Erotic Thriller Club

This week we're digging back into Papa G's Treasure Chest. This one has loan sharks, naked ladies and creepy dolls galore! 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we dive into Razzie Award winning, Lindsey Lohan cult classic I Know Who Killed Me! Twins! Amputations! Neil McDonough not kissing anyone as usual! 

Dueling Kevins! Fun in the sun! Questionable wife swapping? This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we find out how much negging Kevin Kline can take from Kevin Spacey before he commits a crime disguised as a goof. 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we get to enjoy the  scene chewing goodness of Anthony Perkins and his razor sharp vibrator! Also, find out what happens when a man is churned like butter...

What more do you need to know about this movie other than it stars Gary Busey and has a title that once you say it you can't stop saying it?

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we watch a sexy tale of magic and infidelity. Not only does Mark Hamill cheat on his girlfriend but ends up with a witches hex in the process! Poor buddy. 

On the eve of 2026 come hang with the Erotic Thriller Club as the ball gag drops! We’re ringing in the new year right with the Madonna/Willem Dafoe classic Body of Evidence. Finally we will know the answer to “is it illegal to bang a man to death?”

Since the Erotic Thriller Club has been naughty this year Santa punished them with this PG13, sexless erotic thriller! To make matters worse we have the 2 most attractive leads we've ever seen trapped in this sexless movie! Idris Elba, Beyonce, Ali Larter, Christmas time, no sex. Let's get into this Magic Johnson produced movie. 

The Erotic Thriller Club couldn't get enough of Stephen Baldwin and had to go back for seconds. Have you ever thought that The Cable Guy would be better if it were about couples swinging and starred Stephen Baldwin & Kristy Swanson? Have we got the movie for you!

This Week on the Erotic Thriller Club Stephen Baldwin plays a simple farmer with religious trauma that gets suckered into a threesome with two myserteous blondes that are after his pappy's confederate coin collection. 

This week Garrett is joined by his old Predetermined co host Chris Migs to discuss the 2023 true crime Lifetime Original movie Amish Stud, the tale of a man who loved getting head so much he let it drive him to murder. 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we dive into the  80's German video nasty Nekromantik! Threesomes are all fun and games until someone falls in love. Unfortunately for us all one of the participants in this threesome is a decaying corpse.  It's time to laugh, cry and throw up a little bit as we discuss this grotesque shock fest. 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we're sending our dear, sweet Kit into Titane blind! Kit requested something cozy or spooky  and I think the serial killer, car pregnancy movie checks both boxes.

After writing Empire Strikes Back and Raiders of the Lost Ark Lawrence Kasdan blessed us with one of the sweatiest, sexiest movies ever made! William Hurt plays a man who is not only moist and incompetent but the most confident man we've ever seen. Kathleen Turner rules in her big screen debut. AND MICKEY ROURKE IS AT HIS PEAK SEXINESS.  

It was only a matter of time until the Erotic Thriller Club stumbled upon a sexy Dennis Quaid/Ellen Barkin movie. Can a bad at sex DA and a corrupt cop with an insane accent find love?

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we return to the world of Giallo! Lucio Fulci shows us things we've never seen on film. Have you ever been pleasured with a woodwind? Have you ever gone topless to a dog funeral? It's movies like this that make life worth living... You don't want to miss it!

Alicia Silverstone Fest 2025 is finally coming to a close with her newest Erotic Thriller Pretty Thing! Find out what happens when you invite the most pathetic man on the planet to Paris for a second date... Seriously y'all this one makes the guy from Fleshtone look like a really happening dude. 

Welcome to week 2 of Alicia Silverstone fest! A kid detective! A definitely not guilty Johnny Drama (he's very guilty)! Carny folk! Join us in discussing a movie that thinks you're dumb enough to think for a moment that Kevin Dillon isn't the murderer. 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club Alicia Silverstone just wants to do her job and every man in the tristate area won't stop bothering her. 

