Enjoy All Monsters

Ash & Cory are back to sniff out the fuckers with some fresh DINONEWS, discussing recent developments in extinct monsters that need to be addressed! They also mention stalking the moon, the name "Steven" and the moral imperative to laugh at this podcast.

Ash and Cory are coming in Flamin' Hot with and episode about the British Isles' best bite: Monster Munch. They also discuss their feelings about being part of the Commonwealth, modern Neville Chamberlain moments, and whether or not Sasquatch can throw you into space.

Ash & Cory return with their first mini episode about a mini monster: The Fiji Mermaid. They also discuss screaming vs. crawling, trans performance art and the importance of last names.

Ash and Cory delve into watery romance while dealing with a broken water main in an episode about Mermaids! They also discuss the role sailors play in marine ecology, the dog people of Europe and are incels the mortal enemies of mermaids?

Our first Xmas Special! Ash & Cory examine the legendary foe of Christmas, The Grinch. They also discuss seasonal topics like a life rife with problamaticisms, make up induced madness and what if Max the Dog met Babe the Pig?  

Ash and Cory talk about the mythical Centaur in this star-studded episode (astrologically speaking). They also discuss the Battle for Ash's Castle and the purity of heterosexual love in Ancient Greece.

Ash and Cory are back with an outrageous episode about Patty Jenkins' film: Monster (2003). They talk about it all, including Charlize Theron's Joker-esque transformation, how prisons can be as fun as summer camp and another recently invoked horror sex symbol, Frankenstein!

Ash and Cory talk about and imbibe the mysterious liquid known as Monster Energy! As well as discussing the drink's monstrous origins they also touch on subjects like heart problems, video games and pro sports werewolves.

Ash & Cory confront the legendarily scary frequenter of Sleepy Hollow known as the Headless Horseman. They also create a their own horror anthology, debate the merits of Anthony Hopkins and hold a mirror up to society in this totally zombular episode!

Ash & Cory discuss the legendary event in monster history and Halloween anthem known as The Monster Mash. They also talk about eggs in the throat, David Debauchery, Ash's celebrity predictions and are aliens Halloween?

Ash and Cory are getting spooky with an episode about the terrifying Bloody Mary! In addition to the disturbing origins of the legend they also discuss Halloween cutie balls, celebrity baby beef and some of Toronto's best holes.

Ash and Cory's new monstrosity has emerged! The first episode deals with a subject close to their hearts: anti-social monsters (also Toronto). 

Ash and Cory discuss the infamously grotesque lizard heir Son Of Godzilla. They also touch on such topics as the difference between Son of Godzilla and Baby Godzilla, verbally attacking paleontologists, the first family of American music versus giant preying mantises and favorite Simpsons episodes. Make sure to listen to the end for a MONSTROUS TRANSFORMATION!

In possibly their hottest episode yet Ash & Cory tackle the prehistorically prolific and contemporarily controversial yet all-around amazing amphibian: Frogs. They also discuss fatal orgies, The Smallest Dog In The World and Cory's mean side comes out when talking about the elderly.

Tired of all the tedious, yawn-inducing recent world events? Well Ash & Cory are back with something exciting! Four amazing stories of newly discovered dinosaur trivia, plus personal updates about how great and stable their lives are. REMEMBER to go buy Ash's art on IG @ash_badwoods

Ash & Cory dive into the crocodile crisis film "Lake Placid". They also plumb the depths of misogyny that persists in both the fictional and real Lake Placid.  Trigger Warning: Melvil Dewey, the inventor of the Dewey Decimal System and enthusiastic white supremacist SA'd many women.

Ash & Cory dive into a big wet crack of a topic: The Western Interior Seaway! They discuss if the WIS is a seafood boil as well as Point Break, hangovers and cretins. So remember folks, Polar Bears rule the skies!

Ash and Cory are coming at you with a big dinosaur profile episode of a bone wars original: the Pteranodon! There's a lot to discuss about these high flying freaks but get ready because they also talk about stolen dinosaurs (was it an inside job?), the emotional intelligence of dinosaurs (it was bad) and was the Pteranodon actually Dracula this whole time? (Yes.)

Ash and Cory talk about televised science man and inspiration Bill Nye "The Science Guy". Shocking personal details are revealed about both the topic of the episode (Bill Nye) and it's hosts (Ash & Cory). Creationism, Paul Reubens, the trans debate, nothing is off limits (except the F-word).

Ash and Cory discuss one of the most important things in the history or life: Eggs. Important egg-related topics come up like favourite eggs, famous eggs and is Jack Horner into ovipositing? Also an update on "The World's Largest Dinosaur."

Ash & Cory are back to profile another dinosaur, chickens??? That's right, this the only place you'll you hear the truth about The World's #1 Dinosaur. Watch out because this is NOT the egg episode and the hosts are NOT afraid to call roosters what they really are, COCKS.

Ash & Cory get mired in the stickiest of topics, the La Brea Tar Pits. They struggle to understand whether it's tar or asphalt, why anyone would live next to open tar pits and even how to end the episode.

Ash and Cory review the movie "65" and learn that as long as you make a clean getaway and leave no witnesses it doesn't matter if you abduct the child of the people you killed. Just kidding, it's about Adam Driver shooting dinosaurs.

Ash & Cory profile an absolute classic dinosaur: Brontosaurus! A legendary, long-necked creature whose believers were once persecuted by science.

We're Back! The dinosaurial podcasting legends Ash & Cory have returned. We can't be stopped and, spoiler alert, neither can dinosaurs (they never went extinct and also dinosaurs are whatever we say they are.)