Domme Chronicles

This fantastic femdom podcast Q&A includes the following: Post-punishment rituals Sweetness in my ‘Ask Me‘s! Thank you D/s Kissing 101, an impassioned primer Money is complicating my relationship: Halp! How many ‘great loves’ have you had? Can I maintain my masculinity and be submissive? (spoiler: YES!) And more! The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and Spotify: Subscribe if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight … Continue Reading

This fabulous femdom podcast is full to the brim of more of my pearls of wisdom. It includes the following: How to raise the topic of D/s with a possibly vanilla date? What’s your favourite impact implement? A domme wonders if being into D/s means she’s destined to be alone A husband and wife have mismatching desires, so now what? Do you think you might have an unrealistic ‘idealised image of a partner’ in mind? … Continue Reading

This stupendous femdom podcast Q&A includes the following: The bits where I answer some questions about my masturbatory habits! Lovely sweetness from some listeners/readers <3 Is this a scam? (if you’re asking this question, you already know the answer is ‘yes, yes it is’) Has a submissive ever introduced you to new kinks that you subsequently enjoyed? Should I ‘top from the bottom’ to solve this problem? How do I deal with power struggles in … Continue Reading

This fabulous femdom podcast includes the following: A big thank you to my Patreon supporters (because of course) A sweet little happy femdom story (yay!) Advice on getting into phone domming Resources for a new Domme (tip: My non-fiction book list) Should I consider a much older partner? Should I seek out a pro-Domme for this fantasy? How do I handle a serious issue with my long term dominant partner? What do you like … Continue Reading

This fulsome femdom podcast Q&A includes the following: NEW PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m creating Femdom audio erotica! Partner wants me to be ‘more dominant’ Do you have advice for your younger self? How to introduce group CFNM play to my dominant Do you have a favourite type of nipple clamp? Facing ruined co-habitation LDR plans because of Covid-19 How to switch in the moment, any suggestions? Dealing with his performance anxiety Giving/receiving rimming: Yay or … Continue Reading

This ridiculously fabulous femdom podcast Q&A includes the following: Have you tried receptive anal? How to do femdom dirty talk? Punishment vs scene time: How to deal? Suggestions for D/s with kids around What do you charge for a session? [a rant] Should I ask my Mistress to push past what I think I can take? When did you discover your dominance? At a loss for role play to punish him, halp! And more! The … Continue Reading

This femdom podcast is very different from my usual ‘Reader Q&A’. I wanted to do something positive for you, my readers and listeners, who might be struggling right now. There is a lot of uncertainty and fear out there: These are scary times, and the worry about the escalating situation is very stressful for everybody. While there is not a lot I can do to change any of that, I can offer 10 minutes of … Continue Reading

This femdom podcast Q&A tackles the following questions: Is this particular fantasy possible? New sub still wearing chastity device from his previous Domme. Halp! My wedding gift to my wife was a CB2000 as a joke (hint: not a joke) Am I a foot fetishist or a submissive? Do you have any post-orgasm torture ideas? How do you feel about honorifics from submissives you don’t own? Questions from an Arabic Muslim sub with an American … Continue Reading

This femdom podcast Q&A includes the following: Cut or uncut, that is the question How to get my sub to be more communicative My submissive doesn’t initiate, help! Scammers, boo A certain type of play is causing him concerns How to support your vanilla partner in finding her dominance Resources for beginners (spoiler: My non-fiction book list! Me telling a new domme to DTMFA I’m really attracted to my sub, but he wants ‘MEAN DOMME’ … Continue Reading

This femdom podcast Q&A includes the following: Advice for a new femdom’s play (Tip: This book “How to make your first BDSM scene amazing”) :) A happy femdom story! How to find a Domme as an older submissive How to prepare for pegging Should I tell my therapist about kink? Can you fall in love with someone you’ve never met? On punishments: What if the Domme fucks up? My sub periodically ghosts me Should … Continue Reading

This short, sweet, gentle femdom audio p*rn is nothing like my normal podcast content. I ad-libbed the audio, and then wrote a story about it, a story that mirrors what I was thinking as I recorded it. I suggest you listen to the audio first, before reading the story, and let your imagination take you where it will. See what kind of story your mind builds around the words you are hearing. If you want … Continue Reading

