Dream Cheesers

Send us Fan MailOur first-ever guest joins the chaos as Hamish shares his Confest experience (brace yourself), Billie unpacks the gender bias behind “reference man,” and we somehow end up debating whether insects deserve legal rights — and why flies are long overdue for a PR rebrand.⚠️ Content warning: contains colourful language, festival chaos, unexpected feminism, and strong opinions about insects. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail Emma asks the all-important question: who does the mysterious silver fist actually belong to? and investigates the deeply suspicious smell coming from the Artemis II capsule. We question the increasingly strange procedures being used to combat old lady hands, and Günter explores the groundbreaking possibility of a snot transplant… for reasons nobody fully understands.⚠️ Content warning: contains space-based mysteries, cosmetic desperation, experimental mucus science, and decisions that should have stayed hypothetical. Listener discretion advised. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, Billie finally opens up about her empathy for inanimate objects, Günter sends AI straight into Looney Tunes mode, and Emma investigates a raccoon that fell off the wagon and went completely rogue.⚠️ Content warning: contains strong language, includes misplaced empathy, unstable technology, and a raccoon making consistently poor choices. Listener discretion advised.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailNew Episode! Emma discusses the logistical nightmare an aerialist with diarrhoea and discuss the surprisingly strange world of prosthetic buttholes and merkins. We meet the red-eared slider turtle with sexy spirit fingers, Günter unveils his latest existential poetry and a new cult, and Billie debates the ethics of outsourcing cigarette-butt collection to a highly intelligent workforce of crows.⚠️ Content warning: contains strong language, experimental poetry, and morally ambiguous bird employment. Listener discretion advised. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmma takes a dive into history and explores the seed bank conundrum during the Siege of Leningrad, we ask the absolutely unhinged question "would you drink bear poo beer?", and Günter investigates the enduring mystery of where all the left socks go.⚠️ Content warning: contains historical tragedy, questionable beverage hypotheticals, and unresolved laundry issues. Listener discretion advised.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmma casually explains why she locked teenagers in a glass room during a party, Gunter bends everyone’s minds with the mathematics from his Blue Book and somehow links it all to Tanular Logic, and Billie confidently — and incorrectly — mislabels an animal. As always, things escalate quickly and no one double-checks anything.⚠️ Content warning: colourful language, pseudo-mathematics, and facts said with alarming confidence.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailWe fantasise about living in a bouncy-castle house, Em admits to a deeply unsettling fascination with killing flies, we (purely hypothetically) analyse how hard it would be to become a cocaine smuggler, spiral into biodegradable end-of-life plans, and Billie casually drops the story of her jailhouse grandmother like it’s no big deal.⚠️ Content warning: contains creepy crawlies, crime-adjacent chat, morbid curiosity, and wildly inappropriate family stories. Listener discretion advised.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmma spends an alarming amount of time at a park toilet, we unpack the pros and pitfalls of using AI as a mental health support tool, we debate the track list for 'Dream Cheesers the Album', and Günter puts Billie and Emma through a psychopath test… do they pass?⚠️ Content warning: contains bathroom-adjacent storytelling, armchair psychology, AI opinions nobody fully agrees on, and tests you definitely didn’t consent to. Listener discretion advised.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailWe continue our ongoing obsession with cloacas, Em explores the Peter Pan of the amphibian world and uncovers a potential new career path as the fall person for awkward room-clearing moments, Gunter delivers the unforgettable concept of whale fart bolinis, and Billie weighs up the pros and cons of maggot cheese… so you don’t have to.⚠️ Content warning: contains animal anatomy chat, fermented food crimes, bodily functions at sea, and ideas that should probably have stayed inside someone’s head. Listener discretion advised.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmma discusses listener Kate’s quest to find a viral cookie, we spiral into the deeply unsettling question of whether it’s ethical to freeze animals in space, Gunter scats about scat, and Billie quietly edits out an extremely embarrassing faux pas.⚠️ Content warning: includes scatological discussion, uncomfortable ethics debates, and moments Billie wishes you’ll forget. Proceed with caution.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEm discusses the legality of a homemade cheese factory and asks the very important question: how do you hide the cow? We bravely explore the deeply unsettling concept of the “waffle stomp,” Gunter and AI break up… again, and Billie tracks down the world’s grumpiest frog. ⚠️ Content warning: contains dairy-based enthusiasm, bathroom-adjacent discussions, relationship drama, and at least one extremely cranky creature. Listener discretion strongly advised. 