all the stars are here and ready to help you forget about the nightmare world they have helped create. That’s right! Connor Lloyd Crews, Edwin Gomez, Bri Robert, and Scott Heaton talk about the 98th Academy Awards, honoring the best in film from 2025, on this, the Third Annual Cinema Curse Oskies Special! Plus, our Extra Oskies, honoring what isn’t yet honored at the real Oscars! The horrors are sometimes jmmtoo much for one mind to comprehend.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00 - intro03:41 - The 98th Academy Awards35:35 - The Cinema Curse 2025 Extra Oskies46:37 - 2025 in Film51:18 - Connor's Wicked Games1:13:50 - DUNEDATE1:14:46 - Scott's Comic Corner1:17:04 - Edwin’s Cool Stuff1:18:20 - Anything Else? + outro

First, Connor Lloyd Crews heads to Japan to track down the nefarious Bri Robert and commit several cultural faux pas in You Only Live Twice. Then, the Winter Olympics are underway in Switzerland as Scott Heaton and a dozen beautiful ladies are force fed chicken in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Finally, only the original James Bond, Jason Steele, can make sense of whatever is happening in the 1967 Casino Royale.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00 - intro04:30 - You Only Live Twice28:39 - Dad Thoughts29:59 - On Her Majesty's Secret Service1:05:39 - Casino Royale (1967)1:19:31 - Bond Music Rankings1:28:02 - Connor's Wicked Games1:43:41 - Scott's Comic Corner1:48:49 - Anything Else? + outro

The French have invented a lot of things: manicures, connections, ies; but their most diabolical creation to date is certainly what James Quandt coined as New French Extremity, a series of films (largely horror or thriller) from the turn of the century that reveled in excess. Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, & Bella Mazzetti are here today to discuss two such films: High Tension & Martyrs; plus, more.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00 - intro04:59 - What is New French Extremity?12:51 - High Tension20:37 - High Tension SPOILERS33:03 - Martyrs42:05 - Martyrs SPOILERS52:29 - NFE tier list1:20:48 - Connor's Wicked Games1:42:07 - Scott's Comic Corner1:43:27 - Anything Else? + outro

For the first time, CINEMA CURSE is doing a January episode... because there were actually enough movies released in January to make a whole episode out of them! Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Daisygreen Stenhouse, & (kinda) Daniel Ott talk about Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien in Sam Raimi's Send Help, Alex Garland and Nia DaCosta's 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and Rebecca Ferguson and somebody else in Mercy! Plus: Primate and Charli XCX's The Moment.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00:00 - intro00:02:52 - Primate00:10:39 - Send Help00:19:46 - Send Help SPOILERS00:23:04 - 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple00:44:53 - Mercy00:58:56 - The Moment01:01:53 - Connor's Wicked Games01:21:41 - Scott's Comic Corner01:23:15 - Anything Else? + outro

Connor Lloyd Crews is back in action! Everything Bri Robert touches turns to excitement! Here comes the biggest Scott Heaton of all! Look up! Look down! Look out! Luna Nightingale! And now featuring the Man from U.N.C.L.E.: Jason Steele! They've all gathered for the second meeting of James Bond Club to talk about 1964's Goldfinger and 1965's Thunderball, both starring Sean Connery!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00:00 - intro00:02:52 - Goldfinger00:32:07 - Dad Thoughts00:33:55 - Thunderball00:58:10 - Bond Music Rankings01:07:35 - The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - "The Vulcan Affair"01:13:23 - Connor's Wicked Games01:32:01 - Scott's Comic Corner01:35:13 - Anything Else? + outro

In the most FEASTABLE episode of Cinema Curse yet, Connor Lloyd Crews is joined by his friends Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Luna Nightingale, & Daisygreen Stenhouse to talk about the hottest new movies like Marty Supreme, Wake Up Dead Man, Wicked: For Good, the Testament of Ann Lee, AND MORE! Mr. Beast is a good person, and undeserving of scorn. No one could have predicated that outcome at the end lolBroadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00:00 intro00:05:04 Marty Supreme00:16:06 Marty Supreme SPOILERS00:24:21 Wake Up Dead Man00:32:13 Wake Up Dead Man SPOILERS00:44:54 Wicked: For Good00:57:13 The Testament of Ann Lee01:15:21 AND MORE: Rental Family, Hedda, Highest 2 Lowest, the Chronology of Water, & Avatar: Fire and Ash01:24:45 Connor's Wicked Games01:43:42 Scott's Comic Corner01:45:33 Anything Else? + outro

