Funny Pair

Thanks for bearing with us, pears! In true Funny Pair fashion, life has been a little chaotic lately, but don’t worry, we’re still here! Episodes might just be less on a set schedule for now and more like fun little surprises popping up when you least expect them!This week’s episode is our take on WIRED’s “Most Searched Questions” interviews… but make it Funny Pair. We’re throwing random prompts into Google and letting the internet take us wherever it wants. We talk about all sorts of things like snorting Pop Rocks (??), why people cheat, who really has anger issues, and why one of us might just be a little stupid. It’s honestly a great time. So get comfy and settle into this episode.Funny Pair, checking out! Wishing you all a very happy Easter weekend! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Or something like that…Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Happy Valentine’s Day, pears! Have you missed us? Because we’ve definitely missed you. We’re back with a fandom episode and—shock of the century—it’s Disney themed. Obviously. We kick things off by breaking down everything we think we know about Avengers Doomsday: the theories, the trailers, and our unfiltered hopes and dreams for the film.From there, we dive straight into Disney favorites—our top side characters, favorite movie castles, and all the elite picks that say way too much about us. To wrap it up, we analyze each other the only way that makes sense: by explaining what Disney characters and items we remind each other of. Stick around for the after show where Brie names her six brand-new sourdough starters (yes, all six, yes they are her children). Trust us—you don’t want to miss this one. Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! We promise we'll be better :)Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

2026 is the new 2016, pears! In this episode of Funny Pair, we’re throwing it all the way back and reliving a typical day in our high school lives. From the trends we followed and the outfits we swore were iconic, to the Vines that had us in a chokehold — nothing is safe from the nostalgia.We even put ourselves to the test with a Vine mini-game to see just how many we can still remember. Then we dive into what we were watching on YouTube at the time and break down the music that defined our 2016… which, unsurprisingly, turns into a full-on jam session. Needless to say, expect some elite 2016 throwback songs added to our Season 3 playlist Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Back for another season, Funny Pair kicks off Season 3 by catching you up on everything that's been happening during our not so brief break. In this first episode, we’re talking about how the year has started for us—highs, lows, and absolute chaos included. Briahna shares the wild (and very real) story of getting robbed, while Madeleine introduces a book-themed gift that launches her on the Quest of 12: a bookish fantasy journey full of secrets, and imagination.We wrap things up with our goals for the new year—what we’re striving for, what we’re letting go of, and what we’re cautiously optimistic about—and then take a sharp turn in the after show with a discussion about knuckle sandwiches. Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Happy Birthday, Madeleine! In this extra-cozy episode, we’re celebrating Madeleine’s birthday and our undying love for the Christmas season the only way we know how—by ranking our top Christmas movies. From Elf and The Santa Clause to White Christmas, The Grinch and The Polar Express, join us as we rank 16 holiday classics and give our reasoning for why the movies land where they do.Then we take a sleigh ride down memory lane, sharing the Christmas traditions we grew up with and the ones we hope to carry into our future lives. We uncover how Briahna is basically related to the Grinch, while Madeleine reveals her perfectionist tendencies when it comes to Christmas cookies—fair warning, she will cry if you eat her favorite one. All of this and more in our season finale episode, where we reflect on the true meaning of Christmas and all the reasons to come back next year. We love you, Pears! Merry Christmas, and we’ll see you next year!Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes to come in 2026! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Some friendships change you… for good. This episode of Funny Pair floats straight out of Oz as we dive deep into everything that made Wicked: For Good unforgettable. We talk favorite songs, shocking twists, blink-and-you-miss-it Easter eggs, and the moments that stayed with us long after the credits rolled. From the power of sisterhood and unlikely friendships to the magic hidden in lyrics and lighting choices, we’re breaking down why this story hits so deeply — and why For Good might emotionally wreck us every single time we hear it.And of course, it wouldn’t be Funny Pair without a little chaos along the yellow brick road. We laugh, we cry, and we discuss the best moments while fully accepting that no one is emotionally prepared for this story. This episode is equal parts Emerald City energy and best-friend feels — a love letter to Oz, to friendship, and to the stories that change us forever.