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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes
by Cold Cuts, Hot Takes
Welcome to Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, the podcast where we’re opinionated and HUNGRY. Join us as we bring our hottest takes and brash opinions all while enjoying some lovely charcuterie!
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 13: “Ups & Downs”
Classic debates. Big guesses. One champion.In this episode of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, the crew battles through a fast-paced Higher or Lower chain game where every guess matters — and one mistake can flip the entire scoreboard.But first… the table gets divided immediately.🔥 Hot Take of the Day🥤 Pepsi vs Coke — which is actually better?The crew dives into one of the most iconic debates of all time.Taste, branding, nostalgia, and loyalty all come into play as everyone makes their case for their soda of choice.This one gets surprisingly serious… fast.📈 Main Event: Higher or Lower Chain GameThe cast goes head-to-head-to-head in a competitive higher or lower guessing game, building a chain of correct answers across different pop culture and real-world metrics.Each round tests:knowledgeinstinctsand confidence under pressureOne wrong call breaks the chain — and opens the door for someone else to take control.🏆 The Flying Swine ChampionshipAt stake once again is the most prestigious (and ridiculous) prize in Cold Cuts history:The Flying Swine Trophy.Only one host walks away with the win… and the bragging rights.If you enjoy:game-based podcast episodestrivia and guessing gamespop culture debatescompetitive chaossoda arguments that go way too farThis episode delivers.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts chaos?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:bonus episodesextended game roundsbehind-the-scenes contentexclusive challenges and segmentsextra Flying Swine competitions👉 Join here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us keep building bigger games and better episodes.⏱️ CHAPTERS(timestamps added after upload)00:00 – Intro02:16 – Hot Take: Pepsi vs Coke06:40 – Higher or Lower Game Begins56:22 – Flying Swine Champion Crowned📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cchtpodcastX (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1tl5ybo70c16zLwUcbqWGuClips, debates, and competition highlights posted bi-weekly.💬 Drop your answer in the comments:🥤 Pepsi or Coke?Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss the next episode.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 12: “Deep Dive - Animation Studios”
A new segment begins… and the nostalgia hits HARD.In this episode of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, the crew debuts their brand new recurring segment: Deep Dive — where the hosts take a step back from the chaos and really dig into a topic they love.For the first edition, they’re diving into one of the biggest pillars of pop culture:👉 Animation StudiosBut before that, things get heated immediately…🔥 Hot Take of the Day🎶 “Music was way better in the 80s and 90s.”The crew debates whether modern music can even compare to the iconic eras of the 80s and 90s. From timeless hits to changing industry trends, they break down:what made those decades specialwhether nostalgia is playing a roleand if today’s music can ever stack up🎨 Deep Dive: Animation StudiosThe first-ever Deep Dive segment takes the crew through the world of animation, covering:🎬 DisneyThe classics, the renaissance era, and the cultural impact.🎥 PixarStorytelling, emotional hits, and what makes Pixar different.🎭 DreamWorksUnderrated gems, iconic franchises, and a totally different style.🍿 And MoreThe crew explores other studios, hidden favorites, and personal picks that shaped their love for animation.This segment is all about:favorite animated moviesstudio strengths and weaknessesnostalgia vs modern animationand which studio truly reigns supremeIf you enjoy:animation moviesDisney, Pixar, and DreamWorks discussionsnostalgic debatespop culture deep divespodcast conversations with personalityThis episode is for you.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts content?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:bonus episodesextended deep divesbehind-the-scenes conversationsextra debates and segmentsexclusive content you won’t see on YouTube👉 Join here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us keep building new segments like Deep Dive and expanding the show.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Intro06:38 – Hot Take: 80s/90s Music vs Today14:55 – Deep Dive: Animation Studios1:13:39 – Wrap-Up📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: [link]Instagram: [link]TikTok: [link]X (Twitter): [link]Spotify: [link]Clips, debates, and bonus content posted weekly.💬 Drop your take in the comments:🎶 Was music actually better in the 80s and 90s?🎬 Which animation studio is the GOAT?Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss the next episode.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 11: “Movie Madness”
