Everything But The Little Fishies

Everybody's working for the worldend.

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

It’s not emperor penguin instrumentality, it’s human instrumentality.

Millennials got a friend in Pixar.

Millennials got a friend in Pixar.

Times have changed people. These nerds have destroyed our way of life.

From one of a kind to first of a kind.

Taking a piss in outer space.

I don't think they know much about Japan.

A creator that hates his own collaborators. A jew who makes movies praising jew haters.

Candy is dandy but liquidation is quicker.

It’s hard to be a sex addict in the throes of a raging election.

A million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually create passable episodic content.

Weird perverted fantasies.

A great podcaster creates beautiful things and puts nothing of his own life into them, OK?

Fair skin podcasts have been in favor for, what, the past hundreds of years. But, now the pendulum has swung back. Black is in fashion!

Celebrating gay misogyny.

They're "kids" movies.

Just pretend it’s Halloween season. Yea, it’s late. Grow up. Scheduling’s hard.

This podcast is madness. It will not save them anymore than it will save you.

Better believe the boys are back to babble about Boulle’s bestselling book and bemoan Burton’s blasphemous blunder.

A discussion of genocide, slave uprisings, and child murder.

I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than this podcast. Has to be.

A podcast is a communications tool, used the world over by people who come together to bitch about movies and share hot takes with one another. This is a podcast populated by militant movie buffs: Sad pathetic bastards who live in their parents' basements, downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise, yet can't stop discussing.

Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view Kevin Smith fans. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find his movies obtuse; even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that we appointed this month as a time of renewal; both of faith and of style. Kevin didn't come to Earth to give us the willies. He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on Smith in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of two episodes the "Kevin Smith WOW!" campaign will unveil over the next month. I give you... Part 1: Into the Askewniverse.

A discussion of feminism and the end of the world.