Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This episode, we take the edge off with a ciggy, talk about our aversions to parties, and give TERRIBLE advice to garner attention at said parties. This week really has it all. TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Follow along with our fan fiction on Youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts/E_GjlPrkP6A?si=QzkRPcTruES_LzcV and TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ddjlspodcast/video/7616381601550716191?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7626187204745774606 Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This episode, things get twisty and turny (like the maze of life, I guess). From Hot Dog Knights, to peer pressure, to Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephants, the siblings cover it ALL while throwing in some musical interludes. Hug the left wall with us, and we will make it through this labyrinth together!Follow along with our fan fiction on Youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts/E_GjlPrkP6A?si=QzkRPcTruES_LzcVand TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ddjlspodcast/video/7616381601550716191?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7626187204745774606Send us some mail to:Dude, Don't Just Lick StuffPO Box 183Sutter Creek, CA95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, we are MAD. Oops! We messed up the order, but that's ok, right? Either way, y'all are getting this out of order, but don't fret! We are finishing this season STRONG! Hang out with the sibs (short for siblings) as they wander into the wonderful world of filmmaking, montages, creative differences, and federal laws. Would you steal a car? Let us know in the comments!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! In an episode full of car troubles, cat interruptions, and birthday shout outs, the siblings get chaotic! Go along with us as we discuss rad character design, seemingly pick-me energy, and our fan fiction project!Follow along with our fan fiction on Youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts/E_GjlPrkP6A?si=QzkRPcTruES_LzcV and TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ddjlspodcast/video/7616381601550716191?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7626187204745774606 Popcorn Recipe:https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/perfect_popcorn/TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week we celebrate Finn's 13th birthday in STYLE! Watch along as we call back on to Reddit Guy for his input on Mamma Mia, and stick around for our new dance rating system.TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth talk Lost references, alternate song lyrics, and marshmallow preferences - occasionally interrupted by cat visitations. Join us as we jump into a nuclear bunker and discover a tribe of Hyoomans!Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, we journey to the land of the dead! Follow along with Savy and Seth as they discuss the reasons behind police cars in hell, the impotence of certain skeletal guardians, and sick music battles a la The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Enjoy reliving Cole Sanchez's childhood trauma and Jake's cheek rattling farts in this jam-packed episode. TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth discuss the work of Jacky Ke Jiang, Pendleton Ward's recording habits, and the possibility of being imprisoned forever in a video game. Join the siblings as they meander through the first art shift episode of the series, and enjoy the new format! Check out Jacky Ke Jiang's latest work: http://www.jkart.net/ TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLShttps://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! We have some news and housekeeping to catch you up on, but aside from that, we are so grateful for all of our listeners and subscribers! In this episode, Finn seeks to fit in to Princess Bubblegum's Science Barbecue by using a shortcut that has dire consequences. Join the siblings as they discuss the psychology of laugh tracks, fire safety, and try to get themselves and others canceled.TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff!PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Have you heard of Boy Throb? Well, Seth is ALL about it! From sensory deprivation tanks to smelling like vanilla, the siblings cover everything to do with the traumatized Goblin Kingdom and their silent king... TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth talk about restarting hobbies, seeing Markiplier's #1 movie in America: Iron Lung, and the origins of this podcast's name! Grab your possibly evil magic beans, and get ready to plant them - in spite of the frog-cursed Gnome Knight that specifically asked you not to - as you crack into some ice cream. Be careful though, you never know which bean pods could be good, or which one is bad.... And man, don't just lick stuff, it's evil! Melt The ICE Hat (Crochet Version) - ALL proceeds from the sale of this pattern will be given to immigrant aid organizations within the Twin Cities community. https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/melt-the-ice-crochet-version TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth are extra caffeinated (thanks to our sponsor Strong Coffee Co) as they navigate an episode full of both dark and precarious themes. If you have ever met your significant other's parents, or if anyone has attempted to gnaw on your flesh, then this one is for you! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685 Go to Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, not only did you lose the game (sorry) but you're all honorary Chinese baddies now. So sit back, relax, drink a hot cup of water this cold morning, and enjoy the ninja-mania! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685 Go to Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join us as the boys get themselves into a DEEP problem in a bottomless bottom, Finn gets flustered with the ladies, and we celebrate the ACTUAL New Year! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685 Go to Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Picture this, it’s the day of the Back Rubbing Ceremony, and Princess Bubblegum trusts you and your best friend to bring the tastiest treats in Ooo. What do you do? Well probably not the irresponsible path our heroes took, but join us as we all get gripped by the flavors and maybe the shortcomings of our bodies??? Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685 Go to Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Is non-violence always the answer? Well, this week, we learn that sometimes you have to just punch bad guys to save your friends. Enjoy watching Savy and Seth as they devolve into madness over cookies, forget shout-outs, and point out inconsistencies.A HUGE thank you to this week's sponsor Strong Coffee Company! Use our code DDJLS at check out for 20% off of all of their protein coffee products. Go to www.strongcoffeecompany.com and again use code: DDJLS at check out for 20% off of some incredible protein coffee! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week we explore the inner machinations of Jake the Dog's ADHD brain and his inability to focus on saving his own best friend without literal Divine Intervention... Watch along, cook with us, and enjoy this week's episode! A HUGE thank you to this week's sponsor Strong Coffee Company! Use our code DDJLS at check out for 20% off of all of their protein coffee products. Go to www.strongcoffeecompany.com and again use code: DDJLS at check out for 20% off of some incredible protein coffee! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff, and Happy New Year! We hope you aren't partied out because we have a DOOZY of an episode for you this week! Join the siblings as they greet 2026 with an... interestingstory of love, confidence, and being your authentic self. From shaming BMO to discussing the personal lives of the storyboard artists, start the New Year off right by tuning in!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! But more importantly, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones :) This week we dive in to our favorite Christmas movies, traditions, and of course Finn's drive to do WHATEVER it takes to make Jake feel better. Enjoy today with your family, friends, or whoever you decide to celebrate with! Today is a day of love and appreciation for those you call family, and there's no greater love to share than popping this video on the big screen and making your loved ones watch an extremely niche podcast. Merry Christmas friends :)