Bracket season has arrived… and we did it our way.In Movie Madness, the Cold Cuts Hot Takes crew brings the chaos of March Madness to the world of movies with a full-blown pop culture bracket showdown. Actors, movies, directors, and composers all go head-to-head in a tournament built to spark arguments.But before the bracket tips off, things get heated immediately…🔥 Hot Take of the Day🏁 “NASCAR drivers aren’t really athletes.”The episode kicks off with a take that instantly divides the table.The crew debates reaction time, endurance, skill, and what actually qualifies someone as an “athlete.”It gets heated. It gets personal. And it sets the tone for everything that follows.🏀 MAIN EVENT: MOVIE MADNESS BRACKETInspired by March Madness, the crew battles through a multi-category tournament featuring:🎭 Actor vs ActorWho has the better career, impact, and overall legacy?🎬 Movie vs MovieWhich films stand the test of time and deserve to advance?🎥 Director vs DirectorStyle vs consistency vs influence — who takes it?🎼 Composer vs Composer: The soundtrack showdown you didn’t know you needed.Each matchup brings:heated debatescontroversial decisionswild argumentsand plenty of upsetsOnly one can advance each round — and nobody agrees on anything.If you enjoy:movie debatesbracket-style competitionspop culture argumentsfilm discussionschaotic podcast energyThis episode delivers.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts chaos?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:bonus episodesextended bracket debatesbehind-the-scenes contentextra matchups that didn’t make the episodeexclusive games and segments👉 Join here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us build bigger brackets, better segments, and even more ridiculous debates.⏱️ CHAPTERS(timestamps added after upload)00:00 – IntroXX:XX – Hot Take: NASCAR Drivers DebateXX:XX – Movie MadnessXX:XX – Final Winner & Wrap-Up📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: [link]Instagram: [link]TikTok: [link]X (Twitter): [link]Spotify: [link]Clips, debates, and bracket chaos posted weekly.💬 Drop your picks in the comments:Who wins YOUR Movie Madness bracket?Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss the next debate.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 10: “Celebrity Chaos”
This episode of Cold Cuts Hot Takes brings the competition back to center stage as the crew battles through a gauntlet of celebrity guessing challenges — all in pursuit of the legendary Flying Swine Championship.But before the games begin, the table gets into a surprisingly heated Hot Take of the Day…🔥 Hot Take of the Day💘 Rom-Coms are for guys too.The crew debates whether romantic comedies deserve more respect from male audiences. Are rom-coms secretly great movies that guys just pretend not to like? Or are they still firmly in “date night only” territory?Things get surprisingly chippy before the competition even begins.⭐ The Celebrity GauntletThe hosts go head-to-head in a multi-round Guess the Celebrity showdown, testing their pop culture knowledge in several chaotic challenges:🍔 Celebrity Food BrandsTaste tests and guesses — can they identify which celebrity is behind the product?🔍 Zoomed-In Image ChallengeTiny image details lead to big guesses.🎭 Voice Acting IdentificationRecognizing famous voices from animation and film.🧠 General Celebrity TriviaClassic pop culture knowledge rounds.🎤 Real Name vs Stage NameWho knows which celebrities changed their name?👷 Former JobsGuess which odd jobs celebrities had before fame.Each round brings new points, new arguments, and new opportunities for the scoreboard to flip.🏆 The Flying Swine ChampionshipAt stake once again is the most prestigious (and ridiculous) prize in Cold Cuts history:The Flying Swine Trophy.Only one host will walk away as champion — and the road there gets competitive fast.If you enjoy:pop culture triviacelebrity gameschaotic competitionrom-com debatespodcast banter and challengesThis episode delivers all of it.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts chaos?Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:• bonus episodes• extended competition rounds• behind-the-scenes content• exclusive debates and games• extra trivia challenges👉 Join here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us keep creating bigger segments and even wilder competitions.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Intro01:45 – Hot Take: Rom-Coms for Guys09:20 – Celebrity Guessing Challenge01:10:45 – Flying Swine Champion Crowned📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: / coldcutshottakes Instagram: / cchtpodcast TikTok: / cchtpodcast X / Twitter: https://x.com/cchtpodcastSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1tl5ybo...New clips, debates, and competitions posted weekly.💬 Drop your take in the comments:Are rom-coms actually underrated for guys?