69 weeks ago the Erotic Thriller Club covered Dance With Death on episode 8 and for 69 weeks we've said we need to cover the movie it stole from. Today's the day kids! How does it compare? Is the dancing better? Is there still twirling? Do we still see Martin Mull's hog?

Anna Nicole Smith plays an ex CIA agent out for revenge in this erotic action movie written by John Travolta's older brother. What more could we possibly have to say to convince you to go on this dumb journey with us?

On Erotic Thriller Club we have seen our fair share of men who are bad at their jobs but nothing like Harry Hamlin in Save Me. Can a man with too much time on his hands, too much denim on his body and a pocket rubber help save a damsel in distress from Michael Ironside?

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club it's our bi queen Kit's birthday so we're revisiting an important movie from her own coming of age tale! Is it an erotic thriller? Debatable... We're talking God's loophole, a killer soundtrack, and for some reason a lot of Thomas Kinkade. Please join us in a celebrating both our lovely cohost and this horny teen classic! 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we jump back into the world of Brian De Palma! We're also giving Antonio Banderas a third and final chance to play a cool guy in an erotic thriller... Can he succeed? Rebecca Romijn-Stamos! Sexy jewel heists! Asexual henchmen! 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we dive into 15 year old Garrett's dvd collection. Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie teach us that not all period pieces are created equal. Sex, lies and a 100 mph horsey ride! 

This week we're jumping back into the work of Adrian Lyne! Does it count as cheating if it was an act of God? Is this the greatest McDonald's commercial ever? How book horny is Kit? Join the club and find out the answers as we discuss this beautiful Richard Gere/Diane Lane film. 

This week we are joined by returning guest Ashley Casseday (Keep It Weird/The Losers Club)! For Garrett and Ashley this movie welcomed them into adulthood far too soon. Kit on the other hand was finally able to transition into adulthood after seeing this for the first time in her mid 30's! It's time to breakout those scratched up Full Screen Unrated DVD's and see how much you actually remember from this bizarre 90's classic!

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we cover the worst movie we've watched so far. Have you ever had a dumb dumb friend that thinks the stripper really likes them? Fleshtone is that. Phone sex, bad fight choreography, butler paintings, a halved woman! This one really has something for everyone... or no one. Take a trip back to 3 am 1994 Cinemax with us!

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we follow Bruce Willis to sunny Los Angeles for a tale of banging and subpar psychology! This movie pushes the boundaries of gratuitous sex scenes and how dumb you're able to treat an audience. Please join us for an absolute bad movie night classic. 

Once in a while you stumble upon a movie that makes life worth living. This week on Erotic Thriller Club we're taking a trip back to New Orleans for Paul Schrader's Cat People.  A sister reunites with her long lost brother and finds out not only is he a weird British guy by day but also a sex worker eating, leopard by night. Is this sexy Animorphs? What kind of meal do you eat before turning into a cat and murdering? We ask the big questions as we dissect one of the best movies we've ever seen. 

It's the one year anniversary of the Erotic Thriller Club! For our birthday A24 blessed us with a second erotic theater outing with the new Nicole Kidman flick Babygirl! Jump to 17:20 if you're here just for the Babygirl chat.  Also, we start the episode handing out awards to the movies we've covered over the 1st year! 

Christmas is here and you know what that means, It's time for Tom Cruise to poke around New York looking for sex! Does this movie prove Kubrick couldn't have faked the moon landing? Fidelio pigman?

It's time to have yourself a slutty little Christmas with the Erotic Thriller Club! We're kicking things off with the Ben Affleck/Charlize Theron classic Reindeer Games! Jello riots, hotel sex, casino heists, holiday cheer!

The Erotic Thriller Club has yet again set a new bar for the weirdest movie we've watched so far! Billy Zane and Gina Gershon as incestuous, murderous twin is truly something to behold. Believe it or not, this movie is a COMEDY! From the opening scene this movie is an absolute roller coaster ride from hell!

