Conversations Kill

It is high! It is far! It is a big RIP to John Sterling! More baseball, less comedy, and uncovering government psyops on the Star Wars Day. Quick hits!Remembering John Sterling (and Yangeris Solarte), comedy update, the (lost) notebook, well played Mauer, milk deprivation, enter sand man, cirque de paranormal, adult tattletale, top 3 gimps, backyard baseball bedtime, limit the nostalgia, Kickstarter unfulfillment, direly straight, and unpacking the government cheese.

A moment of sketchual concern whilst sitting on a park bench eating seeds... a pastime activity. Quick hits! Big dumpster diving, 1986 Talking Heads Cassette, Rod Beck, boxed water box, spitting that David, dopamine hits, Kevin Garnett, and oh look the Mets lost again!

Southeast bound and feeling down! From adult boutique stores with high Google reviews to fighting the law with a 10% coupon, hear the inner workings of someone on a long drive with everything to think about.Quick hits! Daulton Varsho's intolerable walkup song, being an innings eater, wild sex type thing, window seat Cardinal rules, Ricky Williams tattoo lawsuit, applicability, pissin' on Captain Morgan, voice texting, lawyer booking via app, Apple blow, Strawberry Festival, dentist goodie bags, Ben Dover romantic superstore, shooting paradise potential, cleaning around customers, it kills the AIDS virus, and the debut of Error Operator!

Baseball is in an unfortunate full SWING as the April edition of monthly Matt has the fellas musing about the piss poor starts by their Mets and Giants. Matt provides a gig report of seeing Bruce and the E-Street Tom Morello's in San Francisco, while killer Mike gets Baja blasted on air. Quick hits! Losing streaks, pain everyday, Papelbon choke out, the enforcer, Tommy Pham slap, Joc Pederson card game, Rusty Clapp, put on your chappys, bulls on parade, Bruce's Security Detail, nugs, Aadam Jacobs Audio Archive, Jack Meg White hall of fame, and a loving conversation between friends.

Actually episode 18, it's a bonus double header day! From grumpy man at Panera this morning to becoming a Baja Blast acquired bro; I have newfound hope for hospitality. This episode is basically one big quick hit against Big Soda. Monthly Matt is next, I mean it this time.

If I am going to mistake an age, I rather it be a podcast episode aha! Jesus Christ this one is full of slightly painful earworms, from live Panera updates to the walk amongst the jack hammers and birds...another look at the human condition I no longer feel great about. It feels like everyone is both working and not working at the same time. Monthly Matt is next, I promise! Quick hits!Understaffing, unscannable QR codes, breakfast time shutoff, the caffeine that kills people, AI customer service but make it hot, how long to tolerate a beep, bird chips, and flipping a Knocked Loose tee. ARF ARF!

Let down by big Soda, is this the End? I just can't deal with a new life form right now. Quick hits! Not accepting Baja Blast coupons, a very small case of the Hives, using your old crush's Walgreens account, Dunkin protein refreshers, underwater alien bois, support local, Mets jinx, Michelob Ultra, bad day walk, closed liquor stores, human feces in the doggy poop bag, man I've tried everything but dying.

I am an April fool in a man's shoes, for you! Visiting dead malls and ultimately just deciding to go on a walk (on the wild side) while wondering... is it seasonal?Quick hits! Somebody to shove at the Soul Asylum gig, the Livingston Mall, HeyFuckFace, Gotta go to Mo's, mid 30s backwards hat, LensCrafters staff gossip, breakin' bifocals, Baja Blast Dingers, and the whitest Walgreens visit.

Baseball today, tonight, yesterday and tomorrow! Recapping the weird Netflix hand thing and the Amazin's Opening Day victory in Queens. Quick hits! Schfifty-Five, privileged internet browsing, eating alone, the hand thing, giving Bonds some knucks, freaks and geeks, second inning skullfuck, autistic Mets and train fans, weird mouth moment, Bush the band, free sampling, Family Guy Season 3, TV Guide, Soundgarden Boot Camp, the red guy, Bo Ya Bish, heartwarming attack.

We want the gold! The clock strikes Irish o'clock and ya boy powers through poorly timed caffeine anxiety to reminisce about 2006 to todays' fall off of handsome Derek Jeter. Quick hits!Balancing out the caffeine anxiety, The Black Donnellys, hosting comedy shows, Cambodian man, damn boring Yankees, two-sided Kermit, opening DAY, mid 2000's Oakland A's, cleaning out the closet on loop.

We never forget, or forgot! The only podcast covering 9/11 on 3/11; Monthly Matt Caracciolo comes in like a lion and out like a lamb in this March edition of Conversations Kill. We fully dissect Howard Stern's iconic moment in broadcasting history as he live records the witnessed horrors of September 11, 2001. From Lego reenactments to instantly developing anxiety disorders, ya boys delve through the trauma and thought process experienced as the world forever changed. Oh and we talk about baseball!Quick hits! Pirate radio, YouTube to mp3, Pamela Anderson, the last day of the 90s, Piazza's pre-DH and post 9/11 dinger, pitchers who rake, eskimo bros of the pod, the expressed written consent of major league baseball, new psychiatrist, SparkNotes of your life, two meals with the pizzagate date, digital footprints, when will things get good again?, cleaning out memories, we're all dudes yeah, the New jersey Nets, NJ devils punk metal shows, and finding hope when everything feels bleak.

