Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

We were both cooked for this one. Enjoy a half-shitcast half-religious experience. We talk about Irish radio hosts and how annoying they are. Being good Goys. Paul talks. Jesus. Crucifixion. The shroud of Turin. Louis counters with Ethiopian Ark of the covenant. We talk book  of Enoch, why was it hidden ? The Nephilim. Oh , and beating up pedophiles. 

We are re so sorry. We are so back. A hot st Patrick’s day podcast and the dawn of a new era. The boys welcome super producer Butt Boy to this weeks episode of the pod (he let us record in his house)  We’re talkin WWE Wrestling days. Power rangers. Japanese seizures. Risky computer activity as a youngin. Amsterdam activities. Irish emigration and much more 

Top 5 episode here. Join us as we reminisce on our drug days , talk rave culture and the pursuit of love and tingles.  We ponder the possibilities of a senior citizen sibling , and delve into manly manly WAR.  Paul’s getting lost in the podcast analytics and newfound success  What are we giving up for lent ?  Paul’s mma lifestyle / future fight plans now that he’s 100kg+  Louis is still battling his meniscus and recounts another hospital tale

 Join us this week as we get into the important stuff. Like JK Rowlings portrayals of certain characters.  Paul has compiled a list of things he hates and seeks Lou’s opinions. Interior decorators are charlatans.  Men need to stop being afraid of getting wet.  We talk Oppenheimer.  Louis has done his meniscus…. Once again.  Why is it always ugly people in hospitals?  And finally. Spud guns- Weapons of mass destruction. 

Today was a bit off the rails. We dive into what was in our camera roll as youngins. Sending nudes. Paul’s card declining in public. Quitting nicotine and prospering. Rude old people and why we love them. Tism tales. Dragons - real or nah? Didier Drogba ending the Civil  war in the Ivory Coast. Russians and their shit music

Mm yes splendid. New pod on a Saturday for ye.  This week we’re getting the root of it all.  We talk priests.  Technology.  Paul’s gross bellybutton.  Would the lads eat each other in a famine event ?  What on earth do you call the female genitalia ?  The boys have been reading more books.  How many people has Kevin “Spaceman” Spacey killed in gay passion? 

2026 ladies and gentleman. Hell fucking yes. We’re back.  Kicking off 2026 today’s topics include  • Nuremberg and Nazis  • Louis’ Christmas miracle/ black magic  • Paul is denouncinh  the internet and getting bricked • ChatGPT is calling Louis a liar  • Paul is recovering from surgery and can’t train  • Shitting on celebs  • New Year’s resolutions for the boys and the pod

Professor Louis returns with another chaotic history lesson — this time diving into the Punic Wars, Rome vs Carthage, Hannibal, elephants, betrayal, and the pettiest beef in ancient history. Paul tries to make sense of it. Louis tries to teach. Both fail in equal measure. In this episode we get into: – Why Rome and Carthage hated each other – Hannibal bringing ELEPHANTS over the Alps like it was nothing – Rome going full sicko mode – Ancient warfare (aka lads being bold for centuries) – The most spiteful move ever done by a civilisation – And somehow… philosophy? If you enjoy the mix of comedy + unhinged history lessons, let us know and Louis will come back with another mad chapter from humanity’s past. Also, if you feel like it , leaving a rating and following the show helps massively!  🎧 Listen on Spotify, YouTube & Apple: Don’t Tell Mam Podcast 📺 Full episodes every week 📣 Clips on TikTok & Instagram: 

Just another day at the pinnacle of broadcasting. No big deal.  We open up in murky waters immediately.  We talk about our hate of irish radio hosts and soulless music.  Have a riveting conversation about important things like men’s underwear and shit stains.  We touch on AI and the current state of the internet.  Big companies and their advertising methods  Paul is sick of being chronically online and brain rotted.  Louis caught himself while fishing.  Will Paul be a future magician who crushes records at the special Olympics? Will the boys find Jesus ?  Tune in and find out.  also , drop a follow please and thanks 

 Some hot shit. We talk about Paul’s New York rap career , Louis gifts Paul a mixtape from “Expensive Black”. Living like gremlins in the college days. The reality of adulthood in your 20s. Louis’ master plan to do drugs when he retires, and a bunch of other stupid stuff. Join us in the bedroom 

A classic episode. We go into embarrassing tactics you use to get out of trouble as a yungin. Angry adults. Paul being a nightmare primary school student with nutrition of a 45 year old builder. Dangerous schoolyard games. Run ins with bullies. And pulling people’s pants down. A very school centered episode

Happy Halloween you pagan degenerates. We touch on a lot this episode. Paul’s T is through the roof right now , he can’t be stopped.  Louis meets an Amazonian woman.  We talk uncontacted tribes, why are they so behind ?  African history and how it’s portrayed / Malian King Mansa Musa  Our opinions on Halloween , God , Religion ,  Drug induced ghost sightings  Zombies (again)  Enjoy Xx

Reunited and it feeels so goooood  The lads join forces after a hectic few weeks for both. Paul tells us about his experiences at the MMA World Champiosnships.  Straight into traumatic pet experiences.  Tortas.  Being young and using bad words without realising.  Encountering animals you have no business encountering.  Freuds opinion on banging your mom.  And more animal talk. Heavy on the animals this week.  Sit down shut up and listen to the pod. Love you. 

Paul here. Sorry for the late upload. I was travelling foreign lands to fight a French dude in a cage. We’re back. We’re moist.  This episode we touch on gay cowboys. Louis tells us about a cheek clenching documentary about free divers. We talk about extreme sports. The first dude who tried to fly. Parkour gone wrong. Finding out Santa isn’t real. The tooth fairy, and Louis’ powerful poetry.  We chat muck as the sun sets in the background. Very romantic.