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Get ready to learn how to play the addictive, high intensity game designed for people everywhere: DROPBALL! Don't be intimidated, our high score is 6... This week, Savy and Seth are deep in the throws of embarrassment as they navigate the episode (poem not included), talk about the mental states of the people behind the show, discuss the efforts of animation, and reminisce about childhood vocal stims. Send us some mail:Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff!PO Box 183Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome back to Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings take on the patriarchy and other social barriers. In an episode—and a world—full of chaos and not-so-nice guys, we cook up some delicious dishes and push for liberation, one princess at a time.

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings take on their most arduous challenge yet... time management and storage issues! They said it couldn't happen again, but by golly did we prove them wrong! Share in the curse as we dive into this episode of sad friendship schemes and sleepless nights, and hopefully you won't feel like the Ice King by the end of it.Send us Mail!Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff!PO Box 183Sutter Creek, CA 95685

Welcome BACK to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Today, we are thankful for another season of Adventure Time rewatch shenanigans! Hope you saved room for an extra long episode this Turkey Day because your favorite siblings are back, and it is time to get cookin'!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! We are celebrating our Season 1 Finale, Seth's new place, and our first ever Live Stream! Join us as we wrap up the very first season of our show with one more recap, one more set of dishes, and one more snail reveal - along with all of our normal shenanigans.If you are listening to this right as it airs, you might be able to catch the livestream!https://www.youtube.com/@ddjlspodcast/streams

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings tackle the penultimate episode of Season 1! In this episode, Savy is sick, and Seth is... unhinged. Together, this makes one of the more chaotic episodes to date - and that is saying something! Listen along as they discuss this heavily censored episode featuring the famed hero Billy, modern lessons that do not really apply to fantasy settings, great one-liners, and a whole host of good intentions gone wrong.If you want to send us mail, you can do so here: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! P.O. Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685-0183

