Cubicle Comrades

This Valentines Day Weekend, your comrades love you so much that we decided to drop another episode for you all as a little present! We couldn't afford anything else since we didn't win the lottery again.  This episode Reggie and Michelle explore some topics that have been puttering around the internet, including a Japanese host/hostess clubs, Davos Disaster, how Michelle might be radicalized and a bit other crazy things along the way.   As noted in the episode, please give Aba & Preach's "Redpill Way" as listen. It's a straight up banger as the kids say.  Aba & Preach - The Redpill Way

To quote Autre Ne Veut, "this is not a world for you to love." Comrade Ian joins the gang to discuss whether we've made any progress since last Valentine's Day (spoiler: we haven't) before things veer into bleaker pastures. On the plus side, I taught myself how to insert "censor" beeps whilst editing this episode.    Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected] 

Money's too tight to mention. So, your comrades wax pathetic on the state of the world and their floundering finances. Not for nothing, but I edited this episode during a snowstorm.  Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes should be sent to [email protected] 

Your comrades are back and we still haven't won the lottery. Surprise to no one. Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected].  

Things are not what they seem and your comrades are determined to get to the bottom of it.  Or maybe just get money out of it. Who even knows anymore. Fan mail, hate mail. and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected] 

Remember how Prince had a vault chock full of unreleased recordings when he died? Well, your comrades are kind of like "The Purple One" in that we, too, have a significant amount of unreleased material. You can probably guess where this is headed. That's right, this is one of the episodes from our vault. Lucky you! Also, Comrade Ian joins us for this one.  As always, fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected]  

Aka. She’s only SEVENTEEEEEEEEN On the final episode covering The Hundred Years War, Michelle and her squeaky chair get overly emotional over medieval badass Joan of Arc and the anti-climatic wind down because Charles VII sucks. We appreciate your patience in this one!  As always, fan mail, hate mail and bribes can be sent to [email protected]! 

Continue on with your comrades to learn more about the Hundred Years War: featuring the Black Prince, why being a royal hostage is kiiiiiinda cushy, Longbowmen literally killing it at the Battle of Agincourt, and a little taste of the Hundred Years War firey end. Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected]    Note: Michelle made an oopsie last episode with the title (and new series intro). If you caught it, no you didn't ;)   Outro Music: Dangerous Blues by the Original Dixieland Jazz Band  Music: Tavern Brawl (ft. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada  Medieval Chateau (loop) by Alexander Nakarada (www.creatorchords.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome to a new series by your loyal comrades taking you through interesting parts of human history! The first series will cover the Hundred Years War where England and France fight and make it everyone's problem. Featuring Royal Family Trees, Controlling Mothers, The Plague, Longbows and why it's likely we wouldn't be good faithful nobles at the end of the day.   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected]    Outro Music: Dangerous Blues by the Original Dixieland Jazz Band  Music: Tavern Brawl (ft. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada  Medieval Chateau (loop) by Alexander Nakarada (www.creatorchords.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We may not be here when you call, but we're here when it counts! Actually, that kind of makes us sound like shitty friends. Well, be that as it may, your comrades are back for one last go 'round of 2024! Enjoy this blessedly short retrospective and we'll catch you in 2025!   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected]   

The comrades discuss the results of the 2024 Election and discuss what may be next for the good ol' US of A. Also blame Michelle's dinosaur computer for getting this episode out late.    Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected]    Outro Music: Dangerous Blues by the Original Dixieland Jazz Band 

Your faithful comrades talk about the brewing storm that is the 2024 US Election.  Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected] 

Wait, why is it 80 degrees on Halloween?! In this episode, the comrades discuss the inescapable horror of living on the slow cooker we call planet Earth; wild weather, invasive species run amok, the futility of carbon offsets, and more! Listen if you dare! Muahahahahaha!   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected] 

Two episodes in 24 hours?! Michelle breaks down the federal case against Sean "Diddy" Combs while Reg says things that could get the comrades put on a watchlist. Surprised? You shouldn't be. I thought I told you that we won't stop?   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected] 

It's not what you think.   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected] 

After weeks adrift, the comrades return in a lively episode dedicated to their latest obsession; Discovery Channel docu-series, I SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE. Grab your safety matches, reflective blanket, and a canteen full of fresh water as the two most risk-averse people you know convince themselves to never leave their homes again.   As always, fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected] 

In this episode we review the Netflix documentary, "How to Rob a Bank" about Scott Scurlock, who robbed over a dozen banks in the Seattle area in the early 1990s.    As always, fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected] 

