Finding The Funny

HEYYYYYOOOOOOOO! This week, the Jokes On You girls are quizzing classic movie quotes and ranking hot famous guys. From light skinned mount rushmore to bad boy movies, the girls get SILLY about it all. Talley was getting oiled by her roommate, Mel is NOT jumping in to the fight, AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT EYEBROWS?????

BAD B*TCHES TO THE LEFT! FUNNY B*TCHES TO THE RIGHT! Y’all are both, meet in the middle, dance all night! This week, the Jokes On You Pod Dolls are talking about it all! From Marta misadventures to missed social cues, the girls yap about it all. Mel addresses Ciggygate, Talley brought a kn*fe to a g*nfight, and WHY WOULD YOU BE RUNNING IN THE BIKE LANE WITHOUT HEADPHONES????

OMG HEY YALL! We got in that booth and YAPPED: from chili recipes to stomach virus flatulence, the dolls get into it all! Talley got a divine message from a young queen in the club, Mel has some interesting barricades for her dog, AND WHY WOULD THAT GROUP CHAT TEXT DURING THE RECORDING SESSION????

HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE! This week, the girls are back with life updates, fan fiction (???) and a healthy ki-ki-ki! From box wine to boys born in 2005 (derogatory), the girls discuss it all! Talley is down a hand, Mel finally saw the hat man, and WHY WOULD YALL PUT THAT ON WATTPAD???

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HEYYYOOOOOO!!! This week, it’s Diaries of a Mad Black Young Ho! From camels to Kirko Bangz, the girls yap about it all. The fine sh*t has gotten finer since Mel got engaged, Talley had to evict her bosom to fit into a little black dress, and WHY WOULD YOU STEAL THAT GIRL BIBLE LIKE THAT?????

HEYYYYOOOOOOO!!!!! This week, the girls are YAPPING IT TF UP; from buoyant b**bs to friendship fanfiction, the girls get into it all! Mel and Will Smith are still going strong, Talley thinks Pete Davidson has a big meaty claw, and WHY IS TREY SONGZ IN A FRATERNITY?????

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HIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE! This week, the girls are yapping the house down! From God’s Gender Roles (?) to Ownership of Black Subcultures, the girls discuss it all. Talley is “or-else”-ing the universe in her manifestations, Mel is doing some interesting scheduling in her household, and WHY WERE THEM PEOPLE EATING ZIPLOCK SALADS ON THAT PLANE????

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GET IN THE CAR LOSER, WE’RE GOING YAPPING! This week the, the Jokes On You girlies get into a little bit of everything! From internet trolls to looking-for-love hobos, the dolls yap about it all! Mel has nothing nice for Brian Mcknight, Talley might need to reboot the Reading Rainbow, and WHY ARE YALL ON TIKTOK TRYING TO BRING STRANGE MEN INTO YOUR HOME????

EVERYBODY GET UPPPPPP!!!! Y’all know what time it is, the Jokes On You Dolls are back and they are discussing the unthinkable…living with men. From closet space to cooking, cleaning, & washing everything, the girls get candid about it all. Mel’s park is back open, Talley almost had a beauty supply store blunder, and TEENA MARIE AINT GOT NO BUSINESS BEING GONE.

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HIYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are back from their road trip and are telling all the business! From EV woes to weird h*es, the girls get into it all. Mel didn’t wanna see nobody after the trip, Talley takes accountability for her poor car rental choices, and ALL THE MEN FROM ALL HER FAULT SHOULD D*E (EXCEPT FOR RHE BROTHER, YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE)Also it’s Talley’s birthday so wish her happy birthday!

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY/EAT TURKEY WITH YOUR FAMILY DAY!!! This week, the girls are talking thanksgiving memories: from turkey day transfers of power to black friday adventures, the girls reminisce about it all. Mel finds scooby doo handsome, Talley was racially agitated at a gay bar, and F*CK THEM PILGRIMS EVERYTHING IS THEIR FAULT!

THIS IS A TOPIC-LESS EPISODE WE JUST YAPPED, Y’ALL- from dog mom embarrassment to Brenay & nem, the girls kiki about it all! The back of Talley’s head is ridiculous, Mel got throw up trapped by Jodeci, and WHY WOULD THEY LET THAT OLD LADY ON THAT BIKE????

HIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!! This week, the girls are yapping it tf up, from down bad bops to being boy crazy, the girls are telling you all the business! Talley presses all the issues, Mel has graduated to “after church yapper” status, AND WHY WOULD YOU SING THAT SONG MARY J BLIGE???? STANNUP!!!!

OOGITY BOOGITY! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON Y’ALL! This week, the girls are reading (b*tches and letters) DOWN! From Bar Burglaries to Beltline Bike Riders, the girls ki-ki about it all! Talley did some dumpster diving, Mel went to a WWE/Music Festival combo, AND WHY DONT YALL THINK OLD B*TCHES ARE COOL????

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WE NEEDED REST LAST WEEK BUT WE BACK Y’ALL! This week, the girls are catching up and cracking up! From beltline kevin to beltline fine sh*t, the girls get into it all. Talley has been having some unsavory uber experience, Mel was apparently in college in 2003 (?), and WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH LILLY FROM PRINCESS DIARIES???

IT’S LETTER TIME BISSSSHHHHESSSS! From husband hunching to (weird) rappers in DMs, the girls dish out advice to all! Mel’s mom has hidden the first string deodorant, Talley is afraid of having a rice kid in a potato household, WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT NASTY, WHY TF YOU CAME???

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEE!!! This week, the girls welcome (for the second time) KevOnStage! (Go buy his book, it’s good. We promise!). From Michelle’s Army to the Husband Store, the girls (and Kev) get into it all. Talley’s rigging was askew, Mel is taking old lady liquid , Kev wants to reserve a pickleball court in heaven and WHY WOULD THAT PASTOR SAY WE CANT GO TO THE MOVIES????

HEYYYYOOOOOOOO! We back with laughs and LOOKS (both of our hair looks really cute, it’s important to acknowledge that.) This week, the girls get into a SHMORGASBOARD (is that spelled right?) of topics. From defining political violence to soliciting etsy witches, the dolls unpack it all. Talley learned that the youth hate crunchy peanut butter, Mel discovered that ThatBoy (according to an adorable little child) is her brother, and WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ICE CREAM ON THAT BISCUIT?

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WE GROWN YALL! This week the girls are unpacking adultier adulthood and it’s absolutely hilarious. From insane baby fever to big kids at baby showers, the girls discuss it all! Talley swallows gum like a maniac. Mel has multiple categories of draws, and WHY DO MONISTAT ONE DAY FEEL LIKE THAT???

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Happy Pod Day, Y’all! We missed each other bad so we kinda just yapping, not gonna lie! From policing p*ssy gumbo to defining “punching down,” the girls are chatting it tf up! Talley is investigating flatulence at Jeju, Mel got her brows done at Burps & Brows, and STOP SENDING OUR MOMS OUR VIDEOS!

Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!

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HIIIYYYYYEEEEE!!!! We missed you guys so much!! This week the girls do some ki-ki’ing and catching up! From new hobbies to hollywood documentaries, the girls get into it all! Talley joined a bowling league, mel loves the magic city alien, and PRE-BUS YOUR TABLES AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT?????Join the patreon if you love (or even like) us!

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TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH KISSING IN THE MOUTH IN THAT VILLA!

WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????

WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????

THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND WE HAVE A HOME. I know y’all missed us, so this week, WE’RE CATCHING Y’ALL UP. From Nollywood makeup mishaps to a mistaken overcommitment to “celibacy,” the girls try to fit the last month into 50 minutes! Mel’s t*t’s don’t touch, Talley’s t*ts are always touching, and WHY ARE THE YOUNG BOYS SO AGGRESSIVE????

THIS WEEK WE DOWN TO THE JUKE Y’ALL! That’s right, the Jokes On You dolls are unpacking the critically acclaimed film SINNERS (you should’ve seen it by now. there’s literally no excuse). From Smoke to Stack, the girls get into it all. Talley says “tootsies,” Mel apparently hates the word “tootsies,” and WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT SIZZLING YT MAN INTO YOUR HOME?!

OMG HIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!! We’re back we know it’s been a while, but we’re still heeeeeerrrreeew. This week, the girls are supposed to talk about Sinners, but we got distracted so y’all get ONE MORE WEEK WITH NO SPOILERS. Not gonna lie, we down bad y’all, from emergency room visits to family tragedies, the girls are doing the best they can. Talley almost got abducted (?) in an old honda, Mel got to live out her fanfiction dreams, and WHY WAS THAT LADY LICKING THAT LOLLIPOP AT STEPH CURRY LIKE THAT???