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! It's time to hang with your favorite siblings yet again as they uncover the plot of another episode. Speaking of plots, Princess Bubblegum has a sketchy vibe, Ice King is (probably) wrongfully incarcerated, Finn is an expert gas-lighter, and Jake keeps getting forgotten. Listen along as Savy and Seth give you all the re-watch deep-dive content, and get ready to howl.....with pain! (hopefully more with laughter than pain, but you guys get it)If you want to send us mail, you can do so here: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! P.O. Box 183Sutter Creek, CA 95685-0183

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join us this week as the siblings discover the power of IMAGINATION! In this regular-design-count bottle episode, you will hear yodeling, infuriating censorship, and random videos interspersed throughout your normally scheduled re-watch podcast shenanigans!If you want to send us mail, you can do so here: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! P.O. Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685-0183

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings learn about kitchen fires! Don't worry, no houses were burned down in the making of this episode. Aside from all THAT, enjoy this radical episode as Marceline plays psychological games with Finn, Jake faces his fears, and Seth learns how much he can truly pivot.If you want to send us mail, you can do so here: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! P.O. Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685-0183

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, there is a lot of talk about Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 right at the top. After that, there's more talk about Pokémon and masks. BUT AFTER THAT, the siblings get into the complicated character of Donny the grass ogre, keeping a meddling hand out of the food chain, the importance of being yourself, and BMO's first spoken dialogue! Sing along to your favorite moral singing lessons such as: "8 Glasses Song," "Empathy Song," and "Pants Song"!If you want to send us mail, you can do so here: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! P.O. Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685-0183

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth are taking a trip to Rump Town and - oh, I guess they were kicked out of there, and... thrown off a bridge???...This week, Savy and Seth are taking a trip to Freak City! Join the siblings as they explore more phrases that shaped their childhood, discuss the parallels between this story and real current events, and experience the extremes of their food scale.Shoutout to 2 Bit Prints for the mathematical keychains! -> https://2bitprints.xyz/Check out this artist! -> IG: @meredith_artpage | TikTok: @at.inspiredAdventure Time inspired tattoos in the Sacramento area -> IG: @remcat.tatIf you want to send us mail, you can do so here:Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff!P.O. Box 183Sutter Creek, CA 95685-0183

Aw, nuts - we're at it again with another thrilling episode of Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings crack down on a case that has gone... rancid. Hide your pudding, there's no telling where this investigation will take us!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! For all the nerds out there that have been waiting.... It's finally time for a dungeon crawl! This week, the siblings delve into soooooo many D&D references, DVD commentary, and the moral/ethical questions of food in relationships as they develop a newfound respect for each other. Get on your swans, pack your sandwiches, and meet us next to the jelly cube for some good old fashioned fighting - in our element!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! You are invited to the Ice King's bachelor - er - manlorette party! This week, Seth outs himself as the #1 Benson Boone h8ter while Savy is cagey about her last name. From future predictions, to recording-schedule-fueled irrelevance, there's a lot of talking before they even get to the messed up stuff in the episode! Stuff like curses, manipulation, and... MARRIAGE.

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth DIVE DEEP into this aquatic focused episode as it tackles the concept of conquering fears and the meaning of being a hero. Along the way, the siblings DELVE the DEPTHS of tangentially related topics and wind up at... poison? Well, hold your bile because we are going places that are not for the weak of gut - a soft little pillow of anemone where shrimps tap our faces.

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings are feeling less sweet, and more spicy as they tackle the question of this episode: What exactly is life? From some sweet Mark Hamill action to memes from our mom, join Savy and Seth as they unearth the answers!DISCLAIMER: The video we reference within the episode does not exist. We regret to inform you all that the quality did not meet our standards and so it has been scrapped. Enjoy your regularly scheduled audio-only experience!

If you would like to view this week's Side Quest, check out our YouTube! Or, follow this link:https://youtu.be/1ko1KThhrV0?feature=sharedWe will be back to regularly scheduled posts next week!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Hang out with the siblings as they recover from a weekend of wedding activities, deep dive into random show lore, discuss the logistics of half-eaten donuts, and randomly sing through this man-baby-body of an episode. From made up magic, to manifestations of Jake's subconscious, to the concerning appearance of Gary the Mermaid Queen, this episode shows just how precarious the existence of this podcast is...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join the siblings as they plumb the depths of this episode and its seedy underbelly full of thief-driven Rube Goldberg machines, spells that involve pancakes, and corruptive forces. Listen along as this foul city takes advantage of our heroes, forcing them to redeem themselves by way of vigilantism. Will their souls be purified? Or does it take more than soap to come out clean?