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 9: "The First Annual Draft Bonanza"
It’s officially chaos season.Welcome to the first-ever Draft Bonanza, a new annual Cold Cuts Hot Takes tradition where everything is on the table — fictional characters, actors, and even the box office itself.This episode is packed with rapid-fire jokes, competitive energy, and some of the funniest moments we’ve had all season.🔥 Hot Take of the Day🍔 “Wendy’s is the best fast food chain.”The episode kicks off with a bold claim that Wendy’s clears the competition. Burgers, fries, Frostys — nothing is safe as the crew debates which fast food chain actually deserves the crown.🧠 Draft #1: Fictional Character Scenario DraftThe crew drafts fictional characters to compete in various absurd and competitive scenarios. Strategy gets questionable. Logic gets stretched. Chaos is guaranteed.🎬 Draft #2: Actor Genre DraftNext up, a competitive draft of actors assigned to different movie genres. Who builds the strongest roster? Who completely fumbles their picks? The debates get heated.🎟️ Main Event: 2025 Fantasy Box Office DraftThe night concludes with our brand-new annual tradition:A Fantasy Box Office Draft, where each host drafts upcoming movies for the year.We’ll track domestic box office performance throughout the year to determine a winner.This one isn’t just bragging rights — it’s a season-long competition.If you enjoy:fantasy draftspop culture gamesmovie predictionscompetitive podcastsfast food debateschaotic banterThis episode delivers all of it.⭐ Join the Cold Cuts Inner Circle (Patreon)Want extended drafts, bonus picks, behind-the-scenes moments, and exclusive competitions?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:bonus episodesextended draft roundsexclusive gamesuncensored banterseason-long box office updates👉 Join here: / coldcutshottakes Your support helps us build bigger segments and turn Draft Bonanza into a yearly monster.⏱️ CHAPTERS(Added after upload)00:00 – Intro ChaosXX:XX – Hot Take: Wendy’s Is the Best Fast FoodXX:XX – Fictional Character DraftXX:XX – Actor Genre DraftXX:XX – Fantasy Box Office DraftXX:XX – Final Picks & Wrap-Up📲 Follow Cold Cuts Hot TakesPatreon: / coldcutshottakes Instagram: / cchtpodcast TikTok: / cchtpodcast X (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1tl5ybo...Clips, draft highlights, and bonus chaos posted weekly.Drop your picks in the comments:🍔 Best fast food chain?🎬 Who wins the box office draft this year?Like, subscribe, and hit the bell — Draft Bonanza is just getting started.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 8: “Totally Toons”
🎨📺 Totally Toons | Cold Cuts, Hot TakesCartoon rivalries. Nostalgia debates. Music trivia chaos. The Flying Swine is back on the line.⚠️ FAIR USE DISCLAIMERThe music clips heard in this episode are not owned by Cold Cuts Hot Takes. They are used under Fair Use for commentary, criticism, trivia, and entertainment purposes. All rights belong to their respective copyright owners.In this episode of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, the crew dives headfirst into one of the most heated childhood TV debates imaginable:👉 Did Nickelodeon dominate Cartoon Network and Disney Channel growing up?Risky throws down the gauntlet claiming Nickelodeon easily clears the competition, and the table breaks down iconic shows, network eras, and which channel truly defined childhood entertainment. The nostalgia runs deep — and so do the arguments.🔥 Hot Take of the Day📺 Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network vs Disney ChannelThe cast debates:Which network had the best cartoon lineupWhich shows had the biggest cultural impactWhich channel aged the bestAnd which network truly won the golden era of kids televisionExpect strong opinions, deep nostalgia, and some surprisingly passionate defenses of childhood favorites.🎶 Segment of the Day: Name That Movie from the SongThe competition heats up as the crew battles in a fast-paced movie trivia music game where contestants must identify films based on their soundtrack songs.With every correct answer, the scoreboard tightens — and the stakes get higher.🏆 The Flying Swine Championship is on the line once again.Only one host leaves with the most prestigious (and ridiculous) trophy in Cold Cuts history.If you enjoy:cartoon nostalgiapop culture debatesmovie trivia gamessoundtrack guessing challengescompetitive podcast segmentsThis episode delivers.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant extended gameplay and exclusive segments?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:bonus episodesextended trivia roundsbehind-the-scenes contentexclusive competitionsadditional debates that don’t make the main episode👉 Join here: https://www.patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us build bigger segments, improve production, and create more community-driven content.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Intro03:49 – Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network vs Disney Debate16:24 – Name That Movie from the Song Game01:16:00 – Wrap-Up📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cchtpodcastX (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cchtpodcastNew podcast clips, trivia segments, and debates posted weekly.📺 Drop your vote in the comments: Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, or Disney Channel?Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you never miss the next debate.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 7: "Music Mayhem & Multiverse Madness"
