Consummate Professionals

Send a textA collection of bonus outtakes from the series, largely featuring episodes 3 through 8. Huge thanks to all the cast for making the recording process so enjoyable, and especially to Sam who oversaw and operated the recordings xSupport the show

Send a textA quick message from the show's creator to those who have listened to the show. It is much appreciated, and we hope to return to this project in the near future, in the mean time please show to anyone who shares your sordid tastes. Support the show

Send a textThe season 1 finale sees the return of the studio's previous owner, who has brought a diabolical plan to flourish his hedonistic tendencies in the extreme.Meanwhile Angela and Caroline find a compromise to maintain their relationship, but will their strength endure the shock of what awaits them tonight at Consummate Professionals studio??This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Ginnia Cheng, Joseph Edlin and Alexis Coward, with Brooke Hoerr, Branden Burke, Arielle Souma and Robbie Fox.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, Written and Directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions. Support the show

Send a textFrankenstein is on the cards for the creative team at Consummate Professionals, and both Angela and Lloyd are beyond approach with overwhelming emotional discord. Can Wallace maintain balance during such turbulent times? Or will the arrival of trans porn star Sammy Blake throw a spanner into the works? Who will be the first to commit an act of transgression?This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with Cameron Sinclair Harris, Maria Fedulova, Pete Kinsella, Paul Scahill, Barbara Fernandez, Alexis Coward and Brooke Hoerr.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, written and Directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions. Support the show

Send a textIt's Caroline's birthday and her wish is to be toured through Angela's studio, despite their schedule for today. The remarkable Alan Phallus, biggest p***s in the UK, and the worst voice in the world, for a worship fetish video. Meanwhile Lloyd and Amy are trying to wrangle a tiny runaway rodent without ruining either the shoot or the birthday. Will the shoot manage with such chaos? Or will something or someone snap?This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with Alexis Coward, May Powling, Carmen Ali and Mike Lash.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, written and Directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions. Support the show

Send a textAngela's first official production is on today's menu, making the first homosexual male presentation the studio has ever had. Wallace however is left bereft and heart broken when Cindy is brought forward to direct in his place, what scheme of redemption will he rope the off-set crew into? And what will Cindy do with creative control of Wallace's realm?This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with David Ferguson, Sam Rhodes, Maria Fedulova and May Powling.Additional voices by Barbara Fernandez and Paul Scahill.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, written and Directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions. Support the show

Send a textIt's a new day at Consummate Professionals, and Wallace is enamoured with their special guest Ken Starz, famed for his smooth and charismatic nature that wins everyone over, except his supposed conquest for the day; Cindy, who may have had enough of the porn star life... Can anyone rectify the situation? Angela? Lloyd? The cleaning lady? Or even the new crew member Amy?... This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with Nobumi Kobayashi, Fitzgerald Honger and May Powling.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, written and Directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions. Support the show

Send a textAngela has conflicting feelings about the return of the startling Madam Bosom, who has returned to the studio to do what she does best, causing Angela to be more than a little distracted. Wallace and Lloyd do their best to moderate, but with Cindy having a well earned day off, can the studio hold on without her? And can Cindy manage a whole day without her profession intruding on her private life?This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with Arielle Souma, Sasha Ellen, Paul Scahill and Alexis Coward.Additional voices by Barbara Fernandez, May Powling, and Sam Rhodes.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, written and Directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions. Support the show

Send a textWallace's latest production, the classic 'pizza delivery' routine, has been given notes to make it more accessible and less dated, much to his displeasure. Meanwhile Angela is interviewing new potential crew, including Lloyd's close mate Gavin who brings more to the table than anticipated. The shoot of the day endures arguments and mishaps, enduring arguments between the cast and crew, will the shoot come to fruition? Or will nothing come at all?This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with Elliott Dallas, Gary Walsh, Nobumi Kobayashi and Maria Fedulova.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, written and directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom by Half Hearted Productions.Support the show

Send a textThe first day at work in a new job can be tense at the best of times, but for the new owner of an adult film studio, it is practically a minefield.Angela Whittle is the new owner and manager of 'Consummate Professionals', taking on it's resident staff and projects, with only the support of her loving wife Caroline to keep her spirits high.Wallace Duncan is the resident artistic director of the studio and faces the new wave of progressive adult entertainment. Throw a trio of porn stars and a randy camera man, and Angela receives the most convoluted welcome imaginable.This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with Alexis Coward, Jeffrey Meersschaert, Sam Rhodes and Arielle Souma.Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.Created, written and Directed by Robbie Fox.Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions. Support the show