Everything But The Point

You have no idea how good this episode is going to be. Let me put it into perspective: this is AS GOOD as an episode of another podcast that's like, really good. Tantalizing, I know. And today Daniel brings us a host of other metaphors that are even more enticing.And after that - Joey has an existential crisis about how much of his life was spent on video games.Email us!

Welcome to Elmer's Fun Show... where Elmer talks about things that could theoretically be fun. Is the show fun? No. But that's okay. Elmer's used to it.AND THEN join Joey & Daniel as we explore Would-You-Rathers and talk about Microsoft's breakthrough into Sci-Fi madness

Failing game franchise? Make it an MMO. Want to make more money? Make it an MMO. Toast falls butter side down? Listen carefully: Make it an MMO.But be warned - if you take this road, you will have to listen to a horrible rendition of an Obi Wan Romance. Run while you can.

Hollywood Executives, Film Writers, this is my gift to you: the movie ideas that'll save your whole franchise. After all, who WOULDN'T want to explore the marital strife of two Gonk Droids?Email us!

Your votes have not gone unnoticed. Today we review all of the votes that have come in so far!Then, did Nascar kill Harambe? Should it be legal to produce Centaurs? (No)All that and more - ONLY ON:Every Body Takes Poops (EBTP)

So stinky that not even God can save him. The Womble Lump is truly the stuff of nightmares.But what do YOU hate the most about puffins?Email us!

Are you a Nintendo Wii Normie or a CHAD Xbox COD player? That was a trick question and you failed. Wii Sports forever.Join Daniel & Joey as we talk about our favorite old games, media, and whether or not there might be a good side to the totally unacceptable practice of internet piracy which we definitely do not endorse. 👀Email us!

Can Bill solo five behemoth basketball players? How far in the wrong direction can his teammates yeet the ball? And why on earth does the soap stink so bad?TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Or else. This is a threat.Email us!

Imagine it: the UNSTOPPABLE POWER to make muffins taste like hamsters. To be invisible (whenever your eyes are closed. To waterbend two whole drops of water at a time.Today we're ranking BAD SUPERPOWERS. Video listeners: stay tuned after the episode for some totally original visuals that I definitely did not generate using slop ai.Email us!

The sun's own nuclear power can not compare to the sheer mutant strength of the Kansas City Mints' own star batter. Unless he is struck by an asteroid mid-game, that is.Blaseball was a game from a more sophisticated age - lost to the sands of time. Today Joey and Daniel talk about what once was - as we reflect on the most chaotic sport to ever be.And after that, consider: If you had a magic dimension-door in your attic, would you rob your parallel self? All this and more on today's episode!Email us!

Look it's not like I want to wear a fedora, I just NEED to have one because what kind of hat collection isn't going to include one of the most infamous hats of all time? I promise I never wore it in public. Guys please believe me, don't listen to DanielEmail us!

Nintendo, I know you're looking for new characters to add to the next Smash Bros. Well LOOK NO FURTHER! For we present: The Best Who Ever Was, Crazy Moses, and The Big Toot.Join us as Bill guide's us through the roster of fantastical folks he met while playing cop.Email us!

X-Men are everywhere. Genetic mutants - and you might be one of them. And speaking of genes, how much gnome-blood did you inherit from your ancestors?Join Bill (and the usual suspects) to find out!#JusticeForSnareDrumsEmail us!

The wonderful world of ✨Customer Service!✨ Today Jack & Sarah reminisce with us about our core memories formed during our first jobs. Sam's Club, Family Video, Silver Dollar City, and of course - Amish Romance. ⁠Email us!

Is arguing with strangers online a classifiable mental disorder? Don't worry - you're in good company. Today we invite JACK to help us therapize Joey's compulsive keyboard skirmishes. And later, is the ocean a soup? Find out using the CUBE RULE OF FOOD!Email us!