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Welcome to Funny Pair Dream Productions — where things get weird in the best way. In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the world of dreams.We start by breaking down our personal dreamer profiles, talking about common themes, how vivid our dreams are, and just how strange they can get. Then we switch gears and explore the science behind dreaming. Why we dream, what’s actually happening in our brains, and what science says our dreams might mean.And of course, we don’t hold back when it comes to sharing the real chaos. From our own Hunger Games scenarios and a mysterious dumpling convention, to Pirate Piggies from Dora making a surprise appearance, no dream is off limits. We even unpack our nightmares, featuring everything from paranormal encounters to the fear of someone breaking into your home. Get ready for a truly otherworldly experience as you step inside the wonderfully wild (and slightly terrifying) world of our minds.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Happy Thanksgiving, Pears! We hope you all had an amazing holiday with family, friends, and way too much food.In today’s episode, we’re finally figuring out who we are… or at least pretending to. First, we dive into the origins of our last names; where they come from, what they mean, and just how common (or rare) they are. Turns out surnames can be way more interesting than we thought.Then we take it back to our childhood roots with the Brother Bear Totem Quiz to discover our spirit animals, and yes, somehow Madeleine and Briahna end up with the same one, shocker.Throughout the episode, things quickly descend into chaos featuring Briahna’s “illiteracy,” Madeleine’s ACT scores, a lot of random thoughts, and… socks? Yeah, we’re not sure either. You’ll just have to tune in to see how it all unfolds.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This week we dive into all things frisson. What is it? Who gets it? Why does it happen? We break down the science behind this shiver-inducing phenomenon, explore who experiences it, and then spill our own personal frisson triggers—everything from powerful instrumentals and iconic movie scenes to Madeleine’s newly discovered frisson-inducing audiobooks.Then, in true Funny Pair fashion, because it wouldn’t be an episode without us getting completely derailed, we somehow end up in the pits of YouTube, uncovering the chaotic world of ASMR… and yes, even hot-sauce Pepsi. You’ll have to tune in to hear how we got there.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Watch the same videos we watched in this episode on YouTube! Let us know what you think!Chalk ASMR w/ Cornstarch VideoVirtual Barber Shop Video - Listen w/ HeadphonesPepsi and Hot Sauce VideoMaking Pickle Pepsi at Home VideoWanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

It’s birthday time, pears! In this episode, we’re celebrating Brie’s birthday with an all-out birthday extravaganza! We kick things off by finding our celebrity birthday twins, then dive into a Fantasy Football–style draft featuring celebs who share our birth months. From there, we look back at some iconic pop culture birthday moments from history and wrap things up by designing our dream cakes (and yes, they’re truly the stuff of dreams).Don’t miss the FPP After Show, where we sing happy birthday to Briahna, plan the themes for our birthday parties, and discover which Kung Fu Panda characters we are — it’s pure birthday gold you won’t want to miss!Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Hello pears! Welcome back to another delightfully chaotic week of Funny Pair! What started as a totally normal plan for an episode quickly spiraled into pure British mayhem. We somehow ended up speaking in accents the entire time, got absolutely swizzled on tangents, and even found ourselves in a discussion over who would be who if we were French fries (or… chips, depending on which side of the pond you’re on).Oh, and somewhere along the way, we also discovered that Madeleine didn’t actually know what ribs were and bacon is back-on. Don’t ask, just listen.As always, there’s never a dull moment in the pear orchard — by the end, we may or may not have completely forgotten how to speak like ourselves. Cheers, mates!Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Class is now in session!It’s the final episode of our spooky Halloween series, and to celebrate, we’re closing things out with another edition of Histor-TEA with Professor Brie. Today’s lesson: the infamous Salem Witch Trials. From how it all began to wild theories involving LSD and witch burnings, we’re diving deep into one of the most chilling (and tea-filled) moments in history. So grab your notebooks and your pumpkin spice lattes — this class might just hex you.But that’s not all! Our very own student Madeleine has a homework assignment she’ll be presenting to the class — and trust us, it’s one you won’t want to miss. She’s diving into the world of the bizarre “tests” used during the trials… in true Funny Pair fashion, of course. Let’s just say things get creatively cursed.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This installment of our special Halloween episodes is extra special — because we’re finally together again, in the same orchard! And what better way to celebrate than by diving headfirst into a murder mystery? This week, we’re taking on Death at the Dive Bar, a Hunt A Killer–style investigation that puts us in the roles of FPI: Funny Pair Investigators. Our mission? Uncover who killed the bar’s owner and, of course, figure out why.The twists, the tea, and the unplanned Funny Pair references make this one unforgettable. So grab your FPI badge, pour yourself a Detective Daquiri, and join us as we crack the case — one clue at a time!Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This week marks episode three in our special Halloween edition episodes— which means we’re officially halfway through spooky season (sadly). To celebrate, we’re packing up our gear and heading out for a campfire edition of Funny Pair! Picture this: crackling fire, sticky s’mores, and two best friends trying to tell scary stories without screaming halfway through them.From true hauntings deep in the woods to creepy folklore passed down through generations, we’ve got plenty to keep you checking over your shoulder. So grab your blanket, light a candle, and join us for the ultimate camping trip — one that’s equal parts laughs, chills, and burnt marshmallows.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Halloween episode number two in our spooky series for the month of October takes us back to 1927 — to one of the most chilling true crime cases in Los Angeles history: the kidnapping and murder of twelve-year-old Marion Parker. This shocking case gripped the nation with its twisted ransom plot and gruesome aftermath. Listener discretion is strongly advised, as this episode includes graphic descriptions of violence and autopsies.But don’t worry — we bring the mood back up at the end with some classic Funny Pair humor! Stick around to hear about our newest obsession with the Hamburger Song and the mysterious new playlist that might be heading your way. Tune in for a haunting mix of true crime chills and our signature laughs in this spooky edition of Funny Pair!Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Murder Ballads:"Little Marian Parker" By Vernon Dalhart and Carson Robinson (1928): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHTHXZXmlPo"Little Marion Parker" and "The Fate of Edward Hickman" By Andrew Jenkins (Blind Andy) (1928): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1QTTypkw-8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tziviGEKNgY&list=RDtziviGEKNgY&start_radio=1Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

It’s October, and you know what that means—spooky season is officially here! We’re kicking off a full month of Halloween-themed episodes with something a little lighter: a nostalgic trip through our past costumes. From the ones that still make us laugh to the ones that maybe weren’t our best choices. We’re digging into the highlights and horrors of Halloweens gone by. We also sneak in a very brief but sweet history lesson on candy before wrapping things up with a playful debate about some classic Halloween vibes—because what’s spooky season without a little friendly disagreement?And of course, it wouldn’t be a Funny Pair episode without things getting a little unhinged. This week, Madeleine unveils her boldest Dracula impression yet, while Briahna’s questionable take on Mort might be the real fright of the episode. Whether you’re here for the nostalgia, the laughs, or just to get into the Halloween spirit, we promise this one’s more treat than trick… though we can’t promise you won’t be a little scared off by our impressions.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re back with Part two of our Disney trip recap! This time we’re covering days 4, 5, and 6 of the trip, plus our journey home. From gorillas that remind Brie of her dad, to Madeleine’s full factory reset via throat punch, to some very questionable backwashing in our shared drink, this episode turned into a “let’s bully Madeleine” kind of thing (all with love, of course). We also try to figure out what in the world Junkanoo is, relive the flight home, and—most importantly—discuss the magic that is the coconut pineapple Dole Whip.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re back! After a week in Disney, we’ve got so much to share with you. From our plane ride down, to our first steps in Orlando, and each magical day in the parks—there’s a lot to cover. That’s why this trip recap will be split into two parts.In Part One, we’re diving into the first three days: Day 1 – Landing in Orlando, exploring Disney Springs, and catching the Hamilton anniversary in theaters. Day 2 – Kicking off the parks at Hollywood Studios (and rocking our way through the rides). Day 3 – Our first day in Magic Kingdom where, as Mickey would say, “Oh, boy!”—it was pure magic. Sure, our feet were already in excruciating pain, but it was all worth it for that mouse.Part two is coming soon! Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of graphic violence, including murders and deaths. Listener discretion is advised.Welcome back, pears! Today marks our very first Histor-TEA lesson with everyone’s favorite professor—Professor Brie. Grab your pencils, pens, and maybe even some sweet tea, because class is officially in session. Today’s topic? The legendary and bloody feud of the Hatfields and McCoys. From family rivalries to courtroom drama, ambushes, and countless casualties, this tale is as wild as it is tragic. By the end of this lecture, you’ll be schooled on one of the most infamous family feuds in American history.Of course, no class would be complete without a little challenge. Stick around until the end for a 10-question quiz plus a bonus round—let us know how you scored! And just a heads-up, pears: we’ll be taking a short break between episodes while we live out our Once Upon a Time dreams at Disney World. We’ll be back with more laughs, chaos, and stories on 9/24/25. Follow our Instagram to keep up with our Disney adventures, and we’ll see you in a couple weeks!Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Last time, we got way too deep exploring our personalities, so naturally this week we decided to do the opposite and record a drunk episode. That’s right—today’s chaos is powered by a game of Truth or Drink. We kick things off on topic, but after about 8–10 shots, let’s just say the coherence fades and the tangents start flying.What starts as a structured game quickly devolves into the two of us blurting out whatever comes to mind, with absolutely no filter. From 12-year-old boy humor about flatulence to Briahna exposing what Madeleine does that drives her nuts, and even oversharing about our shower routines—nothing is off limits. If you’re ready to hear two drunk girls spiral into hilarious nonsense, buckle up—this one’s a doozy.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

No, this episode has nothing to do with the true definition of metastasize—and everything to do with how unhinged we are. Don’t worry, you’ll get the newest, totally official Urban Dictionary definition in the FPP After Show. For now, we’re diving headfirst into something we’ve been obsessed with for ages: personalities. If you’ve ever wondered what makes people tick—or just want to laugh at how accurate (and sometimes brutal) personality breakdowns can be—this one’s for you.We kick things off with the Enneagram test, which assigns you a number 1 through 9 to uncover your values, fears, and core motivations. Things get deep, fast. From there, we switch gears to the Myers-Briggs 16 Personalities test, seeing just how well it really lines up with who we are. And to top it all off, we unleash ChatGPT on ourselves for the ultimate roast session, where our personalities get shredded in the most despicable way possible. It’s raw, it’s hilarious, and does anybody know who VIB-G-YOR is?Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Enneagram Test: https://enneagramtest.com/ Myers-Briggs Test: https://www.16personalities.com/Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re kicking off our brand-new series, Wandering the World Market, by hopping over to Greece—no passport required! We’ve got the basics covered: fun facts you didn’t know you needed, a messy and tea filled Olympic origin story full of ancient drama, and a peek into the culture that gave us philosophy and fierce Gods with attitude.But we’re not stopping there. We’re diving fork-first into drool-worthy Greek food, talking fashion that’s equal parts ancient Goddess and modern chic, and pointing out the must-visit spots that’ll have you googling “cheapest flight to Athens” before the episode’s over. Basically, it’s a Greek getaway… minus the jet lag.Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this National Friendship Day inspired episode, we’re putting our bond to the ultimate test with a series of challenges to test if we truly are best friends.Round 1 kicks off with a classic bestie quiz—but let’s just say... we might need a refresher on each other’s lives (oops). Then, in Round 2, we attempt Memory Pictionary—drawing some of our most iconic moments and trying to guess what the heck the other is talking about. It’s chaotic. It’s hilarious. It’s us.Finally, YOU, our lovely pears, picked the last challenge: the Friendship Mixtape Battle. We each picked songs that represent our friendship, and the other had to guess the track to score a point. Grab your bestie, tune in, and test your own friendship along the way!Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We're back, Pears! Season 2 kicks off with a feral deep dive into KPop Demon Hunters — the newest movie that somehow manages to be equal parts savage, spicy, and socially relevant. From jaw-dropping fun facts and stats, to demon heartthrobs and unexpectedly heavy themes, we’re breaking it all down.But of course, it wouldn’t be Funny Pair without a few chaotic tangents. Toward the end, we spiral completely out of control thanks to some truly unhinged fanart we stumbled across (and absolutely needed to discuss). And just when you think we’ve reached peak feral… the after show says, “Hold my boba.”Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In our season 1 finale, we’re taking you on a wild ride through the winding pathways of our imaginations, carried by a magical fairy guide deep into the world of Disney & Pixar’s Inside Out. We’ve built our very own personality islands, from Faith Island to Dreamscreen Island to Maker’s Island, and more. Each one reflecting the quirks, passions, and chaos that live rent-free in our brains. As always, we end with a classic Funny Pair tangent that spirals beautifully off-course into all kinds of randomness (you know the drill).This episode is a long one—perfect for splitting up over the next couple weeks while we take a short break. We’ll be back soon with a brand-new season full of laughs, stories, and maybe more magical fairy flights.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In celebration of the 4th of July, we're putting our patriotic pride to the test — literally. This week, we take on a U.S. history quiz to determine, once and for all, who’s the better American. It's best out of 10, and things get competitive fast. Along the way, we spiral into tangents (of course), tackle questions like “What is the economic system of the United States?” and “What year was the Declaration of Independence written?” — and by the end, we're neck-deep in conspiracy theories. Because what's more American than that?Light a sparkler, grab a hot dog, and get ready to laugh (and maybe learn?) as we fumble through facts, question our knowledge, and salute the chaos of American history.