In this episode of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, Jenny drops the hot take that sparks an instant argument:👉 no band will ever reach Beatles-level fame again — ever.The crew debates modern music, changing culture, and whether massive global bands are even possible in today’s fragmented entertainment world. Do bands still matter… or has the era completely passed?🔥 Hot Take of the Day🎶 “No band will ever be as big as The Beatles.”The cast breaks down:- why bands don’t form the way they used to- whether modern artists can ever reach monoculture status- and if anyone — past or future — could even come closeFeelings are strong. Opinions are louder.🎭 Segment of the Day: Universe Drop-InNext, the crew dives into one of their most chaotic games yet.Each round:1️⃣ A random fictional character is drawn2️⃣ A completely unrelated IP universe is drawn3️⃣ The group debates how that character would survive, adapt, or absolutely ruin the universe they’re dropped intoFrom tone clashes to power scaling to personality mismatches, the arguments spiral quickly — and some of the combinations are genuinely unhinged.Would they become a hero?A villain?Or get eliminated immediately?If you enjoy:- pop culture debates- music discussions- fictional character mashups- and arguments that go way deeper than they shouldThis episode delivers.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts chaos?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:- bonus podcast episodes- extended debates- behind-the-scenes content- exclusive games and segments👉 Join the table here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us keep building bigger segments and even weirder debates.⏱️ CHAPTERS(Chapters will be added after upload.)00:00 – Intro02:40 – Hot Take: No Band Bigger Than The Beatles10:45 – Fictional Character Universe Drop-In Game43:24 – Wrap-Up📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cchtpodcastX (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cchtpodcastClips, debates, and bonus chaos posted biweekly.🎸 Drop your take in the comments:Will any band ever top The Beatles — or is that era gone forever?Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss the next argument.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 6: “Screen Distractions & Chain Reactions”
Phones out. Brains on. Chaos guaranteed.In Screen Distractions & Chain Reactions, the Cold Cuts Hot Takes crew dives into competitive word games, movie trivia, and pop culture debates, all starting with a hot take that immediately splits the table.🔥 Hot Take of the Day: Android vs AppleIs Android actually better than iPhone? The cast debates customization, usability, ecosystems, brand loyalty, and whether Apple users are just stuck in too deep to admit defeat. It’s a classic tech argument — and it gets surprisingly heated.🔗 Chain Reaction Word Game ChallengeThe crew goes head-to-head in a fast-paced chain reaction word game, where each word must logically connect to the previous one. Simple rules. Increasing pressure. Instant chaos.🎥 MOVIEDLE: Movie Wordle–Style GameNext up is the Cold Cuts custom Moviedle, a movie guessing game inspired by Wordle. With every incorrect guess, new clues are revealed, including: Movie Genre, Release Year, Rating, Actors, and more!The cast uses logic, film knowledge, and pure panic to narrow down the correct movie before running out of guesses.If you enjoy: podcast games and challenges, movie trivia and guessing games, pop culture debates, word puzzles and brain games, funny competitive podcastsThis episode is built for you.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant extended gameplay and bonus rounds?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring: bonus podcast episodes, extended game segments, behind-the-scenes moments, extra movie trivia, exclusive content not on YouTube👉 Join here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesSupporting the Patreon helps us keep improving the games, segments, and production every week.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Intro01:27 – Android vs Apple Debate06:27 – Chain Reaction Word Game34:30 – Movie Wordle (“Moviedle”)01:11:40 – Final Scores & Wrap-Up📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ColdCutsHotTakesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CCHTPodcastX (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1tl5ybo70c16zLwUcbqWGu?si=4TIBDKJHSm2U40p5PkLOEgNew podcast clips, debates, and game highlights posted weekly.📱 Android or iPhone?🎬 Drop your movie guess in the comments.Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss the next episode.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 5: “Breakfast Beef & Box Office Bets”