What if I told you that we did an episode about strategies for dealing with burnout that went completely off the rails? Would that surprise you? More importantly, would that be something that might pique your interest? If so, then this one's for you.   As always, fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us [email protected]   

Michelle does another historical episode and this time around it's about The Bloody Benders, an infamous family of 19th century serial killers in the heartland of America. This one turned out to be extra creepy not only because of the subject matter but also because of some unexplained track noises discovered whilst editing. Reg was able to scrub them from the episode, but if you want to hear the raw audio for yourself just give us a holler.  For legal reasons, Cubicle Comrades podcast takes no responsibility if you end up possessed by a demon or open a portal to Hell.   As always, fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected] 

Comrade Joe joins the gang for a discussion on free speech in America, troubling current developments, and how new technologies will affect the future of freedom of expression.   As always, fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected] 

Part 2 of our milestone 30th episode finds your comrades in classic form. Turning away from world news, we riff on animals, aliens, and accepting the things that we are powerless to change.  

The comrades' thirtieth episode wasn't intended to be a two-parter, it just kind of happened that way. However, those who love the shorter episodes will be pleased (at least about the running time.) Despite being a milestone episode, the usual subjects (being tired, wanting to win the lottery. and super heroes) predominate, as well as current events (the TikTok ban, campus protests, and wars.)    Some links were promised and here they are:   That evergreen tweet: https://twitter.com/hermit_hwarang/status/1404535670765408256?lang=en   What's going on in Sudan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VqbymFKW-E   What's going on in Burma/Myanmar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz7yu3oc5sQ   Last but not least, I had to share this recent news about TikTok: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smw0aYF2oB8   As always, fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected]   

In this episode. Michelle tells the story of how Olga of Kiev executed (pun very much intended) what in the present day would be described as a "John Wick by proxy" after her husband, Igor of Kiev, was murdered by a neighboring tribe circa 945 AD.   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to [email protected] 

We've been gone for a while. Sorry about that. You can blame the usual suspects; Michelle's ancient laptop, our pain-in-the-ass recording software, and Reg forgetting to edit.   Anyway, we're back now and in this episode your comrades are cooking up schemes to escape the rat race.   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected] 

The Cubicle Comrades welcome Office Folk Hero Comrade Liz to the pod to discuss Imposter Syndrome in the workplace. As of late, the technical issues persist, but so do we!  Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected]  

Michelle discusses the manslaughter trial of 'Rust' Armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed. To no one's surprise, Reg promptly derails things by talking about 'Young Sheldon.' Just kidding...he talks about an alternate reality in which Michelle is both a hotshot trial attorney and Batman. The two then riff on a terrible idea for a post-apocalyptic horror movie and, as usual, the recording software continues to cause migraines.   Fan mail, hate mail, and bribes can be sent to us at [email protected] 

AI meltdowns abound, a supermassive black hole has been found, and the (Eurasian) eagle (owl) is down...for the count.    As always, you can reach us at [email protected] 

Released a day early so as to coincide with the holiday, the comrades are joined by returning guest, Ian, for a lively discussion on the perks and perils of living alone.    As always, we can be reached at [email protected] 

Thinking of buying (or selling) your home in 2024? Our realtor friend, Frank judeh, is back to tell you what you need to know. If you'd like to get in contact with Frank, please visit his website.  Got questions or comments for the comrades? Email us at [email protected] 

Michelle cracks open the history books to remind everyone that most of our modern workplaces are Disneyland when compared to the workhouses, poorhouses, and asylums of the not-so-distant past.   Email us at [email protected] 

There's no news like bad news, and this week the comrades discuss the latest headlines from Latin America. Michelle reminds listeners to be careful when using dating apps abroad. Reg is indifferent, but continues to tout the virtues of Lone Flame Galaxy membership.   Content Warnings: General Discussions of violence, homicide, gang/cartel activity, sex work, and drugging   Email us at [email protected]  

Technical difficulties abound as Comrade Ian joins the gang to discuss the latest developments in the case of Johnny Somali (Ismael Ramsey Khalid), an American IRL streamer who had been in Japanese custody since September on charges of disturbing the peace and trespassing.  Jeffrey J Hall's Twitter/X post on Johnny's case Reaction video from Only In Japan * GO Judgement video game As always, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected] 

With a major storm approaching, your comrades discuss podcast business (an upcoming history episode! Patreon's been set up! Michelle's buying a melodica!?!), pet owner problems, Brian Barczyk's farewell, a fancy new car that neither of us can afford, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.   As always, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]  

A massive earthquake strikes Japan, Kim Jong Un puts the world on notice, the situation in the Red Sea gets even more turbulent, Somaliland strikes a deal that could set things off in the Horn of Africa...and it's only the first day of the year!   Here's the video Reg mentioned in the Japan segment: Why You Shouldn’t Move to Japan (And Conditions for Those Who Should) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD1SdkBJ5tc    As always, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]  

No plans for New Year's Eve?  Fortunately, your comrades know exactly how that goes. So, here's a very special year end episode made just for you...and, well, everyone who bothers to download it.   As always, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]!  

