Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

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Mike’s MORTGAGE got BOUGHT by a new COMPANY and it’s been nothing but PROBLEMS ever since! Well, Rog, the new company’s mortgage MONSTER, calls Mike to say he’s 7 MONTHS BEHIND on his PAYMENTS, so either Mike settles-up TODAY or Rog is coming over to take the DIFFERENCE out of his BUTT!                 Will this call give Mike a MORTGAGE MIGRAINE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry put up a BASKETBALL HOOP without getting the HOA’s say so, what a REBAL, and thought he got away with it! Well, Rog, the HOA’s HEAVY HITTER, calls Jerry to let him know no one ESCAPES the LONG ARM of the Home Owners Association, so either the HOOP comes down TODAY or else Rog is going to put Jerry’s HEAD through it!                 Will Rog and Jerry settle things on the COURT or in COURT?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JJ was LIVING with his friend’s MOM for a while, but her NICKEL and DIMING on every LITTLE THING meant they left on NOT-so-GREAT TERMS! Well, Rog, the LAWYER looking for a PAY DAY, calls JJ to see if he can get the $2,000 his DEAD-BEAT BUTT still OWES from his prolonged STAY!                 Will Rog get JJ to PONY UP the DOUGH to the LAND-LADY from HELL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dennis BOUGHT a BOAT recently, but the thing’s ENGINE isn’t seated CORRECTLY, so he’s been trying to get it FIXED! Well, Dean, the SALTY salesman, calls Dennis to let him know if he wants his BOAT looked at, he’s going to have to bring it in RIGHT NOW unless he wants 6 MONTHS of ROWING!                 Will Dennis’ PLANS for FUN in the WATER be all WET by the end of this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim had his truck’s TRANSMISSION worked on, but not to worry, it’s under WARRANTY! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE repairman, calls Kim to let him know he’s on the HOOK for the FIX because the WARRANTY turned out to only be a PARTIAL WARRANTY!                Will Kim feel like a VALUED CUSTOMER by the end of this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike just CLOSED on a HOUSE, but he didn’t notice until he moved in that the FLOORS in his brand-new KITCHEN aren’t LEVEL! Well, Dean, the real state RENEGADE, calls Mike to let him know that UN-LEVEL floors or NOT, he bought the house AS IS, so he better get used to cooking on at an ANGLE!      Will Mike’s FLOORS or Dean’s CALL have him more on the EDGE?! Listen FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David had KIDNEY STONES removed but couldn’t pay the BILL, so the HOSPITAL put him on a $20 a month PAYMENT PLAN! Well, Rog, the MEAN medical professional, calls to say he wants David’s DEBT off the books TODAY! So, either he pays up NOW or else David’s going to be BACK in the HOSPITAL for a BOOT REMOVAL!      Will STICKS & KIDNEY Stones BREAK David's BANK ACCOUNT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Claudia SIGNED UP for a KARATE program, which came with a free UNIFORM, but she DROPPED OUT after 1 LESSON and decided to keep her new DUDS! Well, Dean, the dojo’s LEGAL TEAM, calls Claudia to say if she doesn’t have the DISCIPLINE to finish the TRAINING that’s her PROBLEM, but she either needs to GIVE BACK what she STOLE or meet KARATE MASTER Dean in the RING!      Will everyone be KUNG FU FIGHTING by the END of this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jodi just moved into a new NEIGHBORHOOD, so she put out a “WELCOME FRIENDS” sign to help fit in! Well, Rog, the HOA hardhead, calls Jodi to say her sign’s an EYESORE and it needs to GO! And if Jodi doesn’t take care of it, Rog will DUMP it in her POOL!     Will Jodi have to find a NEW, Rog-less NEIGHBORHOOD?