Dirtbag Dolls

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Number 12!! This is dedicated to the late Jefferson Brown.  We miss you man.  Go fuck yourself.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Part Two in a Three Part Dump.  Ha Ha...We LOVE counting!

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.We've been gone too long.  Here's part 1 of a 3 part dirtbag feast.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Really super fun happy festival extravaganza show! Danny Bland, novelist, musician, tour manager, joins two idiots on this podcast to discuss writing, cruise ships, touring, and even some happy moments.  Another Desert Valley Growers tasting leaves us feeling GARGANTUAN.Go buy this book! "In Case We Die" by Danny Bland.  

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.We can make shorter episodes too.  Dream Interpretation, a new sample from our friends at Desert Valley Growers, and pestilence.  Don't Use The GATE!

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.This is a heavy hitter.  Scott and Ryan cover a lot of ground before being hit by a strain of train supplied by Desert Valley Growers.  Many thanks, many thanks.  Also, Ben Verellen from Helms Alee calls in to the show.  It's a fun one.  Oh, and the show got fan mail, so of course the guys provide the goods.  Ask and you shall receive.  Be careful what you ask for.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Friends.  This show is about friends. If you are a friend, keep at it.  If you aren't the best one, figure it the fuck out.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Definitely not safe for work.  Unless you work with us...which you don't...lucky.  Scott and Ryan go pretty deep on this one while staying in the shallow end.  This episode takes a look at death, perspective, suicide, and basically how we're all just trying to muddle through. A brief Food Corner is thrown in too.  If you or someone you know is having thoughts of suicide, please know you're not alone.  Call 988 or visit 988lifeline.org.  We love you, we mean it.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Deep Emotions, an Extended Trump Dump, Book Recs, Tinned Fish is good for you, you can text the show meow.  Eggs are magically more expensive, but definitely not because of Trump.  Thanks a lot Obama.  Pretty sure Hillary and Bill Clinton were in on it too.  Scott and Ryan reveal the world's mysteries, and also know exactly where socks go after they enter the clothes dryer.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Beans don't belong in chili.  Scott sees a unicorn and the Epiphany Towel is born.  The correspondents on this show are complete failures.  Lots of action.  Action packed. Boom. Wham. Splat.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Cats, Dogs, only eating fish forever...Dream Interpretation.  Ryan has fucked up dreams, and Scott figures it out...maybe Ryan is the killer he dreams of.  Lots more, and more in this latest episode.

Hello appreciated appreciator of the Dirtbags! Please feel free to send us messages here, we will read them.Scott and Ryan embark on their maiden podcast voyage.  General buffoonery and conversation.  Politics, religion, CyberTrucks, and food memories.