Your hosts are joined by returning comrades, Ian, and new comrade, Nick, for a roundtable discussion about Lana Del Rey's debut single from her 2012 album, Born to Die, and what it means to us over a decade since its' release.  Just kidding.  This episode is exactly what you think it is; 4 nerds talking about video gaming (console, PC, handheld, and smartphone as well!) As always, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]!  

[Alternate title: "Bro, We Should Just Have a Cult"]   In this episode the comrades discuss the recent Netflix docu-series, "Escaping Twin Flames Universe."   It goes exactly how you'd expect.

How did we get here? To be honest, we don't know.... Where are we going? Yet to be determined.  In this episode the comrades discuss how they stumbled into the world of podcasting, lessons learned in the process, and what's in store.  Want to get in touch with us? Email us at [email protected]!   

Your comrades do deep dive on the French Penal Colony: Devil's Island. Featuring Texas, wooden crocs and prison guards in bunny slippers!  Also as promised: Spooky Lakes Tiktok Feel free to hit us up at [email protected]!

Recorded just prior to Halloween, the comrades dissect and discuss a controversial list of verboten first date venues. Also, since modern dating discussions aren't enough of a horror show, our mics decided to go full-on "Poltergeist Mode" for this episode that promises to give your ears a fright.

The comrades talk about hanging out in-person and the push for remote workers to return to the office. Also, some anecdotes about men (and a few women) behaving badly at work and/or in...libraries?

Michelle has read (some of) the books. Reg has read absolutely nothing. Spoilers abound as the comrades discuss the Amazon Prime television series, "Wheel of Time" in this super-sized episode.   Trigger warning/spoiler at 1:03:00 thru 1:05:00    Hit us up at [email protected]   

Your animal-obsessed comrades discuss the president's bad dog, a Brazilian hybrid creature, a bear attack in Banff, and the sound that is more frightening than a lion's roar.

The comrades and special guest, Ian, discuss manga, anime, leaving America to grow root vegetables in Japan, and the controversial streamer known as "Johnny Somali." If you want to get in touch, email us at [email protected]! 

Apparently, men are constantly thinking about ancient Rome. In this episode, Michelle does them one better and talks about life in the Roman Empire.   *Michelle's Corrections Corner* (bc she was tired and got some stuff wrong)  Commodus was definitely NOT a part of the Julio-Claudian Dynasty. Don't know what my tired brain was thinking. He was actually part of the Nervan-Antonine Dynasty and ended the line of the 'Five Good Emperors' (and yes I don't count Lucius Verus. There. I said it!)  The Swiss Guard at the Vatican is only recruited from single Catholic Swiss men who have completed basic training with the Swiss Armed Forces. The Little Timmy I knew stood no chance to get in. Also. it's likely the gentleman from Goa was a Vatican docent of some sort. Good dude! 

Your comrades check in with friend Frank about the housing market and what it's all about...because while we're adults, we still have no clue what we're doing.  Frank Judeh is a realtor in the Northern Virginia area. If you'd like to know more, go to his website.  If you want to get in touch, email us at [email protected]! 

Your comrades discuss potential apocalypse scenarios. We talk about who will die first, how we're not cut out to deal with giant bugs, and who would give dystopia a college try.  Feel free to hit us up at [email protected]!

The comrades go a bit bananas as Michelle explains the sexual harassment allegations against pop star, Lizzo.   Feel free to hit us up at [email protected]!

Congress wants the truth on UFOs, dudes want to be taller, and Mona just wants dinner. Your comrades deliver another everything-but-the-kitchen-sink episode and yes, we manage to talk about animals (again.)   Feel free to hit us up at [email protected]!

The Powerball lottery swelled to $1 Billion this week. To no one's surprise, we didn't win...but that didn't stop us from talking about what we'd do if we had.  Contact us at [email protected]! We'd love to hear from you.