What do you mean this sounds fake and made up? BLOCCER is going to be the next big thing, I can already feel it.And after we discuss America's newest televised sport, join us as we review Wrestlemania, scream about medieval MMA, discuss the price of "housing", and of course - killer snails.Featuring the one and only BILL

Could it be that I wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse? No, it is Buzzfeed that is wrong! Join Daniel and Joey as we explore Shrimpo's astounding survival challenge. Then: should you wait to start a farm until you're already out of food, or just eat your friends?...But they were all of them deceived, for another pizza was made. In the land of Italy, in the fires of the brick-fired oven, the Dark Lord Rocco baked in secret a calzone, to outshine all others. Email us!

You might have seen his name in the weekly poll...heard whispers of him in episodes...now, dear listeners, behold...GRUNDOR. He's Joey's new best friend! Join us as we delve into the mythology of the lil guy as he helps Joey (chew screws, Joey!) learn all about himself and how heroic he truly is. Floor almonds, anyone?Plus, we discuss who, or what, we'd choose to hit with a runaway trolly if the opportunity presented itself. What would YOU do? Would you go for it? Or just let it slip?

Ahhh, love. It's a beautiful thing. Romantic dinners, picturesque walks through a park, and moms who love their sons.... a little TOO much. Wait, what?We're back with another tier list this week! Join Joey (pound sand, Joey!), Daniel, and Riley as we break down the worst possible red flags your date could possibly have. Hey, they can't ALL be winners. Got any horrific dating stories of your own? Send them our way at [email protected]. We'd love to hear them and commiserate with you. Or laugh at you. Probably both.

Daniel's hijacked writing the description this week! (kick rocks, Joey)Does Arby's sell breakfast? Why is Taco Bell the WORST RESTAURANT TO EVER EXIST? Join Joey, Daniel, and Riley as we give you 100% correct opinions that can't possibly be refuted OR reasoned with!Plus, some neat tips and tricks for you to use when you attend your next funeral. What fun!

Now that we've finished talking about sub-par plebeian movies like 2001 Space Odyssey - we're here to talk about REAL cinema. Join us as we go beat by beat, breaking down the absolute masterpiece that is Birdemic. Don't worry about spoilers - why watch it when we describe it in such great detail that you can experience ✨theater of the mind✨

A ninja, an animator, and a sworn enemy to ingenious insect tyrants; today Joseph breaks down his encounters with Tommy - the strangest man he's ever met. But not without a detour into why Pippin is the Shire's greatest resistance war-hero. Featuring Riley & Courtney!

Featuring Courtney & Riley! Today we talk about a Cheese loving maniac who killed paraded a dead moose around. Today's rabbit holes take us down a tour of Snake Charmers, porta potties, and Gnosticism.

Do light bulbs absorb darkness? Are time travelers living it up in Pompeii? Is Joseph a war-criminal for considering replacing his feet with gnomes? All this and more on today's episode🔥

Today we explore our favorite tourist destination: the Thai village taken over by rival gangs of monkey marauders.If you like this episode, thank Joey for his painstaking work to salvage the audio after our mics had a conniption. If you hate it, please do the reasonable thing and blame the monkeys. 🙏

Today we TRULY live up to our name and talk about - quite literally - everything but the topic we started off on. The Mandela Effect, Jimmy Neutron's power levels, and which thanksgiving food is top tier?

Hot-take: 2001 Space Odyssey is criminally overrated. Join Daniel as he listens to Joseph's tale of woe that led to a personal vendetta against otherwise critically acclaimed movies.And after that: how many 10 year olds can you take in a fight?

What was your favorite Stay-at-home pandemic activity? Ours is getting tricked into having a meltdown! Join us as Joseph talks about his descent into madness, thanks to the Russian Motherland.

The Internet's oldest debates... The chicken or the egg? What color is the dress? How do you pronounce GIF? Find out how wrong YOUR opinion is with the help of our esteemed podcast hosts: Joseph & Daniel.