This week, the girls are going POST APOCALYPTIC. The republic is falling, and we’re mapping out our life plans. From Woman’s Work to The Marathon Continuing, the girls (maybe) survive it all. Talley (still) doesn’t know how to be nice to men, Mel is disinviting people from her wedding, AND THAT APPLE WATCH ALRIGHT IS WITH US!

Not gonna lie, we did some YAPPING this episode. We started off with concepts of a topic and actually never got around to it, but we are entertain nonetheless! From going blind to unhoused feet, the girls yap yap yap their little lives away. Mel is perfecting her Cartwheel, Talley is chastising local children, and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND AN ABANDONED WHEELCHAIR????

HIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!! It's still Women's History Month & y'all and we being EVIL WOMEN! From Snowballing to Succession, the dolls are all over the place (and possibly getting in trouble lmao). Tisha Campbell's son on Tiktok making spaghetti, The Uptown/Downtown Dance Man got 5011 kids, AND JUSTICE FOR NIKKI FROM SAVE THE LAST DANCE AND WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MIA FROM THE BEST MAN! Join us on patreon for exclusive content! patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL!!!! This week (and next week in Pt. 2) the girls are focused on being TERRIBLE WOMEN!! From BBLs to…The Big Piece of Chicken, the girls get into it all. Talley is a top that can’t stop finding tops, Mel cooks and clean and washes everything, and PEOPLE ARE BORN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2007?????

*CUE THE DRUNK IN LOVE DUBAI RUN* HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are DEEP in their Beyhive bag, talking about Miss Yeehawncé and choosing album favorites! From Dangerously in Love to Cowboy Carter and EVERYTHING in between, the girls super fan their way through it all. Talley goes to sleep before the sun sets like a senior citizen, Mel and That Boy almost got into a racial altercation down to the Longhorn, and WHY IS TWITTER SO MISERABLE NOW?!?!!

HAPPY (ALMOST) WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL. Be mean to as many men as you can. This week, the girls completely forgot that they had a topic and proceeded to chit chat and yapped for 53 minutes. From child stars to black entertainers gone too soon, the girls unpack the stardom of it all. Mel ran through California like a tomb raider, Talley (awkwardly) met a celebrity, & DON’T NOBODY WANNA BE COLD ON FLAT SHOALS!!!! Follow us on patreon at patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH YALL. This week the girls are first and foremost, YAPPING, but also celebrating their blackest black history. From Lady D’jango to Black Kissin’ Kate Barlow, the girls get into it ALL. Talley thinks she’s “normal,” Mel was somehow sheltered and unsheltered, AND WHY ARE THE BABIES WATCHING PIMPS UP H*S DOWN?!?!

HIYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!! We back y’all! We missed y’all so much (even though y’all been cussing us out!) This week, the girls are in LOVE y’all. From first loves to lovey dovey movies, the girls get into it all. Mel lives with a boy (That Boy™) now, Talley be “my man my man my man” and DON'T KNOCK THE SPACE HEATER UNTIL YOU TRY IT!

WE DONE MADE IT THROUGH THE YEAR Y’ALL!! This week, the girls are unpacking and manifesting for 2025! From yappin’ to coveting, the girls get into it all! Talley stays in her proverbial lane, Mel gets the proverbial ice cream, and WE’LL SEE Y’ALL IN 2025 LOVE Y’ALL DEEP!

Edited to “GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BROADWAY B*TCH! This week the gworls are talking MUSICALS! From Sweeny to Chicago, the girls are giving a five-six-seven-eight!!! Talley can’t give her cooch*e away, Mel makes jokes with GenZ nurses during cooch*e surgery, and ANNE HATHAWAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS B*TCH!

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEE!!!!! This week, the girls are going back, back, back into time! (to 2019.) The dolls are reminiscing, remembering, and rejoicing about where they are now. From old baes to new ways, the girls discuss it all! Talley got called “mad ugly,” (???), Mel eats grilled cheese with ketchup (???), and ARE WE GETTING DUMBER?! Join our patreon here: www.patreon.com/jokesonyoupodcast