Paul arrives after a 12 hour shift and Louis crawls out of a hole to sit down and discuss the pertinent issues of today’s society. Etymology of slurs and why you can’t say certain ones. Irish oppression. Being overly competitive. Paul’s upcoming trip to the World Championships in Georgia next week. And capping it off with Threesomes , and the wonders of the world 

Coming with some peak brainrot this week. Paul wants to scour the ancient religious texts for answers. We discuss “the modern man”. TikTok and internet culture. Some half baked business ideas , and Louis’ new career as a fisherman

The lads are BACK.  Life can’t keep 2 titans of media down.  This week is peak brain rot. We delve into Paul’s adhd brain at work , our adolescent alcohol heists, annoying streamers , Raja Jackson incident , why does Paul sweat so goddamn much , which nationalities we hate , does Mrs (Mr?) Macron have a dong, and some history talk 

This week we link up for a groggy pod , and it ends up being one of our favourite  ones to date.  We talk about getting traction on the Gay TikTok algorithm.  Louis’ humbling 8k race and 70s disco night.  Dancing and whether or not we’re shit at it.  Sexual awakenings Teenage Paul’s horny Snapchat days  Dong pics  And we answer  some questions from the viewers 👌

Ohhhhhhh yes. It’s a hot one. Today we touch on lots.  • We reminisce on our drunken grappling matches.  • Dodgy chippers and takeaway drugs.  -Epstein chat.  -Louis tells us about “ secret eater “ and “open house” 2 wild BBC shows.  • Would we do love island?  -Are we the strongest podcast?!  • our old man habits  • who is the most coordinated out of us? 

After Louis’ historical presentation , Paul takes the stand to deliver a wild theory that challenges what we know about history. He digs into the mystery of the Grand Canyon cave supposedly packed with Egyptian and Asian artifacts, the Hopi legends of the Ant People, and the Mound Builders — a rumored advanced race said to exist long before Native Americans. Were there giants? Did the Smithsonian cover it up? And why do so many cultures share the same flood and “sky people” myths?

Enveloped by the majesty of Irish nature the boys sit and discuss the world. Todays topics include - why are fruity drinks gay? Streamer culture. Hedonistic behaviour. Hunting. Cosmetic surgeries. Evolution and isolated tribes. The woes of modern society. And a bunch of other shit. Cop a squat 

Louis hijacks the podcast this week with a PowerPoint and pure chaos. He tells Paul the completely mental story of the Anabaptists — a radical religious cult that took over the city of Münster in the 1500s, declared it the New Jerusalem, legalized polygamy, and went toe-to-toe with a prince-bishop in full medieval siege mode. There’s printing presses, prophecies, public executions, and one guy named Bernhard who really shouldn’t have been put in charge of anything.

The boy recap Paul’s recent victory. Hospital visits. Louis’ abusive relationship with his pet tarantula , people who own weird pets, and the modern gooning epidemic

Gee whiz. Some serious shit talking in this one. We trace our family names. Louis tells us more about his deviant habits as a teen. War talk featuring Louis’ uncles on both sides. Annoying customers in work. Uncomfortable bedroom situations. I can’t even remember the rest just listen and subscribe okay thanks bye

Hello Gremlins  We kick it off with a prank call. Louis tells us how he nearly crashed. Someone shit themselves in Paul’s workplace. We talk crap jobs. Getting fired. Pauls checkered past. ADHD. School shit. And causing grievous bodily harm to ourselves while drunk

Ooowee, double digits baby—episode 10! We’re talkin:  • 9/11 & Bin Laden   • Ancient alien madness  • School discos & being hormone-riddled   • Louis’ criminal origin story  And yes… the Cat in the Hat is playing on mute the entire time

Holy moly — another one. We get into Louis having bubble guts, stand-up comedy, maybe doing an open mic, wild police videos, Paul being an NPC magnet, people who are obsessed with politics, lads holidays, and the chaos that comes with girlfriend trips.

Fueled by silent Van Helsing in the background, we cover Paul crashing the car, public love-making , getting rinsed at the deli, dodgy young lads, Love on the Spectrum, Down for Love, a few too many drunken scraps, and some deeply questionable age gaps.

Paul’s fighting again this Sunday. Louis is back to football. And somehow, we ended up deep into gay animals, spiritual breakdowns, UFC, and blind dogs. Don’t miss this one. In this episode:  • UFC and fight night talk  • A spiritual meltdown involving ChatGPT  • Animals that might be gay  • School stories         Hit subscribe and let us know if your dog sees ghosts.  Peace

Started rough, stayed rough. We chat about the Pope, lads thinking they’re in Top Boy, deep Irish shame, and Paul absolutely ruins scones forever. Also, someone’s mam found out. Nightmare  Pray for us. New episodes weekly.

Louis tells us about his injuries and Paul recaps his fight , which prevented the boys from hitting a hot podcast last week. Other topics on the menu include samurais, shitty horror movies , diddy , farts, and you guessed it- pedos. 

We go deep on Hollywood , The occult , religion ,  Paul hating satanic shit , and his crippling caffeine addiction. Enjoy 

We chat a lot of shit. Childhood. School antics. Embarrassing things that happened to us. I can’t even remember what we talked about. Engineering and editing this podcast has ended me. Just listen so it’s not in vain okay bye love you 

Louis and I thank you all for the overwhelmingly positive reaction to episode 1. Welcome to the cult. I mean channel. This episode we’re talkin rival podcasts. Teenage cringe. Dwarves. Deep fried mars bars. Get the hell in here. Like , subscribe , show some love. Just don't tell mam.

Episode mufuggin 1 of Don’t Tell Mam. We’re talkin crypto. Pants falling down. Pedos. Teenage years. Get in here