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This week on Funny Pair, we're stepping into the chaotic, dramatic, and oddly relatable world of Reddit’s “Am I the Drama?” stories. From baby names to bridesmaid drama to brutal honesty about stinky feet, no topic is too off-limits for us. We’re giving our Funny Pair takes on stories like: is it wrong to refuse naming your baby after your dying soon-to-be sister-in-law? Or what about cutting a bridesmaid from the wedding party—too harsh or totally valid? And yes, we even talk about confronting your partner about their less-than-fresh feet. We’ve picked a wide range of stories that had us laughing, gasping, and debating what we’d do in each situation. Some of these takes may be unhinged, but we stand by them. As always, things get a little wild in the FPP After Show, where we say something so ridiculous we end up wheezing from laughter. Drama? Check. Opinions? Check. Absolute chaos? Always.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dream! In this special edition episode, we’re celebrating love, chaos, and happily ever after. Funny Pair’s very own fox, Madeleine, is celebrating her 3 year wedding anniversary TODAY! Naturally, we had to bring on our very first guest: Madeleine’s husband, Tyler. We dove deep into their magical Disney proposal by the wishing well, and then straight into wedding planning.From favorite memories to laugh-out-loud mishaps, it’s a full-on trip down memory aisle. Tyler and Madeleine also spill the truth about marriage: the good, the weird, and the “should you even do it?” real talk. Whether you’re single, engaged, married, or just here for the beans, this one’s for you. So grab your popcorn for this rom com, warning, it gets a little sappy.This episode is dedicated to Madeleine and Tyler. We would not be here today without wuv. Wuv, twoo wuv between these two. Twoo wuv will follow you forevah, so tweasure your wuv, Madeleine and Tyler, always. Happy anniversary! <3Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This week on Funny Pair, we put our judgment hats on and asked the age-old question: is it normal… or nah? From oddly specific hygiene habits to bold public behavior choices, we gave our unfiltered takes on what’s socially acceptable and what is definitely not. Of course, we couldn’t stay on track if we tried—each “normal or nah” took us on a wild detour into unrelated territory. By the end of the episode, we had somehow managed to cover fart spray, shrimp, and a scenario that may or may not have included vehicular crime (don’t worry, we’re fine).We made the faces, we screamed the opinions, and we questioned everything. If you're into chaotic debates, questionable life choices, and the kind of laughter that makes you wheeze, this episode is calling your name. Buckle up—it's one of those.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this week’s episode, Madeleine and Briahna dive into their Instagram FYPs (For You Pages) and bring the chaos, comedy, and curiosity straight to the Pear Orchard. The duo kicks things off with a round of FYP roulette, where a dice roll decides how far they scroll before revealing and describing a randomly selected reel. Things take an unexpected turn when they discover “the Blend” feature—Instagram’s way of combining two FYP algorithms—and realize just how similar but different (and hilarious) their feeds really are. Briahna’s FYP is a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, sexual innuendo, and Disney content, while Madeleine’s is a curated mix of healthy recipes, funny cat videos, book recs, and a nice spread of immature humor.To wrap things up, they play a spirited round of FYP Bingo using pre-prepared boards, with bragging rights on the line. Of all the reels featured in the episode, one is crowned the ultimate standout and honored with this week’s coveted “Pear Award.” From chaotic scrolling to unexpected deep dives, this episode offers a little something for every Pear.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! And a HUGEEE thank you to Toni and Ryan, as well as the TARP community!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this episode, we dive into the world of iconic duos and put our own friendship to the test—who’s the Chandler, and who’s the Joey? From animated classics to real-life bromances, we hilariously debate which one of us fits which role in famous pairs like Copper and Tod, Joy and Sadness, and yes… even Kevin Hart and The Rock (complete with our very best impressions). The episode kicks off in France, thanks to Madeleine’s *chef’s kiss* accent, and spirals into laughter from there. We also somehow end up recounting a hilarious tale involving a Big Daddy chocolate cake that has become classic lore in our friendship.In the FPP After Show, we get into our Disney mode—chatting about what characters our Disney ears and outfits will be based on for our Disney bounding adventure this September. Whether you’re here for Madeleine’s accent, the friendship analysis, or just the cake drama, there’s a little something for every pear in this episode!Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this episode, we bare it all—literally—as we share the stories behind our scars. From dumb injuries to near pass-out moments in the kitchen fails, we cover the full spectrum of scar-worthy moments. We also dive into the more serious stuff—like the time a surgeon slit Briahna’s throat (medically, of course) and the unforgettable moment Madeleine basically mooned a doctor. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might reevaluate your own clumsy history. We talk about childhood accidents, cysts in very unfortunate places, and why our bodies are slowly turning into treasure maps. It’s weird, it’s vulnerable, and of course, it’s hilarious. Come for the oversharing, stay for the dramatic reenactments. Scars may fade, but this episode is unforgettable.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Content Warning: This episode contains graphic medical descriptions that may be unsettling to some listeners. Proceed with caution (and maybe not while eating).Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Get ready for another wild ride of random questions with your favorite dynamic duo! This episode kicks off on a surprisingly deep note as we question the foundations of our friendship—do you even like me?—and try to figure out what we’d say if one of us pulled a full-on soap opera memory loss. (Spoiler: It’s probably not what you’d expect.) But don’t worry, things quickly spiral into classic Funny Pair chaos as we get into the truly important debates—like how to properly eat a sandwich, and news flash, we don’t agree.Then, just when you think we’ve peaked, we dive into some philosophical brain-benders. Would we actually help in a bystander situation, or just freeze like a couple of confused potatoes? And of course, we couldn’t resist getting tangled in the age-old conundrum of the Ship of Theseus (which sounds fancy but we definitely made weird). Equal parts heart, humor, and hypothetical hot mess—this episode has it all.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This weekend was stacked with holidays, so naturally, we celebrated all three—Harry Potter Day, Star Wars Day, and Cinco de Mayo—in one chaotic, magical, intergalactic episode. First up: Harry Potter. We did a deep dive into our old Hogwarts house results (still Ravenclaws, obviously—brains AND baddies), explored our Patronuses, and then retook the tests to see if life had changed us. Spoiler: Madeleine may be in identity crisis mode. Then came an entirely improvised Harry Potter murder mystery, featuring a tragic loss (RIP Daddy Draco). We followed that with a quiz to test our wizarding knowledge... and Briahna got promptly humbled.Next stop: Star Wars. We took a lightsaber color quiz (big personality moment), then sorted random Star Wars characters into Hogwarts houses because why not mash up fandoms while you're already deep in chaos. Another quiz followed—and let’s just say we wouldn’t survive Jedi training. To round everything out, be sure to stay tuned for the FPP After Show, where we re-lived that iconic night we got a little wasted at a Mexican restaurant and decided an escape room was a good idea.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re back with Part 2 of our two part special edition episode! This time, we continued our conversation with writing our own short stories inspired by an Instagram video prompt—because who doesn’t want a side of romance in a mystical realm? Maybe we should be authors!? Both of our tales take you on wildly different adventures, but somehow still include drama, love, and a touch of “OMG I’m literally crying right now.”Then we shift gears for a quick(ish) catch-up on A Court of Wings and Ruin—yes, Briahna still hasn’t finished the last 150 pages, but we couldn’t resist a little recap. She recorded 20 minutes of audio notes during her reading sesh so Madeleine could react in real time. It’s unhinged. It’s passionate. It’s exactly what you'd expect from us. SPOILER ALERT: We do talk spoilers for ACOWAR and the ACOTAR series in general, but we promise to yell about it loudly when it’s coming so you can skip ahead if needed. Protect your ears, pears.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

It’s our very first Special Edition episode—recorded in the same place, at the same time, with the same chaos. When we’re together, the tangents multiply like wild bunnies, and this episode is proof. We kick things off by surprising each other with fun facts that even we didn’t know about the other, leading to some shocking reveals (drama camp? math club? life-saving heroics??). Then we dive into the strange, hilarious, and slightly concerning things living in our recent search histories. From celebrity white parties to octopus mating habits, no topic is safe. We couldn’t fit everything into just one episode, so this is Part 1 of 2. Be sure to follow us on Instagram to find out when Part 2 drops! Come hang out with us, count the tangents, and soak in the mayhem of us being in the same room at last.Stay tuned for part 2, and new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Once a Barbie girl, always a Barbie girl. Get ready to gallop straight into peak 2000s nostalgia with us — sparkles, drama, bad CGI animals and all. We each secretly picked two childhood faves to rewatch, then showed up armed with chaotic plot summaries, fun facts, and our favorite memories surrounding the films. Between royal identity swaps, island singalongs, and more dancing princesses than we could count, it’s safe to say the glitter hit the fan. We handed out crowns for favorite characters, swooniest love interests, sassiest sidekicks, and more. Then finally, we did the impossible — we ranked them (please don't come for us!).Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the world of ultimate embarrassment—the kind that haunts you at 2 AM and might just deserve its own origin story. From childhood chaos to adolescent horror, we’re digging through the vault of moments we wish we could forget. Things get a little unhinged when we create super-powered alter egos based on our most mortifying memories. We also reveal some confessions in our “we listen and we don’t judge” segment—though we might raise an eyebrow or two. Expect a sprinkle of delusion, some deeply unserious self-reflection, and the occasional fantasy realm daydream. Come for the secondhand cringe, stay for the secret identities. Trust us—this is one episode you don’t want to miss... unless you’re the lifeguard on duty that day.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

You may be entitled to compensation… for the psychological damage of this episode. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the steaming tea of our most traumatic work stories—complete with chaos, confusion, cluckin' chickens, and banana-scented betrayal. From bodily explosions (yes, that kind) to getting sick over nail clippings, these tales left permanent scars—and maybe a laugh or two. Trust us, you’ll never look at Laffy Taffy the same again.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Before hitting record on this episode, we actually spent an hour on a completely different one—only to realize it was a total flop. So, in true spontaneous fashion, we switched gears and came up with this off-the-cuff idea instead! In this episode, we ask each other questions, covering everything from which Disney universe we’d love to live in, to some tricky “Would You Rather” dilemmas, and even the weirdest things we believed as kids. Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Just another episode that proves how insane we are. This week, we talk about our fears. The creepy ones and even some weird ones like the fear of octopi and birds pooping on us. We talk about it all and even get DEEP!! Let us know what your fears are and tell us if you relate to any that we mentioned, or if we are just a little crazy. Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Y’all better eat your black-eyed peas and keep those four leaf clovers handy because today, we’re getting a little stitious. We’re diving into knocking on wood, hunting four-leaf clovers, ghostly portals, and eerie doppelgängers. Buckle up, because we're talking about some Freaky Sh*t.Have any favorite superstitions? Or ones that you wholeheartedly believe? Let us know!Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

**WARNING** The following content is intended for mature audiences as we will be discussing shadow daddies, sleep number mattresses, and fictosexuality. Listener discretion is advised.Funny Pair holds no responsibility for damage to your ear drums as this episode contains a lot of loud laughter and screaming that may be harmful to the eardrums. To our parents and friends, please remember that you digitally signed an NDA in the first episode and are therefore not allowed to hold what we say against us. To those pears who are just as unhinged as we are ;)... we hope you enjoy the ride.Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

So this episode reminds me of this one time, at band camp, when we laughed so hard we farted because of lavender air freshener. You just had to be there! Yes, you heard it here first, we were “those kids” in marching band. Take a trip down memory lane with us as we recall our best moments from our band years! From where our love for music started, the weird shows we performed, and all the laughs that happened in between. Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Welcome to the very first episode of Funny Pair! Today, we're diving into our lives, loves, and the inspirations behind this podcast in a special time capsule episode that we’ll revisit in five years.We’re talking everything from the essentials that define us, to the times we’ve “borrowed” craft supplies, even our current celebrity crushes and their slutty little t-shirts. It’s an episode packed with laughs that’s sure to leave you smiling—or your money back guarantee! Stay tuned to find out why we’re the Funny Pair.New episodes every Wednesday!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Welcome to Funny Pair Podcast! We are your hosts, Madeleine and Briahna, and this is a podcast where we stay connected, no matter the physical distance between us. Since high school, we have been best friends and have shared countless memories and laughter. Now, we’re bringing our bond to your earbuds.Join us every Wednesday as we dive into a wide variety of topics, from quirky interests and everyday adventures, to deep discussions and more. Funny Pair is all about celebrating our connection and making new memories together. Tune in for genuine camaraderie, shared experiences, and a whole lot of fun, as we bridge the distance between us with every episode!Wanna send us digital fan mail!? Click here! We would love to hear from you!Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.comAlso, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!Our Handles:Instagram: @funnypairpodShoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.Pair Necessities Season 2 PlaylistThanks so much for listening, and remember…“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981