A new year, a full table, and absolutely no agreement in sight.In Breakfast Beef & Box Office Bets, the Cold Cuts Hot Takes crew kicks off the year the only way they know how: arguing about food, movies, and the future of entertainment — all while setting some very silly New Year’s resolutions.Here’s what’s on the plate this episode:🥓 Fast Food Breakfast BEEFJenny comes in hot with the take that fast food breakfast is just mid… and immediately gets clapped back by Risky and J-Mo. From Bojangles to Chick-fil-A to Wendy’s, the table debates whether breakfast chains deserve respect or retirement.🎥 Rewatchability Through the DecadesThe crew travels through the past six decades of film, arguing which eras actually hold up when it comes to rewatch value. Are modern movies more disposable? Were older films built different?🎟️ Box Office Bets for the New YearLooking ahead to the new year, the hosts break down upcoming movies that could dominate theaters — surprise hits, potential flops, and films they’re most excited to see.🎯 New Year’s ResolutionsTo wrap it all up, everyone shares a New Year’s resolution… with varying levels of seriousness and follow-through expected.If you like:Food debates that get way too personalMovie talk that spans generationsHot takes, laughter, and friendly chaosYou’re in the right place.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts chaos?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:Bonus episodesExtended debatesExtra segments and gamesBehind-the-scenes momentsContent you won’t see on YouTube👉 Support the show & join here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us keep making bigger episodes, better segments, and even dumber arguments.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Intro03:10 – Fast Food Breakfast Debate07:47 – Rewatchability Across Decades31:53 – Upcoming Movies & Box Office Bets47:14 – New Year’s Resolutions📲 FOLLOW & SUPPORTPatreon: patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CCHTPodcastX (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1tl5ybo70c16zLwUcbqWGu?si=72695ea110454b2dClips, bonus debates, updates, and chaos across all platforms.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 4: “Sugar, Spice, & Everything Nice”
The holidays are here, and so is the chaos.In Sugar, Spice, & Everything Nice, the Cold Cuts Hot Takes crew dives headfirst into Christmas season with a table full of opinions, snacks, and absolutely no chill. This episode is packed with holiday hot takes, competitive nonsense, and one very serious prize on the line:🏆 The Flying Swine Championship 🐖💨Here’s what’s on the menu:🎁 Overrated vs. Underrated Christmas TakesThe crew debates which Christmas traditions, snacks, songs, and holiday staples deserve more love — and which ones need to be retired forever. Feelings get hurt. Traditions get questioned.🎶 Christmas Song ShowdownIt’s a head-to-head-to-head battle as the cast competes in a Christmas song identification game, racing to name holiday classics under pressure.After each song, a Christmas trivia question ups the stakes and keeps the scoreboard moving.🏆 The Flying Swine Championship Is on the LineEvery correct answer brings someone closer to glory — and every mistake pushes them closer to shame. One winner walks away with the most prestigious (and most ridiculous) trophy in Cold Cuts Hot Takes history.If you love:holiday debates, pop culture arguments, competitive segments, unnecessary passion over trivial things, this episode was made for you.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts chaos?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:Bonus content, extended debates, behind-the-scenes moments, uncut episodes, and much more to come!Stuff we definitely couldn’t fit in the main episode👉 Join us here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesSupporting the Patreon helps us keep making bigger, better, and dumber content — and we seriously appreciate everyone who joins the table.📌 CHAPTERS🎬 Chapters:0:00 – Intro1:54 – Overrated vs Underrated: Christmas Edition10:02 – The Taste Test13:48 – Christmas Song Chaos43:40 – Outro📲 FOLLOW US EVERYWHEREPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CCHTPodcastX (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cchtpodcast💬 Join Our Discord!Want to keep the debates going? Hang out with the Cold Cuts Hot Takes community, drop your own hot takes, vote in polls, suggest segments, and argue with us in real time.👉 Join the Discord here: https://discord.gg/eMSwngYZxQClips, debates, bonus chaos, and updates drop on all platforms.🎄 Thanks for spending the holidays with us.Like, subscribe, and tell us which Christmas takes we absolutely got wrong.
