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Doom Scroll Patrol: An Undeniable Podcast
by Undeniable
Join us every week as we doom scroll the conflagration that is late stage capitalism, giggling our way through the apocalypse and punching every Nazi on the way. Remeber, if you’re going to doom scroll, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you do it with friends.
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Epstein Secrets That Shocked Everyone!
As we get into the holidays one thing stays the same, the doom keeps rolling (and we keep scrolling)! We talk about the rich going on human safaris in Serbia. We jump into the ever growing awfulness of the Epstein files and how it is poisoning minds (like whatever was left unpoisoned in Megan Kelly's). Touching on the Sudan and the ongoing genocide there. And the only global body dealing (or not?) with the climate emergency, COP 2026 in Brazil, from the fossil fuel lobbyists overflowing it, to the Indigenous resistance disrupting it. Pull up a chair and get all comfortable and doomy with us.YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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What's REALLY Behind Zohan Mavdani's Shocking NYC Victory?
It's doom time again, but this week we see a small smidge of hope with Zohran Mamdani's historic win as mayor of NYC and a blue wave across the nation. Oh, and war criminal extraordinaire Dick Cheney died, so that's nice! Elon Musk is on path to become the first trillionaire, every day proving the adage that money cannot buy taste with slop like his Grok powered robots. And the only global meeting of world governments to tackle the climate emergency is infested with oil lobbyists! Jump on in, it's going to be a good one!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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So Bill Gates is a climate denier now?
This week, mother nature gets her doom on by leveling Jamaica, after we gave her the hottest year in 125,000 years in 2024 (yup, you read that right). Bill Gates outs himself as a climate denier in addition to being an island hopping Epstein buddy, and tells all of us to suck it up (so he can build more fossil fuel loving data centers). The homeless are about to be rounded up into concentration camps in Mormonland. And we rail on why billionaires should not exist (again). Strap on in, it’s doom time!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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What's REALLY going on behind the White House demolition?
Another day, another heap of doom to scroll through. Did Graham Platner just get bodied by an old chest tattoo, or is he a symbol of the change we’re working towards? NSPM-7, the latest fascist Trump admin attempt to criminalize you (yeah, you) that we’re not hearing near enough about. Big tech underwrites Trump’s demolition of half the White House (Independence Day CGIed so Trump could flatten). And Andrew Cuomo pops out some racist AI slop—ah, AI slop, the true aesthetic of fascism. Come on in, the doom is warm!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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No more bombs (for today)
It's another doom filled day in the world and it all starts Trump being the savior of the Middle East and doing what no one man can do, bringing peace! We also shed some light on Alaska being devastated by a Katrina style hurricane that the news is not talking about. And how about that leak of extreme racism from the Young Republicans that no one (and by that we mean everyone) saw coming? Jump on in with us in this week's Doom Scroll Patrol!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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AI Popping and Nazis Glitching
On today's mini episode we see Stephen Miller glitch right into open fascism (again). We talk about AI (as we always do) and how truly awful it is for our planet let alone the human psyche. Then we balance with why hope is so important, to keep fighting for not only what is right, but for everyone on earth. Enjoy this bite sized bit of Doom.YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Government Shutdown!
With the government shutdown, what else is there to do? How about joining the Doom Scroll Patrol as we go gaga for Corey Doctorow and and his battle against the enshittification of everything. Alberta is itching to become the newest addition to the United States of America? Huh? Lots more shit to wade through, but stick around for a little bit of empathy towards our fellow humans and all the other critters on this burning ball of a home we can call earth.YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Miller Goes Full Nazi
In today's episode we take a dive into Stephen Miller's full(er) Goebels turn. How the f*ck did Alligator Alcatraz lose 1200 people? Why are big oil and the oligarchs are so very, very scared of renewable energy? Trump fights an escalator, and the escalator won! And how ICE loves Pokemon (because they haven't ruined enough already?). And so much more, as we scroll the doom so you don't have to.YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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What's REALLY Going On with Charlie Kirk and Political Violence?
Yup, Charlie Kirk got got, and the world's gone crazy (but please don't mention all the school kids shot on the same day, it wouldn't be respectful), so we take a breath and try to have a reasonable conversation about it, which will make us no friends, we're sure; the climate keeps boiling and AI is the gasoline on the fire; we pull out the stop watch—how long between AI reaching super intelligence and no more humans?; and so much more glorious fun in another episode of As the Empire Crumbles.YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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What If Oligarchs Lived Forever?