It’s the most Christy-mas time of the year! The final episode of 2025 features Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Jason Counts, Scott Heaton, and Luna Nightingale talkin’ ‘bout The Astrologer, The Reconciler, A Karate Christmas Miracle, both versions of The Running Man, and, of course, Christy: Santa’s First Female Reindeer! Also features the Second Return of the Splendiferous Cinema Curse Advent Calendar! A Merry Christy-mas to all and to all a Merry Christy-mas!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00:00 intro00:03:29 Christy: Santa’s First Female Reindeer00:11:57 The Astrologer00:21:19 The Running Man (1987 & 2025)00:32:07 The Reconciler00:36:27 A Karate Christmas Miracle00:49:57 Connor's Wicked Games01:31:26 Scott's Comic Corner01:33:32 Anything Else? + outro

The name is Crews, Connor Crews. Also, Robert, Bri Robert; and Heaton, Scott Heaton; and Nightingale, Luna Nightingale; and Steele, Jason Steele. And they're all here to talk about the first two EON Bond films, Dr. No and From Russia with Love, for the first James Bond Club! They also have a license to yap about the forgotten 50s TV adapation of Casino Royale.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00:00 intro00:03:14 Dr. No00:27:17 Dad Thoughts00:29:03 From Russia with Love00:55:13 Bond Music Rankings01:00:32 "Casino Royale" (Climax!) (1954)01:11:28 Connor's Wicked Games01:26:03 DUNEDATE01:26:24 Scott's Comic Corner01:29:46 Anything Else? + outro

There are too many movies -- One Battle After Another, Frankenstein, Bugonia, the Smashing Machine, Die My Love, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, a House of Dynamite, After the Hunt, & the Mastermind -- and too many people talking about them -- Connor Lloyd Crews, Daniel Ott, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Luna Nightingale, & Daisygreen Stenhouse -- what are we gonna do?!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00:00 intro00:02:48 One Battle After Another00:23:07 Frankenstein00:38:08 Bugonia00:45:12 The Smashing Machine00:54:12 Die My Love01:06:44 If I Had Legs I'd Kick You01:15:42 A House of Dynamite01:18:45 After the Hunt01:25:54 The Mastermind01:30:16 Connor's Wicked Games01:56:54 Scott's Comic Corner01:58:28 Anything Else? + outro

The witching season is once more upon us, and by the witching season, I mean it's time for another Monday Night Movie Nights Roundup! *airhorn noises* Three chilling Halloween tales of monster, man, and beast! First, Connor Lloyd Crews (aka The Rumble) gets Bri Robert to steal the one and only Money Plane! Next, Jason Counts throws down with Typhoon the Baboon in Shakma! Finally, Scott Heaton and Luna Nightingale find themselves in the middle of an Evil Dead ripoff in Spookies! Also, we talk a lot about Cats!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews00:00:00 intro00:04:34 Money Plane00:18:25 Shakma00:33:46 Spookies00:43:47 Halloween Roundup01:01:23 Connor's Wicked Games01:30:53 Scott's Comic Corner01:34:19 Anything Else? + outro

..... logging in. REROUTE to MASTER COMMAND. User: CiNEMA CURSE. Load: conversation about the Tron series including the original, Tron: Legacy, and the new one, Tron: Ares. Load: avatars Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, and Scott Heaton. COUNTERLOG, reponse to User CiNEMA CURSE: isn't Jared Leto in that new one? I'm a computer and even I'm not gonna see it! Yikes!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Three chilling tales! First, Connor Lloyd Crews has his football dreams crushed by the nefarious Bri Robert in Him! Second, Scott Heaton loses track of his car keys in The Long Walk. Third, Daisygreen Stenhouse loses track of many children in Weapons! Halloween begins with all of that... plus A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Beyond Fest and more!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Two years? It's been two years already? Why, I can just remember when Cinema Curse started like it was two years ago. Maybe a little longer actually -- did this episode take a minute? Wait, Connor Lloyd Crews, Edwin Gomez, Daniel Ott, Bri Robert and Scott Heaton are talking about... which movies? Color of Night? The Adventures of Ford Fairlane? Why? What even are those?Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