This femdom Q&A includes the following: Subs as footstools: What do you think? Is my dom mad? Why does he want this? How long can a man go without orgasms? Who was your favourite fictional teddy bear? Why not just choose a vanilla man? Busted at airport security! Public signalling of D/s tendencies “I’m a right wing arsehole and submissive, soooo…” How do I get my vanilla partner to be my dominant? And more! The … Continue Reading

Welcome to another episode of ‘Ferns drinks champagne and talks…’ Topics include: Some personal questions (about fantasies, singledom & happiness) How to find a domme Tips on confidence for a newbie dominant Why some offers of ‘submission’ aren’t as appealing as you think they are Is this abuse? How to punish your submissive Sissies and cuckholding, a misunderstanding A porn reading And more! Fun facts: 1. Those legs in the photo ARE mine, yes and… Continue Reading

This podcast Q&A includes the following: New books out soon! ‘Happy Femdom Stories Vol 2‘ & ‘Rage: A Femdom Story‘ Using me as a hookup service (pro-tip: Don’t) New Domme: Halp! Submissive man introducing vanilla partner Can a Domme be an extrovert? Kneeling and knee strain When he wants more (and more and more…) Heathen chocolate? Cock sucking sub: yay or nay? Lesbian sub trying to find a Domme And more! … Continue Reading

Welcome to my Reader Q&A. Enjoy! What questions to ask when D/s dating? My sub seemed not to respect, like, or care for me “I’m in love with my submissive, but…” Can there be love after harsh humiliation play? Online to real life transition when he seems perfect The ratio, you know, RATIO *sculls drink* Surprising little message from my ex-boy Sweetnesses, thank you! On forgiveness after fucking up and DFB And more! The Domme … Continue Reading

Welcome to another podcast. This Reader Q&A includes the following: How to find a dominant woman: (here you go!) I don’t trust him, what do I do? Sweetness & box girder bridges Mismatched communication styles Navigating new relationships Getting her from ‘indulging him’ to ‘taking the domme role’ Dealing with subs who tell Dommes ‘how it should be’ Does he have “too many hard limits” More ideas for punishments please And more! The … Continue Reading

Welcome to a new femdom podcast (which I have arbitrarily numbered so that I can number them going forward and don’t have to keep thinking up original titles each time :P). Topics include the following: Various sweetnesses (thank you!) How to start an online relationships initiated by a sub Concerns about particular fetishes (is it ok?) What do you think/like about collaring/collars/leashes/kneeling boys? Trying to find sexual chat online Figuring out if someone online is … Continue Reading

This Reader Q&A femdom podcast is over an hour long(!) and includes the following: Telling a dominant I like that I’m transgender You are shit at marketing (it’s true, I am!) How do you learn to cause someone pain in a good and healthy way? For those submissive men who are looking, some examples of your competition Cuckolding: Is she still dominant if she gets dominated by her ‘bull’? What kinds of fetish wear do … Continue Reading

This long overdue (aren’t they always?!) reader Q&A femdom podcast includes the following: Desire to please vs hard limits, what to do? Is there an outfit that says ‘Domme’? How do I help a new sub who is struggling? “She wanted a hands-free orgasm, so she tied him to the bed and used his mouth.” LDRs and ‘how to’ I made someone fail their exams, maybe, I don’t know… :P How do I get what … Continue Reading

In this exciting instalment of the Q&A femdom podcast, I answer questions about the following: Getting my long term vanilla husband into BDSM Young domme has shitty experiences and I get fist-wavey about it Tasks? Turned on by wife’s pre-marriage affair Hot scene in Blade: unf! Discipline: what do you do? Limerence: how do you deal? The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be … Continue Reading

In this episode of ‘Ferns does a femdom podcast’, we have the following: How can I learn to let my guard down? The elusive ‘good femdom porn’… Play ideas? Reader loveliness: thank you! Being badmouthed by an ex Sydney University! The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. ___ Want to ask … Continue Reading

In this femdom podcast, a novice Domme has a partner who she loves, they are compatible in all ways, except for in kink. She’s not confident that he’s really into the BDSM that she enjoys and she’s not quite sure what to do about it. ___ Subscribe to the Domme Chronicles podcast on iTunes. Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it: even if I’m slow, I … Continue Reading