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim & her FRIEND got a little too ROUDY in a HOTEL JACUZZI, they got some COMPLAINTS, so they CALMED things DOWN and thought that was the END of it! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Kim to let her know since her WET and WILD fun in the TUB got CRAZY, they had to REFUND a couple of GUESTS for their STAYS…So, Kim’s going to be in HOT WATER unless she PAYS UP!      How does Dean go from CONDESCENDING to CREEPY in RECORD TIME?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle loves HORSES, she’s got a COUPLE, and she knows how to keep them SAFE…Or does SHE?! Dean, the animal control A-HOLE, calls to let Michelle know her MARE got LOOSE and KICKED a member of Dean’s RECOVERY TEAM in the MEMBER! And since she was so IRRESPONSIBLE with her HOOVED fuzzy friends, she’s getting a $1,000 FINE in addition to a TALKING TO!      Will this CALL be a KICK TO HEAD for Michelle?! Listen FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary was leaving a CERTAIN San Antonio based AQUATIC ANIMAL PARK, when she HIT a SIGN on the way OUT! Well, Rog, the big bad SECURITY MAN, calls to let Mary know replacing the SIGN she irresponsibly MOWED DOWN will cost $600…That is unless she wants to CLEAN the WALRUS TANK instead!      Will Mary be CLEANING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While Margie was RECOVERING in the HOSPITAL, they gave her a HOT PLATE to take HOME…How nice! Well, Rog, the hospital HOTHEAD, calls Margie to ask her why she STOLE a PIECE of MEDICAL EQUIPMENT?! And if she doesn’t bring it back right NOW, she might just end up BACK in the HOSPITAL!      How HEATED does this Call get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rodney’s DAUGHTER’S getting MARRIED this SATURDAY, all the ARRANGEMENTS have been MADE, now they just need to get it DONE! Well, Dean, the scheduling SCOUNDREL, calls to ask if they could MOVE the WEDDING DATE to SUNDAY instead of SATURDAY, because his BUSINESS PARTNER needs the VENUE…That’s not going to be a PROBLEM, right?      Will Rodney have to FIGHT for his DAUGHTER’S RIGHT to get MARRIED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pat’s been having ISSUES with her WATER BILL, no matter how she PAYS, the COMPANY says she still OWES THEM! Well, poor sweet innocent Dean calls Pat to SORT things OUT, but Pat’s not having any of it…She YELLS, she SWEARS, and Dean can barely get a CONDESCENDING word IN before she HANGS UP!    Will Pat make this the SHORTEST Scam EVER?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe’s TRUCK is all DINGED UP, so he took it in to get FIXED under WARRANTY. Problem is there was a MISUNDERSTANDING with his INSURANCE, so Joe ended up having to pay HALF the BILL! Well, Rog, the ROUGHNECK repairman, calls Joe to ask why he’s being so CHEAP?! And if he doesn’t PAY UP right NOW Rog is keeping his WRECK of a TRUCK!    Will the WARRANTY cover Joe’s BRUISED EGO?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John’s WIFE likes to SMOKE on her BACK PORCH now and then, NAKED! Well, MANAGER Rog calls from the CAR DEALERSHIP, that just so happens to be BEHIND John’s HOUSE, to let him know that some of his GUYS have been taking PICTURES of his WIFE and he wants to MAKE A DEAL for them!    Will John need a SMOKE by the end of this CALL?! Listen FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Renee DUMPED her EX 4 YEARS AGO and hasn’t thought about him SINCE! Well, Dean, from the PHONE COMPANY, calls Renee to let her know the JIG is UP! They have RECORDS of her STALKING her EX using his PHONE ACCOUNT! And unless Dean and Renee can figure SOMETHING out right HERE and NOW, he’s going to the COPS!    Just how UNPROFESSIONAL can one Dean be?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patrika just bought a NEW TRUCK, but the things AXEL is on BACKWARDS, and trying to get it FIXED has been a NIGHTMARE! Well, Dean, the dealership’s resident D-BAG, calls Patrika to first ask her how much she’s ENJOYED their SERVICE, and to somehow BLAME HER for the AXEL being on the WRONG WAY!    Will Dean get Patrika to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda’s getting MARRIED and the VENUE is CHEAPER to RENT if you LIVE in the AREA, so Amanda FIBBED to get a better DEAL! Well, Rog, the rental REPROBATE, calls Amanda to let her know that the JIG is UP! They know EVERYTHING, and since they LIED, they’re MOVING the RESERVATION DATE because they CAN!  How will Amanda like the NEW SURPRISE SCHEDULE?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin put a $1,500 DOWNPAYMENT on a TRUCK, but the dealership LOST his CHECK, so he sent ANOTHER ONE and they LOST that one TOO! Well, Rog, the PAYMENT department PAIN, calls Kevin to say they have a new SYSTEM, and it doesn’t say anything about Kevin expect that he’s a DEADBEAT! So, they want their money NOW or else Kevin’s TRUCK is getting REPO’ED…And, for his CONVINCE, they take CHECKS!   Will Kevin be going for the LOST CHECK HAT TRICK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg left some OILY RAGS in his TRUCK after working on it, they CAUGHT FIRE, he called the FIRE DEPARTMENT, but it was OUT by the time they got there! Well, Dean, the CITY AUDITOR, calls Greg to let him know he’s on the HOOK for $500, FIRE or NOT, since his DUMBASS was the REASON they we’re CALLED in the FIRST PLACE!   How BAD will Dean BURN Greg?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some stuff FELL OFF Tommy’s TRUCK while he was on the ROAD, but no one tried to FLAG him DOWN, so he thought that was that! Well, Rog, calling in with a very UNIQUE yet INDISTINGUISHABLE accent, has TRACKED Tommy DOWN because his CRAP landed on Rog’s CAR! Now Tommy better pony up $1,600 or else Rog’s going to HIT HIM so HARD he’ll think he’s back in the OLD COUNTRY!   Will Rog and Tommy be able to UNDERSTAND each other well enough to come to an UNDERSTANDING?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike TRADED in a CAR, but didn’t tell the DEALERSHIP just how BUSTED it was, so Mike thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Dean, the D-BAG dealership manger, calls Mike to say he traded in a LEMON so he’s going to have to PAY them BACK, or else Dean’s coming over to SQUEEZE a REAL LEMON in his EYE!   Will Dean & Mike TALK it OUT or PUNCH it OUT?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle just changed PHONE PLANS, but both her NEW and OLD carriers were CHARGING her DOUBLE at the SAME TIME! Well, Dean from one COMPANY and Rog from ANOTHER call poor Michelle to decide amongst themselves RIGHT NOW on the PHONE just how much Michelle OWES them! How will Michelle like the guy’s UNIQUE PAYMENT PLAN?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marie needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE calls to say Marie still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who are Dean & Rog scamming TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa’s HUSBAND had a FRIEND whose SHORT STAY at their APARTMENT turned into a MONTH’S long MOOCH, so she finally KICKED him to the CURB! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE rental manager, calls Melissa to let her know, since she SNUCK IN and EXTRA TENNANT, she’s going to have PAY an EXTRA DEPOSIT!    Will Rog get Melissa to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie had a NIGHTMARE of a TIME getting her CAR SERVICED! They took too LONG; they gave it back to her BROKEN and were RUDE the WHOLE TIME…At least it ended up being FREE! Well, Dean, the KING of customer service, calls Jackie to ask how much she ENJOYED their TEAM’S WORK…Oh, and let her know about some EXTRA CHARGES that just came up!   