There's some fear in letting go. I can't say more over the internet. But you know what I mean, from our talks, when we were able to speak face to face about Twin Peaks, David Lynch, and Lynch's first film Eraserhead with Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Alex Olivier, and Jason Steele. Watch for that one, the one I told you about. Goodbye, TWIN PEAKS CLUB…Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Look up! The boy in blue, Connor Lloyd Crews, is here to save the city! And who is that with him? The elastically intelligent Daniel Ott, the hard-to-see Bri Robert, the rough and tumble Scott Heaton, the hot-headed Daisygreen Stenhouse, and also Casey Young! And by save the city, I mean they're here to talk about James Gunn's Superman and The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Nuff said!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Once again, hot off the presses, five chilling summer stories to keep you cool! In Bring Her Back, Connor Lloyd Crews does a really bad job taking care of some kids. In 28 Years Later, Bri Robert travels through the Scottish Highlands and sees a lot of thick and meaty zombie [REDACTED]. In M3GAN 2.0, Scott Heaton creates a robot with the sole purpose of serving indescribable amounts of [REDACTED]. Also: Dangerous Animals & Final Destination Bloodlines!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Many years ago, information your father gathered brought him together With DirEctor Connor LLoyd Crews, BrI Robert, Robert Benfer, Scott Heaton, and Jason Steele. It's about the 13th VolumE of TWin PEAKs CLUB. ThIs is what's brought us to where we are toDay. Now, there are some things that will changE. The pAst Dictates the futuRe. It's a good thing wE mAde so Many sandwiches.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to three white men talk about Tom Cruise’s Mission: Impossible series, including the new entry, The Final Reckoning, directed by Christopher McQuarrie. Your team: Connor Lloyd Crews, Daniel Ott, and Scott Heaton. The objective: entertainment? Risk assessment: very low. This message will self-destruct in five seconds. Or, like, whenever you’re done listening.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Just you... and I... together... forever... watching Twin Peaks: The Return Parts 10-14 and then talking about it on the 12th volume of TWIN PEAKS CLUB... Just you... and I... and Connor Lloyd Crews... and Bri Robert... and Robert Benfer... and Scott Heaton... and Jason Steele... together... forever... on this podcast...Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Time to wake AND bake with everyone's favorite toasty director: Bong Joon Ho!... I... don't really have anywhere else to go with this bit... We talk about Bong's new movie, Mickey 17, starring Robert Pattinson. We includes Connor Lloyd Crews, Daniel Ott, Bri Robert, and Scott Heaton. We also talk about all of Bong's other films a little. And do usual show stuff... Anyways... Time to grip it 'n' rip it baby!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

This is the water... and this is the well. Drink full and descend... The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. This is the 11th volume of TWIN PEAKS CLUB... and this is the one that covers Twin Peaks: The Return Parts 6-9. Watch full and join Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, and Jason Steele... The podcast is the sound of their mouths, and good within.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

It's Hollywood's Biggest Night! The glitz! The glamour! The snubs! The flubs! The dubs! It's the Second Annual Cinema Curse Oskies Special, covering the 97th Academy Awards, and hosted by Connor Lloyd Crews, Edwin Gomez, Daniel Ott, Marina Sakimoto, and Bri Robert! Also, we give out our Extra Oskies! Plus, no one involved has been cancelled in any way whatsoever!Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Face front, true believers! Today, I bring you the tale of Kraven the Hunter! We begin in the... the uh... ahh, who cares? We did an episode about this silly Sony movie universe that's all about Spider-Man but never has him in it and is probably basically over at this point. We got Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, and Didi Rio. Excelsior and etcetera or whatever.Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Coming to you live and electrified from Studio A, high atop the escarpments of White Tail Peak, the roof – ruff ruff – of Twin Peaks: The Return. This is Dr. Amp, Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Robert Benfer, Scott Heaton, Jay Light, and Jason Steele, doing the vamp for liberty, climbing the ramp to justice, and talking about Parts 1-5. So… what's on your mind tonight?Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

Four scary, steamy tales. First, Connor Lloyd Crews has a nighttime rendezvous with his girlfriend's ex in Nosferatu. Then, Bri Robert comes to an inappropriate relationship with an underling in Babygirl. Next, Scott Heaton can't stop breaking hearts and folking around in A Complete Unknown. Last, Daisygreen Stenhouse summons her inner hounddog in Nightbitch. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors but real movies reviewed by real friends with real names: Connor Lloyd Crews, Daniel Ott, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton. Verdicts are delivered for Juror #2, September 5, and Francis Ford Creepula's Megaflopolis here in our forum... the Movie Court. Also, you should really google what Coppola said about Victor Salva! Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

On the last day of Christy-mas my true love gave to me: Xmas classics like Maniac Cop 2 and Assassin 33 A.D., also Lethal Weapon and Christy (Santa’s First Female Reindeer), engaging with the teens, Connor Lloyd Crews, EDWIN GOMEZ… Brian Robert, Marcy Hyde, Joshua Oakley, and the return of the Spectacular Cinema Curse Advent Calendar! (note to self: really need to work on the meter) Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

First, Connor Lloyd Crews goes to like a wizard school where only two people do magic and also his skin is green. Then, Scott Heaton repeats the beats in the Colosseum. Next, Daisygreen Stenhouse dates someone she hates down in Mexico. Still in Mexico, Casey Young gets an interesting call from his local cartel lord. Finally, an architect watches Wicked, Gladiator II, Queer, Emilia Pérez, and The Brutalist. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews

There is no podcast description... and yet you are reading it: Twin Peaks Club takes a detour to talk about David Lynch's work between Old Peaks and Nu Peaks, focusing on his final two feature films, Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire. If we listen closely... we may hear Connor Lloyd Crews, Jay Light, and Jason Steele talk about... stuff... This is all... a recording... lady dreams of hay boys: ⁠https://youtu.be/e8EJ3zE6vK8⁠ Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews