Clocking Off

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Clocking Off

Two Blokes, Two Mics and One Hell of a Good Time. Nailed it.

  1. 38

    Ep 38. New Year, New Us

    Kicking off 2026 in style - the boys are back with predications, reviews and a new in your face interface. Things have never been better at Clocking Off Towers.

  2. 37

    Ep 37. Boots

    The boys talk Zohran, football boots and cladding in a pretty loose episode.

  3. 36

    Ep. 36. Premises

    The boys are back to discuss the Big 3 pizza chains, Charlie has big opinions on cake and intelligence. They touch on university fridge politics, whether Winkleman or Ant and Dec would make a better prime minister and Ash has some premises to test Charlie with.

  4. 35

    Ep. 35. The Nasal Boys

    A brave new era begins as the Clocking off boys return as the NASAL BOYS. Briggs adds a bit of class through his Private Eye musings, Ash takes on Briggs' parents quiz and more beans related content.

  5. 34

    Ep 34. Tango Ice Blast

    The boys chat all things child acting in films related, go into the weeds on Tango Ice Blasts and breakdown Briggs commitment to veganism - 127 Hours style.

  6. 33

    Ep. 33. Lost Phones

    The boys are back on a rare midday record. They discuss Charlie's new fridge, ice cream and phone etiquette. In the second half they discuss the news stories that have caught their eye over the past week.

  7. 32

    Ep. 32. Eggs and Oasis

    The boys are back to discuss whether Ash's kidnapping would make national news or relegated to a segment on Look East, get stuck into UK geography and Charlie talks us through his journey to the Oasis reunion gig and his run in with eggs.

  8. 31

    Ep. 31. Glastonbury

    The boys are back to discuss Glastonbury, dream festival line ups. They get heated over who the real star of Take That was and wax lyrical about the Cure. This episode is brought to you by Gary Barlow wines.

  9. 30

    Ep 30. Smoking Areas

    The boys discuss Briggs' glory days in Cardiff club smoking areas, their weakness around waiters and an interesting encounter at a West London pub.

  10. 29

    Episode 29. Maps

    The boys are back after a brief hiatus with more energy and better sound than ever. They face a geography challenge, quickfire questions and a user submission from one of their most devoted fans.

  11. 28

    Episode 28: Names

    The culmination of a weeks long process to revolutionise the Clocking Off Podcast. A new era begins. The sound is listenable but still echoing - but there is clear improvement so just suck it up and listen. Charlie and Ash introduce new gameshows, new meanings and new perspectives on NAMES.

  12. 27

    Ep 27. Jacket Potatoes

    The boys are in full swing on their rebrand with two brand new completely original segments not at all based on other more successful podcasts. They also make time to discuss the merits of jacket potatoes, imaginary friends and waiters that don't write down orders.

  13. 26

    Ep 26. The Rebrand

    The boys are back after a period of reflection and a big rebrand. They sit down to discuss being the natural heirs to Ant and Dec, Elmo's role in Iraq and conscription.

  14. 25

    Ep 25. Martial Law

    The boys are back to discuss tech bros, James Watt and this weeks Should I Lie To You nearly tears the Clocking Off Pod apart.

  15. 24

    Ep 24. Japanese Toilets

    The boys are back for 2025. They look back on 2024, name their 2024 person of the year and discuss predictions for 2025. Also if you make Japanese toilets, please sponsor us.

  16. 23

    Ep 23. Dinner Parties

    The boys finally discuss their dream dinner parties, argue over Lenny Henry's place in UK advertisement history and discuss US politics.

  17. 22

    Ep 22. Pigeons and Clowns

    The boys discuss fears, acting and have different opinions on a fan email.

  18. 21

    Ep. 21. Garfield

    The boys are in person once again and discuss all the big hits of the last two weeks - Garfield, the budget and Charlie's powerhouse performance in the Elephant Man.

  19. 20

    Ep. 20. Marketing Tech

    The boys debut a brand new segment - The Clocking Off Inn, discuss restaurant etiquette and Ash talks Charlie through his cricket adventures in China.

  20. 19

    Ep. 19. Cast Away

    The boys discuss the television event of the year: Schofield on an island, Charlie quizzes Ash and tells all about his trip to New York.

  21. 18

    Ep. 18. Tour de France

    Ash is heading off on a cycling adventure in France and Charlie is on hand to provide useful tips and tricks. The boys discuss Amazon warehouses and Keir Starmer's shopping habit.

  22. 17

    Ep. 17. Doctor's Appointments

    Charlie goes to the doctor, Ash has been betrayed and was Charlie voted most likely to be famous by his school peers? (Apologies for the mic quality)

  23. 16

    Ep. 16. A New Era

    Huge changes happening across the board as the boys enter a brave new era for the pod. Expect thrills, spills and high quality content.

  24. 15

    Ep 15. Olympic Fever

    The boys are back after a brief hiatus talking through Charlie's brand new pool game, Ash's mysterious fever and how best to deal with a fear of dogs.

  25. 14

    Ep 14. We Did It

    The boys discuss Keir Starmer, the upcoming Euros final and Charlie's feud with a PE teacher.

  26. 13

    Ep 13. Riffin'

    The boys discuss everything from the election to the EUROS in a broad ranging and often insightful look at the world today.

  27. 12

    Ep. 12. Tennis

    The boys debate Ash's tennis fandom, Sunak vs Starmer and Charlie's trip to the Emerald Isle.

  28. 11

    Ep. 11. Titanium

    The boys have another new theme tune, the merits of running with Rishi Sunak and Ash makes a heartfelt apology.

  29. 10

    Ep 10. Milkshakes

    The boys are back to discuss politics, tube etiquette and all things milkshakes.

  30. 9

    Ep 9. The Return

    After a brief hiatus the boys are back with a new outlook and most importantly a brand new theme song.

  31. 8

    Ep 8. Choirs

    The boys set a 10k challenge, discuss cereal and Charlie's past as a choirboy.

  32. 7

    Ep 7. Lizards

    The boys get some things off their chest and talk dentists and lizards.

  33. 6

    Ep 6. Kombucha

    The boys get political, discuss community detentions and grapple with age old dilemmas.

  34. 5

    Ep 5. Swimming Pools

    The boys are back after a technology enforced break with new segments, fresh takes and fighting talk.

  35. 4

    Ep 4. Pitches, Dream Jobs and a Special Guest

    The boys pitch the next billion pound idea and discuss dream jobs with a special guest.

  36. 3

    Ep 3. Xmas, Gaffers and Resolutions

    The first podcast of the new year! A ground-breaking new segment! An unbelievable return from the Clocking Off Podcast.

  37. 2

    Ep 2. Zoom, Texans and Holidays

    It's the start of a new digital age for the pod. The boys have been on holiday and Charlie strengthens international ties in Clapham.

  38. 1

    Ep 1. Sports, Subway and Secrets

    The inaugural episode of Clocking Off - just two guys who don't know what they're doing but love the sound of their own voice.

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Two Blokes, Two Mics and One Hell of a Good Time. Nailed it.

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Ash and Charlie

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