Blahblahbleepblopbloop - Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This is the moment we (or at least Savy) were all waiting for: the introduction of Marceline, the Vampire Queen! Join everyone's favorite siblings as they grapple with Seth's recurring Joker voice, the urge to sing mid-recording, strange credits, strict boundaries imposed on worms, and... John Lennon's killer?? Between subliminal messaging, confusing classic novels, and house hunting, remember that home is where the heart is!

Introducing: Don't Meet Your Heroes - an exclusive talk show normally hosted by Savy AND Seth that interviews up and coming artists and celebrities. This week, Seth is missing during the show's big break: an interview with meteoric super star bbySheep! Check out his music, follow along with the breaking coverage of his most recent Paddington scandal, and find out exactly why he is called the baaaaaaaad man. Join the Herd!You can also view the video format of this episode on YouTube! Check out our channel:Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff!https://www.youtube.com/@ddjlspodcast/videos

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join Savy and Seth as they delve into the deceitful world of ultimate wizards. This week, we discuss the themes of joyful contentment in the face of ravenous greed, the restriction of tradition on innovation, the short-sightedness of youth, and... predatory terms of service agreements?All this, and more on this week's episode of your favorite podcast (which would greatly appreciate a review, if you have one 😍)!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, we are laying down all the details of this classic episode in between random childhood memories, which seems pretty on theme, honestly. Stick with us through the Avatar the Last Airbender fanfiction and Club Penguin bans to get to the heavy petting, Finn's childhood trauma, and this mountain's gorgeous, gorgeous back!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Today we are celebrating... the last time anyone watches this episode?? Just to be safe, you should check your preferred streaming platform to make sure the episodes we've covered still exist. That aside, join Savy and Seth in this episode's funeral march as they delve into messy personal dynamics fueled by jealousy, and an eventual reconciliation after the introduction of the infamous Tiffany!

Whatever, it's 2009! Have you been wanting a look into our collective childhood? Well, you're in luck! Braving the possibility of rat bodies, demons, and the preservation efforts of children, Savy and Seth reach their hands into an ancient 7-Up box to unveil the mysteries of a long forgotten era (2009).Check out the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ddjlspodcast/videosAnd pictures on Instagram: @ddjlspodcast

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the Land of Ooo is visited by some frosty business men from a forgotten age. Join Savy and Seth as they tackle capitalism and toxic work culture while serving up creative culinary concepts that leave us all learning that the sweetest fun pies are the ones you bake yourself!

YEAH! Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth tackle the infamous organ-shaped guy that may be evil, or may just be cursed with an evil-looking face. Join us for the full range of toxic characters - from the princess's dark activities, to Jake's casual misogyny, to the heart guy himself - as we brave both the narrative, and yes, the food.

Join Savy and (some people's favorite brother) Seth as they make questionable food decisions surrounding their super favorite episode with a little dancing dude - The Jiggler! Even though we said it would be a shorter episode, it definitely turned out to be just as long as usual. How did that happen? Who cares!

Join us on this quick detour as we venture into everyone's favorite form of procrastination: Side Quests! After a solid 5 episodes of the main campaign, you deserve to meander through our musings on which RPG classes and alignments would best fit some of our favorite Adventure Time characters.Video of this episode is available on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ddjlspodcast/videosHow did we do? Did we miss anything? Let us know on our Instagram @ddjlspodcast, or the YouTube Community Tab.

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join Savy and Seth on their righteous quest to find the hero's handbook and break up some wrong-teous boys' clubs in this jam-packed episode featuring giant money, evil gnomes, and a manly minotaur that will leave you saying "Roger Roger, where's my dollar?!"

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth are collaborating on a special dish (you'll never guess what it is). There might be some video about it somewhere... maybe check out our Instagram and YouTube! In the meantime, enjoy everyone's favorite siblings as they dig in to what it means to be a seasoned adventurer bringing newbies into an evil forest, and sing praises to the iconic voice behind Tree Trunks.