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Girl That's My Cousin

We're two quirky energetic Samoan friends that decided, "We already talk a lot, let's do a podcast!" From the Inland Empire (San Bernardino to be exact) we invite you into our humble threshold where we go over trending topics & news, embarrassing memoirs, awkward sex conversations, and discuss outrageous moments that we're sure will make you chuckle. We're not a Polynesian Podcast, we're just 2 Podcasters who happen to be Polynesian. Grab your significant other, your brother, your mom, bring the whole squad! When they ask you who we are just tell them, "Girl, That's My Cousin!"

  1. 24

    Kava Katch Up, Kristy & Desmond + Bionic Legs

    After yet again another long hiatus, Leise and Austin return to the mics while exploring San Diego. From scandalous kalapus, to peaceful monks, these two are spilling it all!

  2. 23

    We're Breaking Up

    After a long hiatus, Austin & Leise return this season with some unsettling news. One thing is certain, no matter how bad it is, the laughs will always be better.

  3. 22

    Til' the Very End

    The season finale episode is here after some slight setbacks and technical difficulties. Leise and Austin revisit past segments and provide updates to some of the cousins who submitted letters previously. Tune in for the final laughs before Summer Vacation.

  4. 21

    Cevi-Shade

    The second to last episode of the season and the cousins find themselves discussing their most embarrassing moments in front of a man and Austin opens up about a nasty encounter with a business owner who sells ceviche.

  5. 20

    June Gloom

    Episode 20 features heavier topics of the "No Kings" protest across the U.S, while Austin & Leise discuss the loss of a monumental figure within the Samoan community.

  6. 19

    Summer Blues

    It's officially Summer in the Inland Empire! Leise and Austin take a dive into self reflection this episode. From a letter about coming face to face with our darker side, and ending off with an ice breaker that will bring tears to their eyes.

  7. 18

    Fumbled & Disgruntled

    Leise & Austin discuss their week, answer a Cousin Confession from a male-listener, and get a surprise caller.

  8. 17

    Cinder-Bellas

    After a long Memorial Weekend, Leise and Austin return to discuss their time off, argue over the better Cinderella movie, go over current news a plays a round of "What Would You Do."

  9. 16

    Catfish & Catsh*t

    Leise & Austin briefly discuss the Diddy Trial and offer advice to a cousin who has been Catfished and bamboozled out of some hundreds of dollars. They answer the social media question about the aftermath of being "ghosted" and play a Pick Up the Vibe game called "Truth or Cap."

  10. 15

    Finsta & Strippers

    The heat is rising in the IE as summer peaks it's head. Speaking of peaking, Leise finds herself for the first time at a stripclub, expectations high, social battery low. Meanwhile, Austin runs into a blast from the past and crashes out via text. Tune in for the latest letter of the week, and a versus round of "Pick up the Vibes."

  11. 14

    Dear Mama,

    Leise & Austin dedicates this episode to the mothers. From Chat GPT to a beautifully written letter sent in from a mother, the cousins are ready to take you on an emotional rollercoaster.

  12. 13

    Lace Em Up!

    Leise & Austin have a conversation about how to be more Samoan (as if!) while also digging up old generational trauma.

  13. 12

    One Man Risen, My Man Don't Listen

    The monday after Easter, Leise & Austin reflect on their childhood memories & get into a conversation regarding college football drama, Wrestlemania 2025, and answer Buzzfeed questions that men want to know about women.

  14. 11

    Return of the Mek-a

    Leise is back from vacation along with a return guest appearance from Shane O Meka for the interview that has been long overdue. From viral videos to Scooby Do characters, the 3 talk and laugh over a few drinks.

  15. 10

    Oh My Mekaa!

    With Leise out of town, Austin had to bring the ULTIMATE COUSIN onto the podcast to be a guest host. The one and only Shane O Meka! Tune in for San Bernardino's native. From past experiences, advice for the dolls, and conversations about suicide, this episode is anything but cold.

  16. 9

    Short Kingston

    From news about Sean Kingston to "Short Kings", Leise & Austin discuss the debate of being with shorter men and cap off the episode rating men who are considered a 10, but...

  17. 8

    Roman Mamoa

    In this season's 8th episode, Leise and Austin discuss toddlers at a local daycare who ingested fentanyl pills, answer the letter of the week sent in by a Groomsman, and play a round of this or that with some interesting celebrity choices.

  18. 7

    Lucky Number Seven

    Happy St. Patrick's Day! From drunk blackout moments to Leise's questionable pet ownership past, Leise & Austin are ringing in this lucky episode with loads of laughter that might make you sh** yourself.

  19. 6

    Family Affairs

    Leise and Austin dive into questions and letters regarding family. Cutting off, forgiveness, reconciliation & capping it off with a round of “Would You Rather.”

  20. 5

    Shrimp Served Cold

    From celebrity deaths to gonorrhea, Leise and Austin discuss the importance of practicing safe sex and regular testing as well as introducing a new segment of "Smash or Pass" with a jackass of candidates.

  21. 4

    California Dreamin'

    Leise and Austin take a dive into the subconscious discussing symbolism within dreams. They also discuss the current topic of the Onlyfans star who slept with 100 men in one day, as well as comparing eachother's mating calls and bird noises.

  22. 3

    The One About Yo FRIENDS

    All about the friends you keep. Introducing the very first Letter of the Week segment, Leise and Austin discuss what it means to be a genuine friend, offers advice, and tests eachother's friendship.

  23. 2

    XOXO San Bernardino

    In honor of February 14, Leise & Austin reminisce on Valentine's Day memories, offers advice on Reddit, share bizarre Valentine's Day facts & introduce a new segment of Current Topics.

  24. 1

    Humble Beginnings

    The first episode in this installment. From rags to riches (minus the riches). Join Leise & Austin as they navigate through San Bernardino, Ca with smoker laughs, and missing podcast equipment.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We're two quirky energetic Samoan friends that decided, "We already talk a lot, let's do a podcast!" From the Inland Empire (San Bernardino to be exact) we invite you into our humble threshold where we go over trending topics & news, embarrassing memoirs, awkward sex conversations, and discuss outrageous moments that we're sure will make you chuckle. We're not a Polynesian Podcast, we're just 2 Podcasters who happen to be Polynesian. Grab your significant other, your brother, your mom, bring the whole squad! When they ask you who we are just tell them, "Girl, That's My Cousin!"

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