This week on Doomscroll Patrol, why are psychopaths in charge of everything?; more ugh from the Epstein files while the Psychopath in Chief sends jets to disrupt a press conference of survivors speaking out; supporting Gaza by boycott; and so much more. Join the Patrol as we scroll the doom so you don't have to!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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What's REALLY Happening to Trump's Health?
What's really up with Trump's health?, don't know but JFK Jr. is making us sick!, tech bro eugenics, AI wants to kill your granny, while mass shootings continue unabated, and so much more!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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The REAL Future of Liberalism Revealed
This week on Doom Scroll Patrol, we're covering some of the top news stories, including cyber crime involving Israel's top cyber security officer involved with child abuse. We'll also touch on liberal cringe and the future of the left movement. We doom scroll so you don't have to!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Don't Punch Big Balls!
The utterly punchable fascist Musk lackey Big Balls gets punched up by a 15-year-old girl, and now we've got martial law in DC?; we're all still funding genocide in Gaza; what if we could live on sunshine and air?; Trump grabs your data by the p*ssy; and so much more as we scroll another week of global collapse and merriment!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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South Park goes scorched earth on Trump | Doom Scroll Patrol #19
Trey and Parker make Trump's little sausage a big topic of conversation, as his Epstein hole just keeps getting deeper (it couldn't happen to a nicer predator); AI slop still slopping while it chokes us out with the fumes; US destabilizing Canada?; Gaza enters famine while the crocodile tears start flowing; destroying the EPA cause polluters got to pollute but they don't gotta pay; and so much more as we scroll the doom so you don't have to.YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Peter Kalmus Joins the Fray! | Doom Scroll Patrol #18
NASA climate scientist and activist Peter Kalmus was in the House of Scrolling Doom! We talk climate change, fascism, and deep dive on the concept doom itself (our first Doom Scroll Inception?). The Doom keeps rolling, and we keep scrolling, but any chance to talk with Peter Kalmus makes for a great week and definitely a peak episode. Come on in, the water is far too warm! #PeterKalmus #ClimateEmergency #DoomScrollPatrolYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Zohran Mamdani Takes New York City! | Doom Scroll Patrol #17
Finally some (very, very) good political news to scroll with Mamdani's victory in the NYC mayoral primary! And he won by not backing down on his principles, like being against genocide, for making NYC more affordable for everyone, and framing the climate crisis as the quality of life issue it is! Some more good news climate stories too, but don't worry, still lots of doom to masticate for ya, including Antarctic tipping points, dumb ass Republican Mike Lee, AI tearing Canada apart?, and more. Come on in, the water is (uncomfortably) warm!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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WWIII a go?
WWIII a go?, LA occupied, Musk and Trump's lover's spat, Trump buyer's remorse setting in?, and oh so much more in another week of "As the World Burns" here on Doom Scroll Patrol.YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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The Worm Turns | Doom Scroll Patrol #15
RFK Jr.s worms must love bird flu; Gaza, the genocide continues; Musk is tripping balls and finally out (but not really); AI chatbots spewing climate disinfo along with CO2; a Swiss town smote by collapsing glacier; is Land Back the way instead of "humans off" for nature?; and lots more. Because the doom keeps rolling, and we keep scrolling! (And, psych, no Peter Kalmus this week, but soon, we promise.) #podcast #comedy #climate #politicsYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Is Musk finally done? | Doom Scroll Patrol #14
Is Musk the next thing Trump touched that died?, Clifford the Big Red Dog sure is, Miss Rachel shows more courage on Gaza than most everyone who should, ice caps melting even while China's emissions are falling and so much more! 4 out of 5 doctors say, don't doom scroll alone, doom scroll along with us! #podcast #politics #climate #comedyYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Seig Heils and Oligarchs and End Times Fascism and More!