With much needed motivation from known patriot and hip-hop collaborator Aaron Judge, this is a classic episode of "naming some guys". Between mentions of Kevin Youkilis to Jim Morrison, I air out some bleeped-out marketplace pettiness and more discouragement towards open mic comedy.Quick hits! World baseball snoozefest, Jew Crew Youkilis, old man selfies, messaging the ex on PSN, 7 tickets to see the Doors, low ballin' with Titans legend Chris Johnson, the Pixies fronted by Gus Johnson, preview to the doomsday of 3/11, and back to telemarketing.

Welcome comedian and creative Meeti Purani! I connected with, or should I say NETWORKED with, Meeti at a recent NJ open mic and it was a pleasure to tap into her brilliant comedic mind to dissect the poetry of humor, booking with merit, embracing a shitty setting, and what it takes to be ALL IN within comedy and content. She's got a website, hell yeah click me!Quick hits! New Jersey water supply, the shittier the better, WHY?, Seeking Arrangement heckler, comedy as a diverse community of different thought, racist friends, 5 minutes of your sad little life, Shia Labeouf goes on a jog, philosophical text posts, roast battle rules, calling a T.O. during improv, bringer videos and feedback, soberly shafted by the two drink minimum, and an epic upcoming gig in Warnick NY on Friday April 3rd -- come see Meeti and friends at the Fence Road Farm Brewery!

Back talking to myself about strange (non-wet!) dreams, living with flat feet, and realizing maybe podcasters aren't always meant to be comedians. I guess I really am just some guy. Quick hits! Remembering 989 Sports and Barry "Jon Dowd" Bonds, Ben Weasel offers a colonoscopy, haircut confidence, Red Dead mutton chops, robot vacuum crumbs, flat footed ice skating, and the drunk wall slide.Now available on Apple Podcasts, so go blast the algorithm over there with a 5 star Steve Jobs rating.

Monthly Matt returns for some Monday morning quarterbacking after the Super Bowel! Longest episode yet, these sleepy bois sure have a lot of scatter-brained ideas to share since the death of their group chats. Quick hits! LCD Soundsystem war crimes, snackies full of nuts, when to ban someone from open mics, a word from Alexa, breaking up with AI girlfriends, Gilman Street's Green Day, dying group chats, bandwagon hopping, Fireman Ed, He/They of the day Sourdough Sam, Senor Pearl, Bawitdaba, simping for Fred Durst, Kyle Mooney, bad boy buttrock white guy glowup, "remember when", breakfast with Jesus and his friends, hotel drawer Bibles, roasting versus being an asshole at the mic, looking like Paul Thomas Anderson, 9/11 widow infidelity, tall boys on ice, NJ strip clubs with manic depressive Bruce, missing San Francisco, brutally honest friends, and Billy Bob Corgan Playlist attached as well as the Twin Shrieks Radio episode battle of the bands (a little self promo never hurt nobody)

There is always Something In The Way! Six more weeks of Cameron WINTER! From the bleed out spot of the Boston Marathon shooter to another open mic in Jersey, please shut up! This is very similar to a radio show, so you're welcome shriek heads. PLAYLISTQuick hits: strategic coworker band favorites, Turnstile Grammy, 50 years to make this beer gut, Modest Mouse malls, yearning horny high indie, feedback of feelings, eerie tourism, the longest crush, audio engineer Styrofoam cups, open mic dissection, weaker Xanax pills and questioning sobriety. Will you bite the hand that trembles you?

More open mics, but even more football chatter. MD goes solo on this one, where I try out some new boo-worthy material, and why us miserable Jets fans should be rooting for Sam Darnold in the Super Bowel. Quick hits (which is what I will be referring to the random topics that come about in future show notes, so you only get this explanation once): becoming a runner to sustain your drug habits, viewing dead friends on close friends' stories, making a band social media before making any music, and walking away from the casino when you're up.

Yes, this is the episode with the audio of my sad return to stand-up! Monthly Matt Caracciolo joins the show and we hit topics such as the Michael Jordan murdered father conspiracy, men arguing, pre-Kaepernick Newark Bears lore, baseball peanut etiquette, the first hawk tuah mention in 2026, the overlooked Kurt Cobain + Stu Pickles correlation, and all things OPEN MIC! We get raw, we get righteous, yet we remain real. 

Bar Mitzvah Madden tournaments, welfare fraud rap sheet, honeymoon kool-aid, weezy takes on Caleb's nail polish, Bush the band, old head DIY, 12 dollars an hour, Greg Jennings, and a quick browse of the feed during the Verizon SOS. Plus, a little sneak peak of my first time performing at an open mic in over a decade... oh it's all downhill from here.

New year same dread. Dry January is cancelled, AI cover letters read by AI recruiters, your first pixelated bra pic, Logan Morrison, the Monday of all Mondays, Peter Dante, grab a conspiracy friend and assemble your whack pack. Are you...in?

Numba twoooo ~ retellings of a sleep injury, Winn Butler the basketball all star, freshmen year black eye, fantasy football for fifth graders, selling Cyberpunk on Facebook Marketplace, sports hot mics, not taking the mislabeled perc, Madden '99 hail mary, and small victories.

Not totally a grunge podcast, and not one mention of pilots, or even 9/11! Find the idiot. Is this bad?