Will Jackie be able to KEEP her COOL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brook found a BAG of GROCERIES in a store’s PARKING LOT, nobody was around, so she decided to TAKE IT! Well, Dean, the FIGHTING MAD foodie, calls Brook to DEMAND 2 THINGS: First, she pays Dean back for his GROCERIES, and second, Brook over Dean’s KNEE so he can teach her a LESSON!   Will Brook and Dean be taking this FIGHT back to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg had some SNAPPERS STUFFED recently, he made a DEAL with the owner and only paid $500 for BOTH! Well, Rog, the TROUBLESOME TAXIDERMIST, calls Greg to say he’s the OTHER OWNER of the BUSINESS and he doesn’t like Greg’s DEAL, so he still OWES them $500 MORE for the SECOND FISH! And Rog wants his MONEY now, or else Greg’s the next ANIMAL he’ll put on the MANTELPIECE!   Just how FOUL-MOUTHED and one MAN be?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa had a MEMBERSHIP to a TANNING PLACE, but they DOUBLE CHARGED her for MONTHS, and never PAID HER BACK, so she CANCELLED! Well, Rog, the BRONZED BUTTHEAD, calls to let Lisa know he’s going to CHARGE her CARD for a YEAR of TANNING…Unless they can work some ELSE out of course!   Will Lisa’s FACE go from TAN to RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lynn recently bought a CAR and $1,500 and LOT of TROUBLE with the DEALERSHIP later she can FINALLY use it! Well, Dean, the sleezy SALESMAN, calls Lynn to get her HONEST OPINION on a SERVICE SURVEY of her EXPERIENCE…Can we put you down for a 10 out of 10?! Will Dean be able to NEGOTIATE his way to a GOOD REVIEW?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An airline LOST Scott’s GOLF CLUBS, so he FIBBED about how much they COST to get a bigger REIMBURSEMENT CHECK! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE recovery specialist, calls Scott to say GOOD NEWS, we found your GOLF CLUBS! But, BAD NEWS, you owe US $2,000 for LYING dumbass! Will Scott’s LITTLE WHITE LIE have Rog seeing RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anne’s trying to CLASS UP her NEIGHBORHOOD with a miniature MICHELANGELO’S DAVID in her FRONT YARD! Well, Rog, the HOA PRUDE, calls Anne to let her know the DEED RESTRICTIONS don’t allow displaying PORN on your PROPERTY so she’s getting a $150 FINE for each of her statue’s EXPOSED GENITALS!   Will Anne have to COVER David’s DINGUS?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda was on VACATION having some HANKY PANKY time in the HOTEL ROOM with her HUSBAND, but found out later the REST of the HOTEL could see them DOING IT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Linda to confirm that YES, we did see you and NO we didn’t WANT TO, so Dean will have to CHARGE them for each person SCARED by their SHAMELESS DISPLAY!   Will Dean CHARGE Linda to DEATH or will she DIE of EMBARRASSMENT 1st?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda’s SEWER CAP busted, and it took the city over 2 YEARS to come out and FIX IT! Well Dean, the water district DUMBASS, calls Linda to let her know it might take a LITTLE LONGER to fix since there’s a SNAKE in the PIPE! But not to worry, they’ll get that SNAKE out for ONLY $249, and THEN they MIGHT fix her CAP! How will Linda like SNEAKY Dean’s SNAKE SCAM?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s SCAM VICTIM has 3 COMPUTER SYSTEMS, but until recently, she was only getting CHARGED for 1 of them! She and the COMPUTER PEOPLE went back and forth, but got it RESOLVED…Or so she THOUGHT! Dean, the CONDESCENDING collections guy, calls to say either she PAYS what she OWES now, or else Dean’s coming over to RIPE-OUT her INTERNET PERSONALLY! How will our SCAM VICTIM deal with DEAN’S DISCONNECTION?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nancy’s taken over organizing SCHOOL REUNIONS from a guy who DIED! Well, Dean, the HOTEL MANAGER who just HOSTED a recent REUNION, calls to say he doesn’t CARE that the guy DIED, he didn’t PAY! So, Nancy’s on the HOOK for the RENTAL BILL! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Henry OWNS a BUSINESS and one of his drivers REAR-ENDED someone, but not to worry, the INSURANCE with cover it, RIGHT? Well, Rog, the crash victim’s A-HOLE ATTORNEY, calls Henry to let him know the MEDICAL BILLS are $6,000 and GOING UP, and Henry’s on the HOOK for it, INSURANCE or NOT! How do we go from talking about BUSTED BUMPERS to BUSTING BONES?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie’s internet provider OWES her MONEY, but they’ve taken over a MONTH to get it to her! Well, Dean, the internet INGRATE, has pulled up Jackie’s ACCOUNT and as it turns out SHE owes them MONEY because she can’t get enough RUSSIAN PORN! Just how CREEPY does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pat’s DAUGHTER’S friend stayed with them for 3 MONTHS, COMPLAINING about everything from the FOOD to how CLEAN the HOUSE was the WHOLE TIME! Well, Rog, the DEAD-BEAT daughter’s DAD, calls to say his daughter’s BACK in HOUSTON, and so is HE, so if Pat could take them BOTH in for a few more MONTHS, that would be REALLY GREAT! Will Pat BUCKLE under the PEER PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cindy’s on her way to COLD SPRINGS to CAMP, but she thinks the SITE she goes to plays FAVORITES with their RESERVATIONS! Well, Dean, the CREEPY camp COUNSELOR, calls Cindy to let her know that even though she’s had her reservation for MONTHS, it turns out Dean’s BROTHER-IN-LAW beat her to it, SOMEHOW, so she’s going to have to ROUGH IT somewhere ELSE! Will Cindy be pitching a TENT or a FIT by the end of this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chuck wanted to PARK in an EMPLOYEES ONLY ZONE, but one of the EMPLOYEES asked him NOT TO, so he LOST IT! Well, Dean, the parking lot SECURITY CHIEF, calls Chuck to first ask him if he needs to see SOMEONE about his ANGER PROBLEMS, and then give him a LIFE-TIME BAN from the LOT! Will Chuck and Dean be taking this parking lot disagreement BACK to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The HOUSE Keith’s RENTING is behind on its MORTGAGE, but he’s got a LEASE, so he and his LAWYER say he’s not going ANYWHERE! Well, Dean, the big bad BANK MAN, calls to ask Keith, as NICELY as he can, to just GET OUT and FIND another HOVEL to live in!  Will Keith be OUT in the COLD tonight?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave LOVES to FISH, but he’s not as into SAFETY, he keeps getting WARNINGS about not having the RIGHT number of LIFE JACKETS! Well, Dean, the GAME WARDEN from HELL, calls to say enough is ENOUGH and Dave and his UNSAFE BUTT is BANNED from the LAKE for 6 MONTHS!   Will Dave’s HOBBY be SLEEPING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julie likes to FEED the BIRDS from her BALCONY, but the people BELOW her keep getting COVERED in BIRD POOP! Well, Dean, the HOA HEAVY HITTER, calls Julie to say either she stops FEEDING the BIRDS or he’s going to FEED her DEED to FISHES!   Will Julie’s PROPERTY VALUE be FREE FALLIN’?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sherri’s CABLE company DUG UP her BACKYARD to lay some LINES, without even letting her KNOW! Well, guess what? The GUYS are BACK to RUIN her GRASS again, this time having to KNOCK her FENCE down to get the BACKHOE in, letting the DOG get OUT, and there’s a $300 SERVICE FEE! But at least THIS TIME they call to let her know WHILE it’s HAPPENING! Will Dean have to DIG a HOLE for HIMSELF?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rose ordered a REFRIGERATOR and needed it DELIVERED over the WEEKEND, but they sent it to the WRONG HOUSE, so she CANCELLED the whole THING! Well, Dean, the delivery DEVIANT, calls to say he’s got the FRIDE now and either it’s going in Rose’s HOUSE or ON Rose’s LAWN! Will Rose be able to keep her COOL on this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.