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club Steve Guttenberg wants to sleep with his bosses wife but also be a crime solving hero. Can he have his cake and bang it too? 

This week we're taking a look at the John Carpenter written Eyes of Laura Mars! A photographer with an erotic portfolio and psychic visions is burdened with work acquaintances being killed!  Does Tommy Lee Jones have Benjamin Button disease? What architecture is sexiest? 

The Erotic Thriller Club continues  with erotic horror for the month of October! This week we're watching the 1995 alien sex classic Species. Can a group of science pals stop an alien from sexing its way across Los Angeles? Does the alien give a suspicious amount of tongue? Is Bill Clinton to blame? 

For all of October Erotic Thriller Club is taking a look at some erotic horror movies and there's no better place to start than the 1995 Alyssa Milano flick Embrace of the Vampire! Ye old boob jobs! Door licking! How important are bass players? 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we are taking a look at the Tony Scott/Kevin Costner film Revenge. With those 2 names attached it can't be that bad right? Is Kevin Costner Robin Williams levels of hairy? Is Mexico Jeep sex now on my bucketlist? Is this movie worse than Meridian? We're answering the big questions. 

The Erotic Thriller Club is diving back into the world of Adrian Lyne with 2022's Deep Water! You get Ana De Armas cucking Ben Affleck, there are snails, rock throwing, Lil Rel and some real hot dummies.

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club Kit and Garrett have a hard time figuring out who is actually the villain in the 90's classic Single White Female. Bowl cuts, Stephen Tobolowsky, freeze frame penis, THE INCINERATOR ROOM?? 

In honor of the Olympics it only felt right to talk about a sports themed erotic thriller! Is Swimfan another Fatal Attraction ripoff? Sure, but it has something Fatal Attraction doesn't, a sick Motorola pager and lots of plot holes! 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we take a trip to Freak Boys Town and watch Arabella: Black Angel! Castrations, ketchup sandwiches, writers block, hilariously sexy car wrecks! Drop a dollar in the sin bin and join the club!

This week on Erotic Thriller Club we are chatting Brian De Palma's homage to Hitchcock. Do some dogs go to hell? Would you star in a porno to solve the case? Do you believe in g-g-g-ghouls?? 

In honor of the release of Andrew McCarthy's Brats  this week on the Erotic Thriller Club we are chatting about Malicious staring Brat Pack member Molly Ringwald! Sit back and enjoy as we discuss stupid Fatal Attraction. 

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we dive into a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes classic! Heather Graham plays a doe eyed, naive flatlander who falls for an English mountain climber who can only be described as if Ben Stiller played an emo sex wizard with a dark past. Bondage! CD Roms! Fish torture! Booby pictures! BIG DUMB WTF TWIST!

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we find out if we would ruin our lives for JIM BELUSHI?? The dad from Boy Meets World, Tony Soprano's therapist, broken printers, twists, twists and more twists! Did we mention this movie has twists?

This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we are joined by Hiyam Abousaid to chat about Adrian Lyne's 1986 banger 9 1/2 Weeks! We've got the 2 sexiest leads of all time in Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger, white man confidence, bed soup, awkwardly placed Jaws references, A-Hole stabbings and a sweet old art man!

For this weeks meeting of the Erotic Thriller Club we take a peek into Papa Garrett's treasure chest of dogshit! What did Kit and their guest Anthony Knasas do to deserve this? Twin werewolf magicians, freak shows, crossbows, Sherilyn Fenn, art restoration and so much more!

*DISCLAIMER* After recording we realized we had techincal issues with Garrett's mic. Apologies for the less than ideal audio this week, but it's still a killer episode that we know you'll dig!This week on the Erotic Thriller Club we're joined by Megan Sampson (Meg & The Wheelers) to talk about the 1973 film Don't Look Now! Does a controversial sex scene make this count as an erotic thriller? We're talking milky eye fashion, interesting looking people, grief porn, awkward married sex and more as we break down this bonkers movie!