🧀🐾 Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan Mail 🎄 Christmas Episode — and the final one for this season!Emma investigates the medical miracles of the Home Alone movies and asks the important historical question: was peasant life actually better than we think? Billie explores the surprisingly rich language of swear words, while Gunter somehow ends up discussing exfoliating turtles to make infinity paper. Because of course he does.⚠️ Content warning: contains festive nonsense, cartoon-level injuries, historical inaccuracies, colourful language, and unnecessary turtle skincare. Perfect for Christmas chaos, not recommended for sensible relatives. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmma dives into the local mysteries of F**k Ape and the ominous Boot Kicker Man, we relive Hamish’s heroic (and slightly concerning) hotdog-eating competition, try Spam live on air with very mixed reactions, and unpack Günter’s intriguingly questionable new clothing line.⚠️ Content warning: contains cursed local legends, questionable food choices, loud chewing, and dubious fashion choices. Listener discretion (and a strong stomach) advised.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailGünter sends Billie and Emma into an existential spiral with an anti-space discussion, Emma dives into the time tomatoes were considered deadly, all capped off with information about hyena births that absolutely did not need to be shared.⚠️ Listener discretion advised: explicit content, mild science, major confusion, and unnecessary biological facts. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailThis week we tackle the delicate art of dealing with low-hanging balls, deep-dive into the legend of Barabella, play a round of “Who Said That?” featuring shockingly misogynistic quotes, and pitch our groundbreaking new TV show: Poo.S.I.⚠️ Content warning: contains dangling anatomy, bad language, and a crime show nobody asked for. Not recommended for anyone eating breakfast.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmma recounts her concerning gym encounter after an eyebrow-dye disaster, we question whether Fozzie Bear and Delta Goodrem secretly had a love-child, and weigh up the pros and cons of man-made defibrillators.⚠️ Content warning: contains medical misinformation, celebrity slander, and muppet-related chaos. Not suitable for anyone with a weak heart — ironically.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmma investigates the bizarre reasons for worker absences in ancient Egypt, we debate whether Spock was TV’s first positive neurodivergent icon, and Günter drops a surprisingly deep philosophical question. Plus, we uncover Emma’s uncanny 1950s doppelgänger, and run Billie and Günter’s through a highly scientific shared brain test.⚠️ Content warning: swearing, adult themes, and science fiction adjacent nonsense. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailThe podcast finally goes live. There's Mohs Hardness Scale, Günter’s crispy KFC confession and Emma finally reaches enlightenment, but it's not what she expected - it’s everything you didn’t need to know.⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and revelations you can’t unhear. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailA mini ep that looks back on past chaos. Emma insults Star Wars fans, Billie insults Queensland and Gunter riffs on Flight of the Conchords - proving we are Melbourne’s fourth most popular trio of friends with a cheese podcast.⚠️ Content warning: swearing, tangents, and the occasional reckless opinion Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailThis week we question why are farts so funny, what’s with Billie’s dream of plugged-in people and what's the next evolution of love? You know all the important stuff!⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and things you don’t want kids repeating.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEmbarrassing gaming confessions, Tanular Logic made simple, and the sweet taste of nostalgia — cringe, chaos, and childhood trauma included.⚠️ Content warning: explicit language and adult shenanigans. Listen at your own risk.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailThis week we dive headfirst into the bizarre and brilliant: Günter introduces the mysterious world of TANULAR Logic, we riff on some deeply-feared sexual positions, and explore the strange moment when poo takes your power. Oh – and yes, there’s frog licking involved!Cheesy, chaotic, and definitely not for the school run. Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEver wondered about Wookie nipples, how many holes it really takes to fill the Albert Hall, or why your favourite song lyric might not be what you think? Oh, and yes — crystal wee makes an appearance.⚠️ Warning: contains strong language, questionable facts, and possibly more holes than you bargained for.Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailA rogue poo makes a surprise appearance, we talk hall passes and yes, there’s a story involving a baby in a freezer. Laughs, awkward tangents, and questionable life choices await!Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailA cheeky bonus episode - the mini baby bell of your cheese platter. Warning, this one is for extremely immature adults only. Headphones on, not safe for little ears!Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/

Send us Fan MailEpisode 1 – ADHD Superpowers, Cheese Divination, and the Start of Something Dubious!Support the showhttps://www.instagram.com/stories/dreamcheeserspodcast/