In this episode of ‘Ferns does femdom podcasting’, we have the following: What is your star sign? Teletubbies question :P What do you think of ‘Steak and Blowjob’ day [on re-listening, I hate how I just went along with the premise that ‘Valentines Day is for the ladieeezzz’: This is what happens when I do the talking thing and can’t edit!] Have you tried sploshing? Alternative food-related  label to replace ‘vanilla’ Maaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!! Women on … Continue Reading

All the audio porn! The Domme Chronicles femdom podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. In this one, I address the following reader questions: How do you polish an apple (no, that’s not a euphemism)? How do I choose a name and start controlling a sub? Have you been in a relationship with someone … Continue Reading

This Domme Chronicles femdom podcast is available on iTunes. In this one, I answer the following reader questions: Offers of gifts: what would you do? What qualities do you like about your regular readers? Tasks for a sissy slut? Should he talk to a friend of 20 years about his desires? Have you read or seen ‘The Book of Revelation’? What did you think of it? How important is training (of a dominant)? Can a … Continue Reading

Subscribe to my femdom podcast: iTunes ___ This is an experiment in podcasting, welcome to it *smile*. The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and while some of my old audio clips have made it into the podcast, this is the first brand new one. There will be at least one more and then I will see how I feel about it. The questions I answered include: How can I make receiving anal … Continue Reading

This is what I sound like when I am slightly drunk, when I am writing and suddenly typing seems like too much trouble so I decide on audio instead, when I am languid and lounging on the couch, a slight slurring, almost in too much stupor to force the words past my lips… I suspect this is similar to how I sound after sex. ___ I like the pet name ‘baby’. It’s not because I … Continue Reading

For Mystic: Her favourite poem. Because she would ask me why I loved her by Christopher Brennan (1870-1932) If questioning would make us wise No eyes would ever gaze in eyes; If all our tale were told in speech No mouths would wander each to each. Were spirits free from mortal mesh And love not bound in hearts of flesh No aching breasts would yearn to meet And find their ecstasy complete. For who … Continue Reading

Yes, really! *laugh* Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview. It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals. How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??! No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak … Continue Reading

I know most of you probably didn’t notice that I still had one more request to fulfil from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post way back in June. I was asked for a snippet from my NaNo writing from last year. A cheeky request! I recorded this soon after the request, then stalled on posting it because I wanted to find a snippet I liked better. Then trawling through 50k words to find something … Continue Reading

I had another go at the recording I tried to make for my ‘gym bunny update’ post. I actually invited my twitter peeps to breathe and pant and swear with me while I was doing it, so I was talking to them in the recording. Normally, I don’t talk while I am killing myself with uber cardio. Well, okay, I might do an ‘oh my god!’ or a ‘fuck’, but I don’t generally encourage people, … Continue Reading

I am still working through the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post (you didn’t think I’d forgotten did you?!). This is a reading of The couch, a gentle and incredibly sweet scenario I wrote about quite a while ago. — This recording courtesy of a request by: slapshot… Continue Reading

This is another request from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post by Peroxide, who doesn’t even really like poetry, but requested that I read Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda, which I have posted previously. I love quite a few of Neruda’s poems; his passion and beautiful turn of phrase is compelling. Enjoy. — Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through … Continue Reading

You asked for it, you got it!! In this recording are some of the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post. There is silliness and laughing and someone who might be me sounding very much like a Crocodile Dundee reject. Enjoy. The recording contains requests from: – michael – DumbDomme, Tom Allen – Peroxide – Coug – # [Hash] – ZeroToInfinity – Jerome The other requests are coming soon, in a blog post … Continue Reading

I have done an audio reading before, and kept intending to do more and just never got around to it. Given I just wrote about reading this one as a bedtime story, I thought I would record it (see how that works? I am triple-dipping on that post!! This is what pure laziness looks like, people!). If you like it and want to hear more, then encourage me with flattery and champagne (okay, … Continue Reading

I have been considering doing a reading on the blog for some time, so here it is. It is this post: Crash. It is a single, first take with mistakes and all, plus the ambiance of neighbourhood sounds (welcome to my home!)… This absolutely and definitively proves that Australians do NOT have an accent… If you find it enjoyable and you are interested in hearing more, then comment wildly and with enthusiasm.… Continue Reading