Kanye streams the Hitler love, racists busy monetizing their hate, 19 families banked how much last year?, Gaza’s horrors ongoing, and a special brand of fascism for these ever delightful times. But hey, we’ve got more solutions than problems, just the problem of those who prevent us from implementing them! Come on in, so much doom to scroll through together!Dr. Mohammed Mustafa, Palestinian Doctor offering free medical clinic in #GazaDonation link: https://givebutter.com/mercifulhandsdoctorsYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Canadian elections, Trump's imaginary knuckles, and lonely tech bros, Oh My:Doom Scroll Patrol #12
Canada elects an "at least it's not-Trump," while Trump still hasn't learned what a photoshop is, deep sea mining (what could go wrong?), Zuck needs an AI friend, and we're ready to send Musk off to fight the gorillas. All that and more, in another week of scrolling the doom so you don't have to.Operation Realife - Distributing water, food, and other essentials to GazaWebsite: https://www.oprealife.com/ Fundraiser: https://gogetfunding.com/help-us-get-essential-items-to-gazans/ Paypal Donation: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=WPMHRB48Y9ZMSYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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The world may be unravelling, but America's soldiers will all be swol!: Doom Scroll Patrol #11
The corals are bleaching, Gen Z: the most gullible evah!, Israel still genociding while Kneecap sells out their tour telling them to f*ck off, resistance crumbling Trump, Doge heading to Canada, and socialism getting popular in the US? Not to worry, walking national security risk Pete Hegseth says "no fatties in the military." Join us as we doom scroll through another week in the worst possible timeline. #podcast #comedy #politics #climateYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Doom Scroll Patrol #10: April 18, 2025
Trump's camps concentrating folks in El Salvador (is there a name for that?), Doge and Elon Musk say "all your private data belongs to us" (and the Russians?), Katy Perry and other annoying rich people in space (could we arrange a one-way trip?), and so much more. We're in boom times for doom, so come and scroll it with friends, because we won't let the doom win. #podcast #doomscrollpatrol #comedy #politicsYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Doom Scroll Patrol #9: April 11, 2025
Trump tariffs totally trashing the Terran economy (and the Switch-nooooo!); climate crisis rendering capitalism uninsurable; Elon Musk is still a dick; Gaza is their vision for all our futures; and much more of the doom you love to scroll with us. Come on in, the conversation is warm, cause the world is burning, so why not watch it burn with the Doom Scroll Patrol gang?! #comedy #podcast #collapse #climatecrisis YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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DSP #8 March 28, 2025
Nazis leaking, imitative AI slopping (Princess Mononoke, clean up on aisle OpenAI, please!), Canadians collaborating, hottest year ever (again) breaking climate disaster records (again), ICE kidnapping, Doge dorks doing dumb stuff, and some good news on the global energy front. Join us as we survey the carnage of another week in paradise. #podcast #comedy #politicsYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Doom Scroll Patrol #7: March 14, 2025
Mahmoud Khalil disappeared for free speeching on Gaza, Canada invasions, Enola too Gay for Trump?, musicals guests and more, as we crawl through another week in the downfall of Western "civilization." Remember kids, if you're gonna doom scroll, and you know you are, come doom scroll with us! #podcast #comedy #politics YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Doom Scroll Patrol #6: March 7, 2025
Yup, things are shitty. And we're not just talking about the raw sewage the Supreme Court said could be released into the US water supply, or the raw sewage Trump released throughout his address to congress. Shitty, but not hopeless. So let's wade through it all together on the way to something better. Remember kids, don't doom scroll alone, come do it with your friends on the Doom Scroll Patrol, as we navigate the scatalogical reality of another week here in the twilight of capitalism.#Podcast #Climate #Comedy #politics YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Episode #5: February 21, 2025
Trump week 4 and we've already run out of doom to scroll. Just kidding! (What an utter sh*t show.) We go through all the hits—Jordan Peterson and the global right getting their fascism on in London; Trump and Russia, Russia, Russia; the unravelling apartheid lovin' man-child that is unravelling the American government; how they treat treasonous presidential candidates in Brazil, and some good news from the Navajo Nation! #podcast #politics #climate #comedyYouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Doom Scroll Patrol #4: Feb. 7 2025
Another, week, another torrent of bullsh*t: Trump wants Gaza, Elon runs amuck, ICE raids real and imagineered, tariff bluffs and caves, hottest January (again), and some good news to make it all go down a little easier. We doom scroll so you don't have to!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Doom Scroll Patrol Ep. 3: The Chaos Continues
We doom scroll so you don’t have to! This week, we get into Deepseek dip sixing AI stocks, concentration camps at everyone’s favorite human rights violation site Guantanamo, tragedy in the air over DC NOT caused by DEI, and Trump stumbles. We also have good news from our Native American friends and more!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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The Great Trump Dump
This episode we get into, you guessed it, all the bullshit Trump started piling on from day one—and it’s a lot. Almost too much. But strap on in, we'll get through this together!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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LA Burning, Tik Tok Banned, Meta Disinforming, Biden Sayanora and more!
Just another week of whistling past the apocolypse!YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Bluesky | undeniablenetwork.com
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Join us every week as we doom scroll the conflagration that is late stage capitalism, giggling our way through the apocalypse and punching every Nazi on the way. Remeber, if you’re going to doom scroll, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you do it with friends.
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