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 3: “Breakfast at Susan's”
Welcome back to Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, the show where friends argue their most unhinged opinions about movies, TV, games, and everything in between… all while demolishing a charcuterie board. Today’s spread? A full breakfast charcuterie in honor of our Audrey Hepburn–inspired episode title: Breakfast at Susan’s.This week, things get chaotic fast:🧦 The Great Sock–Shoe DebateJenny makes a passionate case for the “sock–shoe, sock–shoe” method… and the table practically bursts into flames. Everyone has opinions, and nobody is ready to back down.📺 Are Streaming Services Killing Other Media?The crew dives into a quickfire discussion on the state of modern entertainment, what’s thriving, what’s dying, and whether we've officially entered the age of Too Many Subscriptions™.🎭 FICTIONAL FACE-OFF:Characters and scenarios are drawn from two mystery buckets, and chaos ensues as the cast argues through bizarre matchups. Nothing makes sense. Everything is incredible.If you’re new here:We don’t take ourselves too seriously.We do take our snacks seriously.And we ALWAYS take pop culture debates to unnecessary extremes.⭐ SUPPORT US & JOIN THE TABLE🎉 Patreon just launched!Get bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes chaos, extended debates, and exclusive segments you won’t see on YouTube (coming soon):👉 https://patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakes🎧 Follow us everywhere:TikTok • Instagram • X@cchtpodcast📱 Join the discord:https://discord.gg/DBTVpwqBdxJoin the conversation, drop your hot takes, and let us know which fictional matchups or food debates we should tackle next!🍽️ Thanks for spending breakfast with us.Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss a charcuterie-fueled meltdown.🎬 Chapters:0:00 – Intro2:25 – The sock debate5:35 – Streaming Service conversation8:33 – Unboxing time!!!!16:42 – Fictional Character Debates53:49 – Outro
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 2: “This Past Decade”
🎬 In this episode of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, we take a cinematic journey through the past decade, giving our favorite films for each year. Then we test our knowledge in a heated trivia game. Who will take the crown?!?! 🎬If you love movies, chaotic trivia, and absurd opinions served alongside another lovely charcuterie board, this is your episode.🍖 New episodes of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes every week!Like, rate, follow, and drop your hottest movie take in the comments below. 🍖📱 Join the discord:https://discord.gg/5nazDG5eSb🔗 Stay connected:https://www.tiktok.com/@CCHTPodcasthttps://x.com/cchtpodcasthttps://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/https://www.youtube.com/@cchtpodcast🎬 Chapters:0:00 – Intro1:45 – The Gamecube Debate 🎮10:52 – Unboxing time! 📦15:54 – Trivia Rules 📋18:30 – 2015 Movies + Trivia29:16 – 2016 Movies + Trivia37:28 – 2017 Movies + Trivia44:23 – 2018 Movies + Trivia51:28 – 2019 Movies + Trivia57:57 – 2020 Movies + Trivia1:03:57 – 2021 Movies + Trivia1:09:20 – 2022 Movies + Trivia1:13:48 – 2023 Movies + Trivia1:24:41 – 2024 Movies + Trivia1:32:07 – 2025 Movies + Trivia1:36:24 – Trivia Results & Outro🔥 Follow for more chaos, questionable opinions, and hot takes served cold.💬 Drop your own favorites in the comments — we’ll roast ‘em lovingly.#ColdCutsHotTakes #Podcast #PopCulture #ComedyPodcast #movies #debate #film #trivia #videogames #gamecube
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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 1: “Going In Blind”
🍬 Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 1: “Going In Blind” 🍬Welcome to the very first episode of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — the show where three friends serve up spicy opinions, questionable opinions, and a whole lot of chaos.In our debut episode, “Going In Blind,” we kick things off by debating candy 🍫🍭, then dive into a blind ranking of wrestlers, movies, and TV shows — with zero context and even less self-control.Expect laughs, arguments, and at least one take that will make you yell at your screen.📱 Join the discord:https://discord.gg/5nazDG5eSb🎬 Chapters:0:00 – Intro / What is Cold Cuts, Hot Takes?2:10 – The Candy Debate (feat. major chocolate slander)6:06 – Blind Ranking: Movies 🎬21:26 – Blind Ranking: TV Shows 📺36:49 – Blind Ranking: Wrestlers Edition 🤼54:28 – Saturday Night's Main Event Predictions1:06:43 – Outro🔥 Subscribe for more chaos, questionable opinions, and hot takes served cold.💬 Drop your own rankings in the comments — we’ll roast ‘em lovingly next episode.#ColdCutsHotTakes #Podcast #PopCulture #ComedyPodcast #BlindRanking #CandyDebate
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Welcome to Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, the podcast where we’re opinionated and HUNGRY. Join us as we bring our hottest takes and brash opinions all while enjoying some lovely charcuterie!
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